Who would win?

>>94953837
pretty sure at the end of 1 road runner short it had speedy our running road runner

>>94953837
Considering that Speedy is a character and the Roadrunner is a storytelling object, in a race Speedy would lose - as no matter how insanely fast he went, somehow the roadrunner would beat him.

At least that's how it'd go if you stuck to traditional storytelling structure.

Marvin

>>94953881
All Speedy has to do is run to the finish while the Road Runner is holding still for the comical taxonomy bit.

Wasn't there an episode where did two did compete with each other... all the while Wile and Sylvester team-up to catch them?

>>94953837
Do they actually acknowledge that Speedy exists these days?

>>94953960
Let's just say that Speedy is a character of its days who didn't get old well enough these days.

>>94953960
Mexico loves him, not that that would matter to people who find him offensive

>>94953960
I remember him being on the Loony Tunes Show

>>94953960
Didn't he deliver pizza in the last WB series they did?

>>94953926
Yes. It was inconclusive because Sylvester and Wile E. built some sort of garbage rocket car that outpaced the both of them, but the antagonists were jettisoned from it real early on from how fast it was going and without a driver the car 'won' the race.

>>94953837
Rules of Nature make believe the road runner would win because he would eat Speedy

>>94954069
>I remember him being on the Loony Tunes Show
>QUESO BANDITO!
>Spanish dub CHANGES THE ENTIRE SONG!

>>94955744
post it

>>94954075
your thinking of the under rated looney tune show
the last series they did is wabbit

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>neither are fast enough to catch Michigan J Frog signing.

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>>94955951

singing? but it's just an ordinary frog with tiny hat on.

>>94955226
Like how Tom always beats Jerry?