Wonder Woman #29 Storytime

>>94993431
i really like this cover

>>94993431
>>94993446
those are both bad covers

>>94993451
>>94993455
Who gives a shit about covers?

>>94993455
You're a bad cover.

>>94993530
>Kaboom4eva
Plastique is still best girl

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Support the official release.

>>94993598
It's not properly BAD but...
Bland. Unsatisfactory.

The art doesn't help given it's a mostly action issue.

>>94993966
>It's not properly BAD but...
>Bland. Unsatisfactory.
Sounds like Rebirth alright.

>>94993472
Where did her waist go.
Why did Nicola leavebwith Rucka?

Wonder Woman 029 (2017) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/cz1rfxG9/file.html

So like, dude couldn't have just asked? Why put out a hit on her if all you want to do is cure shit like sickle cell?

>implying his intentions are pure
Yeah yeah, still though.

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>it's "PREVIEWSworld released only this issue's cover and pic related as B&W at first while you have to ask DC if you want the textless, colored versions of both" episode

>>94993526
>when you think you're Wonder Woman tier, but you get taken out by Etta Candy.

>>94994834
An injured Etta Candy no less. Getting rekt by a sidekick who's on medical leave has to be one of the more embarrassing things a super villain can experience.

Though in all seriousness, I am glad Etta gets to be an active player. She's more often than not ignored despite being a fairly entertaining character.

I miss Azz, his WW was entertaining as fuck.

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>>94993995
Nothing wrong with her waist

>>94993479
>>94993487
thought that was the WW of china for a second

>>94993456
the potential plot lines for this sound awesome.

but then I remembered that this will obviously be infected with SJW propaganda because moronic hacks think that a well established female warrior with over six decades of history has to be proven superior to the arch-male at every opportunity.

oh man these jesus merino covers are atrocious

can we just stop this shit already

>>94993590
Trevor is such a good house wife

They rebooted new 52 for this ? Damn DC. Way to shoot Wonder Woman in the back.

>>94998269
>Rebirth
>rebooted New 52
Pick one newfriend

>>94993541
>Steven

>>94993975
Speak for yourself retard. I wager you aren't even reading the books and couldn't name a quality issue if asked.

>>94994932
So go reread it. He got to write a full run. His Diana was the most boring character of the book though.

>>94998269
>Newfag doesn't know about the Finches run.
New 52 WW was fucking dead in the water.

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>>94993471
how new is this faggot?

>>94995951

I hate to say this because it's probably going to blow up in my face spectacularly, but I have faith in Gail Simone to keep it even

Does Conan nor Wonder Woman any good if Conan is turned into something it's not

>>94993431
does this cover exist textless? I'd honestly hang it on a wall

>>95002125
Gail did a story that was basically Diana meets Conan in her own WW run. Hell, that's probably why she was given the assignment. "Hey Gail, you've already done this story more or less. Here, do it again."

>>94993975
Still pining for Superbro and other shitty decisions? Give it a rest; Rebirth has been mostly great for DC, unlike the nu52.

>>94993431

thanks

>>94993479
>>94993487
>>94993499
>>94993506
This issue is pretty good at letting the action speak for itself without clogging it up with too much narration. It starts with a short monologue that's contained in one page, there's a little exposition to remind you why they're fighting, and then it just lets the action go for a little bit.

>>94993598
>Having minions and assault rifles and a fancy computer makes you the government
Nah man, this is America, it just makes you a millionaire.
Or the government, if you're a billionaire.

>>94995951
Simone has written both Diana and Red Sonja before and didn't do anything like that.

>>95005595
I mean, militias have guns and uniforms from Dick's Sporting Goods too. If only they knew that all they needed was a big slanted metal building and a computer with a jumbotron monitor and they would be officially part of the government.

>>95005733
>militias have guns and uniforms from Dick's Sporting Goods too
Well, if they're actually automatics, then they had to get them from private buyers and they're significantly more expensive.

>>95005830
>Well, if they're actually automatics, then they had to get them from private buyers and they're significantly more expensive.
>Anon's state doesn't let stores sell AR's and conversion kits over the same counter
I could arm a small army at my wallmart senpai.

>>95006845
I meant machine guns. The NFA of 1984 bans any new full autos from entering the market. So if those are proper assault rifles, they were all bought from private buyers because I highly doubt there's any full autos that entered the market before 1984 that are still sitting on a store shelf.
They all cost $1500+ for the really cheap ones, nevermind the Class 3 Firearms tax stamps.

Thank you for story timing this, now I have no reason to purchase the comic.

>>95006908
Oh, and if the full auto you want has any kind of historical value, like an m16 from before 1984, then you definitely need to be a millionaire to get enough to equip a bunch of minions.

>>95006930
Is this some kind of retarded attempted guilt-tripping b8?

>>95000237
The art was way better that this though. You have to admit that. This is just bad. Just "I've got three hours to draw an issue," bad.

>>95007993
Reading it again recently, there was a lot of fill-in art that was pretty rough. The good issues by Chiang definitely worked to make me forget about the fill-ins, but a surprising amount of that series was by random other artists

>>95006951
I used to read the storytime of Azz's run and get the issues for the art. I liked to study the art. This issue I would only buy it for pointers on how not to do comic book art.

>>95008024
I wish Chiang would come back. Sometimes artists come back, right? Right? Please, tell me they do. I still miss Samnee on Daredevil.

>>95008084

what is Chiang up to anyway

i also would love to see him come back and do GA and Canary again

>>95010306
I think he's only doing Paper Girls right now. I can't recommend it because I haven't read it yet, but people seem to like it.

>>95010306
Him and Azz are working on something for Berger's Books, unless I just imagined that.

>>94993431
what a shitty cover, they didn't even tried to make it look like a proper wanted poster.

>>94993446
holy shit, how was this garbage approved?

Every single page is fucking ugly, jesus, Christ.

>>95010342
It's standard BKV. I don't like it, but I don't like most of his works.

>>94993563
I honestly love the cape. Do I have shit taste?

>>95013248
No ,the cape is awesome. Wonder Woman needs to wear a cape more.

>>95003191

wouldn't call it mostly great, but not as much edginess is pretty nice

>>94993519
...BREAK YOU!

>>95003191
DC has been shit since infinite crisis though.

>>95003191
>Rebirth has been mostly great for DC, unlike the nu52.
Sales chart says otherwise. Quality says otherwise. They're just publishing a bunch of mediocre safe comics for people in love with the movies and cartoons and they're not bringing in any new readers to the medium, just stealing of dissatisfied marvel boys fed up with Alonso and Breevort's crap.