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>>95005782
The fact it took so long for this to get storytime must mean no one cares about this dyke
>>95005805
>The fact it took so long for this to get storytime must mean no one cares about this dyke
This.
>>95005805
Which one? Honestly I'm just gladavril died again now Phylla can get her bands back
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>>95005855
Those bands belong to Wendell Elvis Vaughn, Phylla should just go get her dad's bands.
The end.
>>95006041
Thank you for your dedication to Carol PA.
Generations - Hawkeye & Hawkeye >>95006055
>>95005782
Who're the dykettes?
>>95006007
I liked it better in Secret Empire when she rammed her fucking body into an underground facility.
I mean seriously, I just read these issues now to see if I have the mental fortitude to make it through it. It is so fucking bland and boring. For fuck sakes, she has the the most inconsequential team which is kind of funny since she is as lack luster as they are. At least Ewigs Ultimates had them do something.
>>95006007
Once again killing defenseless alien infants saves the day. Carol Corps!
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>>95005991
Ok on one hand this makes Quasar look less bullshit but on the other it makes no sense because the combined force of everyone there should be more than enough to bust a planet.
>>95006116
One of those is a guy, a thirsty, thirsty guy.
>>95006233
I thought so, but with modern marvel I couldn't tell.
>>95006076
You Welcome anon.
>>95005782
GODDAMN, this issue was a fucking chore to read through, but I did it because I have autism and want to read every SE tie-in
seriously, this has got to be the most boring, blandest comic I ever had the displeasure of reading
and I'll never forgive Marvel for making Agent Brand a lackey to Carol 'YAAAS QUEEEEEN' Danvers
Ok, so I'm only dimly aware of this book because of storytimes, and I don't think I've ever manged to stomach and entire issue -- but why are they so intent on 'protecting the earth'?
Isn't the whole problem that there's a magic force field keeping the evil aliens (and them) out? Like, what are they doing? Stopping the evil aliens from not getting to Earth? Rando McBeardface even freaks out at the suggestion of leaving because of Evil Cap -- that thing that they're not doing anything about because they can't.
Also, if she can go between dimensions why can't they just jump sideways, deorbit, and come back inside the shield?
Reminder that Stohl is also writing Mar-Vell & Carol issue of Generations.
>>95006116
Genius black girl, genius asian amputee, and the useless white guy.
>>95006973
The Filipina is also lesbian.
>>95007294
Was that confirmed? I haven't been keeping up with this book.
>>95006952
nooo
NOOOOOOO!
How's the sale numbers looking
>>95007905
lowest Carol's ever sold, according to Big Bang
>>95006952
>bite the pillow, im going dry
>>95008142
Jess can take it.
>>95008160
She's taking it from porcupine every night.
>>95008278
delet
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>>95006041
>Down to Earth
>no more pseudo-EMH space station
>back to KSD bullshit
Save us Feige.
>>95008750
I can't wait until Bendis decides to use her again and kills off Hopeless' self-insert and the baby.
>>95005991
Seriously? She's dead? Wasn't she fighting Hydra in the main book?
>>95005881
Holy shit this is terrible
>>95010686
Hopefully this means that Alpha flight will no longer be used as a prop to make Carol look good.
>>95005881
I want these annoying sidekicks dead.
If they want Carol to be A-List why'd they give her such a no-name creative team?
>>95010989
They're already confirmed for the Legacy arc.
>>95011016
Goddammit, I'd rather have them back in limbo than this.
>>95005942
>rocket's face
at least they got one thing right in this book
>>95007294
> The Filipina is also lesbian
Okay thank you for confirming that one was gay. For a second there i was worried
>>95008856
Drunk Carol is cute
>>95010770
Last we saw was "See You Soon."
Guess she omitted "In Hell."
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