So is Spoderman a chocolate chaser now?

>>94916613
he's gay now because he still doesn't wanna dick his aunt.

>>94916613

>tfw Michelle was more interesting than Liz but they chickened out and Michelle will never be seen again

>>94916631
I don't get the big deal with his aunt. Reminds me of Jewundy where they had to keep having every character say she was hot almost like they were trying to convince themselves.
I won't lie though, Liz was fine as hell

>>94916667
it's about becoming a MAN. May has needs and it's Peter's responsibility as man of the house to take care of those needs.

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>>94916613
It's the Jungle Fever
Spreading across the galaxyverse like some inter-cosmic virus infecting all sentient beings through the space-time continuum

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>>94916631
>he's gay now because he still doesn't wanna dick his aunt.
But anon he does.

>>94916911
Then what's he waiting for? Chinese New Year?

Isn't Peter confirmed transgender in the MCU?

I really hope Michelle gets fleshed out, cause I would hate if her character was "You know I'm right, cause I'm always right"

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>>94917022
More of a drag queen

>>94916613
goddamn she's fucking boring

>>94916613
glad he finally got some taste

>>94917014
It's been 8 months since Ben died, waiting at least a year is respect.

>>94917022
Is there a source for that? I wouldn't be surprised if they made him a tranny.

>>94916911
Anon, he's gay

>>94916613
Pretty blatantly yeah, but he puts his career first like a proper white boy

I really don't get why people are so crazy about this character. One of my coworkers was saying she was the best part of the film, and I asked him way and it's cause "She says the randomest things"

...it wasn't that random.

>>94917139
Wasn't one of Sony's demands during the negotiation that Parker had to be a straight White male? I vaguely remember a bunch of news sites being pissed.

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>>94916613

>>94917185
Bi most likely. So he'd definitely want to bang hot Aunt May.

>>94916613
Zendaya said in an interview that she isn't going to be the love interest in the sequel.

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>>94916613
He's a boy chaser

>>94917670
>Sat at least 6ft away from each other.
>But also are probably naked.
Dunno if that's gay or not.

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>>94917766
Gayer?

>>94917828
Yep that'll do.

>>94916613
Please execute yourself for your basic intellect.