>LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE

>>94923764
HERE IN
TEXAS

FLOODING, HIGH WINDS, OUTAGES
IT'S A
REAL MESS

You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eyes.
And I'm getting blown away
To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but I'm getting blown away.

>>94923863
It's flooding down in Texas. All of the telephone lines are down.
And I'm trying to call my baby, but Lord, I can't get a single sound.

>>94923863
>mess
>with Texas
Wait a minute

>>94923764
Can we say that hurricanes from Texas are dumb?!

Dumb hurricanes in dumb old stupid Texas.

>>94923764
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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>>94924552
Son, hurricanes about the only thing that are allowed to mess with Texas.

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>the retards who thought it was over because Friday night was tame

I'm glad the park wasn't too flooded for my pupper

>>94924718
Oh alright, I didn't know.

>no power so can't read any of my books

Fuck you Harvey.

>>94924859

Can't you fucking turn pages?

>>94923863
MIGHT SUFFER MISERY
OR USURP LIBERTIES

>>94924859
>can shutpost but didn't have the foresight to have a battery

>>94924892
It's 10pm buddy

>>94924892
No power anon, it's pitch black and reading by flashlight I'd not be able to read properly.

>>94923764

Constant downpours for me
Probably gonna last til Tuesday or Wednesday
Because of the constant power outages I'm suffering busted my router so now I can't use my computer

>>94924957
>>94924989

Don't you have a motherfucking generator? Can't you buy good lighting? Why don't you just fucking go to bed if it's so late huh? You got something to prove brorito?

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>>94924989
Puncture your battery for some free light. It gets super bright.

>>94925027
It's currently 80 with near 100% humidity. I ain't goin to sleep anytime soon. Just gonna shitpost.

>>94924916
TEXAS

YEE-HAW

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I grew up dealing with major hurricanes in Florida. Is it wrong to say I missed the excitement of the storms sounding like a train speeding by? Or watching the transformers explode and you have to use candle-light and flashlights to get around?

I really do miss waterspout watching before storms.

D-D-D-DANGER LURKS BEHIND YOU

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>>94925304
>waterspout watching
you and me both, anon

I need to find a part of the country that is not routinely beset by natural disasters, that I can afford to live in.

>>94925223
NOT A LEXUS OR AMPLEXUS NO IT'S TEXAS
YEE-HAW

>>94925369

No place on earth exists like that anon

>>94925369
Ridge A - Antarctic Plateau

I'M A HURRICANE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVVxFT9JDAo

>>94925429
Fuck off with that shit.

>>94925429
Faggot.

>>94925550
Why were the 90s so 80s

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>>94925341
THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU

>>94925612
Because that cartoon was made in 1989.

>>94924989
Wrap a thin cloth around it to diffuse light, christ.

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>>94925569
>>94925561
I've achieved what I set out to achieve.

>>94925369
Eastern Washington

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>>94926753

>>94925369
not gonna find any place like that now that climate change is a thing

>>94927085
>Wind kicking up some dirt now and again
>Natural disaster
Fucking pussy

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>>94927151
what if it gets in your asscrack?

>>94923764
>come visit family in Texas for ummer
>miss the eclpse
>now stuck in a hurricane

>>94927788
That'll teach you to leave the good states like Ohio.

>>94927816
I was in Washington. AND THEN I get the news about Half Life 3 and I can't show my disgust to Valve H.Q.

>There are people who still live towards the coast that are too stupid to get a generator.

I fucking love when hurricanes hit. Shit gets cozy.

>>94928006

They get annoying honestly