Which one /co/ ?

>>94928139
Only the sidekick lets me be a superhero so her

If normal, supervillain, because I'm always at risk if it's the superhero

>>94928139
Supervillain gf. I feel like life would be the most exciting with her.

>>94928139
>Let's do an evil laugh together
Thats the one

>>94928343
Don't forget those 40 cakes

Supervillain gf. Can you imagine the power one could have if they controlled every Australian shitposter?

>>94928139
Sidekick gf is the only one that's always going to be there for you.

Won't lie though, 40 cakes is tempting.

>>94928139
Supervillain gf , obviously

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>Sidekick.
I don't want my gf to be killed in some dumb event, so definitely not her.

>Superhero.
FUCK NO! Super hero girls are sluts who fuck like bunny rabbits, I aint no cuck. There's also the fact that i'd become fridged.

>Supervillain.
Only reasonable answer. Whenever there are stories showing a super villain's normal life they are ALWAYS loyal to their spouse to a fault unless they're rapists and seem to genuinely care about their tether to humanity. Also, forty cakes.

>>94928472
you make a valid point.

plus supervillain gf is the only one guaranteed not to die or get you killed.

>>94928472
>I don't want my gf to be killed in some dumb event
But she has an anti-crowbar suit

>>94928545
Sidekicks are notoriously retarded. Need proof? Look at the one area her anti-crowbar suit isn't covering.

>>94928139
It seems like most of the superhero gf stuff could apply to the villain gf as well if the villain gf has powers or a special origin.

Only the sidekick and villain bring something unique to the table, IMO.

>>94928139
Fucking your sidekick, has long been established as unethical. Or at least a very efficient way to make shit weird.
So it's down to Superhero or Villain. Sadly, Hero means you're ridiculously likely to be split up by some hack or an EiC with an axe to grind.
Which leaves, Supervillain.

Why isn't there a Civvie option? It's shit like this that makes me see what Superman sees in Lois.

>>94928139
>Oh, you found those old pictures of my 90s phase...
>I wish I could take you to see my home planet
>Bet you didn't recognize me with my glasses on!

I gotta say, even though I'm strongly leaning towards sidekick or supervillain, superhero gf sounds hella cool to hang out with.

>>94928611
>Not wanting an awkward super villain gf who would genuinely want to spend time with you for being one of the only people who doesn't judge her for what she does.
>Not wanting forty cakes.

>>94928139
>I told my mooks to follow your orders, too
Wh... what's wrong with me? I'm falling for a stick figure.

>>94928139
I would love to be the supportive boyfriend of an on again off again supervillain who visits her in jail and takes care of her plants and cats while she's trying to take over the world

I'd be good friends with her hero, who would like me because I keep her somewhat under control, as if something bad happened to me she'd probably go full 90's and start killing people

Supervillian gf, I can never resist a bad girl.

>>94928139
Supervillain>Superhero>Sidekick

Would a supervillian gf still work if you're a superhero? The only ways I see it ending is with her either becoming a vengeful ex, or you getting corrupted into villany yourself.

>>94929034
I'm pretty sure it's implying in this situation that you're just some civie.

>>94928139
>only one offers me something
>its a large continent AND confectioneries

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>>94928139

Sidekick gf, there's no doubt about it

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>>94928139
>>94928958
The choice is obvious.

>>94929053
So you're only a superhero when dating the Sidekick gf?

>>94928139
My girlfriend really likes this maymay for some reason.

Also supervillain gf definitely.

honestly probably sidekick just so we can hang out

>>94928139
>Let's do an evil laugh together
>Controlling the biggest source of shitpost on Earth to whatever I want
>Getting to pilot a giant robot
>Forty cakes
Supervillain gf is the only good choice. Plus this >>94928472

>>94928139

Super-villain for sure.

Sidekick I would just get bored of. Superhero I feel like eventually she would get bored of me. SV gf I would help with her evil plans and maybe try and soften her up a little so she wants to enslave cities instead of destroying them. I think we would be happy.

>>94929115
MOAR

>>94928139
>ywn be saved by your superhero gf

>>94928139
>don´t worry, I brought my anti-crowbar suit

>>94929115
Don't make me fall for a stick figure anon. Please.

>>94929126
Yeah. Or sidekick girl is just retarded.

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>>94928139
the sidekick reminds me of something

>>94928511
What if she's your GF during the Injustice timeline?

>>94928139
AND PENNY WILL CRY BUT HER TEARS WILL DRY WHEN I HAND HER THE KEYS TO A SHINY NEW AUSTRALIAAAAAAA

>>94929342
You're not really committing any crime. You're just dating someone who is.

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>>94929223
>>94929275
I guess supervillians will eventually need a heir, right?
Well, get to it!

>>94929367
I've been looking for a genderbent version of Doctor Horrible for my post here >>94928472, but there aren't any good ones.

I'll take Finnish gf

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>>94929437
sequel when
probably never joss you fucking hack

>>94929476
Didn't he say he was working on one?

Doubt we'll see it now that his feminist cred is kill though

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Villain. I like evil women.

>>94929306
Invest in a combination lock for your crotchguard.

>>94928139
supervillain, no question.
i dig crazy chicks.

>>94929432
>inb4 she is a spider themed villianess and eats you after insemination

>>94929115
THICC super villain gf

>>94929548
it was in development hell last i knew

>>94928139
Alright, it's clear Supervillain GF is winning. Let's take what we have from this image and build her personality and backstory more.

>tragic backstory
>owns powerful technology such as giant robots and weapons
>has henchman
>made fun of as a kid
>totally into the villainy thing
>revolving door prison

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>>94928139

>>94929627
That's a misconception. Female spiders don't eat the male unless it feels that it's life is threatened and that's only one species of spider.

>>94929682
post more

I require more of this meem /co/

>sidekick plotting to kill you and take your spot
scary

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supervillain is the only proper choice.

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>>94929682
Oh fuck. What's the trope for demons with relationships, I need to know what I'd be in for.

>>94929682
>An unimaginably powerful higher form of life that deals gently with you and forms a close relationship

So, r63God?

>>94929672
That whole "I've been practicing my evil monologue" shit strikes me as she's rather awkward and only really expresses herself around bf and super hero.

>>94929772
She sacrifices you/eats you so that you two can become one, but it turns out it was all a lie in the first place.
Supervillain gf is still best gf. Especially when you consider, in classic supervillain fashion, she's going to steal demon gf's powers and play cosmic monopoly with you.

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>>94928139
The superhero who is playing sidekick in order to free his people but is really the villain all along

>>94929672
>owns powerful technology such as giant robots and weapons
kid genius/tomboy
>made fun of as a kid
bullied by other girls for being a grease monkey. loses numerous 6 on 1 fights over the years.
>tragic backstory
no one helps her against her tormentors, especially not her "why can't you be normal" parents. she builds a power glove, but it malfunctions and it kills a bully. she runs away from home and turns to crime to survive.
became a good enough criminal to be financially stable and >has henchman
>totally into the villainy thing
finally finds friends, family and acceptance in the villain community. also dream job, lets her continue tinkering with giant death robots all day.
>totally into the villainy thing
hot reunion sex

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>>94929898
More like Nylarthothep.

If you pick sidekick, she'll probably die to give you cheap character motivation.
If you pick superhero, you'll probably die to give her cheap motivation.
But with supervillain, neither of you will ever die. One or both of you will spend large amounts of time in prison, though.

I'd take supervillain. The giant robot is also nice.

>>94929432
>you will never rule the outback as a comfy supervillain family

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>>94929682
>>94929950
>wanting to fuck an elder god thats still in human form
People with human fetish disgusts me

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>>94929682

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>>94929945
>Secret Wars super villain gf.
This is the only correct answer.

>>94929948
The mature man recognizes the futility of challenging Heaven

Supervillain gf

>>94929672
Instead of going the mad genius route, I vote for her being an evil corporate head, like a female Lex Luthor. A successful businesswoman in the light while that manages a villainous operation behind closed doors.

>>94930014
>not wanting to metaphorically and physically fuck the heavens
How can you even call yourself a man

>>94928139
>a cute girl will never steal forty cakes for you
Why even live?

>>94929983
>>94929682
>>94929950
>tfw no older-than-time color-consuming insanity-inducing nightmarish outer-space yandere elder goddess gf
Why even live?

>>94930107
>tfw no human bf(snack)

>>94928139
40 cakes won me over but sidekick girl is a close second.

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>>94928139
Supervillain

>>94928139
Supervillain gf. No contest.

>>94930165
Asn't this supposed to have gotten an anime

>>94930180
it was shit and only available for phones

>>94930183
Shit taste anon

>tfw no schrodinger gf
>tfw schrodinger gf

>>94930202
You're not the real Judge Anon. He doesn't get up this early.

>>94930202
Dude, talking back to a judge is illegal, do you /want/ to get yourself killed?

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>>94930056
Nah, super genius should stay, it's part of the appeal. She /should/ have a island base that she claims is secret, but due to how noticeable it is /everyone/ sees it.

>>94929682
Will I get meat vision?

Villain because she'll prolly be like a dere gf to you. A horrible person to everyone but you. The juxtaposition is always nice to see and is the most interesting in stories.

>>94930183
>relationships with a judge are illegal
wouldn't she be guilty as well?

>>94928335
Supervillian GF would make a great movie

>>94930234
If by meat vision you mean your eyesight will be permanently enhanced so that you're forced to perceive every pulsing organ and twitching tendon in the life around you, then yes.

>>94929115
Really? Fucking really /co/?

>>94930346
Not until/unless she's caught, and even if so, who's the Justice Dept. gonna believe, a seasoned street judge or a loony perp who's babbling some inane horseshit about fucking a Judge?

>>94929432
Anon. Mods are asleep. Show us what we want to see.

>>94929682
>tfw no Shub-niggurath gf

>>94930372
what's your problem fag

>>94930411
He's gay.

>>94930372
t. Streetlevel "hero"

>>94930411
You stupid losers are jerking it to stick figures, its pathetic.

>>94928893
>I'd be good friends with her hero, who would like me because I keep her somewhat under control,
sounds nice

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>>94930426
Where exactly do you think we are?

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>>94930370
Pretty sure Meat Vision is the power to turn things to meat with your eyes.

>>94928139
I want to fix australia, give me villain gf. We can fix through force

>>94930436
>>94930444
4chaners always making redditors look good.

>>94929115
I love you lad

>>94930496
You are free to leave to your safespace if other people's boners upset you that much

>>94930496
you have to go back

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I'd pick Supervillian gf obviously. Since the term supervillian is so stretched these days I'd want her to be a tinkerer type villain.

> Spend says just hanging out with her in her lab
> Ask stupid questions about robotics while I also remind her to eat, drink, and sleep.
> Carry her to bed after she's fallen asleep at her work table
> I'd get to know her tragicc backstory and be there to hold her when she wakes up with PTSD dreams
> Cheer her on from the sidelines when she's fighting the hero
> Visit her in jail
> Rinse, repeat

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>>94930496

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>TFW no robot rides with supervillain gf
>TFW no lunch on a satellite in space, over looking Earth.
>TFW you won't constantly hear her autistically rant about she'll one day rule the world.
>TFW you'll never cuddle on top of a giant pillow via shrink ray.
>TFW she'll never come home, exhausted and upset over how many times she lost to super hero, demanding rough sex to get her mind off it.
Life is pain.

>>94929556
Wait how long was there between krypton going boom and supes landing on earth in current canon anyway?

>>94929561
I once saw a website where you set a combination on a Chasity cage and take a picture of it that you upload without seeing it, it then does not release the image for a set time and you can share a link so people can add or remove time.

>>94929682
That dominate bit is cute

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>>94930405

>>94930566
If only Shub-Niggurath was more than just a stationary blob, then again Quake was never about the vanilla single player

>>94928139
Superheroine. She hits my buttons.

... But if the villainess were more Silver Age Catwoman and less Lex Luthor, I'd go for her.

>>94930635
Enjoy getting cucked.

>>94928139
>Conjugal visit with supervillain gf

Or just getting constantly manipulated into freeing her in complex schemes whenever you come to visit, always without your knowledge or realization.

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>>94930674
I BROUGHT YOU A CAAAAKE.

>>94930674
You say that like she'd have to trick me.

>>94930704
If you willingly help her then you're an accomplice and go to jail too. Man jail at that.

If you're always innocent though then you're both safe, and also her ever-present ticket out given how often she gets imprisoned.

>>94930715
You'd be a really shitty boyfriend if you didn't help her.

>>94930613
It was for the first two games. Both of them received two official expansion packs each and there's still people making very good singleplayer maps for them; people just remember Q3A more because it got rid of the singleplayer other than bot matches and focused on MP entirely, giving way to a generation of stick-in-the-ass Quakedads who think Q3A is how the series always was (despite Q3A actually selling less than the other titles, by word of Carmack himself).

>>94930731
And she'd be a shitty girlfriend if she allowed you to ruin your public standing for her sake. She probably has allowances in her plans to counteract whatever you may do, making sure that it helps her out without leading back to you.

>>94930731
>Willingly help her
>You go to prison too next time she's caught
>Now neither of you are on the outside, nor able to see one another

Do you like 12 inch black dicks, is that why you want to help?

>>94930792
No ones gonna rape the dude with the supervillain girlfriend. Not unless they really think your ass is worth being tortured to death

Sidekick GF is the cutest, but too much of a dependent to fuck. It feels criminally bad to abuse her trust.
Too much like a daughter you just trust enough to help you out, but when things would be too dangerous, you'd leave her behind for her own safety.
And when she gets hurt or even dies, you'd feel supershitty.
At least superhero gf and supervillain gf are treated as equals.

Villain girls are always the best ones.

>>94930818
That's if they know, in relation to secret identities and all. Also could be a rival villain bigger fish.

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>>94928139
>cute, perky, loyal sidekick
>cool, confident, mature superhero
>criminally vindictive-but-misunderstood supervillain

I need this dating sim to exist.

>>94930857
does she want to fuck

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>>94930857
Now.

>>94930857
It was worth monitoring this thread

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>>94930872
NOW.

>You will never have a supervillain gf
>You will never come home to her secret lair while she is explaining her dastardly plan to the trapped superhero
>You will never watch how uncomfortable the superhero gets as you whisper sweet nothings into your evil goddess's ear and nibble on her neck
>She will never pull you into a nearby janitorial closet and have loud, kinky sex while the superhero just sits there embarrassed and the minions stair at their feet mumbling "it's the third time this week"
>She will never scream for you to make her womb explode like her death ray will do to the earth as you plant the seeds of evil inside her
>You will never walk out a sweaty mess with her, your clothes ruffled and not on straight, and try to continue like nothing happened as you both glance at each other and giggle

>>94930872
>>94930888
Dear God, can this become a real thing? Can /co/ have a comic inspired dating sim? It doesn't need to be an eroge it definitely needs to be an eroge, just something with wholesome super waifus and dastardly villain waifus, that's all.

Doesn't supervillain gf actually want to tempt and corrupt superhero dude (or, since we're so progressive and all, perhaps main superheroine girl/woman/trans-whatever)?

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>>94930942
>while the superhero just sits there embarrassed and the minions stair at their feet mumbling "it's the third time this week"

The only choice is supervillian gf.

>>94930870
Yes.

>>94928139
Supervillian gf.
Sidekick is getting plowed by her hero.
Superhero is getting plowed by the justice league.
Supervillian is a pure kawaii maiden who wants to give you the world.

>>94931055
>Supervillian is a pure kawaii maiden who wants to give you the world.
Only Australia

>>94930818
but what if the guy raping you is a supervillain?

>they don't think they're at risk of getting fridge'd by your gf's rival supervillains

If you date the villain you will probably die to be her motivation to be full edgelord

>>94931073
So the continent with poisonous kangaroos and poisonous koala bears and poisonous poison.
What a traitorous bitch.

Of course it's the supervillainess. I'm not too proud to know what I'm into.

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>>94930183
>Makes up laws so she has an excuse for spending time with you.
>Serves you food in the holding cell, she eats with you so you "Don't make an escape attempt"
>You have been selected for a random body search.
>Let's you off with a warning every time.

>>94928139
Supervillain GF

>>94930844
>That's if they know
You just got sent to prison for helping her escape. Either you're a minion or in a relationship

>Also could be a rival villain bigger fish.
More reasonable argument. You have a point there.

>>94931079
Then this is your supervillain origin story
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Get your power, prison bitch

>>94930958
Depends on the supervillain. Corruption is some people's thing, but a lot of them just like dressing up goofy and committing crimes.

>>94931096
If she ever starts looking like the 90s, take a vacation. You'll come back when it's safer and another writer remembers you exist.

>>94928139
>I've been practicing on my evil monologue

T O P C U T E
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>>94932462
A stick figure?

>>94928364
40 Cakes!

>>94930888
She sounds like kind of a bitch. But I like your game concept, m8. I have to admit, I'd play it.

>>94930346
She wouldn't be in a relationship with a judge, so she's innocent by a technicality.

>>94931215
>Not wanting an army of shitposters

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>>94928139
We're missing edgy anti hero gf

>>94928511
And if you do die you have a good chance of coming back.

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>>94929682
Fuck, this is my fetish.

>>94932462
>>94932516
>he even deleted it

>>94930857
>>94930872
>>94930888
It's too early in the damned morning to want things I'll never have...

>>94932751
>Did you want to come over? My parents aren't home.
BECAUSE THEY'RE DEEEEEAAAAAD

What if superheroine tries to ntr the villain gf?

>>94928139
Supervillain

>Meanwhile at the evil lair living quarters

>Hi honey, how was your day?

>don't start with that shit like you haven't been watching CNN coverage of the whole fucking thing. Fuck Power Man and his shiney metal ass. Holding back? give me a break, he could have saved me 9 hours if that were actually the case. Fuck him, fuck everything.

>I cooked you some baby seal steaks. They're cold but-

>Ah you wonderful bastard, don't think I don't see what you're trying to do. I was done ranting anyways.

>yes dear

>don't yes dear me you moral high-grounding- oh, this is quite good. What is this sause?

>>94929556
Is this female Vandal Savage?

>>94932751
>Thanks for the coffee, anon. It's hot... Almost as hot as the tears streaming down my face the night I watched a burglar rape my father...

>>94929682
What was that webcomic where some dude banged a ghost lady and had a ghost kid?

>>94932751
>Stay here until you hear the gunfire stop

>>94930211
WHAT'S IN THE BAWX!

>>94928139
Depends on how unbalanced supervillain gf is. obviously you don't want to be with someone who might drop you into a firey pit of lava if you piss her off

>>94932851
You were mean to him, you should apologize

>>94930370
>I want to eat your cancer...

>!!!What?

>I mean... you should really stop smoking sir.

>>94933013
I'm neither of those posters. I just found it really funny. If he didn't want to look like a bitch he should have just answered yeah or something.

>>94928139
>gf that brings you cakes
sold.

>>94930520
>get with the hero to pull a Delilah
>push the failsafe button in the lab to wake the clone of my love/AI superbot
>break her out of prison with the invisible superbot.

>>94932765
Why would a hero do that?

>>94930844
>ywn let your wife pull a kingpin.

>>94929970
>If you pick sidekick, she'll probably die to give you cheap character motivation.
Yeah, but she'll be back later. Sidekicks just never die permanently in comic books.

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>>94932751
>Hey anon, do you want to die tragically at the climax of an intense character driven story that will crystallise me into a darker, more brooding vigilante?

>>94930211
underrated

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>>94928139
Supervillan gf is the only correct answer

>>94932911
>Anti-hero gf's are just massive buzzkills

>>94930888
>Still no best girl.

Show me the villain anon.

>>94928139
super villain. they never die as long as they are iconic enough

>>94930888
that right there is enough to push me into supervillain gf's waiting arms

>>94929432
>she dies
>become a super villian while having to balance making sure our children are taken care of.

This seems like it writes itself, but there are so few stories like it.

>>94928139
superhero seems kinda like a downer, I feel there would be times where there would be shitty drama of her morality as a hero and whatnot
super villain seems like a ton of fun but having too much excitement in life might be a bit much, the spent together would be worth while but might be too exhausting
side kick is the correct path
A person who genuinely excited to see and be with you, chosen to be by your side because they believe you can do great things
while it would be exciting to hear about her battles and adventures, as a side kick she'll probably be safe most of the time so there's nothing to worry about
She's young so she'll learn how to access situations properly in the future and not go full law or full chaos like the other two
sidekicks are always the supporting type, so you supporting her and her back to you makes the best relationship

>>94928139
Dude, I'll take those forty cakes.

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>>94928139
>Take Super Villain gf's offer
>Take the 40 cakes then dump her
I am the true villain.

>>94929454
you'll take trap gf and like it

>>94928668
>awkward super villain gf
ok now you raised the stakes

>>94929416
Didnt stop the regime.

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>>94929432
We meet again…

>>94933758
noo I don't want to constantly fuck a trap. I wanna eat mämmi.

>>94930857
>>94930872
>>94930888
you are desperately needed in a genre we are all too familiar with

>>94928273
fpbp

>>94933877
VIV NO

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>>94930426
Whatever you say normalfag.

>>94930426
There are losers here who jerk it to Ohio for fuck's sake. Does this really surprise you?

>>94929682
This one is legit making me sad that I will NEVER have an eldrich waifu...

>>94928273
fpbp

>>94933720
>dumping a supervillain
this is how you get a yandere

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>>94934371
She can give me all the Nice Boat endings in the world; I've already had my cakes and ate them too.

>>94934404
what a madman

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>>94929432

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>>94932680
>She sounds like kind of a bitch.
I just kind of wanted her to sound aloof. An alien super girl who doesn't fully understand human relationships, but not in way that, say, Supergirl is written. Anyway, other aspects of her character begin to show in these other panels I made.

>But I like your game concept, m8. I have to admit, I'd play it.
Thanks. I really want to play this too, and I think I'd have a lot of fun writing it. Unfortunately, I have no real drawing skills beyond basic GIMP trickery, and all the assets in these mockups were taken from Google Images and DeviantArt. And prior experiences in the OELVN community taught me that committed, reliable artists are hard to come by.

>>94929736
It's quite a few species actually, though in some species the male will willingly feed itself to his mate in order to insure the survival of their offspring.

>>94928139
>ywn have a qt supervillain gf
>revel in campy villain stuff together
>be her emotional rock that keeps her from going full edgelord
>stop her the one time she could take over the world because you know that she wouldn't want to be an evil dictator, just a villain
>villain gf has connections to the legal system she uses to keep you out of jail every time
>visit her in jail
>lead the charge to break her out every time with your Honeybuster mech made especially for the occasion
>be team dad to the mooks
>take over australia once a year to hold annual bants competitions that become huge tourist attractions
>help her rehearse her monologues and laughs
>cuddle her at night when plans fall apart

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>>94932860
>>94933250
>>94933383

>>94928139
Superhero GF with weird silver age transformation stuff always happening to her.

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>>94934506
>Australia
I'd dump her on the spot.

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>>94934506
Ack, I forgot to add half-tone to the last panel.

>>94934544
Get fucked cunt.

>>94934506
>changing her design
Cute orange white and green was the best

>>94934627
Go get run over by a a pack of frisky dingo's you orange-skinned bastard.

>>94934627
go to bed you fucking convict

>>94934248
And tile patterns.

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>>94934627
But Australia-non, I didn't draw her. I stole her from
>https://chou-roninx.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Rune-548030172
and only altered her facial expressions a little, because I'm a crappy artist. I suppose I could have recolored her according to OP's color scheme, but the thought never occurred to me.

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Here, for the guy who asked.

>>94932528
That's as many as four tens!

>>94930753
I mean, I played quake 2 back when, but arena just had way way more staying power. And a huge number of kids got introduced to quake 3 because it got installed on the library computers in pretty much every high school in the western world for lan parties during lunchbreaks

>>94930942
>"it's the third time this week"

Those are rookie numbers.

>>94934754
I would like edgy antihero gf to subtly push you into dangerous situations because if you die it will increase her angst

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>>94934506
>>94934599
MOAR!

I wanna see the cake part

>>94930857
>Gosh, Anon Man, you really were AMAZING last night!
>BASH! BAM! POW - and my ass was HISTORY
>Now I CAN'T WAIT to spend another night getting pounded up my tight butt!

>>94934754
>wouldn't kill me if I turned evil
Worthless.

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>>94934847

>>94933900
That is probably the nicest, most undeserved comment I've received in a long, long time. Thank you!

>>94934847
>Gosh, Anon Man, you really were AMAZING last night!
>BASH! BAM! POW - and my ass was HISTORY
I'd be lying if I said that wasn't was going through my mind as I wrote those lines. Thirsty sidekick is thirsty.

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>>94934754
>Do you want to come over? My parents aren't home.
>Because they're deeeeead.

How about a real gf? That'd be great!

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>>94934987
No.

>>94934987
It's really not

>>94928139
Superhero
The sidekick's personality seems really demure and subservient, I don't think we'd be a good match

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>>94934754
>do you want to come over? my parents arent home
>Because theyre all deeeeeeead

>>94934987
But they're so boring, Anon. You have go shopping with them, and they have periods that make their pussies stink. It's whole 3DPD vs. 2D argument, you know? 2D waifus win every time.

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>>94928139
>Not a good enough leader for the Sidekick
>Not a good enough follower for the Superhero
>Too background henchman-teir for the Villain

>>94935049
>not wanting to go shopping with your cartoon supervillain gf
>should we get the giant death ray or the nuclear powered mecha anon? I can only afford one of them right now!

>>94934836
I don't know about more supervillain gf, but I'd like to do one of edgy anti-hero gf if this thread is still up in 5-6 hours. But now... I sleep.

>>94935049
Can you have sex with 2D?

>>94934754
thanks man

>>94935090
Once dimension hoping technology becomes a thing.

>>94935068
There's always the edgy anti-hero. She's so nihilistic she'll accept you no matter how big of a failure you are.

>>94928139
Sidekick for sure. It'd be nice to know one person who doesn't confirm all of my self-doubts and insecurities. I'm a fat neckbeard with a ponytail and the personality of Batman. I'm an emotionally stunted, self-righteous, lawful good shut-in who only leaves the house to make a difference in the world and that is how I prove to myself I'm better than most people. It'd be cool to have a gf who only saw my good qualities and ignored all of my flaws. It takes too much energy these days for me to ignore them.

Why does /co/ like villain waifus so much? Masochism or just general betaness?

>>94935325
> Game Over Rape like ending...
So... you come as a semen dispenser for your nemesis?
Nah

>>94928139
yeah, I'd take my supervillain gf and pound her to kingdom come

>>94934987
that's gross, dude

>>94935325
Cause they're usually more confident and are typically cute. Also you're less likely to be fridged for character development as a villain's lover than a hero's.

>>94935368
But anon, most of the villains died in the events of Kingdom Come.

>>94935401
Not to mention how loyal they are. You'd think that, given their villainous nature, they'd be traitorous backstabbers, but no, most evil psychopathic megalomaniacs place a lot of value on having someone who can balance out their craziness.

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>>94928139
>No Super Villain Sidekick GF
You had one job.

>>94935508
Super villain sidekicks are shit
SHIT

>>94935325
You're surprised that comic/cartoon nerds are subs?

>>94930482
I remember reading one thread on /qst/ that never took off, so it's opening will never become popular, but I remember. It went like this:

You enter a deep meditative trance to recover your natural talents. You recall the five prime forces of magic.
>heat vision
>meat vision
>NEET vision
>seat vision
>Grue repellent

I know it's only loosely related, but I wanted to post this somewhere.

>>94935508
Harley is to women in comics as batman is to men in comics, that is to say, a complete fucking mistake and absolute cancer that has grown to the point of impeding the production of actual and good comic books
>b-but batman is cool and didn't harm other books
>the extended bat verse consumes 4 to 10 books at any given time ransoming good writers and artists who could be working on something that matters.
Marvel is a fucking joke but DC needs has terminal cancer. mark my words, if DC ever goes under their only running books will be bat books.
>mad DC detective comics is running bat books
Yes, I don't care about the history.

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Since everyone seems to be going for the villain gf, I feel like making a one of these with just villain archetypes. Any suggestions?

>>94936202
>I'll let you decide the laser colors.
10/10

>>94936202
This please, make a Super Villain Sidekick GF
>>94935508

>pilot a killer robot

SOLD!

>>94936202
>powered street thug
>alien conqueror
>monstrous mutant
>corrupt megacorp CEO
>time traveler (future)
>time traveler (past)

Might think of more later.

>>94936251
Fuck off Boco

>>94936202
Winner.

>>94936251
shut the fuck up boco

>>94936274
Fuck off Crag

>>94936274
Shut the fuck up Crag

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>>94936202
wouldn't hyper-intelligent supervillain gf treat me more like a pet than a bf?

because that would be hot

>>94932974
Thats pretty cute.

>>94929950
that show went to shit so fucking fast
and s2 did nothing to address the issues the first one had rather made it even worse

>>94934474
>Anyway, other aspects of her character begin to show in these other panels I made.
she still sounds like a pretentious cunt in the other panels.

>>94936790
I just remember all the Kamen Rider references

>>94930523
>>94930513
>>94930511
>>94933181

Oh, i'm sorry I triggered you, you bunch of pathetic sad forever alone virgin losers.

>>94929950

>can assume any form she wants
>chooses a human girl with tiny little boobs

Damn shame.

>>94930436
>>94930444
>>94930477
>>94934098
>>94934248
>It's ok if i'm pathetic if someone else is!

Fucking grow up. You idiots need to get out of your basements and do something out of your lifes.

>>94930857
>>94930872
>>94930888
Dating Sims are for losers.

>>94937218
>lifes
Okay kid. Thanks for the advice.

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>>94937197
>>94937218
>>94937238

Feel free to keep this thread bumped.

>>94930942
I can see this shit happening in the Venture Brothers.

>>94928139
>>94929682
I can't decide between cosmic horror GF and supervillain GF!
What the fuck, I didn't realize I was an edgelord until now!

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>>94937203
>She Belives this is what you like
>you have never told her how Much you love her, despite her form
>You Wont let her be the Body she wants, not the one you want
Holy fuck anon, it's like you dont love your little Cuddly abomination, Shame on you

>>94937197
>>94937218
>>94937238
>replying three times to say the same shit

>>94937311

Hey, if I had an eldritch girlfriend I would love her unconditionally. Just maybe offhandedly mention her thoughts on bigger boobs one day, see if the idea appeals to her. Ya know. Subtlety.

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>>94929682
>Shadow-spawn comes to you only at night, moving without sound, always jumping you, perhaps on purpose.
>She speaks softly, almost always in a monotone, her words tinted at the edges by an alien accent.
>When you lie with her on the couch you can note she has unfamiliar, yet pleasant scent. You think for a moment you can hear a heartbeat, but that moment passes. Despite this, she's always pleasantly warm.
>Her hair seems to barely reflect any light at all, her skin always pale. She has a slim, almost delicate looking frame that was beautiful in an almost unapproachable way, like a Greek statue. Though she is much, much stronger.
>She always desires physical contact, sometimes only necessitating your hand, sometimes she leans in and coils herself around you, burying her face in your neck.
>She kisses you in a soft, dainty sort of way that reeks of unfamiliarity. Sex she seems to understand. Always she's on top, pressing you down, grabbing and squeezing as though fascinated by your being. A tongue against your neck to feel your racing heartbeat. Gentle yet ceaseless movement bringing you inside of her, feeling as though it was tailor made for you. Treating you at times delicately, as though you were made of glass and one wrong move would shatter you. Other times, much more animalistic. Hungrier, needier.
>She has a sort of wonder of human customs, and asks you to demonstrate how many things in your house work, toying with them herself at times. Sometimes she lets you perform your own tasks and she just passively watches, captivated.
>She distrusts other women, angling herself in between you and them, gripping you in ways to demonstrate ownership.
>Sometimes you can get her to smile, though she often does it when you do something she finds cute, and when she does you can see her carnivore's teeth. She curls next to or on top of you in bed, dim, half-open red eyes watching over you. Whispering "I love you" as you fall asleep.
>You'll never have this.

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I have to get to work. Hopefully this thread will be still up when I get home. If anyone wants to add to this, feel free to.

>>94929682
>you will never turn a cosmic horror into a loving Yandere who would so anything for you with the power of love

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>>94937448
Holy fuck anon, stop
My heart can only take so much
>You'll never have this.

>>94937448
Cutest cosmic horror. Would cuddle with. Too bad there isn't anything that uses this kind of concept.

Is 'succubus' GF an option?

>>94937630
fuck off Boco

>>94937610
I mean, there's that one VN that does, but it gets fucked up at the end because the protagonist becomes a fucking monster of a human being.

>>94937630
I believe that's lumped in with "demon".

>>94937648
is it saya no uta?

>>94937688
I forgot the name at the time, but yes, it's Saya no Uta.

>>94928472
>fridged
You've already been cucked

>>94937665

I'll take it!

>>94932743
>the shitposters are poisonous too. handle using gloves, or tongs.

>>94929476
Doctor Horrible is fucking terrible, you should kill yourself

>>94928139
>Superhero GF
>find records of her Silver Age adventures, like the time she couldn't stop eating hamburgers or that time she became the Queen of the Ants
>she's absolutely mortified, like you just stumbled upon her massive stash of fetish pornography
>you kind of did

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>>94937817

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>>94938102
> Elder Scrolls related elfs
No

>>94936958
in the first episodes yes but after like 6 or so you realize the entire comedy of the show was references to other stuff

and then they turned the yandere lesbian into a straight that wanted the MC's dick for no reason because fuck you

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>>94928139
>Supervillain gf
>literally Neil Patrick Harris, but also not gay
>gone give me Australia
obviously

>>94934757
and thats horrible.

>>94928139
>Be me, Regular Dude
>Been dating this great girl for a while
>We're really connecting
>Although not entirely sure, but you're pretty sure she is Evil Villain Woman
>One night, news reveal that EWM stole 40 cakes and was promtply caught by the heroes
>EWM secret identity is revealed to be your GF
>Go down to the prison to talk to GF
>The guards are reluctant to let you speak with her, but allow it anyway
>She's immediately excited to see you
>You ask her why she stole 40 cakes
>"You're birthday is coming up, I wanted to surprise you."
>Such a response was not what you expected from a super villain
>You tell her that you'll look after her things while she serves her sentence
>She asks you to visit her everyday
>You promise
>A few days pass by, it's your birthday
>You're relaxing in the tub
>Suddenly your bathroom door opens
>Evil Villain Woman is standing there
>Wearing nothing but a towel
>"Happy birthday."
>She drops the towel and walks towards the tub
>"We got about 20 minutes before the heroes find me."
>"Lets give them something to interrupt."

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>>94938285
fuck

>>94937474
Oh hey you used one of my suggestions. Nice.

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>>94934713
oh, yeah i remember that thread

>>94938314
Source please.

>>94938404
don't remember anon sorry but I remember looking for robot/android on panda

>>94938404
It's about three posts up from yours

>>94928139
>steals 40 cakes just for you
How can you pick anything else

>>94932881
The thing about a supervillain girlfriend is that there's a huge chance she spends more time with her superhero nemesis than with you and there's always a chance they'll have to team up and fight dinosaurs together, creating an awkward sexual tension

>>94938423
Thanks bro.

>>94938477

>You saved his life?!?!
>Only so I can kill him myself one day! It meant nothing to me!

>>94934757
And that's wonderful.

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>>94928511
But she can do worse

>>94938477
That just means you have to adopt a secret superhero identity and become an opponent to both your girlfriend and her nemesis, until you can become a greater nemesis to both of them than either is to each other.

In fact /co/ do you want me to hit you with the A-Class pitch for this?
>the hero's sidekick is also dating the supervillainess

>I stole forty cakes just for you
M-marry me!

>>94938598
This is getting far too complicated. Just cap the nemesis.

>>94938477

But if her superhero nemesis is a girl, that could lead to threesomes.

>>94938598
>the hero's sidekick is also dating the supervillainess
I'd watch it.

>>94938770
But she likes you for your innocence, anon!

>>94938839
i can only imagine what the Conversation would be, to convince the hero to do a threesome with the villiand and her Boyfriend

>>94939011
She is a corrupting influence, and gave me access to an armory of high-tech weapons, a giant robot, and an army of goons. She really should have seen this coming.

>>94928139
>Date Superhero GF
>Cheat on her with evil twin/clone/alternate dimension version of her
>Get killed
>Worth it

>>94939026
>You're hot
>My girlfriend is hot
>you have a thing for my girlfriend
>she's taken, sorry
>We're totally willing to go for a casual fling, though.

The villain thing doesn't even have to enter into it, until later. Superheroes bang villains all the time

>>94938598
>>94938770
>not becoming a superhero to "foil" her plans
>she always manages to succeed at her plan by the skin of her teeth
>eventually she figures out and rather than be as mad as you'd think, she realizes that you're only trying to be closer to her and force her to improve
>however, she forbids you from ever doing it again
>but she demands you wear the costume at least once a night every month

>>94928139
sidekick. I look for that in a woman anyway.

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chink gf

>superhero gf
>get kidnapped by supervillain
>supervillain tries to cuck superhero by stealing your love
>out of iron will, resist supervillains advances
>supervillain finds this amusing, continues pursuit of you
>this goes on for months
>eventually starts actually talking to you
>find out you share a lot of interests
>she finds you funny
>spend hours and hours discussing this and that
>she keeps you chained down when she's away for security but lets your wrists have a break when she's with you
>starts getting annoyed with your constant refusals after a while
>angrily questions you
>i just dont get it, she isnt right for you at all
>we're perfect for each other, why do you keep rejecting me
>is it because she's hot? I just- why?
>breaks down
>storms off with tears in her eyes
>look down
>she forgot to tie you back up
>cautiously escape
>run back to your apartment
>fuck your 10/10 blonde superhero alien gf
>literally never think about supervillain ever again

>>94939224
>supervillain viciously murders you two weeks later

>>94939224
>superhero "gf" didn't bother looking for you for months

>>94939272
Don't be Jason Todd, Anon.