Superman

You stay I go

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I don't wanna destroy things!

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>>94898775
holy shit friend you brought the memories on hard

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Superman?

>>94897861
Iron-giant needs to fuck a lois lane.
Where is his secret identity?

>>94897861
Souls. Don't. Die.

I always wanted DC to acquire the rights and make this an elseworlds officially. The man of iron, ya know? It fits. Best we got was sentinel, and I will never be okay with Justyn Seyfert getting killed like he did, let alone the sentinel.

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>>94898818
You're a funny guy, anon. I like that.

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>>94897861
:(

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>>94898861
Scoop! ...er man.

>>94897861
What a faggot, just use your lazer eyes and shoot it at a distance you dumb fuck.

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>>94899589
I AM NOT A GUN. Even when it would be convenient for me to be a gun. If I willingly choose to be a gun whenever it makes things easier for me and they say I am not a gun otherwise, I would be a giant iron hypocrite. Even were that not his reasoning, there is also the fact that he was more focused on making sure the nuclear missile blew up as far away from the Earth as he could possibly get it, and also shooting a nuke with his alien death rays might have worsened the detonation. But all that aside, I feel the important thing to note here is: You are who you choose to be, ergo I AM NOT A GUN. I'm Suuupermaaan.

And it's not like Superman has heat vision or anything, that's silly.

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>>94897861
I could use a pedicure.

>>94899396
WB animated movie. If they ever felt like it, it could be added.

>>94897861
>>94898625

Superman that ho.