Morty Smith

if he really cares about morty he'd want morty to have a conscience and not be a sociopath.

>successful people are scociopaths

>>94957163
Morty gave up on that lifestyle, if you noticed he completely called Rick tracing the call but intentionally didn't hang up.

So did Jess really care and was just being tsun about it or what? Because if she just wanted Morty to be back because she wanted a safety line (how Morty said she only wants him because he loved her on the phone) that's pretty cruel.

>>94957163
>nice, content, and happy
Two for three. Cleansed Morty is an amoral sociopath because he considered his morality to be weighing him down.

>Successful
As a parasitic stockbroker

>Has everything he'd ever want in life
Desires were part of what was cleansed

Cleansed Morty is a shell of a human being, a walking zombie without morality, desire, anxiety, shame, or purpose.

Notice how Morty knew the call was being traced and how long it would take, but didn't hang up anyway.

Notice how he doesn't seem to give a shit about staying cleansed or not until after he's re-merged

>>94957265
The wording Rick uses is important.

She didn't ask Rick if Morty was back yet, she kept asking if he'd "got a new Morty yet"

So yeah, she likes the puppy-dog unqualified love. A lot like Beth does

>>94957163
>Morty is nice, content, and happy
>Successful without his toxicity
thats just bad writing imo
the whole point was that the spa removes what the person thinks is toxic about themselves, explaining why the "good Rick" no longer cares for Morty

but it should remove what's bad and not add anything good. Morty lacks confidence becouse he knows he is dumb e untallented, so the "good Morty" should be getting in bad situations due to being overconfident. Instead he also became unexplainably talented and successful

>>94957163
He doesn't care about Morty, he has an unhealthy attachment to him, it's one of Rick's toxic attributes. Only reason Jessica agreed to help Rick was because Rick kept bugging her about it so she caved in and decided to help him to get Rick off of her ass about it.

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>>94957180
What implied that he was a sociopath?

Seriously, there was nothing in this episode that hinted at the fact that he was either unhappy or trying to kill people.

The only stretch I can make is that Morty sounded like his dad when he repeated the phrase, "Is this Organic?" Maybe they were going with that angle that Morty was now a gear in the system, unable to be human, but from everything in the episode, he was both happy and successful.

(Or, the show would be vastly different now that we solved the character conflicts and we can't have changes, huh?)

On that mental note, If we could remove all, or even a fraction, the toxic filth from ourselves, sure some 'character' would be gone, but wouldn't that ultimately be for the best? Isn't that what we strive for as we push the proverbial bolder up the hill? To be free of the failings of the human mind to be a better person for everyone?

>>94957215

They are.

>>94957163
Oh. So we like Morty now?

Last week he was and asshole for mutating Ethan and /co/ wanted Morty murdered for ir

Fuck you, contrarian shits

>>94957362
>>94957360

Well fuck me then!

>>94957306
I don't think that was 100% what actually happened since Rick and Jessica were circling around the issue to hide their intentions/being tsun about the whole shit. Idk, I hope we see more of Jessica in the season desu.

>>94957306
I don't think that's how she phrased it, didn't she ask if he got the old morty back because new-morty is weirdly intense and does shit like be a 14 year old stockbroker

I liked the voltron drones

>>94957265
>>94957306
I was less cynical about it and thought she was worried about a classmate. That whole "good to have you back" thing seemed to me like being friendly with someone you're worried will try to kill himself.

>>94957380
>Can't change opinion on a character based on what he recently does.
I mean if they made Morty into a serial rapist next episode would hating him still be contrarian? You should take your head up your ass since you clearly have shit for brains.

>>94957272
>Stockbrokers are parasitic.

The growth of capital and corporate globalism has done more to improve living conditions and uplift people from misery over the last 50 years than anything socialism or communism has done.

>>94957376
he typed from mommy's basement

well what do you know, the premise of the episode is a contrivance to demonstrate that rick is right once again

what a great show what will they think of next, "people who seem nice are actually bad all along and deserve to be killed" shocking twist, good thing rick's infinite wisdom can see the truth of the universe

>>94957272
Notice how he deliberately fled in order not to get re-merged, notice how not hanging up is called an accident.

>>94957410
Yeah I agree. She's even saw how rude it was to lie to Morty on her date and decide to come clean that she wasn't interested.

>>94957410
I mean she did go to the Smith's place to bug Rick (if that was even true), I mean why go out of the way in the first place? Getting Drunk dialed is an easy fix, just block the number.

>>94957431
That hurt.

>>94957362
>What implied that he was a sociopath?
Was the Wolf of Wall Street segment where he literally gets called a monster after selling someone worthless stock not enough?

How about referencing American Psycho? Too subtle for you?

>>94957416
>admiting to being a contrarian who can't hold an opinion for more than 7 days

noo wonder /co/ is shit

>>94957362
Jaqueline mentions that Morty makes use of his "lack of a conscience" to become a succesful stock broker. Our introduction to stockbroker Morty is him pushing a shady deal on an unsuspecting client.

>>94957362
He also said to Rick "you wouldn't want me to be unhealthy would you?"

>>94957407
>I don't think that's how she phrased it
The line is literally "She kept coming to our house, Morty, and asking me 'Did you get a new Morty yet!?'"

>>94957461
Are you telling me you don't change your opinion on a Cartoon Character based on the latest episode? So if the character was a hero in the first episode and starts killing 2 episodes later, would hating them be contrarian? Also /co/ isn't a hivemind shit for brains, you should be able to form your opinion without asking /co/ about it.

>>94957425
All either capitalism and Marxism have done is enrich a few parasites at the cost of the social hierarchy, the Church, and the family. The only realistic form of government is a God-Chosen Emperor with absolute authority over the subhumans

>>94957516
He probably can't even do that. Im surprised when ever any one ever takes anything here or other boards seriously. Only come for the laughs

>>94957425
God, you are an absolute jew retard

>>94957340
>No longer cares for Morty
No, he still cares for Morty. He just severed his unhealthy obsession/attachment with him. No more 'It's you and me against the world' shit that he kept going on about in the series.

The recent 100 years speech being the best example. Hundred years rick and morty and all that shit. He felt his mentality of 'Its just me and you kid against the universe' was bad, so it was removed.

He still liked him when the toxins were removed, obviously it wasn't the love that was removed but the obsession/attachment.

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>>94957163
The detox chamber was an allegory for meds right?

I like that Rick genuinely cares.

>>94957627
Kinda, I mean it borders on the obsessive side.

>>94957627
The way toxic rick reacted showed that very well

>>94957622
It certainly could be interpreted that way, yeah.
The whole "It doesn't know the difference between what's good and bad" and talking about how it's all relative to the individual is definitely true for some medications that cause mental changes

>God isn't real!
>Capitalist is bad!
>dude organic
whats with this shows liberal agenda?

>>94957553
>The only realistic form of government is a God-Chosen Emperor with absolute authority over the subhumans
cause that really worked out well for Eastern Aisa

>>94957163
This whole argument breaks apart when you remember someone has to die (Toxic Morty) for him to be successful.

>>94957736
Prosperous,powerful, soon to have the world's only superpower. Your point?

>>94957725
>Animated show has a liberal agenda

It would be easier to name shows that don't you dumb newfag.

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>>94957425
Uplifted from poverty? Sure.

From misery though? Man that shit doesn't go away.

>>94957562
>The one asshole who thinks he's above it all.

>>94957680
>"It doesn't know the difference between what's good and bad"

Wut?

>>94957163
"Isn't his original morty"

Got any proof? Rick is C-137, and this is Morty C-137

@94957824
Lmao
did I trigger you also not an argument

Why does toxic Rick say Hell isn't real when he's met the devil

>>94957725
It's actually saying
>God is real and only dicks don't believe/mucus Rick is so up his own ass he considers himself a god, so no other can exist/god isn't real you fucking retarded nigger
>The most successful people are the ones who talk the most shit
>Organic shit is stupid

>>94957362
Because Rick and Morty prefers to tell, not show.

I think this was a pretty okay ep, people are getting hung up on not knowing what a sociopath is and trying to find deeper meaning in some jokes (especially the atheist jokes calm down anon jesus dick).

>>94957180
Yeah being a failure who can't do anything right, can't pick up girls, is retarded, and is a loser sure is better than were he was in life at that point.

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>>94957992
is Rick and Morty too intelligent of a show for 4chan?

>>94958043
stockbrokers being sociopaths is some liberal delusions though born from jealously. Taking advantage of idiots is how businesses work

>>94958108
Also some good movies to draw back on

I'm still trying to figure out if Jess really does like Morty. On one had, she's aware that the Morty she went out with was only half of who he is and showed her the potential he does have within himself to be confident, on the other she might not want the crazy life associated with Morty. So I guess it's a toss up if she wants a project with the random adventure, or a everyday Chad

>>94957860
We've gotten a few glimpses of this Rick with baby Morty, which shouldn't have happened because C-137 Rick hadn't contacted his family since before Morty was born. The implication being that Rick's actually from a different dimension and only pretending he's from C-137.

>>94958108
>Taking advantage of idiots is how businesses work
No, it's how parasites work. There's a reason these mongs get nothing but hate from the general population. Any one of those scrubs could have studied to be an engineer and actually built something useful instead of becoming a vulture and trying to make money off of other people's backs.

>>94958108
t. Jew


Stock meme are literally harmful to society.

>>94958210
and who do you think gets the funding for these engineers? you think the engineers would be able to do anything if their company didnt have investors? didnt have people to sell their shit?

>>94957180
But Rick is a fucking nihilist anyway do that's stupid

>>94957272
Sociopaths lie to ingratiate themselves. Cleansed Morty was approaching manic and able to be upfront and truthful to people about who he was. Smooth talking is not being a sociopath.

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>>94958088
there's only one cartoon too intelligent for 4chan

>>94958299
I honestly wonder if /co/ has ever watched Xavier or /tv/ has just taken over.

>>94958232
>and who do you think gets the funding for these engineers?
As I look into the past of how companies like Daimler-Benz got started, it seems like at some point engineers could just build a thing and it'd sell good enough to fund the company by itself. Functioning industry is literally the antidote to stock market bullshit retardation.

>>94958268
He pretends to be but he isn't

>>94957850
the chamber's only way to tell what it should remove is based on what the person thinks is "bad" to be removed... but not everyone has a good understand of what's "bad" with themselves

>>94958274
Sociopaths lack a conscience. This was very clear with Rick's sudden manifestation of a general conscience for contrast. Detox morty was a monster.

>>94958323
Xavier is the good stuff dude.

>>94958274
For fuck's sake, the show literally says out loud that he has no moral code

You people have the memory and attention span of a goldfish

>>94958419
Are you saying this honestly or as a meme?
Because I can't tell in /co/ TV.

>>94957454
Alright what implied that he was a sociopath besides the labels other people stuck him with

So was Morty totally cool with Rick tracing his call because he literally couldn't be mad about it, or because he already planned ahead for it?
Because it obviously seems like status quo has been restored, but detoxified Morty seemed a little too cool with the whole thing considering he was perfectly willing to get the fuck out of there before when he had the chance to be united with his toxins.

>>94957163
He destroyed the council, he literally can't cash in his coupon.

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>>94958441
>what implied he was a sociopath besides two extremely obvious movie references and multiple characters stating it out loud
Being totally fine with letting toxic morty die and not giving a shit that that one girl got put in the tank

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>>94957362
Interesting posit. The typical counter-argument is that its our imperfections and flaws that allow us to appreciate our better halves all the more, so taken away, our "best" is just our "typical" and thus becomes unappreciated and meaningless to us. Ideally, a person holds onto those character flaws and chooses to go the higher path in spite of his darker temptations- because without that internal choice, there is no proof of moral character, just a robot following what limited programming it has.

The argument thus changes to whether it's better to be a happy robot or a flawed human. Is constant bliss worth it if you lose all right to make your own decisions forever? Is a comfortable destination worth more than a meaningful journey?

>>94957215
A disproportionate percentage of high corporate executives register on the sociopathic/psychopathic spectrum.

It's just the nature of buisiness, the more cutthroat you are the more likely you are to succeed.

>>94957340
Nothing good was added. That's Morty all the time without his low self esteem, shame, etc. Morty is naturally talented, brilliant, etc. He just has emotional problems that get in the way. None of which are helped by his codependancy with Rick.

>ep1s3 showed Rick as an omnipotent god
>in this ep Rick gets into an adventure that's over his head, has a mental breakdown, and even admits he was fucked and is lucky to be alive
consistency please?

>>94958438
Honestly

>>94958581
>feeling empathy for the physical incarnation of all your negative psychological attributes you have JUST witnessed try to turn the world into a toxic waste dump

wew lad

>not giving a shit about that one girl got put in the tank
Well I'm glad that they brought her out after they re-constituted themselves, then, aren't I-

Awww, FUCK, no, wait, they completely wrote her off altogether regardless.

>>94958632
>In the same episode Toxic Rick has a wild rant about his delusions of being a God

Come on.

>>94957586
Good argument. I'm sure you're an asset to your community with such nuanced articulation.

>>94958268
Healthy Morty is the real nihilist. He just exists, fulfills his short-term wants, and has no emotional attachment to anything.

>>94958438
Honestly; few shows achieve the level of surrealism Xavier does while remaining coherent and engaging, but it does. The creators' love for wordplay and non sequitur are endearing, serving to win the audience over to the show's nonsense logic and whimsical spirit. Combined the effect is immersive rather than bemusing, and the somewhat maligned status of Xavier in-universe means you can laugh both at and with him as necessary which for a comedy is good value for money. Taste is subjective and Xavier especially so but it's got heart and some top notch one-liners.

>>94957454
>>94957469
>>94958592

once again, the blame is placed solely on the male when that is most successful strategy of finding sex partners and mates is to have no conscience. absolutely no criticism of female behavior here whatsoever, the portion of humanity that rewards what you assholes are bitching about

>>94957340
>Morty lacks confidence becouse he knows he is dumb e untallented
Morty lacks confidence has low self-esteem because he and everyone else thinks he's dumb and untalented when in reality he's not. Defusing neutron bombs is something he learned how to do when Rick gets wasted, imagine what other skills he's picked up on in their adventures.

Oh boy, can't wait until the next episode where they throw away any and all character development.

The exploration of the families problems and psychology was easily the most interesting aspect of the show, but they always throw it away the very next episode. It's such a shame really, because there's a lot of unrealized potential in some of these characters. Rick and Morty honestly has some very touching, human moments and it really fucking sucks to see them wasted like this.

If Morty was a woman going after and being with adult men there would've been outrage, but because Morty is male, having him get together with adult women is perfectly acceptable.

>>94958887
off by one. kys. also what are you complaining about?

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>>94957553
>>94957774

you're dumb. that's dumb. feudalism is the most unstable form of government. it's completely capitalistic. you were just complaining about capitalism too.

>>94957425
wew lad. you're a piece of shit.

>>94957226
You beat me to it. He gave up and didn't care, you can almost see him wanting to go back

>>94958908
Pedophilia is more acceptable when its boys with women than it is for girls with men.
>Morty gets together with the woman from the restaurant
>Morty is shown to be living with a clearly adult woman

>>94958915
>>94957810
>literally complaining about resources not flowing towards you with no work or contribution

>>94958946
And??? so what? We should protect our girls. What's the problem?

>>94958983
So it's acceptable for a 14 year old boy to be in a sexual relationship with a 20+ year old woman? That's acceptable to you?

>>94957226
No you dumbass. Rick had already traced him, he knew that. He left the call on because he wanted Jessica to hear him talk about his date with his new hottie. How did you people miss this?

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>>94958783

I think you're giving Jacqueline a little bit too much of the blame here. She openly said she couldn't move past Morty because Rick wouldn't stop harassing her about him until she agreed to help.

Rick has long since crossed the line for me into being irredeemably evil. When you kill off an entire team of superheroes and don't care/decide you're not culpable because you were drunk while doing it, you're no longer in a morally gray area. Him acting selfishly and against Morty's interests is thus just par for the course for his character to me, and the fucker can go hang himself in the series finale for all I care.

No, I'm more curious about Morty's choices at the end there. He said he was happy, and yet when he suspected his phone was being tracked, he deliberately didn't hang up. When he knew he was going to be injected with his toxicity by Rick, he didn't seem to struggle or care. This would seem to imply, on some subconscious level, he *wanted* to be flawed again.

Maybe being your ideal self isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>94958632
Thinking you are a god and being one are two totally diffrent things anon.

Ricks got an overloaded ego for days

>>94959084
I thought it was both. Rick knew that Morty probably had a new bitch by now and would leave the phone on to spite Jessica, which would allow him to trace Morty. Morty already knew that's what Rick was planning and did it anyway.

>>94957454
His work friend was making a joke about him, you dumb shit. And nothing Rick says about anyone should be taken seriously. He's an asshole first and foremost and he hated Healthy Morty because he understood that Rick was holding him back.

>>94957163
Remember Ricks toxicity has a dependence on Morty

>>94957680
What kind of meds works like this? Giving you the power to choose between what's good and bad in yourself? I mean, I thought about that too but somethin like this seemed too unrealistic to me. Can you give me some examples? For research purposes.

>>94959098
His whole point of killing the Vindicators was that they are no better or worse than the villains they fight.

Fighting the "ultimate evil" means they can justify any action they make. Including genociding an entire planet when Rick could have fixed the situation without killing anyone.

They didn't invite him and genocided a planet because Rick is a huge asshole. So they put personal feelings over saving people's lives.

>>94959064
yes.

>>94957362
>trying to kill people
That is not a tenant of sociopathy.

>>94959098
>superheroes
did you miss everything in that episode

>>94958163
Morty explained it best
She wanted someone who loved her so much she didn't have to love them back
Morty is her safe guy

At the end of the episode, healthy Morty clearly wanted Rick to re-merge him with his toxins. Why was that? We know healthy Morty can get angry and frustrated, yet when he supposedly made mistakes, he was calm and happy, as if it was all part of his plan.

What's going on here?

I still think the reason morty went along with taking the toxicity back was because in the short time he was "perfect" he grew really bored, really quickly.

A huge change when it comes to this season is morty seems to be more okay with the adventures. He's perfectly fine being the sidekick because it means he's doing something regardless of his fears and flaws.

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>>94957362
>On that mental note, If we could remove all, or even a fraction, the toxic filth from ourselves, sure some 'character' would be gone, but wouldn't that ultimately be for the best? Isn't that what we strive for as we push the proverbial bolder up the hill? To be free of the failings of the human mind to be a better person for everyone?
all the thing did was remove things from you that you think you don't want to have. I think if you truly preferred their absence you would have already changed those things yourself.

>>94959190

Mate, they asked Rick's help to stop a supervillain HERE, a villain he said he could eliminate in less than half a day while working alone, and it ended with him KILLING ALL OF THEM IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.

Bullshit he would've helped them with the previous guy. Either his ego would've said it was too small-ball and stupid to deal with- like he tried to do before Morty pulled out his adventuring certificate- or he'd have just gone full SAW on them at that earlier time instead.

Rick doesn't get to point fingers on this shit until he has a high ground to stand on, and he does NOT have a high ground to stand on.

>>94959263
>At the end of the episode, healthy Morty clearly wanted Rick to re-merge him with his toxins.
he didn't want it, he just accepted it because morty considered getting upset about things one can't change an unhealthy trait.

>>94957180
There is literally nothing wrong with being a sociopath as long as you're high functioning enough to fake sincerity when necessary.

>>94959360
Right, because it's so easy to change integral parts of your personality whenever you want.

>>94959463
all the machine did was enforce a tyranny by your conscious mind on the unconscious bits that usually make doing just that so difficult

>>94959098
>completely avoid the assertion of the comment that's being replied to

bravo, barfo

>>94958438
That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by memes.

I think if there's any flat out, completely non negotiable proof that Rick loves Morty it's this episode.

Aside from toxic Rick confirming it, Rick could have used his Morty coupon no problem, its not like our Morty was dead or suffering, he was just being a stockbroker.

So technically Rick could have just replaced him, but instead he went crying to Jessica about it before tracking him down and getting him back.

>>94957362
>unhappy or trying to kill people
Is that what you think all sociopaths are? Murder machines that hate themselves?

>>94959217
Thank heavens, someone that isn't an idiot.

>>94959377
>Bullshit he would've helped them with the previous guy.
He helped them with the guy before that without killing them or fucking anything up. He just gave them endless shit for it. If your point is that asking Rick to help is a risk, I agree with that, but that is NOT why they didn't ask for his help with Vindicators 2. He just pissed them off. The episode made that abundantly clear.

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>>94959377
>Rick doesn't get to point fingers on this shit
No.

BUT CROCU-BOT DOES

Religion

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Why did good Rick help Morty if he didn't care about him?

>>94960182
Good rick thought that it was wrong to be separated from his toxic self, and used his toxic self's love of Morty to force them to reunite

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>>94960237
Why did he care about Morty reuniting

>>94957362
>If we could remove all, or even a fraction, the toxic filth from ourselves, sure some 'character' would be gone, but wouldn't that ultimately be for the best?
Don't you have a dystopia novel to crawl back to?

>>94960263
Did he? I thought he just wanted to re-unite with toxic Rick, and that afterwards was when he realized he needed to join both Mortys

>>94959064
Dude if I had gotten to fuck a hot woman when I was 14, I would probably be a functional member of society instead of a fat faggot watching cartoons

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>>94960159
He said the secret word!

>>94960330
Why was morty with him then?

>>94960455
Morty was there to stop the world from being toxic, he didn't want to reunite with his half.

>>94960410
That wouldn't change the fact that the woman in your hypothetical would be a fucking pedo.

>>94959947

There's being an asshole, and then there's being a one-man ticking time-bomb no one can see the countdown for. I have to imagine they probably would have brought him on if he'd been an asshole but also made a continuous show of trying to be heroic.

But Rick isn't heroic, because Rick isn't even a good person. Rick is basically the unrivaled god of Chaotic Neutral, doing whatever he wants for himself, occasionally something halfhearted for his family, and everything else in existence can fuck right-the-hell-off. And that means when Rick is evil, destruction happens on a colossal scale, countless innocent people get hurt- and Rick shrugs and walks away.

Judging by how Rick acted on the mission Morty pulled him into, I think the Vindicators saw this old douchebag on the team with basically unlimited technology and crafting skills, saying all this shit about how nothing matters and they all suck at their jobs and everything in the universe was stupid garbage, especially this mission, put two and two together, and then made a concentrated point of trying to never contact him again because on some instinctual level they always knew using Rick into their superhero team-up was like using Chernobyl to power your nearby village.

When you have as much power as Rick, you either don't get to be an asshole or you better have some extreme self-restraint, and Rick has neither. Consider what it meant that, at one point, the Vindicators had the choice between contacting Rick for help, and blowing up an entire planet of innocent people as collateral damage. Consider what it means when they decided to choose the latter.

You have to leave one seriously fucking terrible first impression to have someone kill a planet over talking to you.

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>>94957425
>corporate globalism
>good

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>>94957425
Yeah man, tell that to the kids in sweat shops making shoes for ten cents an hour while Nestle takes their water and Facebook tries to cuck them even harder than they do us.

Seriously... capitalism isn't your slut grandma selling cookies at a bus stop.

>>94960182
Also, Healthy Ric, tells Morty he is very proud of him. Seems a little inconsistent with the idea that Toxic Rick contained all of Rick's love for Morty.

>>94957180
No you bloody retard.

Sociopath
noun
>A person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.

He has Autism.

Autism
noun
>A mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.

>>94958425
They're too busy shitposting here to pay attention to the show they're shitposting about.

>>94957226
I think he was being positive to the very end. Like when he was rejected at the date.

>>94957478
i took that to mean an alternate dimension morty, not another little garbage person

>>94958603
CEOs are some of the least successful people though. Sure, they make a crap ton of money, so by that single metric, they're successful; but they are often terrible at their jobs. The culture thinks being a cutthroat psychopath is good for business, but it's far more likely that it's not.

>>94958581
To be fair she was a thot. Thots aren't real people.

>>94960593
Shut up justin

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>>94957163
>>94957345
>>94957265
>>94959098
>>94959146
>"How do you know I don't want to love you?"
>"Because I'm not sick."
The second he realized he'd have a second shot with Jessica if he retoxified himself he dropped everything for it.

>>94960506
So you have a head canon that vindicates the Vindicators. Cool. I'm going to stick with the episode we actually got, though.

The Vindicators did not have any unselfish motivation not to call on Rick to help with Vindicators 2. The bottom line is that they'd rather save themselves the headache of hearing him talk shit nonstop than save the entire population of a planet. They invited him because they lost so many people in the process that it was either beg Rick to help or hang up their spandex forever. That was their stated motivation, and their individual behavior in the episode directly supports all of that. So there's JUST being an asshole, and the Vindicators didn't want Rick around because they'd rather let a planet die because Rick is an insufferable asshole AND THEY HAVE EGOS BIGGER THAN A PLANET. No Rick's not good, neither are the Vindicators.

That's what happened, what you imagine notwithstanding.

Come the end of this season it's going to be revealed that Rick and Jessica over those 3 weeks that Morty was gone.

>>94960914
That Rick and Jessica what, anon? THAT RICK AND JESSICA WHAT?

>>94957215
Pretty much a given. Walking doormats don't get far in life.

>>94957163
>This isn't even your original Morty
What?

>>94960237
Because in the absence of his toxicity, Rick actually felt like he needed to take responsibility for his actions, as should everyone. He caused this by separating from his toxic self.

Thus he needed to reunify with his toxic self and Morty with his, since it the toxic versions of themselves were suffering personified and whatever was left of detoxxed Rick didn't want unneeded suffering to go on.

>>94960914
>Jessica becomes a replacement Morty.

This would be fun to watch.

>>94960668
He didn't say love, he said "irrational attachments". He didn't love Morty any less, but it did put Morty on the same level as everything else in the universe, AKA the "I will fuck you over for something I need/want" list

>>94960914
It's more likely in my opinion that the writers respond to the criticism that character development isn't having lasting consequences by giving Morty Jessica for a bit, only to have him come up with some bullshit for why he can't have Jessica in a shitty attempt at writing.

>>94957163
>Rick doesn't even need this Morty.
He made it clear the work required would mitigate any benefit.

>cash in your coupon you cheap bastard.
He collapsed the government backing that coupon.

>This isn't even your original Morty.
Wat

How do I watch the new episode on a roku

What I find interesting about Morty is his character design, I mean it's not interesting at all and he is a main character. Odd

>>94960761
CEO isn't the only way to succeed in business. Morty is proof of that.

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>>94960668
He also tells summer he loves her, and doesn't want to hurt beth. hmmm

>>94960668
Healthy Rick would say that about anyone

>>94960506
He left for 20 years to fight a war to liberate hundreds of planets from the galactic federation.

He's definitely a good guy.

>>94957362
Do you even know what sociopathy means?

>>94957870
wrong website, jackass

>>94957180
>>94957215
>implying there is anything wrong with being a sociopath
Sociopathy is not the same as psychopathy or anti social personality disorder
Most sociopaths are not violent.

>>94957362
You dont know what being a sociopath means, also it was a clear reference to American Psycho

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>>94960914

>>94957469
>Jaqueline mentions that Morty makes use of his "lack of a conscience" to become a succesful stock broker.
That's just because the show is made by worthless commiefags that think any form of capitalism makes a person evil.

So what's this, "not original morty" bullshit?

>>94961216
Theory bullshit

>>94961098
Bump

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>>94961252
then who the fuck cares, im sick of this theory shit being intertwined with actual show events to make it seem like it's canon

>>94961288
>then who the fuck cares,
OP
>theory shit being intertwined with actual show events to make it seem like it's canon
Yeah I feel the same although I do enjoy discussing it with my /co/ddit bros

@94961161
no need to be upset anon learn to laugh:3

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>Abloo hoo Rick is mean

Yeah, no shit. Other news: water is wet.

I didn't enjoy the Pickle Rick episode, but overall I enjoy the show.

I can't imagine the kind of miserable wretches that force themselves to watch a show they utterly despise so they can jerk off on each other about it on /co/.

>>94961164
There's nothing inherently wrong with sociopathy from an ethical standpoint, but not empathizing with others can be potentially very dangerous. I don't think there are very many 100% sociopaths, so most people can at least conform or find a non-destructive niche. Humans are social creatures as much as rational creatures and we owe our progress as a civilization to both aspects.

>>94961098
Have Hulu in the USA or Netflix in the UK

>>94959771
he destroyed the council, so no he couldn't cash in his coupon

>>94961096
>>94961054
>>94957860
>Rick seen holding a baby morty in his memories
>Beth says he's been gone for years
Not his original family.

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>>94961403
This one speaks the truth.

>>94961554
Maybe it was a baby morty in another universe

>>94961554
they're in a different timeline now, dude. They came here from cronenburg world, things might be a little different.

>>94957163
Sorta Evil Morty?

Alright which one on the team has a piss fetish

>>94961682
DUDE GETTING PEED ON LMAO

>>94960668
That's how you know he's being honest when he says he's proud of Morty, and not just saying it because he's biased toward him. It just means that Morty, on average, genuinely impresses him. But most of the time he can't admit it because of a mixture of embarrassment and his own egotism.

So in Rick's mind, Morty is objectively pretty cool. Not just because he loves him, but because he just is. He might say the same thing about his favorite chair, doesn't mean he wouldn't abandon it if the need arose.

Honestly I hope they still do stick with the Morty == Rick reveal

>>94961554
Morty is, the rest isn't since they jumped universes.

What this dimension's Beth knows may not be true for C137 Rick.

>>94961682
And bukakke and symmetrical docking. Someone on the writing staff has good taste.

>>94961716
How could they possibly do that since Doofus Rick had no kids?

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>>94961753
symmetrical docking?

>>94961775
Two women pressing breasts against each other

>>94961601
>>94961612
Yes. That's what I'm saying. This isn't his original Morty. He can go get a new one. No reason at all to feel attached.

Plenty of Morty's without ricks now that the Citadel of Ricks is gone. Plus all the Morty's that were set free during the Close Rick Counter Episode.

>>94957163
I wonder if he'll keep the money he made as a stock broker.

>>94962053
It will be used to restore their house, since toxin rick and morty destroyed it.

>>94957340
Success comes from confidence, if you're confident in yourself, you will have no problem reaching your maximum potential.

How can both healthy and toxic rick be intelligent?

>>94962330
his intelligence is a gift and a curse

>>94961836
She was talking about male symmetrical docking - "that penis in foreskin love."

>>94961150

Maybe once, but he sure as shit isn't anymore.

>>94962053
He gave it to tits along with the apartment.

>>94962330
Rick's unmatched Intelligence effects his compassion and makes him have trouble relating to people as most mundane shit seems trivial to him

>>94961734
Had Beth ever mentioned Rick leaving her before the cronenberg episode?
Because if not then it's most likely his original Morty since, despite what he usually says, he seems to care about Morty enough to not to throw him away.

>>94962492
He cared about him enough to not get another one in this episode, or maybe it would just be harder to get another one than to fix the current morty

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so uh

>>94957306
Bitches love thier boxed cock.

Let's them roll through the chad dicks, and still think they'll have a backup plan when the wall looms large.

>>94957362
>that he was either unhappy or trying to kill people.

please learn what a sociopath is

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>>94962587
If I could draw good, I'd draw detox confident Morty fucking all three of them and eating crudite while on the phone with another bitch on top of a pile of money and spent bitches

>>94957226
That's cause he thought he had a chance with Jessica, now Morty will forever be cucked by her and Rick.

>>94957215
In that specific case yes. Because he does not care who he fucks over to succeed. In business that is sometimes needed instead of caring about what others feel because they can do the same to you

>>94958108
its a fucking pop culture reference is what it is

jesus christ, you people sometimes.

>>94962865
I'm going to ree at you now..

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE

>>94958438
The whole show is all over the internet, for free, and the episodes are 11 minutes. Wh don't you watch the show and develop an opinion instead of asking anonymous people what the correct opinion is?

>>94957163
>tfw you realise the reason Detox Morty allowed himself to be captured is because Morty sees not caring about the well-being of his family and loved ones as toxic
>tfw you realise that this implies Morty is currently wrestling with a mounting urge to become an uncaring sociopath towards his dysfunctional family

>there are people who genuinely believe that Morty not hanging up the phone was an actual accident

Christ, and I thought I could be dense at times.

Writing 101: sometimes is said is not what is meant.

>>94962587
>This is literally how Tammy started

>>94962330
>>94962330
His intelligence is a neutral and intrinsic trait which is neither toxic nor healthy. That's like asking why they can both walk.

>>94961216
We see flashbacks and photos with Rick and baby/young Morty, but Rick canonically hasn't been in Beth's life since she was a teenager.

>>94957992
>It's actually saying God is real and only dicks don't believe

Aw, you almost got there. That scene was saying that the churchgoer's ideas of toxic mentality is denying God and sinning, so that's what they do when the toxic wave hits them.

>>94957810
Well you could always live in nature and let the animals carry prepared food into your mouth and supply you with a modern house with all the amenities while you do nothing right?

>>94961442
>but not empathizing with others can be potentially very dangerous.
Sociopaths can and do empathize it's sympathy they cant do.
empathy is just the ability to place yourself in another standpoint hypothetically so that you can understand their reasoning and predict their actions, sociopaths are very good at this and because they don't sympathize (share the emotional responses of others) this is what makes them so suited to many different careers they can predict a persons emotional state without being crippled by it.

>>94960831
Isn't him saying he's not sick makes it means he's aware that Jessica only likes him as a safety line/beta orbiter?

>>94958783
>once again, the blame is placed solely on the male
Your vagina is showing.

>>94957163
>This isn't even your original Morty.
Is he?

Wanted to rewatch the episode on YT but it seems it got pulled off after 6:00 AM. Anyone got the download link?

>>94961554

You're jumping to conclusions. We don't know if Rick's Morty is his original or not, that's up for question.

>>94957380
>making this criticism in the one show where it's very possible that the episodes all take place in different timelines, meaning the characters aren't even the same people from one episode to the next

>>94957215
That tends to be true though. Sociopathy also isn't necessarily a full blown evil thing. It's just being hyper aware of your environment, lacking true empathy, and as a result, learning how to fake it and potentially control others through their empathy. So, having that skill isn't inherently evil until you start using it for evil.

>>94957215
You're doubting this despite the episode showing you a real world example of how sociopathy and charisma can make you incredibly successful?

>>94963684
"cognitive empathy" and "affective empathy".

>>94957380
I've always liked morty

>>94959771
The mere fact that he still takes Morty on adventures and tries to keep him safe is proof he loves him. Remember there is no Federation or Council of Ricks anymore so technically Morty is not needed for adventures anymore.

>>94965151
>there is no Federation
No federation in his universe, he still needs protection in other universes.

Also who knows if there are other threats.

>>94957163
>Jessica doesn't even want to be with him
Eh, I think she does, she just doesn't want to admit it.

>>94965151
Morty waves are for more than just the federation. It's for all of his enemies. He's pissed of far more people than just the federation.

>>94965188
>No federation in his universe, he still needs protection in other universes.
I dont think it works like that, I think there was only one council that every rick in their respective universe understands that the one council exists and use it as a hub

>>94965188
I thought the Federation was a multiuniversal thing. As in there is one large federation like there is a council of Ricks. Remember we see the federation with dimensional portal like airports in the first episode. As for the other threats true enough. I just assumed that the only people that could track his brain waves would be the Feds or Ricks.

>>94965251
The first episode is full of enough inconsistencies to ignore it for what passes for canon on the show.
Why would the federation need Rick's knowledge of interdenominational portals if they already had the technology? I guess his is more portable but that's all I can think of.

Besides, if there was only one Federation I would imagine the Council would have figured out how to wipe out the Feds if they were a singular dimensional organization. Having to destroy multiple Federations across countless dimensions would just be too much work.

>>94957425
>capitalism is good
Yes.
>greedy parasites who suck money from the system = capitalism
No, bad Juden.

How do I get a girl like Stacy?

>>94965393
This.

>>94965491
Exactly the same as Morty managed it, nigga.

>>94965151
Remember when Rick got temporarily lobotomized at the spaceport because of his cerebral enhancements? He needs Morty to protect him from scanners like that.

>>94965491
women like confidence, lose some weight, lift a little, have a decent job and dress well

>>94965611
>lose some weight
I'm skellington mode already do you want me to look like a holocaust survivor?

>>94965626
alright then, skip that step, lift a little, have a decent job and dress well

>>94965626
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
C'MON

>>94965626
"Lose weight" should always be replaced by "get muscles", neither fatasses or lankyasses are attractive.

>>94965626
then just gain some muscle nigra
or don't, fellow skeleton here and i seem to do alright, but muscle is huge bonus points

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Why do you guys project your entire self-image onto the cartoons you watch?

If you didn't, you might not get so upset that them.

>>94965789
>that them
dumb frogposter

>>94965789
making a show relatable is extremely powerful, you could learn something about yourself that you didnt before

>>94958408
Ah got it. Thank you for the 'splaining!

>>94965789
Because pop culture informs others' shallower attitudes regarding how they see me, as close as I resemble a standardized demographic.

Anyone will warm up to me given some time, after all we're all human. However, most people will only see me as a stranger and so I fear a cultural tipping point when my superficial demographic will get lynched in the street.

>>94965856
>>94965897
It's not just R&M, either; with Gravity Falls and The Simpsons, you get the exact same kind of /co/ dude who acts incredibly wounded whenever Bart/Dipper/Morty loses.

>>94958174
>>94961554
Issue with that is, why wouldn't the COUNCIL OF RICKS who track every rick in the muti-verse not know that Rick isn't C-137 Rick, they're aware of replacing dead ricks, but they keep track of this stuff, and he wouldn't be refered to as C-137 if he wasn't?

What was the sea cucumber thing about?

>>94965789
>where do you think we are

>>94965966
wasnt rick off the grid or something? Wasnt there an episode about this? Also it seems that ricks can only be tracked by their teleporter

>>94965966
He is C-137, Morty is not.
Morty designations are dependent on whatever Rick they're currently with.

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>>94965952
If you were about to be lynched for being a straight white male, cartoons wouldn't be the first place you'd hear about it.

>>94957163
He didn't fight. He wanted Rick to do it and near emotionlessly said "Do what you have to."
He wasn't happy and you are too dumb to follow a cartoon show.

>>94959175
To my knowledge there is no drug that will isolate and remove parts of your personality. Meds ease the symptoms (of depression, anxiety, psychoses) but the real change comes with consistent counseling.

Not a doctor.

>>94958495
Mortys natural inclination to sense danger is a negative trait in his own eyes and it was detoxified. Morty was walking a tightrope blind and rick didnt want to wait for him to fall to rescue him . Imagine if morty got aids or some other bullshit and rick had to bail him out, once he returned to himself he would have no self confidence. Rick functioned the way a parent would, which is rare.

>>94965979
It was their "safe word."

She was a grade A sloot

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>>94966370
Constant counseling sounds like it would take too long. Lets try my way instead.

>>94965491
Honestly Morty had a good approach. Try thay.

>>94960113

>Crocu-bot died willing to admit to his sins, but died anyway because Rick hates jews

>>94957163

I didn't understand why Morty let Rick find him.

why is this season so wordy
it feels like every situation is a setup for a character to speak in detail about something for several minutes

>>94958632
How does that challenges consistency, Rick is a god within his own realm, anything that's out of his scope sends him into a panic.

>>94961024
https://exhentai.org/s/e20d41b04c/1107696-5

>>94959175
Probably acid when done with the right instruction/preparation. Also Ayahuasca pretty much most likely. It's literally used in rituals to clean your psyche from demonic influences.
Shrooms have that effect too to some degree; psylocibin is in effect removing/loosening learned and conditioned boundaries in your head.
So psychedelics in general in the right setting would be what you are looking for, I assume

>>94959098
>When you kill off an entire team of superheroes and don't care/decide you're not culpable because you were drunk while doing it, you're no longer in a morally gray area.
So that whole episode went over your head basically?

>>94961080
She'd be better than Summer at least.

>>94959175
Not a med per se but this fag >>94966722
is correct: Ahayuasca is your answer.

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>>94966706
I'm not usually into the hot moms in these shows but drunk masturbating Beth is some top shelf shit.

>>94959175
DMT

>>94965657
>Mmm, is this organic?

>>94966867
agreed, way hotter than it had any business being

>>94962492
First Episode its mentioned rick came back after 20 years. Morty is 14, yet we see two instances of Rick holding a baby morty. One in the episode with evil morty, and one in the schwifty episode. Chances are, he killed his original morty and wants to protect this one

>>94959437
Getting caught is the only crime

>>94957447
"You think you can just block me? I make geniuses look like God damn *buuurp* toddlers! I know how to change a stupid phone number!"

>>94963684
>>94961442
People love romanticizing sociopaths
The majority of them aren't stupidity impulsive, and end up in prison.
Most of ""cool"" ones you hear about are simply Machiavellian people. They are quite well adjusted, often being good to their family and friends. They just dont hold sentiment to certain areas in life like betrayal or helping others.

>>94969637
What I originally was trying to say, if anyone even cares at this point, is that being a sociopath is like being autistic or having tinnitus or asthma. I agree that some sociopaths can function in society, even do better than normal in certain areas. But I don't think it should be something that anyone aspires towards. I don't think any parent would want their child to be a sociopath if given the choice.

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>>94970815
>But I don't think it should be something that anyone aspires towards.
Not to be rude, but I don't get this part. It's not something you can aspire to and work towards anyway, so I don't see how that's a concern. People can try to act like sociopaths; consciously try to be more callous and antisocial, but that's not the same as being wired that way.

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>>94966409
>having a safe word is for sluts
Fucking americans and your religious origins.

>>94970976
Degenerate marxist.

>>94970976
Euro heathen

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>>94970976
Yes, all the finger wagging puritan shit gets old. The generation currently in their late teens and early 20s around here are going to be responsible for the next Comics Code Authority with their moralizing shit. Damn fun police.

>>94958299
This one was made/edited by a tumblr user. /co/mblr is real.

>>94962587
How come Summer is ugly as sin compared to the rest of the female cast?

>>94971233
Why is Morty so cute compared to the other boys in the show? It's weird. I guess Summer just lost the genetic lottery, while Morty won.

>>94971249
He's a manlet tho.

>>94958915
I thought tumblr communists were just a joke.

>>94971262
He's just a late bloomer. I had my growth spurt at 16.

It's nice to know the animators can make grade-A women.

Maybe, I just wanted to see Morty be happy and successful but can understand if he missed home.

First episode that felt a bit bland, maybe it was the pacing or the jokes or the lack of a B plot.... just a lot missing or fell flat that would normally be in one. It's unfortunate that the writers needed to reset it to the serialized norms on this one.

https://youtu.be/3QdN-xWseC0

>>94959190
Morty *urp* i'm deconstructing marvel movies, morty.

Status quo bullshit.
Should have been a multiple episode story arc culminating into eyepatch morty or something. As it is all eyepatch morty episode is going to feel like a retread of a retread.

>>94971249
Because he's a shota

>>94971435
I think the Vindicators were just an asshole parody and not meant to be read into as a scathing indictment of the avengers or all superheroes.

>>94957454
You do realize monster is slang, right?

>>94970976
If you need a safe word to slow shit down you already failed. You should know before it already happens.

>>94957345
So... like that description of Bender's relationship with Fry?
"Bender loves Fry, but in a completely selfish way. It doesn't matter if Fry is happy or even healthy. All that matters is that Fry is there to continue loving Bender."

>>94957163
>This isn't even your original Morty.
Where does this meme come from?

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Did Morty see?

>>94971903
The show.

>>94957345
He cares about Morty. Healthy Detox rick still liked Morty. He just didn't obsess over him.

>vr game says morty is now vegan
>so far this season we've seen morty only eat vegetables
nice

>>94957425
I used to think that, but now I don't know. It seems more like a tiny percentage of the population of the world benefits from what in a practical sense is horrific slavery of many other parts including of young children. The gains that have been made seem to actually be about improving technology and if anything, it seems that the benefits they've enabled through skyrocketing productivity should be far more widespread today than they are. However, I don't have a solution. I don't think communism works, either. Both systems seem really shitty.

>>94964779

Actually sociopathy tends to be maladaptive and most sociopaths are messes who have trouble holding down a job and forming and maintaining relationships. Inb4 fighting over definitions but generally this is true. Yes people can mimic emtions but in a social species havong your mirror neurons functioning properly is preferable. Now a lot can be said about having empathy but choosing to ignore it or rationalize doing terrible things in terms of success but that's different. People capable of feeling empathy can still be cold, cruel, and ruthless. Empathy helps one to manipulate others.

>>94972129
I shouldn't be so impressed that someone paid attention to something that obvious, but here we are.

>>94965491
>Stacy

You don't want a girl like Stacy.

mega link anyone?

>>94960113
F

He was too pure. ;_;

>>94957725
Yes that's the agenda. What's your point?

It's not public service broadcasting it can peddle any opinion it wants, get your head out of your ass.

>>94966019
Is that true? He identifies himself as C-137 Morty in S3E1 Surely when they have "Orphanages" filled with Morties they'd still keep their identification the same.

>>94957448
i'm here if you need to talk.

>>94965966
He consider himself the Rickest of Ricks and considering how the S3 start went, it wouldn't be hard to believe he did something like bodyswap or changed the books.

>>94961612
anon that was Episode 1 2 and 3 Beth said that, also there was that tweet about season 2 that slip up and implied the original C-137 killed himself decades ago.

>>94972129
He liked Morty but not enough to keep himself from shooting a version of Morty over and over again with no change in expression or hesitation.

Rick considers his attachment and love for his family to be bad, which is why he jammed it into all the other worst parts of himself.

>>94966706
>https://exhentai.org/s/e20d41b04c/1107696-5
Is there a link that isn't hooked up to that terrible site?

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>>94974202
>he can't pass the panda test

>>94959542
I think the fact that we are here, implies to some degree that there are memes at work bigger than us

>>94958675
Watch the end.

>>94962001
>Plus all the Morty's that were set free during the Close Rick Counter Episode.
Council of Ricks facilitated their relocation, they were probably recirculated back into the morty economy and died on store shelves waiting for a new Rick on board the Rick citadel

>>94957180
>>94957215
Samefag

>>94957163

Hes not happy. Hes healthy. There is a difference.

>>94957425

Ah yes, the now three global recessions due to unchecked capitalism really showed us improving.

>>94971233
Maybe she is just unattractive

>>94974984
A little better than the gulags and the bread queues, I'd say

>>94975135
>there's either unmoderated capitalism or communist dictatorship

Go eat shit, you nigger

>>94975158
>real socialism has never been tried
I swear I've heard something like this before somewhere

>>94975209
>social welfare is communism
>free public healthcare is communism

Fucking retard. Stop posting.

>>94975288
Jumping to a few conclusions, now, are we?

>>94971223
>Liking Rick and Morty makes you reddit
>Liking Xander makes you tumblr

>>94965251
They didn't have interdimensional portals. Rick jiggied the interspace portal the Federation did have to be interdimensional.

It's a fairly subtle retcon that makes it consistent.

>>94975340
>Liking [cartoon] makes you [social media site].
What's new?

>>94975324
So are you. Your point being?

>>94975442
>Liking [adult swim] makes you [?]