What do you think of this?

>>94994551
I think you should storytime this shit, that's what I think.

A biiig hole in her.

>>94994551
>What do you think of this?
My penis is intrigued. Please go on.

>>94994551
does that make her a beard?

>>94994551
I'm impressed she managed to find a flannel shirt large enough to fit a fucking bear

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>>94994551
>not writing bear porn for Canadians

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>>94994674
>She cradled his big, furry, assymetrical balls in her hands, she played with them, slipping them gently inside their cases as he licked.
D-Disgusting..

>>94994614
I get it

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>>94994594
Apparently it won't be released until April next year.

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>>94994912

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>>94994918

>>94994927
>black bear
>black

I don't know what I expected.

>>94994918
>balls
>big, furry, asymmetrical balls

Women. They will fuck a bear, but not you.

>>94994940
Well t's not gonna be a fucking polar bear, is it, you cringing fuck.

Holy shit stop mentally cucking yourself even in comedy bestiality comics.

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>>94994551
Is this an English version of pic related?

>>94994946
Speak for yourself senpai.

>>94994674
The author of this also has an award names after her now.

>>94994912
>arcadefire
So this is how democracy dies

The bear and the maiden fair.

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>>94994594
i've storytimed this a couple times

>>94994964
All the voters start fucking bears?

>>94994927
Is her nickname Goldilocks?

Because she can swallow my porridge.

>>94994912
>>94994918
>>94994927
>Neighbors keep filing complaints about the bear
>She claims he's her service animal

>>94995064
>Neighbors mauled hideously to death shortly after

>>94994912
>>94995025
>>94994918
>>94994674
so, this is Chris mom and dad?

>>94994674
I bought this book in Canada as a joke and it was actually really fucking good

Its a great meditation on both nostalgia for Canada's past as well as the loneliness of a middle-aged women- she realizes she's effectively becoming a cat lady and hates herself for it. She ends up in a weird symbiotic relationship with the bear because its the only male force in her life that's not trying to exploit her for quick sex, and ironically that causes her to lust for it. Over time she keeps trying to provoke the bear into more and more sexual acts, but it never ends up mounting her- instead it freaks out and claws the fuck out of her back instead. Only when she is bleeding out, naked on the floor does she realize how fucking bonkers her actions have been. Though she says goodbye to the bear on a bittersweet note, it creates a resolve to examine her life and rebuild it into one where she respects herself even without degrading one-night stands.

The prose was beautiful. It deserves every award it got.

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>>94994949
More like a less interesting version of this.

I was expecting gay porn.

>>94994594
I agree.

>>94995064
I NEEED MY SERVICE ANIMAL!

>>94994674
This is actually a pretty good book. Not even joking. I'd give it 4/5 stars.

>>94994674
It's all about a disturbed and lonely woman. She never actually has sex with the bear and it's not written to be eoritc but I guess the marketers try to sell it off as one of those weird zoophilic romance novels. There's stuff about women fucking velociraptors out there.

>>94995089
That sounds great, time to order a 2 cent copy on Amazon. But 27 is middle-aged? Fuck, anon.

>>94994674
>In 2014, the paperback cover became an Internet meme, thanks to a widely shared Imgur post titled "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CANADA?"[16] This exposure led to a modern reappraisal of the 1970s novel, including new reviews, commentary, and a place in the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's 2014 list "Books That Make You Proud to Be a Canadian."[16][17] A 2014 National Post review by literature critic Emily Keeler called the book "the best Canadian novel of all time."[18] Critic Aritha Van Herk, in an interview with CBC Radio's Q program, called the novel a "quintessential Canadian book," referencing the role of wilderness in Canadian lives.

what

>>94994927
So is the cat in a threeway?

>>94994912
>I've never seen one so big, have you?
>That blush.

>Black Bear
Somebody alert /pol/.

>>94995234
Canada is basically bizarro-America. It gets weird.

>>94995197
>There's stuff about women fucking velociraptors out there.
And where would this stuff be exactly?

>>94995091
s-source?

>>94995792
i think he's talking about in the velociraptor's den

>>94995825
>Azog is an underappreciated cavewoman in her tribe. The cavemen treat her like a piece a meat. They disrespect her at every turn and never listen to anything she says. Azog cannot change this unless she proves herself as a hunter. When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe. That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave. Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.

Incredible.

>>94995792
It's a subgenre known as dinosaur erotica. You can find a lot of it on Amazon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

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>>94994949
Nah, this shit will play it safe, they won't have the balls to have the protagonist fuck the bear

>>94995821
Nickelodeon by master Douman Seiman.

>>94996087
Seiman art in color looks weird.

>>94994949

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>94995821
As >>94996087
said, it's by Dowman Seiman. That's the end of that particular bit, IIRC they're mentioned again but not seen.

>>94995911
Everyone in Golden Kamui is just chasing their dreams.

>>94996087
did Cartoon Network come out with one yet?

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>>94994551
Hey bitch, bears are for men, not for women.

>>94994551
Why is Pyrenee wearing clothes?

>>94995198
I'm pretty sure life expectancy in 70's Canada was around 55.

>>94995792
Go to the kindle store, select the romance category, and look at the free ones. There's shit like women getting gangbanged by clipart. Not something in the story that they depict on the cover with clipart, the actual story is clipart fucking her.

>>94994927
so the bear hate the confederate flag and live near Hollywood?, let me guess they dont know about 4chan

>>94997199
Girls are way too fucking lewd.

>>94996406
This is pretty good, the bit with the facehugger was funny and sappy.

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Reminds me of this, comfy comic.

>>94995081
No, his mom was a yeti.

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>>94995890
>A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay

>>94994551
>Human x Anthro
>Bestiality
Disgusting, OP.

>>94998649
The bear isn't anthropomorphic. It's just a bear, they are built like that.

>>94998649

>>94998777
Even so, it's showing interspecies.

>>94994551
I can't decide whether to make a joke about gays or a joke about Dogfucker Humphries.

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>>94998477
Chuck Tingle is the hero our generation so desperately needs.

>>94999468
We just need a freaky, stupid and extremely gay film exec to start greenlighting adaptations.

>>94999468
Apparently it was written by someone else.
If it wasn't from 2014 I'd assume it was an attempt to cash in on the Tingle train.
As it is I guess we have to assume that there are multiple people on earth who write erotica about homosexual dinosaur beastiality taking place in wallstreet trading firms.

>>94995198
After all, 25 is the signal for being a cake.

>>94999468
What unnerves me is that "Color Changing Dress" links to some other article.

>>94999468
>Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"

And Wikipedia says there are also
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"'"
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"'"
>Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

All these weird as fuck book names sound so insane that they make me kinda curious. Has anyone read this guy's books? Is it worth it for the laughs, or are the titles their highlight?

>>94999633
In Japan.

>>94999679
It was a 2015 meme.
There was a photo of a dress, and people couldn't decide if it was black and blue or white and gold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress
For the record, I still say it's white and gold.

>>94999468
I'd say he's not the hero our generation needs but deserves.

>>94994912
>ice cream sandwich
>plate

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I guess I'll hump my burrito then.

-Grizz

>>94999468
>releases 3 books in 3 days
Does he write them in one day?

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>>94994674
We lost Canada to the furry heretics.

>>94999832
>2015
Jesus Christ, it's been that long?

>>94994949
Golden Kamui is the only manga/comic that manages to constantly surprise me in the best kind of way and I love it.

>>94999735
Read one of you're curious.

I suspect that Tingle is an established comedy writer who writes in an esoteric way to avoid recognition. He focuses in on a few words and does a lot of capitalization that emulates autistic/German language issues. It honestly is funny, but there's no need to read a lot of it.

>>95001382
Tell me you're reading Dungeon Meshi, you good-taste-having fag.

There's a book series that takes the dinosaur thing semi-seriously, if you guys are interested. Anonymous Rex, Casual Rex, and Hot and Sweaty Rex. It's about a secret subculture of dinosaurs that wear latex suits to appear human, the hero solves mysteries in L.A.

It's mostly comedic, but I think there was some kind of sex scene in there somewhere.

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>>95001438
What do you think I am, some kind of queer?

>>95001586
I dunno, what else are you reading?

>>95001648
Beastars
Black General-san
Dorohedoro
Fire Punch
Helck
Keyman
Mob Psycho/Wun Punch
Otoyomegatari
Vinland Saga

Get. On. My. Level.

>>95001911
I feel a little bit embarrassed you put that last sentence in m8. Best of luck though.

>>94994674
>big furry assymetrical balls

that may be the least sexy thing I've ever read.

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>>94994949
Wait a second...

>>95003608
Might help if the artist changed something other than the just the hands between the second and third image. "losing pure human shape", my ass.

As a Canadian I have to say: it's nice to be more represented in comics.

>>94999468
>Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'

This...this is high art.

>>94996406

No, they show up one more time in the final chapter with the dude who gets chucked by a bird.

>>94995089
>Over time she keeps trying to provoke the bear into more and more sexual acts, but it never ends up mounting her
That's disappointing

>>94999468
I need to go check this out.

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>>95003695

>>94995072

>rest of the comic is her covering up their deaths in hilarious ways

>>94995198
I'm 27 and feel like I'm so old I should just end it. I don't know how people past their mid-thirties do it. They must have no self-respect.

>>95007342
I'm 27 too. I don't know what your situation is but while I have serious lows there are still enough positive things I experience to keep my going. For a long time I planned to kill myself at 25: when I got to that point I wanted to keep living and I still do, but sometimes I feel overwhelmed in the opposite way for a few days.

Everyone gets old. I think you just become more conscious of the time you're wasting as you get older.

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>>94994551
nani?

>>95007342
I'm turning 34 next week so I've nearly achieved my lifegoal of telling Jesus I outlasted His busted ass. praise

Bear dicks are small.

Is BEARED the opposite of BLACKED?

>>94995091
dowman seiman is a god. voynich hotel is my favorite manga of all time, and i own all 3 volumes

>>95007342
Life is good man, 30s ain't even that old.

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>>94994551

>>94994551
I want to see full penetration in every hole, both ways

>>94995025
does she suck bear cock or what?

>>95007565
Gorillas have really small dicks

>>94999633
>being a cake
I've never heard this term before.

>>94995778
We think of you as Bizarro-Canada.

>>95007342
41 here. The trick is to stop giving a fuck about age.

>>95011392
>The trick is to stop giving a fuck about age.
Just so. Be happy, that's the trick. Try to enjoy your job, make a few friends, do stuff you like. Be lazy if that's why you like. Live.

>>94999468
His highest achievement is this post on 4chinizzle

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>>95003695

>>94994551
Pretty damn Canadian.

>>95007342
Nah, the trick is to have some accomplishments in your life.

>>95007565
What. Bears have huge dicks. You're confused.

>>94997199

The art of the Tingler is complex and deep.

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>>94994551
I think it would have been better genderswapped.

>>94994551
Is that the western version of kumamiko?

>>94995089
How did the feminists allow for this?

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>>95001911
I need to get back into Vinland Saga. I read through all of FARMING FARMING FARMING and stopped when it got interesting again, ironically.

Pic related is unfortunately the only series I follow these days.

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>>94994551

>>94994551
>not "My Girlfriend is a bear"
no thanks

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>>94996087
His best work IMO. Despite all the weird and sick stuff in there, the stories pack more meaning in 10 pages than most other manga do in 10 tankobons.

>>95002310
>he doesn't like big furry asymmetrical balls
What are ya, some kinda tasteless queer?

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>>94994551
Reminder that bears have bones in their penises.

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>>95016355
The Baculum.

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>>94994947

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Her boyfriend is a pussy.

>>94994599
Bears actually have pencil dicks.

>>95010126
Short for Christmas cake - no one wants you after 25th

>>95001911
Holy shit dude are you me?
Go read Kaguya Wants To Be Confessed To as well. I'll read Fire Punch and we'll call it even.

>>94994918
The worst part is that adult bears are lactose intolerant.

>>94995091
>>94995821
Even better is they're confirmed dating later

>>94997199
I remember searching for The Big Short one day and getting served up a book about gay werebears.

>>94994927
>on the east side of Los Angeles

The Hollywood sign is on the west side.

>>94999832
It's definitely blue and black, though I assure you I was on thr white/gold train for basically that entire first night. I was convinced, and just after posting a 2000 character screed, it flipped on me.

Anyway I'm halfway convinced it was a psyops campaign.

>>95016403
He was trying to fuck his own daughter.

But actually he was really hot and gave me a slight neo-nazi fetish. Like if one was tall and beefy I would hatefuck them.

If this is a bear thread, I would be remiss to not mention Mord, the 2-square-city-block-sized flying, venomous bear who was probably actually a human subjected to horrific in vivo genetic modification in the book, "Borne."

Tbhfam kinda jealous.

>>95003608
Needs a "Is fine too" at the last example

>>94995091

Kinda sad that's only a short story anthology, I want more cute girl and tiger stories.

>>94994912
>ketchup backgrounds

>>95017498

To be fair he didn't KNOW she was his daughter.

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/Co/ol bear thread?

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>>94999468
Holy fuck.

>>94994551
I get the feeling this is story is told with the unspoken context of "ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN A CIS WHITE MALE, AMIRITE, GURLZ?"

>>94994551
I want to know which one of /tg/'s memelords escaped and actually brought the Sir Bearington stories to life.

>>95017886
pamela ribon. says right there. you know her better as anonymous

>>94996877
Nah man, some women are into the bear aesthetic.

>>95018041
If I recall, women are programmed to like it. But birth control fucks with their preferences and makes them desire more feminine men.

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>>94994551
This is what happens when Bear stops chasing the lady bear and starts noticing Masha.

>>95001911
>Beastars
Good taste.
>Dorohedoro
Mah nigga.
>Vinland Saga
Need to get back to this. The farm saga bored me but i heard it already ended.

>Get. On. My. Level.
Oh, fuck off.

>>94994551
Human male x Anthro(xeno) female is superior.

>>95007273
>Normie shit
>90's furry magazine
>Sanic
>Animal Crossing
>Farthing wood

>>95016403
God dammit, Guarnido. I know it's intentional and all but how i hate the way you draw 99% of females.

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>>95017674
Ursa Major it is.

>>94999468
Dafuq? Why gay unicorn?

>>94994942
beat me to it

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>>95016376

>you will never travel the world ripping animals' dicks off

>>95018145
That sounds like some serious pseudoscience horseshit.

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>can't remember I cracked open a bear with the /co/

>>94994551
Sure. Women already fuck dogs, bears aren't much of an upscale.

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>>94994551
What's going on in this thread?

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>>94994551
the only problem is it's not female beast on human male...

>>95018422
It's retarded when the male characters looks so much like animals but the females just looks like a human woman with a animal nose painted on.