LOL

So wait, there's a planet full of immigrants and refugees that are at war with each other? But wait, if they went to another planet and set up shop then they're not immigrants or refugees they're colonists.

I mean technically they're still immigrants and refugees, but still.

>>94901312
This seems forced...

>>94901366
Just take things in stride, member that episode where we saw all of those variants of things ordering their version of a pizza?

>Luft Waffles
I chuckled.

>>94901384
Because it is. But again, subtlety is a lost art.

>Planet full of immigrants
>State of constant war

QUICK, IMPORT THEM ALL TO THIS PLANET WHICH ISN'T AT WAR, WE NEED MORE WAR RIGHT NOW!

>>94901312
>>94902841

I mean you're not wrong. If they apparently have no war and have no actual stake in the war going on in the other planet apparently being a super mega Hitler is pretty rad.

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>>94901312
>calling fascist planet "weimar republic shit"
>weimar republic was a liberal paradise and the era BEFORE all the fascist shit
>fascism was in and of itself a reacton to communism, only reason jews were targeted was cause a lot of them financed communist revolts in germany and had fuck all to do with refugees and everything to do with basically proto 1%er protester mentality

so the writers of this comic are on the "talk about shit like I'm an expert but haven't done any research you can find on wikipedia", huh?

>>94902874
>super mega hitler
>super mega
Matt and Ryan were Hitler all along

>>94902898
>fascism and socialism are mutually exclusive

ya wot m8?

>>94903062
Fascism is a form of socialism

>>94901312
>Weimar Republic
The Weimar republic was the PRE-fascist Germany, how can you write down so much pseudo intellectual garbage without even checking something so basic?
Also how can you fuck up Rick and Morty's style when it's so simple? Please tell me this is fan made and not the actual comic.

>>94903146
>>94902898
I mean some shit had to go down in the Weimar Republic between Liberal and Fascist didn't it?

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>>94903140
>Fascism is a form of socialism
Are you retarded? Fascism is a form of government, socialism is an economic/social system.

>>94903140
Fascism isn't... you fucking WHAT?

Socialism, communism, liberalism, republicanism, conservatism... all can be fascist. Fascism refers to authoritarian nationalism, which can be applied to almost all governmental ideologies with the exception of classic liberalism (aka not modern democrat ideology).

>>94902898
>>94903140
If you don't know shit about politics but wanna discuss them like you do, go to /pol/

>>94903146
It's the official comic. They have like, 3-4 different artists so the art style changes pretty dramatically every issue.

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>>94902898
Yep.

>>94901312
Wait, what is the difference with our world?

>>94903334
Oh man, whoever wrote this really nailed Morty's voice. This is exactly the sort of thing he'd say. Impressive work.

>>94903334
>Not killing Pol Pot when you have the chance
What the fuck, he's literally worse than Hitler ever was.

>>94903334
How is that wrong? Pol-Pot was a communist, not a fascist. but he was an authoritarian leader, one of the cores of fascism. But that doesn't make one a fascist, unless you think everything but democracies are fascist.

>inb4 no true communism
I don't believe communism is possible without an absolute authority that sets what the proletarian gets and ensure equality.

>>94903543
>I don't believe communism is possible without an absolute authority that sets what the proletarian gets and ensure equality.
It's called "Christianity"

School bully wears a kekistan t-shirt.

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can any of you actually define fascism?
or national socialism?
Or even fucking socialism?

like no, really, can any of you actually just plainly lay out what you think those things actually mean in plain english with no strings attatched, in your own words?

>>94903146
Well, and I'm probably giving too much credit to the writer, since they probably phoned it in, but the Weimar Republic was a breeding ground for facism to rise. It was also a marxist breeding ground, but facism won out, because the Nazis had a leader with better charisma and better planning.

>>94901384
No shit, it's rick and morty

>>94903812
Same thing, just with different amounts of nationalism.
Inb4 butthurt Antifa communists not wanting to admit they're just the same as the Nazis they love to hate

>>94903812
>fascism
when a political party violently takes executive power without free elections, often followed by the quick execution of political opponents
>national socialism
Socialism with an ethnic cleansing spin and a focus on a stronger national economy instead of its place in the global economy
>socialism
Tax funded social programs to help the poor.

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>>94903987
you can't be serious

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>>94903987
>>socialism
>Tax funded social programs to help the poor.

and people say /co/ isn't a tumblr board...

>>94903987
>when a political party violently takes executive power without free elections, often followed by the quick execution of political opponents
Sounds like a lot of commie revolutionaries are fascists

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>>94903987
>Tax funded social programs to help the poor.

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>>94904025
Not as bad as /tv/, though that isn't saying much.

>>94903987
>Tax funded social programs to help the poor with an ethnic cleansing spin and a focus on a stronger national economy instead of its place in the global economy

Isn't that just diversity quota laws?

>>94904000
>>94904025
>>94904032
>>94904049
>>94904060

okay well fuck you what are the actual definitions? I don't care about politics, I thought that's what everyone thinks those things are.

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>>94904062
What do you poltards have against diversity?

Are you all so afraid of brown men stealing your women because you can't satisfy them?

>>>/pol/

>>94904085
fascism
1.`n
a political theory advocating an authoritarian hierarchical government

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>>94904135
I'm brown and have a girlfriend, though.

>>94904135
I think they're more worried about getting stabbed

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>>94903812
If you're actually interested in fascism(as in the movement that led up to Hitler and Mussolini, not the slur that people throw around for anything right wing or any time the movement put's their foot in something), it'd be helpful if you look into some of the pamphlets or material that they put out. There were lot's of similarities between the commies and the fash, lots of hating on the successful business owners, lots of utopianism, and of course, hatred of moderates. The main bits that commies and fash diffred was that fash tipped respect to traditionalism and commies tried to execute a new world order.

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>>94904085
> I don't care about politics

Then you're part of the problem. People like you are why that rapist cheeto is in office running our country down the shitter.

>>94903987
How can someone be so ignorant?
>Fascism is a hostile take over
So anytime a coup d'etat succeeds that's fascism? So the 1st French republic was fascist.
>NatSocs are (((socialist))) with focus on the economy
This is just retarded. 1. 99% of the world's countries have a focus on a stronger national economy, unless is an special case like Cold War era US they are pursuing for a global hegemony. Also the Nazis, or any Eruopean fascist, were not socialist or capitalist, they were populist.
>socialism
So taxes that help corporations or rich people don't count?

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>>94904156
>feminism is fascist

>>94903206
>the government by will of the people seize resources and industry
>This has nothing to do with the government

>>94901312
>>94903334
how is the art so fucking worse than the show?

Shit is not hard to replicate.

>>94904156
>sex warfare
pardon?

>>94904225
Mosley was a special kind of stupid. Though to be honest retards like Sarsour making a case for Sharia somehow being feminist means people representing an obviously freedom restrictive ideology as inherently freeing because of a very small out of context portion of it isnt exactly a thing of the past

>>94904227
>>the government by
>will of the people
No, it's done by the will of the government. They don't distribute the resources, at best they give jobs to those they deem worthy.
Instead of pulling opinions out of your ass based around modern perceptions, why don't you read The Fascist Manifesto or The Doctrine of Fascism to get an idea of what the Fascist were thinking at the time?

>>94901366
Colonists are white
Refugees are brown

>>94901312
>>94903334


This feels like what the people who say rick and morty is reddit friendly millenial propaganda think the show is

>>94904287
I would have put will of the people in quotes but am in the middle of cleaning my keyboard and most of the punctuation keys are soaking Obviously any government would claim it's actions are the will of the people even if they finagle the definition of people

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>>94904156
That's because both communism and fascism are populist movements. They offer shallow solutions to the population's problems, mostly 'let's just take the money from the rich and give it to everyone. And you can totally trust us to have that absolute power'.
I want to clarify that I'm not saying muh horseshoe theory. There are still a lot of ideological difference between the two, and Anarcho-communism will claim that true communism isn't supposed to have leaders, while Fascism is about an strong hegemony, but who cares at that point honestly.

>>94904407
Who the fuck washes thier keyboard? I mean, I should but that seems like something people don't normally do.

Why did rick have kids if he's a nihilist?

>>94904025
Well what is it then if its not that?

>>94904574
Redistribution of wealth.

>>94904179
>rapist
There are plenty of nasty yet truthful things to say about the POTUS, why would you bother going with a lie?

>>94904741
remember the infamous "pussy grabbing" tape. he fucking bragged about raping women. and let's not forget that 13 year old girl that came forward revealing that she, too, was raped by 45th.

He's a sick predator and a danger to women of all ages.

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>>94901312
>>94903334
So this is the new comic?

Anons, I was collecting the comics because I like the show, but if this is what I have to look forward to then I think I'll just stop. The earlier comics were a lot better and way more interesting... But this just garbage, I didn't think I'd be preached at by the fucking Rick & Morty comics.

>>94903543
Fascism and communism (in practice) are pretty similar, almost 100% similar for the lower classes.
And both are basically a dream of some authoritarian faggot thinking that a dictatorship under the right person (himself, of course) would be better than democracy.
It's just the same old guy, wearing a different hat. It's not that confusing AND YOU GOTTA DO IT!

>>94902947
No one else is gonna give you a (you), so I'll give you one for free

>>94903543
Its wrong not to waste the fucker the minute you lay eyes on him.

>>94904827
>woman consent to being grabbed by the pussy
>rapist

?

>>94902947
Kek

>>94903206
More like socialism requires facism to happen

>>94905798
Basically this.

>Seize all means of production
>Call government that resides over it "the people"
>tots won't get corrupted because it'll be run by a lateral system of circle wanking dynamo-syndicalism of total fairness and hammer and sickle logos.

>>94905798
>>94905852
You are not wrong but fascism is not the right word and using it like that leads to the Nazis==Commies line of thinking.
All fascism is authoritarian, but not all authoritarian governments can be called fascist (eg monarchies, militarist juntas) even some democracies like Singapore show authoritarian tendencies without being fascist.

>>94905976
>using it like that leads to the Nazis==Commies line of thinking.
nazis were commies though

>>94903334
What the fuck is this? Who the fuck makes the argument that Pol Pot is somehow not worth shooting on sight, but a "fascist" is?
Both are fucking monsters, why is it not ok to kill one of them?

>>94905976
>leads to the Nazis==Commies line of thinking.
They're both bad so might as well put the two on the same level

>>94902947
Are you gonna see the new Madea movie?

>>94903987
>tax funded social programs to help the poor
Move to Venezuela and see what you get helped to

>>94903543

The difference between fascism and communism is like the difference between polluting the water with oil or with toxic waste.

In the end, all the fish end up dead.

>>94903812
>fascism
All must follow one word, one path, for significant progress to be made or unity to be achieved.

>national socialism
My people come first. All deals with foreign lands, corporations and citizen are to be done to benefit my people.

>socialism
People come first.

>>94901384
>Rick uttering the words "muh poor refugees only want a better life"

Really, do you think?

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It's like reading an official version of the Bernie Rick meme.

>>94903334
Why are they defending Pol Pot?

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>>94903334
HOUSE OF SKULLS IN THE JUNGLE MORTY
THE INNOCENT
THE INNOCENT ARE TRODDEN AND BENT AND STARVED AND BEATEN AND ENSLAVED
THIS. IS YOUR COMING CENTURY.
THEY WILL EAT YOU MORTY.
THEY WILL MAKE PIGS OF YOU ALL.
No but seriously, Pol-Pot is in the running for the most evil man of the twentieth century, shoot the fucking cunt already Morty.

>>94903334
>A Rick and Morty story where I agree with Rick.
Huh.

>>94906572
>from time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of fascist clowns
Was this literally written by antifa?

So what's the difference between Fascism and Totalitarianism?

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>>94906633
Probably.

>>94905976
>All fascism is authoritarian, but not all authoritarian governments can be called fascist
They can because the definition of facism is a government in which every aspect of society is for the state.

>>94906638
A facism is a form of government where the needs of the state or political party are put above the needs of the citizens that make it up. Facism isn't really a form of government, rather it is a way to describe a form of government.

Totalitarianism is when the government takes control of all aspects of the country.

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>>94904085
there isn't one

>>94906633
>Antifa caring about liberty

>>94906673
Fascism has dozens of definitions because it's had dozens of iterations, just in the 20th Century alone the differences between the Third Reich, Mussolini or the Spanish Fascists makes it difficult to give an overarching thread beyond strong authoritarianism meets urge to supremacy.

>>94906685
What the hell does "public ownership of means of production" even mean? I have never been clear on that shit, if a homeless guy takes a fiver he finds on the ground and buys some duct tape and used that to make wallets he sells in the park for a dollar does that make him the evil bourgais that will be against the wall when the revolution comes?
If so why do commies want to control the means of production doesn't that just mark them as the next one to be shot?

>>94906696
If its had dozens of definitions how can you say that communism definitively is not fascist?

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>>94906707
m8, that's only the fucking start
Communist purity spirals are fucking legendary in their bloodiness and insanity.

>>94906725
Dozens of definitions, but you can still say what it is NOT in definite terms. Just like a Constitutional Democracy is not a Monarchy. Even though both may have different laws of term and succession.

>>94906707
'Means of Production' refers to factories and land, or more generally 'Private Property'(different from personal property). So in the ideal socialist society, every widget that was made would come out of a machine that anyone can walk up and use.

In practice, there's never any difference between 'The People' owning the MoP and the Government doing so.

>>94906778
I don't understand why they think they are entitled to collectively own everything someone else makes it's like that "you made this? yeah, I made this" comic on a country wide scale.

>>94906656
never knew someone could have back-tits

>>94906794
Is any man worth getting several thousand times more than the man working the factory? They think the capitalist pig is stealing the bulk of their labor. They want to make sure that their labor is appropriately paid for. At least, that's what they say, they also want to replace the current system with 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs', in practice: We're going to work you as hard as we can work you and feed you the least we can.

>>94901312
fuck off drumpflets

>>94906858
>Is any man worth getting several thousand times more than the man working the factory?
Well it's his factory so yeah, its not like the worker would be working there if not for the factory owner and its not like the facctory worker built the place or took any financial risk in starting the place and if the place fails the worker is at worst simply out of a job rather than in serious debt.
If I offer to pay you to mow my lawn you don't suddenly own my house.

>>94903334
>tfw when we've allowed blatant communist apologism to seep into the deep crevices of our society
I'm going to be sick

>>94904827
>pussy grabbing
>rape
>>94905122
>consent

>>94903206
Socialism needs a government to funtion. It is a form of governing.

>>94904827
>He fucking bragged about raping women.
This bait is so bad, yet it gets me every time I see it, so well done to you.

>>94901366
you expect leftards to even understand half the words they use? It's all noise and the believe some words are literally magical and make them win everything.

>>94903987
pffft hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>94907415
Mowing a lawn doesn't really work here because you can't sell a freshly mowed lawn
It's more like if you asked me to build a bunch of birdhouses for you to sell, of which you give me some of the profit
But the thing is, you're only giving me 10 cents a birdhouse while you're selling these for 15 bucks, meaning I'm really getting gypped on this deal, only able to afford week-old bread, a hovel in the middle of nowhere, and maybe a bottle of booze
now take the fact that you're the only job provider outside of ripping your back to pieces in a coal mine for even less, and you can see why the idea of everybody sharing the means of production and wealth would sound good

>>94904225
depends of the feminism. sinfest definitely represent it as a form of political dictatorship that nurture the ideas os superrior genetics, except it's XX instead of blond hair

>>94907674
so I guess public schools are an entire style of government? Different scope but the equivalence makes as much sense

>>94903334
this can't be fucking real right? this is the worst writing i've ever seen

>>94906410
I'm not about to defend the shit in the op but for this image I think you are supposed to agree with rick.

>>94907793
turns out i have the screws, nuts and bolts, driller is also mine. Oh, and wood too. if you want to make that stuff yourself, be my guest, just don't forget logistics, the fact that mass production gave me better prices on bought elements, and the fact that I'm selling them en masse and making a 1 cent profit on each :^)

>>94903184
Not really, the German liberals just rolled over when Hitler took power.

>>94907815
They need a government to funtion. Public school would indeed be a form of socialism.

>>94907815
>public school
>not started supported and financed by the government
>implying public schools aren't a branch of the government
Do you think "government" is a single entity and not a collection of multiple division for different purposes or something?

Maybe Rick and Morty should just avoid all political issues since the writers don't understand them and can only argue (wrongly) from their deeply entrenched leftist views.

>>94907815
When you work at a public school you are working for the fucking government anon. Jess christ.

>>94907996
Too bad Americans liberals won't do the same hurr hurr.
t. /pol/

>>94903184
Yeah. Fighting the fucking streets, between the commies and the brownshirts.
Brownshirts won that particular popularity contest, so we got nazis

>>94901312
The communist universe has been tried several times but it didn't work
At least Nazis don't end up killing their own populations and before you bring up Jews killing and exhiling them is like a tradition in the entirety of Europe not just Germany

>>94906633
But Antifa ARE fascist clowns, they're just smart enough to say they are not.

>>94901366
It's not even colonizers, they are Invaders since the whole alien invasion

>>94902874
>Hitler planet achieved world peace

>>94906572
>>94901312
Lemme get this straight, we went from a kid who is largely indifferent to planetary race wars, to this?

>>94906638
Fascism wants to be (and usually is, for a short time) a Totalitarianism, there are other forms of Totalitarianism tho.

>>94903334
Facism is a meme every single autocrat is exactly the same no matter the political inclination

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>Stable planet, everybody's fine
>OH NO BUT IT'S EBIL GOBERNMENT xDDD AND THEY DUMB >:)

>>94903987
Millennials, everybody!

>>94903987
comunism and socialism are the exact same thing except one gets power through violence and the otther gets power and then turns violent

>>94901312
It's trite but am I supposed to act like fascism ISN'T bad just because people are being trite about it?

>Capitalism
Private citizens (A group of Citizens whose interest is in profit, is called a corporation) own the means of production*.

>Socialism
The state, or a party of, owns the means if production.

>Capitalism
The people own the means of production. (The people shall not consist of any political parties or forms of Government.)

>*Means of production
The ability and resources to produce the means of survival and comfort.

I feel like these are simple definitions, but no one teaches or explains any of these ideas without a literal ton of propaganda on every side. I'm sure some people will say "b-but that's not t-true (X)!" But 99% of those people are political mouthpieces for their ideology with obviously biased and jaded opinions.

>>94909155
>Private citizens (A group of Citizens whose interest is in profit, is called a corporation) own the means of production*
wich they can and do lose all the time because capitalism is dynamic and self regulating
>The state, or a party of, owns the means if production
just lobby is enough to make society socialist, there is no capitalism with state interventiion, hell the way taxation works capitalists rent not own the means of production

>>94909198
>there is no capitalism with state interventiion

There are no current societies that are pure capitalist, but that does mean the definition is incorrect.

The biggest insight you can have in the political ideology war is that no one ever practices "pure-X." It's always a compromise in some way.

>>94904479
He probably became nihilistic after his wife dropped him.

>>94906410
One is a communist. The other is not. Communism is good Comrade.

>>94904135
>Diversity is brown.

Kay.

>>94906633
Fun fact; antifa sees the Democrat party as fascists too.

>>94908389
Rick and Morty always falls on its face when it tries to act intellectual. But it's so filled with gore, edge, and epic one liners that normies eat it up and look at it as a smart show. Doesn't help that the main character is a Mary Sue that denounces everyone around him with straw man arguments, which young people love.

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>>94902898

>>94906748
>Constitutional democracies can't be monarchies.

Sweden, Denmark, Belgium, Spain, Japan, etc?

>>94908983
A small but irritatingly loud percentage of 4chan is made up of for-real-actual-Nazi's who get triggered by anything implying that fascism is bad or Nazi's were bad despite the fact that killing Nazi's was kind of our thing for most of our popular culture over the last 70 years.

inb4 "Well actually Nazi's were only members of the original party in the 40's," and other pedantic bullshit to try and ignore the content in favor of the details

>>94909225
there is no such a thing as not pure capitalism, you are talking about socialist societis
withput a big and powerful state there is no lobby since the state doesnt have the capacity to intervene

>>94909328
>implying anyone on 4chan actually cares about politics and isn't just fanning the flames

>>94909282
liberals get the bullet too

>>94909328
The problem is that the cultural and political establishment has gone so for to the left over the last 20 years and has been practically dominant over most of the Western world, with the exception of parts of the US, that many of us liberals now find ourselves on the right according to the ruling classes of society.

>>94901312
modernt politics are all about solving problems that modern politics created
oh no this country we invaded, armed and gave military training to is now at a state of contant war, better bring tons of people here
oh no these violent armed people that hate the west are committing unregulated crime better do something about it
oh no that solution to the problem turned against us now we need another stupid idea to solve the previous one
we where doing fine, we where evolving past the need of a state, we where moving into a world where people could be independent and free because of technology and decreasing birh rates in the west
what the fuck?

>>94909439
Except that the ME was a shithole and Islam was just as backwards way before western intervention

>>94909469
>and Islam was just as backwards way before western intervention
western intervention made it worse
all religions eventually adopt similar values because religion is actually a war of values, just look at tribes in egypt and the way they worshipped and what happenned when a tribe conquered another
left alone islam would have sorthed itself out

>>94901312
>no one talking about those terrible fucking proportions

Whoever drew this should get fired.

>>94903334
America deserves Trump.

>>94909505
The only effect the west had on Islam was giving them guns. They always wanted to convert the world, centuries "being left alone" didn't change that

>>94909596
shouldnt have given them guns then

>>94909404
The ruling classes of society have been, and will always be, those rich enough to make the poor fight each other either by manipulating them.

So many of the issues that the left and right fight about are complete bullshit, but the flames get fanned until its white hot and people want each other dead instead of doing anything about the fact that the average persons life hasn't been getting better over time.

Race hatred is just one easy boogeyman to get people riled up over stuff that doesn't matter at all and ignore the real shit happening with their lives.

>>94909631
>The ruling classes of society have been, and will always be, those rich enough to make the poor fight each other either by manipulating them.
remove their tools?
make it ilegal for the press to publish propaganda again
make all bullshit college courses completely elective
criminalize fake acussations
remove anti hate laws
get rid of quotas
reduce the goverment or at the very leaast descentralize as much of it as you can
create a new branch that controls corruption and only corruption
get rid of private owned prisons
remove they safety net, they will always have money just take away their political power

>>94909617
They asked nicely

>>94909733
>create a new branch that controls corruption and only corruption

Missing the Church yet liberal scum?

Yeah, I bet you do.

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>>94909287
Nothing that anon said was wrong though
Also why the hostility towards /pol/fugees? They are just trying to read and discuss comics and cartoons like everyone else. Give them time to integrate, love not hate anon

>>94909469

>Iran

>>94909328
>Holy shit you guys there are FOR REAL NAZIS ON THIS SITE!!
>Ugh, there goes anon blaming the sjw boogeymen as usual, as if there're any on this site
I just find it so surreal that apparently social justice is just a non-existent boogeyman but we're all just supposed to swallow that there're suddenly swarms of nazis appearing everywhere with no questions asked.

>>94909328
Anything right of fucking Karl Marx himself is labelled fascist these days, you think it's surprising people find this retarded?

>>94912106
Which is ironic because anyone who has ever picked up the Communist torch has been a fascist.

Which goes to show that everything right of Marx IS fascist, but it's practically impossible to have a Government without authority.

>>94911405

Actual SJW's exist, actual Nazi's exist, 4chan has a userbase of millions, there are probably a few thousand of each loitering around here, the Nazi's have a board all to themselves, SJW's don't. I find it easier to believe that there is a vocal clique of Nazi's on 4chan than a vocal clique of SJWs.

>>94912259
>SJW's don't
We're literally posting to /co/mblr right now

>>94903206
>socialism is an economic/social system
controlled by the government, yes.

>>94912185
all you need to do is make it legally required for anyone entering into politics to take a vow of poverty, on pain of being hamstringed if you cheat

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>>94903334
>Communism is about organizing production to serve all citizens

best joke I've heard all day

>>94903334
Boy howdy, this is dumb. As if I needed any more reason to drop this.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SOAPBOX MORTY I'M REFUGEES WELCOME RIIIICK

>>94906572
I want off this ride so bad. Will this shit ever end? Will this shit stop when Trump is out of office?

>>94912444
Then get off dude.
Nobody is making you read shitty comics.
Also part of me doubts they'll ever really get over Trump.
For whatever reason.

Are they censoring the swearing for a reason? It looks stupid.

>>94912470
It's not just shitty comics. You can't go anywhere without seeing this goofy pearl clutching hysterical bullshit.

>>94908956
>I'm a dumb american who hates anything even tangentally similar to communism just because a bunch of old baby boomers in the 70s told me it was EVIL

>>94902898
THE REICHSTAG FIRE WAS A FALSE FLAG!!!!!

>>94912537
>I'm a dumb american who hates anything even tangentally similar to fascism just because a bunch of old baby boomers in the 70s told me it was EVIL

>>94902898
>>94902898
Everybody makes mistakes, anon. I don't think the writers ever claimed their were experts on anything.

>>94903334
wait are these OFFICIAL comics?

>>94912537
>I'm a stupid millennial who thinks communism is a good thing because my useless college professor told me so

>>94912645
>I'm a stupid millennial who thinks fascism is a good thing because my useless """""friends""""" on a Mongolian rug weaving forum told me so

>>94912672
Nah, fascism and communism can both fuck right off

>>94907996
Actually when Hitler went into coalition with the monarchist party to have a majority in the reichstag they then proceeded to ban the communist party's armed wing and all of them were arrested. Up to that point the communist armed wing and the nazi armed wing had been basically street gangs fighting for dominance.

Then after WWII the communist party's leaders came back and lead east germany.

>>94912689
>he thinks capitalism is any better

oh my sweet summer child

>>94912751
capitalism can also fuck off

>>94912751
I know, voluntary consensual exchanges? fuck that noise.

>>94912698
and they did a pretty good job of it too

>>94912751
It is. You'd have to be retarded to believe otherwise

>>94903619
>Equality under Christianity
Are you serious anon?

>>94903812
Fascism - State tells me how to use my property
Communism - State confiscates my property
Socialism - the plebs vote to take my property

>>94912764
>commoditizing human labor

just disgusting to be honest

>>94902898
>/shitwehraboossay/

>>94912795
Human labor is still subject to the same forces of scarcity and demand as everything else.

>>94903971
>nazis: we want to kill everyone!
>antifa: we don't want that!
BOTH SIDES!!!

>>94912795
As opposed to what, anon? How else do we give human labor value?

>>94912855
>antifa: we don't want that! Just the rich and the white!
ftfy

>>94912764
>coercion through vulnerability
>voluntary or consensual
what

>>94912855
>nazis: practically non-existent
>antifa: punch anyone who is white or had the wrong fucking haircut
Go fuck yourself

>>94912855
More like:
>Nazis - Kill the 1% of the population that is jewish
>Antifa - Kill the 1% of the population that controls the economy (and is also jewish)

>>94912875
Even if that were true, which it isn't, isn't that better than wanting to kill literally everyone else?

>>94912865
By valuing the community

>>94912855
>im not a fascist so anything i do is justified
lol. Antifa are thugs

>>94912885
>nazis: have straight up killed people
>antifa: OH NO THEY HURT AN INNOCENT DUMPSTER
BOTH SIDES!!

>>94912909
Antifa are unironically good.

>>94912875
Most of those antifa people are pretty white though from what I see on the news.

I think they just hate the rich and nazi's.

>>94906794
I'm not a communist (but am for some sort of mixed economy with a safety net which is what pretty much every country aside from the U.S. has because it's the only form we know of that seems to work at all right now). But private ownership of say land can be seen as iffy. The land is just there and you didn't make it. In the U.S. often farmland from native americans was originally stolen by violence and force which raises the question of whether taking it and things derived from it back by force is just as legitimate. Ironically there's a better argument for being strict about intellectual property which you really came up with than land which people often came to through illegitimate means (unless you think people should just be able to steal things back) but we tend to be less lax not more on intellectual property so the ideas here are pretty arbitrary. Most people will deny it but they all throw rationality out the window and do nothing more than support whatever system they'll be best off under whether it's true or not. Me too. Though again until you show me anything besides a mixed economy that actually works I'll consider all other ideas a pipe dream. The only thing at issue is how mixed so people talk about the Nordic model but Nordic model is still capitalist with infrastructure.

>>94912909
And how do we give the community value?

>>94912923
>Antifa are unironically good.
ya and it was her turn

>>94912943
34% approval and falling.

>>94912929
Sorry meant to say INCLUDING the U.S. The U.S. is also a mixed economy with a safety net. Most places are to some degree.

>>94912938
by abolishing the baron oppressors

>>94912923
It was only a matter of fucking time before one side or another killed someone.
You're a god damn certified fucking retard if you actually believe antifa are in the right here. Both sides are so far in the wrong that it's near impossible to distinguish the two at this point.

>>94912954
antifa are anarchists tho

>>94912981
But they didn't kill anyone.
And anyone they hurt surely deserved it.
It's only Nazis who've killed

>>94912923
Why dont you ask the GOP baseball team about that son?

>>94913013
wow give them a medal

>>94912973
LOL

>>94912923
see, the thing is, not everyone on the alt-right is a nazi and if you studied your history you'd see how commies in the past abused the term fascist to cultivate a fanatical zeal amongst some of its followers

>>94913029
Well it's a medal the Nazis can't get

>>94913013
>And anyone they hurt surely deserved it.
Haha go fuck yourself. That girl with the fucking bitcoin hat certainly deserved it, right? Or the bloke who got a fucking bike lock to the face?

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>>94912999
Unironically the good guys.

>>94912981
>It was only a matter of fucking time before one side or another killed someone.

And considering one side's entire mission statement is to kill everyone, it was not surprising it was the Nazis.

>Both sides are so far in the wrong that it's near impossible to distinguish the two at this point.
"No."

>>94913017
Okay, I did. Here's their answer.

>>94912891
I laugh every time.

>>94913048
It's a medal nobody can get because it's pointless

>>94913062
sure

>>94913047
>not everyone on the alt-right is a nazi
Yeah they are, just ask one of the former skinheads.

http://www.businessinsider.com/why-no-difference-alt-right-white-nationalism-white-supremacy-neo-nazi-charlottesville-2017-8

>>94911405
Nah since stormfront.org made a base on /pol/ there have been a lot of real nazis here that self identify as nazis, this is one of the main sites they gather on. Meanwhile SJWs are only here in big numbers (not counting trolls pretending to be SJW) if you define SJWs as anything that's not a nazi, I've seen real SJWs find this site and they're "triggered" and horrified and just leave right away, they don't stick around. There are a lot of nazi hugboxes but no SJW hugboxes here, and SJWs prefer hugboxes so they go right back to their carefully cultivated tumblrs.

>>94913062
>"No."
Yes. As soon as you decide it's ok to attack someone for speaking fucking words, is the point you've fucking lost.

>>94913087
nope

>>94913095
Nah. It's okay to punch nazis.

>>94913062
But the Antifa also want to kill everyone, just one half of everyone they want to murder is people who disagree with them and the other half is people who agree with them and their policies force them to starve to death.

>>94913108
that's cool. Antifa are still shits though that need to get a job and a shower.

>>94912973
The hereditary aristocratic class, that does not exist in any western country?

>>94913062
If you want to make the case the the GOP is "tyrannical", because they control the entire legislature through the democratic vote i might add, you better bring up something better THAN A FUCKING TWEET

>>94913108
It really isn't. Punching someone isn't going to make them go away, moron. Either you need to commit to actually killing them, or you're literally just fanning the fucking fire

>>94913102
Sorry the truth hurts, nazi.

>>94913115
Nah, that's just a boogeyman floated by the nazis to make both sides look the same. Try again.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41036631

>>94913126
what robber barons were a big thing dude

>>94913108
It is also okay to punch commies, anarchists and vegans

>>94913137
>Just a boogeyman
Nah mate, that's just what Commies do.

>>94913087
>FBI fills the KKK and National Socialist parties to the brim with undercover agents.

>Here's a story from an "ex Neo Nazi"

Riiiiiiight. ;)

>>94913137
>the media says it so it's true

uhh sure.

>>94913146
Nah, just Nazis.

>>94913131
It's totally okay, dude. They're nazis. You can punch them.

>>94913139
Do you not understand linear time?

>>94913161
And commies, anarchist and vegans. I can also decide something arbitrarily

reminder
https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa

>>94913156
>>94913159
>>94913154
>any fact that contradicts me is FAKE NEWS
As expected of nazi scum.

>>94913172
Nah. Just Nazis.

>>94913161

Nope, communists are legally and socially acceptable punch fodder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Control_Act_of_1954

>>94913183
wow nice strawman. This is why nobody likes your movement, it's extreme.

And yeah, don't believe everything you read, what are you, twelve?

>>94913108

It *is* okay to punch Nazis... if they're actually Nazis. It's *not* okay to call someone a Nazi just so you can justify punching them.

>>94913156
Just like the Hell's Angels.

Created an entire biker club chapter to bring them down from within.

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>>94913219

If I say you're a Nazi, it's probably because you're acting like a Nazi, therefor it's okay to punch you.

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>>94903334
If this is the reaction to just two pages, I'm almost glad no one's storytimed it.

>>94913183
I both love and hate that Fake News has gone mainstream.

1. It's great because it's brought awareness to the fact that you can't believe everything that is reported as "news".

2. It's created a giant backlash meme that people spout when you question their credibility. So they just call you names instead of actually thinking for themselves.

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Dumping

>>94913251

And you'd never abuse such power.

>>94913305
>>94913331

I'm more appalled by how off-model everyone is than by how bad the story (already) is.

>>94913360
Seriously, the art is fucking horrendous

>>94906638
Totalitarianism can refer to any ideology that wants to control every single aspect of daily life. Islam is totalitarian, for example. There are rules about what you can and can't eat, how to manage taxes, how to wage war, etc.

>>94913360
Think kind of, just look at Rick's head at the bottom of >>94913305
I'm trying to figure out how his hair works.

>>94913251

I'd say the more likely scenario is that you're just a violent fascist piece of shit that desperately wishes to justify your need to hurt people so you can retain the illusion of moral superiority... but I'm just a Nazi, so what do I know?

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>>94913409
The comic artists are just hacks, in the animation how to do his back hair is detailed and looks fine.

>>94913360
On the other hand, the comics are another universe, soooooooo........

>>94910798
if this is wrong when they say it about muslims, it's wrong now. You're just going to try to enact /pol/ law here and suicide bomb our threads with your explosive shitposting

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>>94901366
>tfw you literally have to break world-class war-crime laws to break away like the pilgrims did
>tfw your government today would send a drone kill-bot after you no matter where you go in the solar system anyway so what's the fucking point
pic semi-related

>>94901312
An earth that doesn't accept immigrants is literally hitler.

We have reached the pinnacle of intelligent comics lads.

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Everyone's arguing about the political stuff when I'm just getting mad at how an artist possibly messes up someone as simple to draw as Morty.

>>94913570
man what is this trash

>>94913590
>>94913570
>>94913542
It's like I'm reading some kind of fucking bizarre fanfiction

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>>94913629
Tell me about it. At least one of the planets morty murders had a working system of faschism

>>94913617
If the writing was any good, Morty would accidentally scan himself (or Rick) and it would ping 100%. Cause, ya know, after killing all those people you are kind of being literally Hitler.

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>>94913062
Antifa wants to kill everyone tho, they're just too incompetent to do it right. Still, they left them with severe damage and always make SURE the victim is not a nazi, just to the right of Marx

They just use the "bash the fash" to hide their true intentions

>>94913637
Seriously though, how does someone fuck up Morty's hair so badly? And how does an editor let it go through like that?

>>94909596
You forgot how western powers propped up incompetent leaders whose only redeeming qualities were their resistance to being overthrown and their willingness to trade with the west on the west's terms.

>>94913637
>>94913617
I'm skimming this but I'm getting the feeling the point of this comic is basically Morty just killed a bunch of people for no real reason other than Rick said they were Hitlers.
So it actually agrees with what everyone is bitching about.

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>>94913656
thats where the story leads

>mfw commies think that if they got their way they'd be laid up in their $500k penthouses making webcomics instead of being forced onto a potato farm with everyone else

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and that's the waaaaaaaaaaaaay the news goes

>>94913779
Seriously though. How do you so badly fuckup the basic art style of the show you're writing fanfiction for?

>>94913488
>Rick being angry with people for not tipping
That's how you spot that the author works/worked at a restaurant

>>94913779
Morty doesn't realize he was a Nazi the whole time.

You lied to me and it was shit.

Thanks for the dump. It makes me really mad. Fuck deviantart

>>94913822
He does here
>>94913713

>>94913734
just killed his grandson

I`m so done

>>94913542
An entire INFINITUDE of democratic dimensions couldn't beat an invasion force from a single fascist one?

Does the author really believe Democracies are that weak?

>>94913838
He doesn't realize shit. He still wants to fight fascism and doesn't see the error of his ways. Which would have been a funnier and darker joke than "lol infinite lazy Mortys"

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This comic was total dog shit., so heres some GAZORPAZORPFIELD

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>>94913887

>>94912923
http://confused-junkrat.tumblr.com/post/164530706110/oops
http://nypost.com/2017/08/19/man-stabbed-after-haircut-gets-him-mistaken-for-a-neo-nazi/

Why must you fill our board with lies?

>>94913251
>if I say you're a nazi, it's okay to punch you

>>94913916

Well that's on him for looking like such a twat. If you walk around with a Hitler stache or something that makes you look like a Nazi, don't be surprised if you get punched for being a Nazi. This is common sense, people!

>>94913958
So if you go looking like a bitch Nigga I got the right to shoot you.

>>94913916
They walked it off.
>Facebook doesn't exist
Probably fake

>>94913958
Christ, KYS.

>>94913958
>Rachael Madow reporting; this just in, bloodiest day in Charlie Chaplin reenactor convention history.

>Bastards had it coming.

>>94912571
>>94912537
So you're both dumb americans who adhere to european political systems

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>>94913757
Is this comic implying that parent authority is fascism? between this and the tipping part I sense some real daddy issues. None of this felt like an episode of Rick and Morty at all

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Rick is worse than any fascist or communist dictator. Literally harvests entire worlds for his own gain or sadistic pleasure.

Writing him as some force for liberal justice is fucking retarded. Why would he care about dictators doing anything when he does the same thing to other planets?

>>94913958
Obvious troll is obvious.
The scary thing is that there's tens of thousands of antifa out there, and millions of their SJWs enablers, who sincerely believe that.

>>94913983
>doesn't know how to check archive links

https://archive.is/BV8R0

>>94914003
underrated post

>>94914047
>>94914062
Who's the writer on this?
And how the fuck did they get the job?

>>94914062
I think this whole story was just about fucking with Morty and teaching him no mater what he does in life, he is pointless.

>>94903140
dance on a beartrap, you fucking imbecile

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>>94903255
>If you don't know shit about politics but wanna discuss them like you do, go to /pol/
You assume everyone should know but sadly maybe 10% of people honestly know any fucking difference maybe if you approached people to inform and not insult them maybe just maybe people would actually know the FUCKING difference.

>>94913357
Why doesn't he point that at anyone else? Especially himself.

>>94913433
>be so fucking insecure you can't tolerate someone else's ideas

No surprise, that applies to the far-left as much as the far-right.

>>94913488
>mass murdering people because of a percentage possibility

Real progressive. On the other hand, people who don't tip should be shot. Funny how the guy who said "don't tip" got the lowest Hitler score.

>>94913508
That's gotta be the blandest pair of jackboots ever. They look like rubber galoshes.

>>94913570
Huh. This page isn't very SJW at all.

>>94913617
Moral ambiguity? This is starting to seem more like an actual Rick n Morty episode.

>>94913637
Not sure if this is supposed to imply Communism is good or Communism is bad.

>>94913681
The logical endpoint of an antifa takeover.

>>94913713
More moral ambiguity.
And what's up with Morty's face in panel 5?
Shame we don't get to see Morty's percentage. That would have driven what seems to be the point of this story home.

>>94913779
I like the end page, at least.

Whelp, that wasn't as big of a shitshow as the out of context pages make it.

>>94903255
>>94914310
Would be useful to have a comprehensive set of definitions to work from, if anyone's got them.

>>94914083
What a little bitch he was barely knicked.

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God i fucking hate this kind of expression

>>94914382

Shut up, fag.

>people are upset at this
America is like 10 years off legitimate ideological violence on the street. You lucky Americans will be able to round up some lads and and tear shit up in bigger and realer ways than ever soon.
It's like, beautiful.
Best part is? The libs want it more than the conservatives. You're getting authoritarian either way but now you get to join a gang for your candidate.
Jealous desu

>ywn get to fight frivolous turf wars as the sunsets on your empire
Feels awful

>>94913887
>>94913903
I still say that this issue of the comic was the absolute worst.

>>94913542
What the fuck?
>comic ignores only Rick can use multiverse tech
Cancel this trash

>>94913654
I fucking love Jerry.

>>94912896
>pulls the lever

>>94913779
So the moral of the story is we have to kill fascists or no one else will?
Fucking bizarre, I thought the comic was good before too but this is such a propaganda piece

>>94915257
It seems to moral is more "If you murder fascists you become a fascist".

>>94912295
See, this bullshit, anyone who doesn't toe the fucking Nazi line is automatically an SJW, fuck off.

>>94909596
>The only effect the west had on Islam was giving them guns.
And helped overthrow secular leaders.
And fund Saudi Arabia.
Why the FUCK are you funding Saudi fucking Arabia? Not even the other Arabs like them!

>>94909469
the wahabist fundamentalism comes from saudi arabia, and the U.S. installed that monarchy

Saddam Hussein's first political opponents were leftists, and the CIA helped him kill them

the Taliban was armed by the U.S.

the "rebels" who became ISIS were armed and funded by the U.S.

you're dumb. if you don't like violence then don't support abrahamic religions. that's where it comes from. feudalism.

>>94915415
>and the U.S. installed that monarchy

The Brits did, actually.

The rest of it the US shares substantial blame for.

>>94906572
WHY WOULD RICK EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT? HIS CHARACTER IS BUILT UPON BEING A JADED OLD MAN THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF

>>94912444
>Will this shit stop when Trump is out of office?
No, millennial got stuck with horrid education from tankie faggots and now think that Communism is the future
The only hope left is that Gen Z isn't falling for this shit

>>94915647
To work Morty into a self-righteous fervor of course.

>>94901384
That's the point. It's hamfisted because Rick and Morty thrives on hamfisted.

>>94902898
This, essentially.
I imagine the German public took one look at nearby Ukraine in the middle of the Holodomir, said "fuck this shit", and went for whichever party promised to keep Communism out of Germany.

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>>94913062
>"No."
Nazi's and Commies why can't you stop being shits who think the world owes you something and just be fucking Americans.

>>94913713
Okay, THIS is a good page.
Wildly shooting everything tangentially related to hitler is a bad idea, fascism is not necessarily evil, and you can't just go around punching nazis.

You'd get your ass beat if you said that at an antifa meetup.

>>94918314
>You'd get your ass beat if you said that at an antifa meetup.

Antifa seems like a bunch of thugs who want to beat up people and found an excuse to justify it.

>>94918314

>fascism is not necessarily evil, and you can't just go around punching nazis.

Huh.

/co/ has gotten interesting recently.

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>>94903987
/co/mblr is real