How would Sandy feel about Texas right now?

Happy that she doesn't have to go the surface anymore to visit.

>>94897147
okay?

immediate suicide from glancing on the current state of austin

>>94897186
>can't walk for more than 10 minutes without seeing some fruity gay boy, fluorescent haired ogre, or tranny monstrosity

I blame California expats for this.

well be fine

>>94897351
>Stay in your containment city, gay fuccboi.
>Says the rest of Texas.

probably doesn't care because she lives in the fucking sea

also she's a squirrel

>>94897147
Seems like she'll be underwater either way

>>94897147
Texans aren't human desu.

>>94897147
She'd think it's stupid

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>>94897147
>How would Sandy feel about Texas right now?
What happened?

psh

>>94897704
A hurricane is coming to Texas.

>>94897162
fpbp

>>94897704
>>94899691 is the short of it, but they neglected to specify that it's a particularly devastating hurricane, is very slow moving, and will be responsible for catastrophic floods and, potentially, tornadoes.

>>94900037
And are people rioting or something?

>>94900126
I haven't heard anything about that, but it's always possible.

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The hurricane is currently coming right at me.

She'd be pretty upset it's so retarded and corrupt.

But she'd keep that to herself.

>>94900150
Stay safe, brother.

>>94900037
That depends on how close to the gulf you are. Once it hits inland, it just leaves a bunch of rain like Ike did, and that was a higher level hurricane.
t.Texan

>>94900165
Thanks, bro. We think we'll be alright, but as of right now, I still have work tomorrow...

>>94900180
All will be well friend

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>>94897147

>>94897351
the fuck? No one moves away from California. Blame us all you want, but no one chooses to move from literal paradise to your desert shitpit.

>>94901760
>posts retarded facebook drama on 4chan

>>94900137
Member when people were ready to riot over Hank buying those spark plugs?

>>94900171
>t. Texan
>not t. Exan
You had one job.

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>>94900150
30 miles from the coast here. I'm boarded up and prepped for the shitstorm. Half my town left last night to head up to Waco.

>>94900126
Wouldn't surprise me. Houston took in a lot of Katrina refugees.

>>94901760
>implying conservatives weren't saying the exact same thing when Nork was threatening to nuke the west coast.

>>94897147
Texas is gonna get wetter than a squirrel after discovering nut-milk!

>>94901964
>waco
I would rather have stayed in fucking Rockport.

>>94904508
Nothin wrong with Waco. I lived there for 5 years. Just gotta avoid downtown with all the methheads.

>>94901826
Tell that to colorado

>>94904597
They bought it upon themselves by legalizing weed, not saying it should be illegal but you are inviting the exact kind of detritus that would uproot everything to smoke weed, if you legalize before a place like Cali does. they aren't going to be the most cognizant voting block.

>>94901826
you'd be surprise

>>94897147
Could she use that rocket ship to start evacuating Texas to the bottom of the sea? I'm assuming it would be safe miles underneath a hurricane but I'm not expert on hurricanes. If not then evacuate them somewhere further away, Bikini Bottom maybe?

Then again that shit is squirrel sized, so maybe that wouldn't work at all.