Stop having kids.

>>94965668
You first.

>>94965668
No problem.

How would Ted Turner's last two out of five kids feel about that episode?

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>>94965668
Fuck off Wheeler, you dime store Johnny Storm. You just want them all to yourself!

Why wasn't there ever a Captain Planet episode on overpopulation?

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>>94965768

>>94965768
Someone should make it, and air it in India, Middle East, and all of Africa.

>>94965792
Oh, you're right, they did have an episode. Season 1, Episode 21, "Population Bomb". My bad.

>>94965808
See above.

>>94965668
Not a bad idea if you're poor.

>>94965857
What else is there to do besides fuck and work?

>>94965876
Educating yourself.

>>94965668
>The New Adventures of Captain Planet 2018
>Five magic ring were bestowed on five kids to save the planet.
>Kumali with power of Retweet
>Ronaldo with the power of Protest
>Xasha with the power of Pronoun Correction
>Quie with the power of Gender Studies
>And Dasim with the power of Doxxing
>Together they summon Earth's greatest gender fluid champion, CAPTAIN PLANET
>The power is OURS!

>>94965876
drugs

>the two white people are the ones with too many kids

what did they mean by this?

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>>94965668
They were right

>>94965824

it's ok anon I really just wanted an excuse to post that

>>94965913
>>Ronaldo with the power of Protest
>>Xasha with the power of Pronoun Correction
>>Quie with the power of Gender Studies
I want to fucking die because i know if they ever did remake it it would have undertones like those in it

EARTH!!

>>94966013
FIRE!

>>94966022
WEEND!

It took me a while to realize that each kid represented each continent

>>94966032
WATER!

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>>94966042

>no shitposting Australian with a lightning ring or some stupid shit

>>94966042
I like how they changed Linka's origin after the wall fell.

>>94966088
He's going to be an abbo.

>>94966063
HEART!

>>94965913
>>94966002

>one of the major villains would be a faceless (possibly always masked?) Anonymous stand-in with the power to constantly troll

Might be worth it...

>>94966206
It'd just be a repeat of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2j1LJHHX-4

>>94965913
>>94966002
I don't think "Protest" and "Doxxing" work as powers, mostly since I feel like a show like this would focus more on slacktivism rather than doing anything with actual effort.

>>94965974
You are forgiven.

>>94965768
>nobody leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a human being
>by not giving birth, you become a hero by decreasing your carbon footprint by the millions
>so don't forget to take contraceptives before sex or abortions during pregnancy
>the power is yours!

>>94965768
There was two, genious

>>94965668

>Hero's purpose is to protect the planet from pollution and wickedness
>Hero's main weakness are pollution and wickedness

Who wrote this shit?

>>94965768
There was you idiot, the OP is referencing it.

>>94966906
To be fair if he manages to dodge the pollution he's Superman-tier broken. Dude could just pop into the Earth's mantle to grab some lava, or whip up a hurricane and toss it over a forest fire.

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>>94966906
>crude oil, radiation, and wood smoke hurt Captain planet
3 things that naturally occur on the planet hurt him.

>>94965876
Nobody said don't fuck.

>trying to tank the economy

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>>94965668
Beat ya to it Anon! I don't have a girlfriend!

>>94965668

Has someone ever discovered what the point of episode intro was? They tried to link overpopulation as the issue of why part of a building fell out and almost smashed ceveral civilians in the street, but they never explain exactly why

Did too much people living in it made the building heavy? With a smaller population there would be less people in the streets to be smashed? What is wrong with these kids? Did they said "Well, if there was less people in the building there would be less losses, this is what you got for fucking too much" to the 9/11 victims?

>>94965876
>>94965920

Rock n'Roll

>>94965668

I remember thinking even as a kid Wheeler was right. Everyone acted like he was a jerk for suggesting that you shouldn't have kids if you can't support them and yet seemed to except the people that could support them to stop having them.

>>94965712
>No way, you see this chick next to me?

>>94966850
It's spelled genius, genius

>>94967089
Dude, she is russian, have you ever saw their inbreeding records?

>>94967216

That just means she needs heaping helpings of fresh DNA. In every orifice.

>>94966967
>Purpose is to fight pollutants.
>Weakness IS the very pollutants he fights.
>3 natural resources that should heal, or should not hurt him, do.
>Lava heals him despite volcanoes producing among things, toxic gas and carbon dioxide.
>Hitler could probably beat Captain Planet just by staring at him intensely.

>>94967547
If Captain America smoked weed, would that heal him or hurt him?

>>94967033
If all those people weren't there, they wouldn't have been crushed by the building.

>>94965960

It's less an issue of who's right and wrong and more an issue of Ted Turner having like 5 kids himself

it comes off as rather hypocritical

>>94965668
Fugoff, Varg

>>94967589

Well in terms of damage it would be healed but he wouldn't have the where with all to be much help after.

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>>94967547

>Sages of old summon Captain Planet to stop the Trail of Tears
>'Stop right there, Andrew Jackson! Genocide is wrong!'
>his face when
>Captain Planet so massively depowered he goes into hibernation for 150 years

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>>94965668
>This coming from a ginger
HA

>>94967033
buildings having to be rushed up to accommodate the overflow of people

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>That one episode where the villains devised a way to miniaturize garbage, and that was a bad thing for some reason.

>>94968072
I remember that one, they claimed that compacting it kept it from breaking down. Because sunlight and bacteria can't get to it if you make it too dense.
Something tells me Ted Turner doesn't have a biology education.

>>94968072
Its bad because captain planets enemies were the ones who created it

>>94968072
It wasn't. If I recall the garbage guy was the only villain that reformed.

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>>94969681
Speaking of Captain Planet villains, I still find it annoying that they never gave Nukem an actual backstory, instead of what just appeared to be "revenge against humanity" without any explanation.

>>94967866
Andy Jackson was a hero though.

>>94969861
Captain Planet was a villain all along

>>94969769
I love Sunny D Thing .

>>94965913
More like Captain Keyboard.
>CAPTAIN KEYBOARD
>HE'S NO HERO
>IMPACT ON THE PLANET LESS THAN ZERO

>>94970388
>ELON MUSK MAKES HIS FAVORITE RIDE
>VIRTUE SIGNAL PERSONIFIED

>>94966906
Because he would be broken as fuck otherwise.

>>94966002
Aren't they making a reboot? I swear I read it somewhere.

>>94970853
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio's still pushing to produce a movie version, but that's about it so far.

>>94969861

And captain planet destroys jobs dooming families to perpetual poverty. What's your point?

Anyone /antinatalist/ here?

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>>94970388
>>94970604

>>94965876
Video games, you fool!