Who is best Disney Princess?
>>94908871InB4 Marco
>>94908880
>>94908871
>>94908871
>Who is the best Disney Princess
>exploit princesses.jpg
Five of these things are not like the others
Five of these things are not quite the same
If Five of these things are not like the others
Now it's time to play our game!
It's time to play our game
Can YOU guess which of those girls aren't princesses?
>>94908921
Please go back to your containment thread, Starvsfag.
>>94908871
We've been over this before Anon, you know it'sMichelle Pfeiffer!
>>94909032
I think Disney considers marrying a prince as becoming a princess, so Tiara and Mulan count. Jane, (although you could technically consider Tarzan the king\prince of the jungle), Esmeralda and Alice don't count at all, though.Although the truth is that Disney just considers every main female character in their work princesses nowadays and people just accept their definition since who really cares.
>>94909101
Seriously? We're going by direct to video sequel ending princesses?
>>94909101
>Mulan
Did Mulan marry a prince or just a general?
>>94909101
>Mulan
But Shang isn't royalty either
>>94908871
Damn, Esmeralda is taking a handful of that Persian ass...and Mulan getting frisky with a white girl.
>>94908871
The >>>/trash/y one.
>>94909101
People really should care. Words like 'princess' start to lose their meaning if you call every girl a princess, and before you know it kids are growing up with an even more distorted idea of what it means/meant to be royalty. That is, if your average 6 year old girl even understands that Jasmine and Merida are members of the ruling class and not just women with pretty dresses and hair.
>>94909101
Maid Marian is King Richard's niece, so she's not a princess either.
The five I was referring to are Esmerelda, Jane (though I GUESS you could call Tarzan the king of the jungle, so fine), Alice, Mulan, and Maid Marian.
>>94908871
Leia
Kida is the best Disney Princess.
>>94909124
What do you mean?
>>94909128
>>94909136
Ah, sorry. I don't think I've ever watched Mulan in its entirety and at least not in the past ten years.
>>94909166
It's DISNEY princesses, which basically just means pretty women who appeared in disney movies. Also, to be honest, who gives a shit about nobility, it doesn't even REALLY exist anymore. Who gives a shit if your six years old doesn't know what a prince is, once she starts studying history she'll realize.
>>94909197
Fair enough, it's been a long time since I watched Robin Hood as well.
>>94909290
I think I've seen this gif without the eighties miami tumblr color grading.
>>94908871
>Jane's other hand can't be seen and Snow white looks aroused
>Mulan pushing her ass into Tiana, who looks happy about it
>Mulan goping Alice's chest
>The look on Alice's face.
>>94909293
>Who gives a shit if your six years old doesn't know what a prince is, once she starts studying history she'll realize.
That's no excuse for giving your child such a skewed version of world history. Nobility still MATTERED in our not-so-distant past. Besides, no matter what Disney calls their line of "female character" products, what matters is how they are depicted in the movies--and hell, the classic fairy tales and books these movies are based on. And Alice and Esmerelda are anything but princesses.
>>94909160
This, desu.
>>94909197
>Maid Marian is King Richard's niece, so she's not a princess either.
That doesn't necessary mean she's not a princess, though it doesn't mean she is. Need more info on the relationship to know for sure. If she's a daughter, granddaughter, or even a great granddaughter of the male line of the sovereign then she qualifies at least under British rules. Even if she is part of the maternal line the sovereign can still proclaim her a princess if he choose to. So the question is how is she related to the royal family?
>>94909565
She's apparently not related to Prince John so the most likely assumption is that she is Richard's niece by marriage.
However this does not rule out her being a princess from some other land.
>>94909166
Bullshit, kids know the difference. When it comes to Disney girls they just call them princess anyway.
>>94909641
>However this does not rule out her being a princess from some other land.
True.
>>94908871
Theres is only 1 right answer
GODDAMNIT IT ALICE IS THE PERFECT AUTIST WAIFU BUT SHE'S JUST A CHILD
>>94909904
Will that stop you? Child wives are the best take a look at mine
>>94909978
No they're immature. If Alice lived in our time and was an adult she'd be perfect waifu. Her 'tism is what gives the books charm.
>>94909641
>>94909721
At that point you're kind of assuming people are royalty unless stated otherwise, which I don't think is correct.
Also since Barbie was in Toy Story and she's a princess-presidnet-astronaut-athlete-veterinarian, shouldn't she count?
>>94910066
I'm not assuming anything, I'm simply saying Miriam does not appear to be directly related to Richard or John, making her family by marriage. She can still be royalty, or not, outside of this fact. However she is not officially part of the English (Animal England?) peerage in the movie.
>>94910107
>She can still be royalty, or not, outside of this fact.
So can literally anyone who isn't explicitely stated to not be royalty, is my point.
>>94910269
Most underrated princess fo sho
>>94910189
while true, it's highly unlikely unless they are at least in some way connected to a royal family, which Miriam is. It would be silly to assume that anyone and everyone in the movie is royalty.
>>94909232
Why isn't Leia a queen. Isn't her parents dead, meaning the next to get the throne is her? Luke doesn't want it.
>>94909032
>Alice
>Jane
>Emerelda
>The Asian Girl I Don't know the name of
>Maid Marian
The Best Princess is Aurora
>>94910566
Her planet doesn't exist.
>>94908871
Like you don't know.
>>94908871
Objectively Tiana and Mulan
>>94908921
It's like they tried to draw the other princesses in Star Vs style but they gave them all Gravity Falls eyes.
>>94909786
unf
>>94910566
Jimmy Smits was just a senator from Alderaan, not the king.
Jasmine is best princess but pic related is best girl
Jesus, the grip that Esmeralda has on Jasmine...
>>94908921
Is this pandering to trans?
Maid Marian is best royal lady.
Any other answer is wrong.
>>94909032
Disney princess is an actual franchise so Mulan definitely belongs there
>>94910617
Wait that's her adopted parents' home unless you mean both planets are gone
>>94912932
If you're into Horizon female protagonists
>>94912918
It panders to my dick.
>>94910599
This guy knows what's up
>>94913016
>Horizon
Wut?
>>94909290
What was his name again?
Ariel followed closely by aurora then belle.
>>94912382
She is a queen not princess
>>94912918
traps have never been a appeal to trans. Traps are made to appeal to straight men, seriously.
And Marco really is best princess.
>>94913563
that makes selfish self insert fantasy even better: beatiful, powerful, unaccountable.
>>94912558
Jimmy/bail is hereditary nobility who just happens to be serving as a senator
Rapunzel pre haircut
>>94913783
>unaccountable
>All these "Hans was right" motherfuckers
>Not understanding that if Elsa wanted to freeze the country and kill everyone that there's her Divine Right
Next thing you know they'll start arguing for democracy and constitutions and limits to royal power
>>94910269
>is an actual princess unlike half the bitches in the Disney Princess lineup
>ignored because her movie didn't do well
Her and Kida should go start their own Princess line, with blackjack and hookers.
>>94913781
this, carved on a mountainside. Do you think anyone but straight dudes came up with the term "trap"? All that happened was the disgust from realizing they'd chased a passable crossdresser turned to "well I wanted to fuck em anyway" in rapid order
>>94914084
actually it started from a funny star wars meme about bait-and-switch situations and given the amount of feminine men in anime became quickly popular on 4chan as a joke about those kind of characters
>>94908871
Pocahontas or Kida
>>94913781
>>94908921
Hold that taco, Paco
Ariel,Mulan,Jasmine.
>>94916079
>>94915951
She's the best.
>>94908871
The only for me.
>>94912382
What color is her underwear? Picture proof please.
>>94916269
What underwear?
Jasmin was the best looking even after the operation.
>>94916294
I'm willing to admit my mistake, but I will require picture proof even in that case.
>>94916338
I don't really know how anyone could not fall in love with this girl.
>>94910269
>>94914075
Who is this nobody?
>>94916368
They'd have to be a real idiot.
>>94916314
The following acid attack however proved too much. Fuck islam.
>>94913059
The open world game that features an ogre as a protagonist
>>94908871TACOBELLE
>>94910269
All she did was nag. At least Aurora had some piece of ass at least
>>94908871
>>94916350
vanellope the best princess
>>94916581
Fan art is not proof of anything
>>94916897
It's more proof than you've offered that she wears undies.
Y'all know nothing.
kneel
>>94909308
>"I've gone too far down the rabbit hole"
>>94917027
>not a princess
I mean, she's a captain, so while on her ship, Amelia's word is Law.>ywn be her sexual stress ball,
ridden to messy sexual ruin then expected to fulfill your duties normally
>>94908871
My favorites are
Ariel
Rapunzel
Kida
Ariel has top spot because of my love for mermaids.
>>94908871
>Esmeralda
Since Fucking when
>>94917224
>B-but she wore a crown when she danced therefore she's a princess
>>94908871
I don't know who is left of jasmine but she is hot
also jane
>No Queen of hearts
>>94917224
Gypsies pretend they are princesses 24/7
>>94909786
Briar Rose>Blue Dress Aurora>Pink Dress Aurora
>>94908871
Looks like Alice went too far down the rabbit hole.
>>94909197
>Alice
Technically counts due toKingdom Hearts.
>>94908871
>Alice: I don't recall girl's having that kind of part!
>>94910599
My negro.
>>94909308
>Alice
>>94920006
>Alice
>>94917879
>>94915956
Sure, why not. We're considering fucking Alice a princess, so why not Japanese kids from Big Hero 6, too?
Everyone is a princess!
All Disney characters!Hell, NO ONE is a princess like Gaston.
>>94916226
Based Store8.
>>94921264
>Hell, NO ONE is a princess like Gaston.
Hell, I'd hit it.
He was a bit of a jerk but not a villain in the cartoon. Stable. Community leader. Good hair.
>>94916338
>>94916368
Ew, why'd they change her hair back? Short hair master race.
always got a soft spot for Rapunzelas well as a hard on
>>94921469
if I get this job I'm aiming for I'm try and get the nendroid...is that bad?
>tfw ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Rapunzel (even roleplayed a few times in the sack) and because of that her 10/10 blonde version and her 15/10 short hair version are now nearly impossible to fap to because of it.
Save me from this hell that I in, my brothers. It hurts so much.
>>94921721
sounds like hell anon, here take this
>>94912456
This
>>94921721
>ex-girlfriend
>roleplayed as Rapunzel during sex
How'd you manage to fuck that up?
>>94908871
Leia
>>94921831
She was crazy.
Like, new boyfriend every 3 months, constant hookups, constant spazzy highschool freshman attitude, some serious issues with her mom and sister, fucking terrible vindictive streaks and usually twisting narratives to portray her as the victim.
We didn't last long either, only 5 months. Looking back on it I realize that I dodged a fucking massive bullet despite how much it hurt immediately after. Honestly what really hurts now is that all of this is fueling an adamantium-tier hardon but something in the back of my head clicks to 'oh, right, you had a crazy ex that looked and roleplayed like that'.
Apologies for the blogposts, btw.
>>94922015
silver lining anon, just think about thatand swap to fapping to Cassandra porn...what little there is of it
>>94910599
Maid Marian was a noblewoman
Jane married Tarzan (Lord Greystoke & King of the Apes, Lord of the Jungle -- he's also a Viscount, as well)
If you don't consider Mulan a princess after the fucking EMPEROR bowed to her, consider that her family's status was damn high due to her father, and further, being married to GENERAL Li Shang might elevate her station sufficiently to be considered a "Princess".
>>94912985
Well I mean.
Yes, both her birth and adoptive parents are dead, and the planet she'd have been the adoptive princess of is also fucking gone.
>>94913996
>democracy
Rule By Mob?
Never.
>constitutions and limits to royal power
JIHAD! WALTAHU AKBAR!
>>94908921
Why does that Jasmine remind me of Gardield?
>>94922371
That's a goddamn bunny.
>>94922468
How dare you speak about royalty like that!
Where mah firecrotch at?
>>94922492
She's a carrot-gnawing garden-pest. By al rights, she should be hasenpfeffer!
>>94908871
>that vacant, far-away look in Alice's eyes
so hot
>>94922495
there's very little art of her fire crotch, it makes me sad
>>94922495
Here ya go.
>>94919068
This.
That meansKairiis, as well.
>>94922943
she's Scottish not Irish anon, you think they could grow them in that shitty climate?
>>94923014
Shitty potatoes are the only thing they can grow in that shitty climate.
Besides, look at her fucking potatoe face.
>>94914075
>>is an actual princess
she was a sculler maid pretending to be a princess. Horned King called her out on it.
Don't you think it's weird they never mention a kingdom or a king coming to rescue her or anything even when she leaves with Taran at the end?
still a qt though
>>94923042
she's a cute potatoes though
and I like potatoes , though I've never eaten a fuzzy one before
>>94923516
If it ever gets potato sized, not B-sized but even fingerling potato, take her to the hospital.
>>94909290
Damn that animation is legit. This easily could've been an advert for a special edition or Blu-Ray for Emperor's New Groove.
>>94922495
Brave might be one of the worst official Disney Princess movies, but Merida herself is definitely still my favorite Disney Princess(followed by Tiana and Jasmine)
>>94908871
Elsa obviously
>>94909101
>Alice
The Disney version of Alice is a princees, the movie ends with a shot of the castle where she lives.
BestCaptain
>>94927037
She has a dick according to a deleted scene
>>94927055And?
>>94927097
we need more futa porn obviously
barbed cat futa
Kairi.
>>94926580
this edit is bad.
Kida from Atlantis.
>>94928300
wish this hack would actually draw something
>>94921407
What is that from? Did they swap models in one of the Injustice games?
>>94928327
What happened?
>>94922371
>Pic
No animation studio would ever have the balls to make a film that has anthros and humans in the same world as this photoshop pic displays.
>>94908871
alice.
youngest and most naïve.
>>94928414
you tell me
>>94922492
is that a fucking homestuck sun
Does she count?
>>94928796
Did you even watch tangled?
>>94921410
Run-in with mysterious black ominous spikes that came out of the ground in first episode ("Before Ever After!"). Spikes will figure prominently later in season apparently.
>>94922495
I 2nd the wee lass from the Highlands.
>>94928952
Oh, aye.
>>94928836
No, but we can see you are an individual of taste. Kudos.
fuk you i dont wanna hear it
>>94928836
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>Best Ship?
>>94921610
Man, that is superadorably cute.
But I consider Princess Amber from Sofia the First the best.
Once she'll get bigger, she'll be the bestestest evar.
Best princess.
>>94931010
What a boring character
>>94931010
God all that hair...
>>94931010
>ywn feel her gasp as you kiss her neck
I bet she smells like wildflowers and fresh baked cookies.
>>94931040
just what we need, a jewish princess
>>94931058
nice, ain't it?
>>94908871
This thread needs more redhead
It'd be Elsa if Elsa actually had a nice personality. Since its not, and Alice is like 8, it'll have to be Rapunzel.
>>94928569
>No animation studio would ever have the balls to make a film that has anthros and humans in the same world as this photoshop pic displays.
Isn't that basically what Space Jam was? Or hell Looney Toons in general.
why do people really like Elsa?
can someone explain? not trying to be an ass, genuinely curios as to how she appeals to people
>>94931971
... and today Anon learned people have "preferences"
>>94931994
that's the thing, I wanna know what these preferences are exactly
>>94923082
>Hasn't read the books
>>94924248
I actually want a sequel or something just to give Merida something more like the fantasy adventure that teaser advertised instead of the obnoxious "Dude arranged marriage sucks LMAO" plot we got.
>>94908871
Mulan. Risking her life by going to war in place of her father and eventually risking her life for her emperor. Out of all of them she's really the only one on an adventure and she accepts the hero roll willingly.
She's perfect bros
>>94908871
No Pocahontas
Shit taste senpai
>>94908871
I want a LOEG style Marvel disney comic that inserts the Princess into the places of the h nations they were based on and acts out historical wars and shit but with magic and such
>>94931971
Because she satisfies everyone. Progressive tumblr sjw crowd likes her because she is is not classic Disney princess and damsel in distress, but a strong independent women who is an outcast and a special snowflake (no pun intended) in thepatriarchalsociety, normal people like her because she is generally likable and well written character who doesn't irritate the audience with outright progressive agenda unlike some other recent Disney lead characters, the movie has a strong supporting male character who is not a weakling, a bumbling idiot, or a bad guy, kids love her because her rebellion against the world is not only metaphor for being a queer or a feminist or some sort of minority (sjw pandering) but first and foremost for the teenage rebellion which is always a hot theme because every teen is experiencing it, and adult non-sjw people also realize that part.
>>94913448
>>94916058
>>94917180
>>94916199
Ariel is THE WORST
>>94928836
She ain't even the best Disney mouse waifu
>>94909786
My nigga
>>94929934
Does it mean that Russia is progressive if it likes a working mechanic girl?
>>94931232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZzpzABLEE
Hiro, Hiro is the best disney princess.
Its a real crime there isnt more art for this bitch
>>94921407
>>94928345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kCFclwZ_OU
>>94910356
>>94936367
the third one is priceless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5WBfOK5syA
>>94937647
Sequel next year.
>>94932494
Wasn't the original premise going to have Merida and the 3 suitors working together on an adventure to save her mother, and the big guy as an actual love interest?
>>94932494
ironically enough part of the reason Brave sucked is BECAUSE they didn't focus enough on the arranged marriage plot, originally Merida's suitors were going to accompany her on her quest, and thus she'd get to know them better, culminating in Merida choosing one of them to marry at the end of the movie(Young MacGuffin was the one who was supposed to win I believe), but of her own free will
>>94937906
yup, there's one or two moments in the final movie that are a remnant of that(which leads to the joke people have of Merida being the first Disney Princess to show any sign of sexual attraction to a man and not just romantic attraction)
>>94908871
Princess Calla.
>>94938207
So in other words, we could've gotten a great movie about a girl getting to know a couple of guys and naturally falling in love with one of them, but feminism ruined that, and we got a big pile of shit instead.
>>94938267
actually the feminist in charge of Brave originally got fired and then a ton of executive meddling happened afterwards which lead to Brave becoming Brother Bear 3 instead of the movie we should have gotten
this is also why the earliest previews and trailers implied the movie was going to be set during winter instead of summer like in the final movie, cause they were too lazy to properly tackle snow
>>94938347
The Bear TF stuff was always there.
Apparently Mordu was mostly the result of the rewrites.
The forgotten one is best obviously.
she may only be a duchessbut she's definitely my princess
>>94939766
Oh yeah, that movie.
>>94937752
I hope it'll have some Vanillabutter
>>94909978
She's perfect for you, considering her fascination with obese landwhales.
>>94912601
YES!!
>>94908921
Seriously why all the femboy shit with this character? Never seen the show, so I am unsure if I am missing something.
>>94939079
>The Bear TF stuff was always there.
well yeah, but originally there wasn't going to be as much of a focus on Bear-Mom shenanigans because it wasn't supposed to be just Merida and her mom on the quest
>>94941107
/co/'s undying love for traps and Tumblr's undying love for crossdressing/transgenders. Mostly transgenders.
>>94939103
That's a Captain.
>>94941107
Have you discovered the magic of traps yet?
>>94930803
Clearly it's Elsa and Jane Porter.
Merdia would be the girl that teaches Anna about a few outdoorsy things so she can keep up with Kristoff.
>>94941107
The character is kinda girly already, to contrast Star's tomboyishness, and there was an episode where they had to infiltrate a girl's only boarding school, so Marco was magicked into a dress and ponytail that he looked really good in. Then for the cherry on top he was almost brainwashed.
>>94941441
Ahhh...makes sense.
>>94908871
its hard to choose
>>94939766
She was uncomfortably attractive, I think it's the voice. If she was human, she'd definitely be a top Disney waifu.
Fuck it, she is one.
>>94941892
she really does have a nice voice, only drawback is she comes with kids
>>94909308
>not mentioning ezmeralda's iron grip on jasmine's hips
best part desu
>>94908871
So where can I find JJFrenchie's new stuff, anyway?
why isnt my waifu in pic? artist has no taste
>>94908921
Cute
Ariel because I found a great video of her on pornhub
>>94943800
Follow up pic here.>>94928414
Observe her mighty legs and iron grip being the only thing keeping Sleeping Beauty from toppling the line. Meanwhile, she acts like it ain't even a thing.
Also worth noting- Kida's ribs. Yes.
>>94943846
Feel like sharing?
>>94943900
thanks for pointing that out, i feel much better now
>>94940000
kek