ITT: Disneyland/world stories

>>94933382
>never went
The end.

This is not /co/ related you dumb fucking roastie

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>>94933382
My wife made me go on the Tower of Terror after I'd eaten three Mickey Pretzels plus a large coffee. On the first drop I vomitted and on the second drop I shit myself. My wife teases me about it to this day.

>>94933382
I smoked whilst walking about and didn't get caught. I wasn't even in the non-smoking bit. No one noticed nor cared.

>same thread
>same pic

You're boring as fuck.

>>94933382
>be 3rd world foreigner
>go to Disney world
>pretty good have a lot of fun
>get hungry and go for something to eat
>food at vendors are fuckin huge and greasy
Jesus Christ no wonder why Americans are so fat I mean holy fuck giant pizza pretzels? Turkey legs the size of a small (non rounded) chicken's torso?! The churros were fuckin lit though 10/10 would go again

>>94933541
don't bully karlie

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giant waste of money unless you're a kid who likes lots of disney movies and even if you're a kid, you won't be able to remember much of the experience years later. just go to six flags without any gang issues on a non-busy day if you want to have the best combination of enjoyment and value.

>>94933382
Why does she go so often? Is she autistic?

>>94934103
>tfw you will never have an autistic qt to go to Disneyland with

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>>94934197

>>94933382
>cock goes where

>>94934267
uhhh link to video?

>>94934356
Klossy Vlogs
Newest one I think.

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Survey's going around listing potential renames for Hollywood Studios. Pretty much all the alternatives are dogshit, except for "Cinemagic"

>>94934267
qt

>>94933382
It's weird the kinds of things you miss more than anything. Those all-star hotel resorts are lit, mediocre bedding arrangements and shitty TV channels, sure, but still, you pay for the atmosphere, and the atmosphere is great.

>>94935123
I've never seen or heard anyone call the All-Star Resorts lit before.

>>94933382
Great, now I want to fuck a girl with mouse ears on. Thanks /co/

>>94933382
Who is gril

>>94934460
Holy hell those all sound like shit, but cinemagic does make sense I guess if they're going for the whole "park dedicated to riding the movies"

>>94934460
>Disney XL Park
Yeah these are shit except Cinemagic

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>>94933541
>Doesn't understand how the greatest theme parks in the world have an intertwined relationship with the greatest animation producer of all time

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>>94934460
Cinemagic is stupid. Disney Legends is the best. They can put up a courtyard with cool statues of Walt, George Lucas, Jim Henson and Steve Jobs, you fat wino.

>>94936346
This has fuck all to do with co fuck off

We were at Disney World and about to ride the Tower of Terror. My sister didn't want to ride it and my mom asked "where can she go so she can meet us when we come out?"

Without skipping a beat, the hotel attendant/cast member replies: "IF you come out, here's where she should be to meet up with you."

>>94936416
>doesn't like thread
>keeps posting in it
I bet you're more of a Six Flags kinda guy

>>94936394
Legends is more of a name for that "They should build a park featuring revivals of old removed rides" idea people keep throwing around.

>>94933382
Who is this girl? As for my story

>be 11
>best friend's mom got free passes to disneyland and invites me
>she also invites her landwhale co-worker and her kids
>the one kid is a typical stuck in phone teen and the other makes video game references to almost everything
>we get inside and the landwhale insists that we all stay close together and we have to ride Its a Small World
>we try to leave and she literally growls and tells us to get back in line
>friend's mom tells us we will ditch her afterwards
>ride crashes as we are just about leave the castle
>landwhale throws a shitfit and glares at me and my friend and says we're ruining her vacation with her kids and that we shouldn't have been invited
>I end up panicking and kick her in the face thinking she was going to hit me
>afterwards me and my friend bolt off to adventureland and wait for his mom to come back

The rest of the trip was alright but I never saw her again since we took seperate vehicles but was told by my friend she was later fired when she attempted to strangle another co-worker over a soda

>>94936521
That's a dumb idea. A park like that would have no connective tissue. The problem with Disney Parks is so many fans want to live in the past.

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>>94936435
I have a 3 GB folder of BBW and a dynamic IP and im not afraid to use them.
You have been warned.

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>>94936394
Would he fall under the Marvel ban?

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>>94936573
Bring it on

>>94935234
Just go to Club 33 at one of the parks bruh.

Have you met your waifu/hasubando? How awkward were you?

I've met Minnie and I don't think I was especially awkward during. I did squeeze through kind of roughly to the meeting point past a family that wanted to meet Stitch instead (Minnie and Stitch were meeting people in 15 minute slots and Minnie's turn was just ending). So I might have been "that guy" to that family.

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>>94936558
Karlie Kloss

>>94936573
Do it faggot.

>>94936573

You also have no life, but what do you care, time to do your glorious work!

I went to Disneyland when I was 7-8 and all I remember is that I saw a massive snail. Like it was fucking huge.

>>94937499
Sounds like a great trip then

>>94937553
It was at least the size of my feet

>>94933966
>Six Flags
>M-MUH ROLLACOOSTERS
>I-Its okay when the gangs aren't there!
>Even worse food than Disney
For christs sake, if you want to shit post, at least use Sea World as a example. Six Flags is just embarassing.

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>parents and brother live really close to Anaheim
>last time I went to a Disney park was last year to Disneyland
>Haven't been to California Adventure since 2004
>Every time I'm here I think it'd be fun to go CA but never go
>Want to go on the GotG ride
>Have been to universal studios twice in the past couple of years just for the Harry Potter part which is great
>Will probably go again in the next couple of weeks because my grandma is coming and she and I love Harry Potter
>Will probably not go to a Disney Park until Star Wars land opens

I feel like I was kind of let down the last time I went to Disneyland. It was super hot and almost every ride we went on broke down at some point in the day. I didn't even get to go on Splash Mountain or Pirates because they were closed. I also wanted to buy cool merch and all the stuff was really tacky. The Star Wars revamp of Space Mountain was fucking great though.

>>94937599
Damn, that's huge. I'm jealous now.

>>94933382
I got asked to do an amateur porno in the place where the princes and princesses stayed. Just knowing that there's porn with me in it out there online is kinda weird.

>>94938030
Tell us more. We must find it.

>>94938857
>>94938030
MORE

>>94937217
I meet merida all the time its never been awkward except when she asked me if i liked redheads

>>94941458
What did you say?

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I'm headed in two weeks anons. Haven't been in seven years. What is a must ride/experience /co/?

>>94936562
FUCKING THIS
I love Disney but Jesus the fans have no idea how anything works

>>94943229
>>94936562
It's not like Disney gives a fuck about connective tissue anymore either.

>>94936573
> I have a 3 GB folder of BBW
POST IT

>>94943596
HE'S A COWARD

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