You wot?

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

Well, I was hoping to fuck but fate must've fucked me.

>>94898893
Nelapsi Physiology

I guess rape is easier

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Whip_Generation
I literally just tie them up and rape them. I don't think it can be anymore straightforward then that.

I'd rather just find a kinky girl into consensual BDSM though.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Climate_Manipulation

I make it cold as fuck and convince them to do the whole "huddle naked bodies together for warmth" thing.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Earth_Manipulation

rape?

>>94898980
classic

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Lightning_Manipulation

Electrically stimulate her lady bits?

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

WTF, Maneki-Neko Physiology.

Go to a furry convention.
*explicit*
profit?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Bomb_Generation

Uh....

>>94899061
what if you end up by yourself at home, do you shock your junk for fun?
serious question.

>>94899069
take people hostage, and have them bang their way to freedom

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility

fuck people I guess and use it to spy on my target

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trading_Intuition

Amateur prostitution is my fetish, so I'm going to convince women to have sex with me for so little.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Manipulation

Easy. I make my penis extremely valuable.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brainwave_Manipulation

meh...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inuit_Deity_Physiology

>Hey baby, ever fucked a god before?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lubricant_Manipulation

Do I even need to be creative with this?

>>94899083
https://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Ball_Projection?useskin=oasis

Impress them environmental bitches, they love guys who can save plants

>>94899202
this is the best one so far

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balaur_Physiology

I can transform into a sick dragon and my spit is literally diamonds I don't think I'd need to try hard to have people sleep with me

>>94899222
lol

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flawless_Coordination

I'd just become a chad D1 athlete, easy puss

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seismokinetic_Combat

There's not much I could do with this outside of classical forced rape.

*unzips dick* the things I do for love...

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Magic

I can appeal to the tainted bitches. Since I can't get a disease and no one else will fuck them.

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>>94898893
>What did you get?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Manipulation

I'm not even mad, that's a really cool power with a lot of powerful and useful end game implications if I can actually grow, understand, and appreciate it's qualities.
Also, it'd be fun even at lower levels of intensity if only because I could shoot dazzling lasers n' prisms beams n' such.
It'd look visually spectacular whenever I fired a beam at someone.

>And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?

Uhhmmnn.... I could.. I dunno, put on a light show or something? Dye their hair? Give them a free tan? Impress and charm my way into their pants?

If I was being mean I could just threaten them with disintegration? I guess? Or blind them with a flare and rape them or something? I'm not really good at being evil.

>>94899380
>Dye their hair?
Give out free hair shampoo sessions with dyeing their hair. You'd probably get the most pussy ever if you are smooth enough.
Ask if they want their carpet treated too.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Manipulation

With this I can be Bruce Wayne in a day.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Empowerment
uhm...
I have no idea, I guess I'd masturbate for a couple days, charge all that energy and release it on my victim, reducing her to a blubbering orgasmic mess pooling in her various body fluids as I remove her clothes and proceeds to >rape

Then marry her, because it can't be real rape if there's heart in her eyes

>>94899560
>uhm...
>I have no idea

I mean, that's a great ability to have because it'd be a kind of "snowball effect": the more people you had sex with the more physically attractive you'd be able to make yourself and thus the more people you'd be able to have sex with.... As well as becoming just more physically powerful, healthier, and potentially even more youthful.

You'd be like a fuck-vampire or one of those monster girls from that thing /tg/ hates/love, but instead you'd have the bonus leniency of being able to sustain some of your power via masterbation- I'd imagine it'd get diminishing returns, but whatever.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Attacks

Neat. I guess I'd get them pulled in with dank weed and then grow them bitches some flowers. If they don't put out I'll just re-enact evil dead.

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>>94899380
>>94899476
>the ability to control light spectrums
>including make them solid
You'd make a fortune in a day, in almost any industry. And I don't mean just painting things.

You really don't have to be silly or evil with a bullshit power like that. You are controlling light and breaking it's normal physical abilities.

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonborn_Physiology
I show up at any convention ever and get all the cosplay pussy I want. Also with the associated power of Dragon Soul, all I have to say is Gol Hah Dov and any woman in the worl will jump right on my dick.

>>94898893
Big Rip Inducement ha ha what the fuck is this bullshit

>I can't get laid, so i'm going to destroy the universe!

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement

ugh. I think I'm up a creek here. I can't even threaten people with 'sleep with me or I'll end the fucking universe' because demonstrating my powers would probably either kill me outright or have me ejected into space by all matter and physics in the area shitting themselves.

Okay hang on, I got it. I need to find some sort of counterpart to myself. These things always go in a yinyang way. ad the myths for these things usually have it that we're both fighting and fucking all the damn time.

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>>94899720
>You'd make a fortune in a day, in almost any industry. And I don't mean just painting things.
>You really don't have to be silly or evil with a bullshit power like that. You are controlling light and breaking it's normal physical abilities.

Elaborate, Anon.

Because as far as I understand my greatest strength beyond just vaporizing things would be my ability to create and convert holograms, images, or other 2d objects into complex 3d objects.... Is that what you mean?
Like, I'd be able to say project and manipulate a physically convincing Hatsune Miku that you could touch n' so forth, but I wouldn't be able to give her LIFE, she'd just be a extremely advanced projection puppet.... And even then I think that'd be, like, the upper limits of my powers unless we're breaking through the expectations of my limits and going beyond 100%.

Would.. WOULD I be able to convert organic life into light and vice versa? How exactly powerful is my ability, Anon?

>>94899908
If you just feel like being lazy as hell you could flirt with women by making their drinks sparkle very briefly. Or create playful illusions teasing them to your direction. Regardless of how powerful it is; manipulation of light is broken.

You could get rich as hell in cinematography doing anything. You wouldn't even have to work in Hollywood, I'm sure lot's of photographers would love you.

You have control over one of the basic things every known lifeform depends on. Be more creative.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cupid_Physiology

Is this joke i was expecting black hole or shooting laser from my eyes. I guess this means i win, no one in this general can top this power

>>94900172
lol

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crimefighting_Mastery

banging me is the only way out of a ticket with Police-Man

>>94900461
So you're just going to bang all female supervillains instead of taking advantage of your advanced mind and body?

I mean if evil is your fetish go right ahead.

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
Easy going apparently

>>94898893
Burrowing.


I guess I am diglett now

>>94898893
>And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metal_Physiology
No ones gonna enjoy this...

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>>94901506
haha time for dick drill

>>94901506
>>94901565

That reminds me.
Does anybody remember the name of that comic where this woman's boyfriend is SO obsessed and fetishizing superheroes/metahumans that he tries to turn both he and his girlfriend into super-heroes by injecting some kind of bio-metal into their system?

The boyfriend ends up asphyxiating, but the woman survives the process and turns into a super hot metal woman.. This ring any bells?

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Reduction?useskin=oasis

Well, looks like it's time to get into a bimbofication fetish. Guess I impress them with my intelligence or make them so dumb I could trick them into a blowjob.

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>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bomb_Generation
Everybody likes a fireworks show.

>>94898948
>Tied up with whips made of time
I feel like this is gonna have some side effects.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand
Get ready for non consensual anal fisting faggots

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Travel

Keep rewinding to figure out what gets their motor running, I guess.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_Invulnerability

I"M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hot_Air_Generation

Hey baby, awfully warm in here, isn't it? Maybe you should take that shirt off...

I think this explains itself
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Empowerment

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>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Imprisonment

i basically can turn any nearly omnipotent being into a genie in a bottle meaning i can manipulate them to do my bidding lest they find themselves locked away for an eternity.

>And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?

since i'm a fan of mind control, i'd convince some transcendent being to warp of the objection of my affection's desires into something a bit more congruent with my own and then, i'd have my way with her. but of course this would get boring, so each time we're together, i'd have the deity remove a bit of his manipulations until her body practically yearns for my touch without any manipulation at all. wash, rinse, repeat until my harem is satisfactory.

either that or i'd just spend my time collecting succubus.

i mean, there's really nothing i can't do with the power of frightened deities at my finger tips.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benevorous
>The ability to feed off the goodness of a foe and become better physically.

So, can I fuck my wife brutally?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singular_Reality_Existence
Wouldn't this imply that there are infinite realities? In that case, women would come to fuck the one guy they couldn't get anywhere else. Cool.

>>94902511
You might be better off finding someone dying in the arctic.

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>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology
What if a chick gets this? Will they be able to grow a dick? Or will it be the biblical Incubus/Succubus?

>>94903058

I guess that would be the more noble thing to do, wouldn't it?

>>94903124

You're a lucky man.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnimalevolence

Wow. Probably one of the best things I've ever gotten.

>>94903291
Only if I can turn it off and on. Wouldn't be able to throw a stick without hitting some ass.

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>>94898893

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geometric_Physiology

Well, I'm totally going to be turning into an Alex Grey painting, so I hope they like DMT.

>>94903338
Coolest power I've seen.

>>94903373
I usually get some lame-ass shit but this? This is beyond powerful.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Defiance

Huh...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Dragon_Physiology

Whats ifsFUCKING POINT IM A DRAGON MY DICK WOULD CUT THEIR BODY IN HALF

>>94903472
You can use that to get in bed with retarded liberals.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Entity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
...Guess the North Pole is going to get a new Miss Claus.

>Divine Whip Generation
I know how I'm putting out the candles ;)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ziz_Physiology
>Zyzz physiology
With these AESTHETICS I can fuck anyone I want, brah

>>94903403
You fell a country of your choice, and make the inhabitants sacrifice all their beautiful women. You'd be made for life.

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>>94903597

>>94903472

that would be a cool power if conservatives weren't so incredibly adept at it already.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divinity
Couldn't I pull a slick YHWH and make a "virgin" mary or go the Zeus route and golden shower the thots in both meanings of the words.

>Peak Human Durability

charm them with my muscles or just pick them up and fuck them

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Properties_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I would force them to have sex or I crush them with a heavy rock

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Life_Creation

Well that was easy. I whip myself up a realdoll 2000

>>94899061
>in the comic she's reasonable yet understandably disappointed/frustrated
>in the movie, "STOP PITY FUCKING ME JON, I HATE YOU"

Why did the writers hate Silk Spectre II?

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>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treachery_Embodiment
Well that was easy

>Tusk Protrusion
WTF is this? How is this a power?

I guess I can find someone super slutty, and single-handedly DP them, if they want or something?

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibration_Blast
Woo boy. Kill speedsters, fuck goddesses

> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benefic_Force_Manipulation
This power is completely worthless to me, why would I want to help other people over myself?

>>94906479
zap them with horny rays can make girls crawl to you
or setup a massage parlor and send feel good waves into really rich people and charge a fuckton

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>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ontopathogenesis
I rape everything

A lot of these powers are copouts or bullshit. I skipped over one that was "you are the embodiment of the definition of an abstract concept of all existence" or some shit because the description made no goddamn sense and the powers didn't have any application whatever.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Craftsmanship_Magic?useskin=oasis

So I craft a series of mechanized gimp-suit bondage armours, which totally control the movements of the body, and build a harem of unwilling fuckdolls who are forced to dance and fuck for my amusement.

OP wasn't kidding, this thread is all kinds of dark.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

The power to become a Hope Embodiment.

I would go on a date and hope all will be well.

Fuck California. You get drought until your shitty state withers and dies.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_Negation

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>>94899230
>>94901854
>>94903787
>>94905201
>>94907670
>>94907852

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Ignoring
Your attacks are futile, bitch.
Also, me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canaanite_Deity_Physiology

Overwhelming Power

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Imprisonment

So I'm honestly not sure what this is. Can I manipulate gravity or is this some stupid, restrictive sub-power of that?

>>94907921
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Imprisonment

>Sub-power of Gravity Manipulation.

>>94907889
Are you trying to tell us you're a middle-aged man with severe learning disabilities and stunted emotional development?

>>94907940
Yeah, it's trash. Instead of having control over gravity, I can just make you unable to move. I might as well have the power to wrap string tightly around people.

>>94907947
I will look after you mortal.

>>94907954
Thanks, dad.

>>94907958

mine

>>94907918

>>94907944
More or less.

>>94907964
Well seeing as how you're a GOD, can you reroll my power for me? That should be well within your power set.

>>94907969
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Inhibition

done

>>94907918
>Overwhelming power
>Canaanite deity
So you're Dagon? You can just manifest gold and fish and buy whoever you want.

Also you have a weird fish dick.

>>94907980
I have the power of all the Canaanite deities

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>>94907976
That is fucking amazing. But can I be happy about it? Does this impede my own amusement? I'm confused by my own burgeoning abilities.

>>94907988
you are literally a killjoy

>>94907986
You have the physiology of one. Pick one. You look like that. That's the power. That's the whole thing.

>>94908003
The power to have the traits and abilities of deities of Canaan.

>>94907997
No, no, I get it. But am I my own killjoy? Can I ever experience enjoyment again? Not that I much mind; honestly I'd take never being able to experience enjoyment again if it meant no one else could either.

>>94908007
you can prevent anyone from enjoying themselves.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Lordship
I'm certain there is already a hentai that covers this.

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>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Bullet_Projection
Die thot!

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness
I'm gonna show her the image of our true creator and she'll be so shocked it'll make her unable to resist

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
>"Hi, I'd like to go on a date with you"
>gets ignored
>girl opens a door
>"Hi, I'd like to go on a date with you"
>still get ignored
>girl turns on a corner
>"Have I told you I really want to go on a date with you?"
Pretty much just keep asking her until she gives up.

Restraining orders and the mortal body cant and wont stop me from showing up right in front of her to ask her out for a date

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I feel like this is too easy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Manipulation
I think I hit the ultimate /d/ jackpot.
I could either go as the whole white knight thing and use the monster as a ploy to get her into bed.
Or go down the hentai route. Something like La Blue Girl

>>94909096
You gonna fuck lil' boys?

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation

I do believe all of reality is my next victim.

>Conclusion Embodiment

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conclusion_Embodiment

This is fine.

>>94898893
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Flow_Vision
I'm gonna see how blood flows through her puccy when I rape her to death.

>>94908609
After thinking about I would:
>immediately instantly grow thousands miles of new forest, probably over farm land & parks at first
>Create an army of clay golem's.
>They take over broadcasting stations
>Sends out global a message of 1 year to switch to more environment friendly infrastructure or face plagues.
>In the meantime golems's & lighting storms never seen before trash cole plants, logging companies, etc ones that wouldn't backlash a environment disaster.
>plague humanity anyways, save only attractive females that dig nature.
>create new civilization, free of cities as they are now.
dark enough yet?

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>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crocodile_Physiology

Well there we go.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Constructs

No matter what I come up with, let's put it into perspective that I am basically fucking spongebob squarepants.

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>>94911868
At least you'll never be lonely.

>>94898893
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Tongues

Well that's one way to do it.

>>94901781
Bulleteer.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Embodiment
>The power to become embodiment of the Winter.
>The user embodies and personifies Winter, which allows them limitless control over the season and everything connected to it. The user has divine authority over the cold, ice, and snow

I'm pretty sure I can spin this into a money making scheme, plus I could do things like make it bikini season in January.