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>"Hellboy is the poor man's Spawn" What's

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>"Hellboy is the poor man's Spawn"
What's the dumbest/shitiest opinion you ever heard from a comic fan and why does it annoy you?
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>>94937771
>Batman is the best DC character of all time
>Spider-Man is the best Marvel character of all time
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>>94937771
Sometimes I wonder if Spawn's suit ever tries to jerk him off when it's feeling frisky.
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>>94937795
I wonder the same thing about the symbiote
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>>94937789
This.
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>>94937846
Imagine having a threesome with Spawn's suit and the symbiote. It would be heaven.
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>>94937882
Ok this thread got derailed fast
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>>94937771
>Killer Croc would kill the Lizard if they ever fought.

>Colossus is stronger than the Hulk and Thing because he is made of metal.

>Black Panther and Storm were great together.

>Hulk is the strongest there is.

>Miles Morales is good character.

>Batman is the 2nd smartest man in the world.

>Flash is faster than Zoom.

>Steel is smarter than Iron-man and have a better armor because he is associated with Superman.

>Barry Allen did not kill the multiverse.

>H'el is a great and interesting character.
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>>94937771
Isn't Spawn just a poor man's Ghost Rider?
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>>94938063
Simply by the fact that he is away from Big 2 retardation alone makes him better.
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>>94938083
Considering how boring Spawn could be, I don't agree with this sentiment.
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>>94938063
Spawn is poor man's Ghost Rider (supernatural demon) + Punisher (kill criminals) + Venom (symbiote) + Superman (cape + Superman-like powers) when it is all said and done.
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>>94938010
>Batman is the second smartest person in the world

This causes me physical pain every time I hear this
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>>94937789
>Spider-Man is the best Marvel character of all time
This was true for a time...before editorial screwed him over.
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>>94938149
LMAO
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>>94938174
>LMAO
>>Reddit
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>>94938140
Realistically, how high up is Batman on DC's intelligence food chain?
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>>94938189
>can't even link correctly
>>>/out/
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>>94937789
But that's true.
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>>94938265
Like top 10, 15 at the worst
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>>94938375
Thanks for the laugh m8
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>>94937771
>Iron Man is just a poor man's Batman copy

>Moon Knight is just a Batman rip-off

>Constantine stole Castiel's look

>Ree-Ree Williams is a legitimately great character and a worthy addition to the Iron Man mythos

>Batman doesn't love anyone and is nothing but a grouchy cunt

>Hulk is a boring character with just a "SMASH" thing

>Doom is a """hero"""

>Sue Storm is a whore

>Deathstroke is a boring old fart

>Deadshot is a funny quippy guy

>The Eternals suck
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>>94938375
Die.
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>>94938617
>>94938405
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>>94938140
This idea actively makes Batman so much less interesting
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>>94938643
>being an unironic Batfag
How does it feel to be the lowest common denominator for DC?
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>>94938083
>thinking Image is any better than the Big 2
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Wakanda is Africa if it wasn't colonized
Green Lantern has a lame power
DC should focus more on the Batman stuff
Gwenpool is cute
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>>94938589
I pretty much hate anyone who reduces Constantine to a dime a dozen spell casting faggot
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>>94937789
Are we counting mainline continuity only and no purchased properties, only National/DC origin?
Are we only counting the first 20 years?

In these cases you could make an argument for both.
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>>94938935
Yup. They reduce JonCon to just a charming "roguish anti-hero" magician, and it sucks.
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>the old suicide squad books suck because they don't have Harley Quinn
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>Dragon Ball has bad pacing.
Fucking anime-fags.
It's a comic book, shut up.
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>>94938699
Not him but I mean, I'd bet it feels nice getting pandered to on a constant basis with everything from movies to video games. There's always a steady stream of Bat-content in just about every medium nowadays.
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>>94938589
>>Deathstroke is a boring old fart

Oh god I remember this.

>New 52 years
>Lol who cares about Deathstroke, fucking Deadpool wannabe
>Priest book comes out during Rebirth
>OMG I always loved Deathstroke!
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>>94939868
I've never liked Wilson. Never will.
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>>94937789

Those are perfectly acceptable opinions even if you don't agree
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>>94937771
>Comics are a mature artform.
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>>94940040
Fuck off, American.
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>>94938265

Pretty high. He's no Luthor or Sivanna though
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>>94938265
He's definitely on the top 20 considering the level of strategy he uses as Batman
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>>94937771
>Mechanical web-shooters are better than organic webbing
>Iceman has always been gay
>Kitty Pryde is not a boring Mary sue
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>>94939868
Yup. I like Deadpool as well, but the "shit on Deathstroke" train was far too annoying. Although the "I FUCKIN LOVE SLADE" thing started around the time of Arkham Origins, when normies got to really know him.
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>>94938010
>>Hulk is the strongest there is
But he actually says that. I'm not going to argue with him.
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>>94938589
Sue Storm IS a whore.
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>>94938083
So you clearly never read any Spawn.
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>>94939805
I'd kill for Arkham Asylum/City tier games for other heroes.

Oh god please let Spider-Man Ps4 be good.
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>>94940408
I want a good Iron Man game...
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>>94940223
>Being an organic fag
You have no right to post in this thread.
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>>94940529
>Spider-Man
>Spider-Man
>Does whatever a spider can
>Except shoot organic web
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>>94940627
>I prioritize accuracy to a catchy 60's jingle over the character's agency in their role as this specific superhero.

Again, you don't belong in this thread.
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>>94940896
>getting this butthurt
kek
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>>94940922
>Admits to getting mad about people preferring the original version.
>Someone says "no that's dumb"
>Must be butthurt.

M8, the only butthurt I see here is you.
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>>94940962
>I-I'm not mad, you are!!
kek

I'm not even the same anon as before
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>>94940991
I mean, you're just randomly shouting "you're butthurt," so yeah, I'm assuming you must be.

Either that or you're trying way too hard to fit in.
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The Raimi movies are good!
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>Whenever Batman wants he can build armor that is more powerful than anything Iron Man has ever made.
>Therefore Batman is better than Iron Man at the only thing Iron Man is good at

heard this more than a few times
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>>94937771
>Namor is a pathetic Aquaman copy
>Fantastic Four stole everything from Challengers of the Unknown
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>>94937771
>Dick Grayson would make a better character if he was in the Marvel universe
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>>94943711
Well too be fair, Aquaman is more interesting than Namor
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>>94937882
>>94937795
The symbiote could theoretically be on board, as not only can it feel emotions, but can feel the what it's wearer feels.
The spawn suit's only desire is to maim and kill.
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" Painted comics are cancer"
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>>94944373
I can't think of any reason for this to be either wrong or correct.
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>>94938127
cut out 2-3 steps

Spawn is a poor man's Etrigan (supernatural demon with generic super powers and a cape occasionally kills criminals)+venom
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>>94943711
>normies knowing who the challengers of the unknown are
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>>94943681
I mean....we do have the hellbat to prove it right...
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>>94938589
>Constantine stole Castiel's look
REEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94944574
It didn't say "Normie opinions", OP said
>What's the dumbest/shitiest opinion you ever heard from a comic fan and why does it annoy you?

emphasis on "comic fan" even if most of these are "normie opinions"
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>>94940223
Besides iceman you should be shot
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>>94944481
Hi shelfthread anon

(It was fucking stupid)
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>>94944586
I just hate the fact DC has turned Constantine into a spell casting magic user eho interacts with the DC universe. The vertigo iteration was unique for a charachter in a magic setting-based setting because he rarely did magic spells. His main bag of tricks was his manipulitive personality and his cunning wits.
Now all we have is a modern day PG-13 constantine.
I miss the glory days of vertigo.
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>>94944529
I can understand a casual saying it...cause everyone talks about DC are gods and Marvel are real people. But DCs best comics are the street stuff and Marvels best are cosmic. So it all falls apart. Nightwing would be cool with Finesse though
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>>94944698
Agreed but i am ok with him stealing artifacts and using them. They should make him use wands and trinkets instead of casting spells.

In /tg/ terms he is a rogue with use magic device out of the ass, he isn't a good wizard. He cantrips at best
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Miles is better than Peter
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>>94938699
>617
>>>94938
How does it feel to be the best-seller character in his company ( Bats DC, Spidey Marvel)
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>>94944769
In your dreams nigger
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>>94944584
Wasn't Batman the only one who did not have any hand in making it?

I'm sure if Thor had some dwarves whip up an armor that Vision later builds up, then Hank adds some super science doodads, then Carol puts in some Kree technology, while Banner puts in some gamma power, then Hercules gets Hephaestus to fix it up, Dr Strange adds in some magic stuff, Quasar powers it up some more, then maybe Namor does the same bubbly underwater shit Aquaman did to the Hellbat, with Cap saluting it reeeeal hard then they hand it over to Tony does he get to claim his armor making is better than Bruce's?
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>>94945205
only if Hawkeye adds a boxing glove arrow shooter on the shoulder
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>>94937771
>Avengers are the greatest superhero team ever created
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>>94945205
Quicksilver should paint a racing stripe on it to make it go faster
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>>94937771
how can hellboy be spawn if he hasn't FUCKING COME BACK FROM HELL YET
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>>94937771

>Made this kind of thread two weeks ago on /v/
>Surprisingly civil discussion about the industry
>/co/ is just autism over fictional crap and "Muh character"
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>Darkseid is an unoriginal Thanos' clone
Just fuck off, m8.
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>>94938265
in terms of planning, he's meant to be second only to luthor
in terms of general intelligence, he's third behind luthor and terrific (though this is according to luthor so it's not reliable)

in terms of science, he gets blown out of the water by just about everyone, even barry allen is meant to be better than him
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>>94949266
I like Thanos better, but I feel bad for the Darkseid fans that are gonna hear this all the time once the movies come out.
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>>94944698
> That time Garth Ennis put out a comic for DC calling Constantine comics all shit nowadays
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>>94937789
There is no best DC character Because they're all the best.
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>>94949491

Meh, his pre-rebirth solo comic was okay for a while

And if Garth thinks that he is in the top 15 best Hellblazer writers he is out of his fucking mind
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>>94938010
>Barry Allen did not kill the multiverse
This is becoming true, though.
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>>94949547
Yeah he's in the top 2
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>>94949422
What about Brainiac?
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>>94949732
Regardless of his "official" ranking, Brainiac is a fucking dumbass.
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"Superman's too powerful, his only weakness is a rock!"
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>I love deadpool
>I love harley quinn
>I like DCYou Deathstroke more than Wolfman or Priest bc its so full of action
>I love saga bc its romeo and juliet + star wars
>Spider-Man: Homecoming is a good movie
And the worst offender:
>The DCEU is off to a bad start. Especially Batman v Superman. Also i love to suck dick
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>>94944685
it's true though
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