>TFW your waifu has been basically cut from the show because

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>Has to compete with a main character for screentime since they obviously can't both be there at the same time

At least Peridot gets lots of fanart and lewds to make up for it.

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>>94972839
Aquamarine is better though

>>94972839
>Have multiple episodes devoted to her redepmtion and becoming a crystal gem
>Instead of having her live in the temple with the others and go on missions with them have her live in a barn and only appear for sol episodes
What was the point?

>>94972839
MEMEBARN
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>>94972849
>Aquamarine
>Better

That's a funny way of spelling Blue Zircon.

>>94972847
misha
are you in this thread

Test

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>>94973003

No

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>>94973008
misha
help
>>94972930
do you still have what that post links too

>>94972839
That star would work better as a buttplug

>>94973053
How do you know its not already?

new episode when

>>94973059
Rocks don't have anuses.

>>94973060
I dont know, and thats why im so fucking pissed. We havent had an episode in 4 months, and at comic con they didnt even give a date for when there would be the next episode. I would atleast be content if they gave a date and it was for early next year, because at the rate their going its going to be close to the end of the year when we get any more fucking episodes if that. First they have to write peridot off to the shitty barn, then pair her off with that no personality bitch lapis instead of steven and amythest, constant townie filler and an underwhelming episode on homeworld, but now it seems CN doesnt want to release the new episodes even weekly, and wont give a date as to when theyll come out, even though its fucking obvious there ALREADY FUCKING MADE AND READY FOR BROADCAST!!!!

>>94973075
Yes they do, and vags too. How else did rose and greg fuck?

>>94973083
Tit fucked her until he came allover her gem.

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>>94973011

Sorry, man. Probably on one of my old laptops laying around my home, but I don't feel like digging them out of the storage and even if I did, the power cords for them are who-knows-where. I don't even remember who the artist is.

>>94973075

But Amethyst eats food all the time, and she says she likes the way it feels going "through her" where does it all go?

>>94973059
It's too high up

>>94973083
They didn't. Rose just took one of Greg's cum tissues and let it gestate inside her. Greg is a Virgin Mary allegory for a reason.

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>>94972921
She had her chance, but she blew it away on being a perpetually sweating, anxious piece of an autist.

>>94972847
You think that's bad? My waifu is the fucking main character and she's hardly in the show anymore. Lately the only times Garnet gets to do anything involve splitting up

Basically if your waifu isn't Pearl you're fucked

>>94973011
I have it, but seeing as it's rare now, I consider it a collectible image and will not part with it without substantial payment. I'm basically going to do what Shkreli did with that Wu-Tang album.

>>94973095
>greg a virgin
I fucking hate this meme. It was obvious he was drowning in pussy before he meet rose, its also obvious they fucked because i doubt greg would know how rose was impregnated if they didnt fuck, and hes probably boning vidalia and amythest on the side now

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>>94973105
>>94973091
ok ;-;

>>94973091
Gravity pulls it down to her feet and it just comes out as chewed up food while she walks around.

>>94973105
When will shkreli buy 4chan from chink moot and make shitposting great again?

>>94973108
>It was obvious he was drowning in pussy before he meet rose
Doubt it, Greg's seems like a total beta.

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>>94973102
>My waifu is the fucking main character

>waifuing Stephen

>>94973105

Will you accept this rare Connie?

>>94973108

>fat stupid annoying manchild who couldn't even get 1 (one) person to his concerts besides Rose
>drowning in pussy

Gregfag pls go

>>94973127
>>94973133
Greg was super hot when he was younger. Theres no way that hunk didnt bone atleast ONE girl in his travels, and theres no fucking way he didnt fuck rose

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>>94973151

And I thought my standards were low. He looked like a fat dumpy fuck you'd see in one of those "people of walmart" pictures. The only good male character on this show is Carl from ATHF.

>>94973165
>And I thought my standards were low.
Yeah, that pretty much sums up me. And i was referring to him when he was younger. Anyways, who else think andy and lapis should fuck? They seem like a perfect match for each other

>>94973151
Soory I insulted your husbando, but from what we saw it was only Marty who was getting pussy in their travels.

>>94973175
Hey man nothing to be sorry for. Its not like you insulted peridot or amythest or pearl. And besides, my husbando is steven in a dress

>>94973095
It was confirmed by the staff that Rose shapeshifted all the necessary bits.

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>>94973099
>being a perpetually sweating, anxious piece of an autist.

Anon, that's why people like her more than Aquamarine.

But then there's also Yellow Zircon...

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>>94973522

More characters need to have skin tight clothing that match their skin color to create the illusion of nudity but still be SFW.

>>94972839
What do a gem's farts smell like?

>>94973493
The womb is the only necessary bit desu.

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>>94973619

>no ovaries to make the eggs
>can't get your sperm in the womb because there is no vagoo to j-j-jam your ponos into

>>94973639
That raises a question though. Could a gem impregnate a human female?

>>94973651
I used to believe that Rose created Lion by fucking a female Lion but that theory got blown out of the water :^(

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>>94973639
>rose somehow figured out how to force her body to produce an actual, working gamete
>steven has a human Y chromosome and a gem X chromosome

>>94972839
Serves you right for having shit taste in waifus

>>94973819
Wasn't it confirmed that Steven gets all his gem genetics from the gem itself? That would meant that without the gem he would be an ordinary human, possibly just a clone of Greg.

>>94972839
I mean,didnt you see the sdcc trailer? Shes gonna get focus

>>94973833
>gem genetics
gemetics?

>>94973871
Yes.

>>94973133
>fat stupid annoying manchild who couldn't even get 1 (one) person to his concerts besides Rose
I'm guessing that was probably because his manager was incredibly shit at his job

>>94972849
That's a shit Aquamarine drawing

>>94972839
>Being a characterfag period
You get what you deserve.

>>94972839
Peridot is cancer

>>94974079
>SU is cancer
Now this post is grammatically correct

>>94974110
>The fandom is cancer
FTFY