Lee, Marie or May

Which one has a dick?

Kill Lee
Fuck Marie
Marry May

>>94954297
i think this is the only fanart that has made them hot for me

Marie is the only one that looks good.

One is literally a gopher.
The other is a shitty Beetle Bailey cosplayer.

>>94955106
Weren't they all supposed to be/look like trash? Why did they drop the ball and make Marie smoking hot?

Any choice other than Marie is objectively incorrect

>>94955120
Well they made her a punk rock girl. Punk rock girls are kinda trashy but also smoking hot. So yeah they dropped the ball. I'm glad they did though.

Kill the red head
fuck the blue one
marry and fuck the blond

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>>94954351
I like BlenderKnight's take on them. This is basically the only SFW image of them though.

>>94955150
Any mother worth her salt would kick Marie out of her house

>>94954297
Lee. All day, erry day.

>>94954297
Any answer other than May comes from people who don't remember the show.

>>94954297
May, she's stupid but of all of them has the best chance of something resembling someone functional.

>>94954297
May would be the one less likely to embarrass you in front of them and would actually put in effort to make a good first impression.

She's also objectively the cutest

>>94954297
May, without a doubt.

If I could, then it'd be Marie instead. But if we're talking life-long commitment, then I'll take May any day of the week.

>>94954297
May, my family would love her attitude.

>>94954297
Would take May to meet my parents but fuck Marie on the side.

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>>94955120
i mean, if you say so

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>>94956118
How would Marie embarrass you?

>>94957581
May can at least be negotiated with if you call her pretty enough times, Marie would just start breaking shit and mouthing off and do it even worse if you even attempt to try and get her to calm down a bit

>>94954297
>to my parents
None

May is best girl.

>>94957777
Quads of Truth

>>94954297
May

>>94954297
Marie, she seems like the one i would get along with the most and my dad doesnt care who i date, hed just be glad im not sitting at home softly crying while the tv plays

>>94960603
same bro, marie a boss

>>94954297
only true patricians choose lee

>>94954310
I'd suck marie's dick

>>94954297
Any of em really, considering my dads dead and my moms in some hong kong crazy house

>>94954297
>Taking trailer trash home to meet your parents

>>94961665
why not?

>>94962849
If you're not trailer trash yourself, it tends to raise questions about what you've done with the life they provided for you.

>>94962986
What about true love and helping people in need(with your dick)?

>>94961622
You sound like a fun guy to be around.

>>94955120
They didn't make her hot. She was pretty nasty in the show. The perception has likely been ruined for yourself and most other fans because you've beat your brains and dicks raw fapping to the porn and don't even remember how the characters were in show.
Especially all the images of Marie wearing chokers and shit.
Her rule 34 portrayal has totally eclipsed what Antonucci originally designed.

I dated a marie, fun times.

Just be careful, they smell your lack of confidence.

Lee needs to get that dead tooth looked at.

>>94963904
To add to this everyone who think she's a punk rock chick also has beat their brains raw with porn and fanfics. She had done nothing rock related in the show and didn't dress at all like a punk rock chick. She wore a damn trailer park wifebeater and a pair of green cargo pants. Nothing about her design says punk rock tough chick. She's just trailer trash hellbent on trapping her man.

>>94963841
>true love
>kankers
They're trying to trap you, not love you. Well, maybe May might love you. The other two, fuck no. They couldn't even be cordial with their "crushes".

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would you?

>>94964088
DISGUSTING

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best ship, also slight lewd edit

>>94954297
Source on that artist?
That isn't Herny, is it?

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Fuck Marry Kill.

>>94964088
manfaces

>>94964415
Close, it's Brokenlynx

>>94954351

Same. I want to see more.

>>94955223
Oh fugg please give sauce of the other BK work. I can't find that shit.

>>94964606
http://blenderknight.tumblr.com/

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>>94954297
>Literal trailer trash

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ill be the outlier and say Lee is Bae. although being a ginger myself I might be biased. Choke fuck Marie and make snuff film out off May.

>inb4 those two anons that dated maries in their youths come over to greentext and make us feel feels

>>94957581
>casually mention how she lost her virginity we she was 12
>burp
>curse like a sailor
>bring up the weird shit you're into in bed
>call your parents by their first names
>flirt with your dad

>>94964768
>snuff film with the sweetest one
Why tho?

>>94954297
Are they still crazy about kissing?

>>94964314
Oh word?????

>>94954297
Marie because of Kathleen Barr.

>>94965473
because it makes it so much sweeter to waste.

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Here's a question regarding the Kanker of your choice:

Would you go live with her at the trailer park, or would you have her move in with you?

>>94966889
You can take her out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of her

>>94970490
I thought he was crying

>>94955106
gopher teeth are hot.

>>94954297
May. I personally wouldn't touch Lee with a 10 foot pole, and while Marie is hot she's the most unstable, and probably the trashiest. Dad would question it but understand, Mom would tell me straight up after she left that she's trash. May is the most suited for meeting parents as well as a long term relationship. Don't pick the hot one just for being hot.

>no one loves Lee
Ha ha. More for me.

>>94965497
>Barr
>husky voice
>small voice cracks
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>94965450
That sounds pretty funny

Lee please

>>94964660
>Anonymous
Faggot

>>94964314
WE

>>94965450
>>call your parents by their first names
what's wrong with that?

>>94976734
They'll get ideas. Baby ideas.

>>94964417
I'd kill myself

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>>94975293
What did he mean by this?