JEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA- Wait. DIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA

>>94975576
>Not SEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAAAAAAA

DROPPED

>>94975658

>batman is only allowed to love wonder woman in an aberrant dark universe where everything goes to shit
>people still go "not muh selina"

>>94975658
TTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA AL GHUL!

>>94975576
What is this?

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>>94975845
Batman: The Merciless early look

>>94975576
I want diana as damis mom

>>94975658
>>94975838
Amateurs, look how it's done

>DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>94975826
Selina is the patrician choice, you fucking wonderbat plebian piece of shit.

>>94975954
More Batwanking? Gosh Anon, I dont want this.

Source:

http://www.dccomics.com/blog/2017/08/28/sneak-peek-an-early-look-at-metal-3-and-batman-the-merciless

>>94975954
>Batman becomes Ares
Whoa, hella gay.

>>94975576
Really? You even have to go so far as to have everyone job to their counterparts so that Batman can be the one to beat them? Fuck off.

>that armored gorilla
I can't even get excited for Tolifar and the gorilla knights returning, cause this is just disgusting.

I officially hate Scott Snyder. Fuck that faggot.

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>>94976049
Pleb, watch this

>JOOOOOKEEEEEEEERR

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>>94975576
>Everyone's talking about Batman's Superman/Supergirl Crisis pose.
>I'm just sitting here checking out the two Amazons who died holding each other's hands.

>>94976450
Hahaha, subtle enough that none noticed

>>94976255

>Batman don't use guns
>Batman don't kill
>Becomes god of war

BRAVO

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>>94976410
Make a way, casuals.

PRESS X TO JASOOOOOOOON!!

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>>94976640
>implying

>>94976647
Joke on you, the page that was posted above you was after the page you posted.

>>94976640
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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>>94976640
There were a lot of "JAAAAAAASON!!" moments.

>>94976640
>>94976690
I guess this official. Jason is Batman's JEEEEEAAAAAN.

>>94976713
Kek, poor Selina.

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>>94976517

>>94976106

>Selina
>Patrician choice

Meanwhile...

>DC: what'll it be, pal
>BatCat shipper: ehh, whatever's on tap.
>DC: you got it bud. *serves a glass, keeps it coming like always*

VS

>DC: what'll it be, pal
>WonderBat shipper: do you have a wine list I could look at?
>DC: get out.

>>94976132
Then stay away from Metal entirely.

>>94976640
Why is owlman screaming jason?

>>94976840
Trinity shipping is cancer.

>>94976982
Jason is loved by every alternative Batman.

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>>94976840
>wonderbat = wine

both shit famalam

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JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAANNN

>>94976840
Haha. You sound like a huge faggot.

>>94976922
I wont. I wanna criticize the biggest mary sue of DC to my heart content. Batman is a mary sue and a cancer that needs to be stopped.

>>94977425
You can't "criticize" shit, son. Sorry.

>>94977425
There's almost no point, if any, to even have other superheroes. Apparently, Batman is the only thing DC has that consistently sells, so I don't even know why they bother.

This is event is like an unintentional parody of Batman's popularity. He's literally the focal point of the entire multiverse, oh I'm sorry, the DARK Multiverse. And now the other Leaguers aren't even allowed to defeat their own Bat-counterparts. Stand back, everyone, this, like literally everything else, is a job for Batman. You like Batman? Here's more Batman! Everything is Batman! Batman Batman! Batman, Batman Batman. Batman. BATMAN!

>>94977425
>Batman is a mary sue and a cancer that needs to be stopped.
Batman is wanked to hell and ridiculously OP. But that doesnt make him a Mary Sue. America Chavez is a Mary Sue. Riri is a Mary Sue.

>a cancer that needs to be stopped.
How are you going to stop him? By reading all his books?

>>94976006
You want Diana to rape Bruce?

>>94976640
I just read under the red hood and I don't know what the hell is happening here

>>94977577
It's a tie-in to Infinite Crisis.

>>94975826
Only Chinese Wonderbat is acceptable, anything else is shit.

>>94975954
Woulf have been Better if Diana had become a Bat/WW hybrid.

>>94976840
Wonderbat is more like cold diarrhea in a dixie cup.

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>>94975576
On the Wonderbat note who here hype for Justice league #28 featuring: Maury Povich

>>94975658
>Not ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAANNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA

>>94979087
Dini please

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The only acceptable Wonderbat.

>>94980189
Yes!

>>94979061
Only if SMWW continues to be btfo
Dont care who Hunter's dad is as long as its not really Clark abd he abd lois really did just raise him.

But they better have a huge fucking reason for Diana just leaving him.

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Yesss. Finally Some Wonderbat. The Patricians choice.

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>>94980189

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>>94977525
But it seems Dream and his mortal family members are the saviors of the story.

>>94980508
You mean the braindead moron's choice.

>>94980527
Man, what the fuck happened to Capullo?

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>>94975826
Wonderbat always ends in some kind of tragedy

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>>94980561
I still like it though

>>94980561
The only tragedy is Diana outliving Bruce.

>>94980638
Why the hell wouldn't she outlive him?

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>>94980189
>you will never have a busty bisexual amazon bully you with her tough personality before showing you her soft and loving side as she carries you off to her bed where you'll be stuck for the whole night and physically unable to leave the next day due to losing all feelings in the bottom half of your body

Just end it all.

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>>94980638
That was one of the happier endings in that issue

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>>94980729

>>94977121
What about craft beers on tap?

>>94980666
I never said she shouldnt. Its just both a happy hought and sad thought. Bruce gets the rest of his life with Diana but then Diana is left with only memories of Bruce but its only sadder if they dont have any children. Which should happen because Damien gets Diana as a stepmom with a new little demigod sister or brother

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>>94980561
Doesn't always end in Tragedy they were together in JLA Terra Occulta

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Best Ship.