Anon, explain to me why you DON'T want your theme song to be a Ukelele tune with a Z-List singer who sings in a dull monotone doing the vocals?
>>94933598
No.
>Let me get this straight, you actually want the protagonist to have a bratty little sister... who gets her comeuppance whenever she does something mischievous? How is that funny?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN you refuse to adhere to the status quo?!?!?! It's storytelling GOLD! Why should characters have to encounter conflicts and change because of them?
>I have worked on great shows like The Simpsons, King of The Hill, Rick and Morty and South Park- what do they have in common?!?! Two things! They are well-respected triumphs in the community, and way more successful than your little show will ever be!!!
>>94933598
Because I want it to be a hi-speed banjo redneck hoedown theme
>>94933752
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN you refuse to adhere to the status quo?!?!?! It's storytelling GOLD! Why should characters have to encounter conflicts and change because of them?
I actually agree with this.
>>94933598
Oh, boy! This sounds like me and I'm not even a professional uke player!
AHHHHHHHH