Happy Birthday!

>>94936936
Happy birthday bendis. You gave me something to complain about.

>>94936936
Who

Honestly Bendis might be this generations Claremont. Ultimate Spidey is fantastic

Benis

Bendis?

>>94936936
Literally who?

>>94937045
Bendis.

>>94937090
The comic book writer?

>>94937102
The comic book writer.

>>94937102
He writes comics?

>>94936993
The comic book writer

>>94936936
I'd say "go fuck yourself", but Bendis probably has a Bull at home to fuck him in the ass.

>>94937102
Who?

>>94937030
Greetings from 2005, time traveler.

You have no idea how correct you are.
I wish Marvel would pay Bendis not to write too.

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>>94937145
thats what you call a bull shit dick

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>>94937237

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>>94936936

Happy birthday, ya filthy animal.

>>94936936
happy birthday to BMB, the father of 1 unwanted child and 2 bastards.

>>94936936
Thanks for writing Sam & Twitch, Daredevil, the original run of Alias and Fortune & Glory. Some of my favourite comics from 1999-2003. I don't think you've written any other comics since then, but you should get back in the game, birthday boy!

Its his birthday? Like, today?

Birthday?
You mean the day of his birth?

>>94936936
Happy birthday, Bendis. I wish you choked on a black dick one day.

>>94936936
Is this some fucking meme created to make me crazy regarding the flow of time? Because I remember at least two Bendis birthdays this year.

Aw, that's right:
>Brian Michael Bendis (born August 18, 1967)

>>94936936
Happy Birthday you bald gay fuck

>>94938212
Is that Boco?
As in the namefag Boco?
That Boco?

>>94938260
It is a meme. Every couple weeks someone makes this thread. It's not actually his birthday, of course.

>>94937127
What comic book writer?

>>94936936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O046nbIQS4

>>94936936
"There is no such thing as birthdays." - Doctor Strange.

>>94936936
Wait... what's his name again?

>>94938260
His birthday is retconned every week, just like he retcons Marvel continuity.

>>94938212
There's a thing called Google. God, I'm glad your cat is gone so he doesn't have to put up with your shit anymore.

>>94938605
funny you say that, cause OP's image/tweet isn't in Marvel's twitter history
>but fat Kamala is there twice

>>94936936
He's managed to make a lot of money by being a lazy fuck. I hate that Bendis guy.

Dear

>>94939245
He's doing bendis speak you moron.

>>94939507
>by being a lazy fuck

he's writing like 8 comic books at the same time

I don't know what you meant by that

>>94939827
>he's writing like 1 comic and copypasting them 7 times.
FTFY

>>94939827
>"""""""""""""writing""""""""""""""
Fixed.

>>94939245
dumbass

>>94939827
And they're all the same shit.

The hero jokes around for 59 pages and then uses their bullshit god power to win the day.

>>94938406
You know, Bendis.

>>94939867
>He wrote 8 comic books?
>8 comic books.
>Comics. 8 of them?
>That's right.
>But they're all basically the same.
>Mhm-hmm.
>And he gets away with it?
>Correct.
>8 times?
>Yep.

>>94936936

Happy Birthday Bendis! One year less before retirement and you spare us off your godawful writing!

>>94936936
Bane?

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Long live the king.

>>94944988
Kek

His birthday was on the 18th fuck off.

>>94936936
Bendis?