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If Thanos ever saw her, would his dick explode?

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If Thanos ever saw her, would his dick explode?
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>>94887762
Probably. Then he would get friendzoned again and he would go to his house to masturbate to pictures of her in the darkest corner of his bathroom. All this while he cries.
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Isn't Thanos' son with phoenix force being Death's bitch boy in some currently ongoing comic?
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>>94887809
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>94887762
>If Thanos ever saw her, would his dick explode?

"..And so it came to pass that the entire universe and everything in it drowned in Thanos' jizz. The End.

"P.S. Death was really, REALLY grossed out by this and ever went back there again."
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>>94887762
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>>94887922
Death knows about Thanos. It's canon.
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How the fuck is her appearance to Thanos anyway?
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Ever wonder about if death itself is personified? Like, I'm not saying in a religious sense or anything, but the idea that a presence exists that monitors death?
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>>94887762
>Tfw my fiend was reading today some shitty fanfic in which Death fuck Life
>They were both male
Feels wrong man
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>>94888011
friend*
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>>94887988

In the book i'm writing, death aways presents herself in the way the individual was predestined to die until then, but every time you see her she is different, because the future keeps changing
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>>94887762
I don't think I have ever read anything about thanos outside of a couple of fights.
What about death would make thanos dick explode?
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>>94888048
Are you being fucking serious right now?
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>>94887922
What's this from, I don't remember any marvel stuff in the main sandman book.
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>>94888065
Yes. Does he have a type or something?
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>>94887943
Death actually convinced Thanos to become a genocidal maniac.
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>>94888088
Jesus Christ, read Infinity Gauntlet for fuck sake or something
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>>94888088
>>94888065
>>94888048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AYEohTJxd4&t=00m33s
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>>94888106
Honestly I have been meaning to do that, not much of a marvelfag but I suppose I should read it with that film coming out.
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>>94888067
It's the from the time Rick Jones and Marlo got married, that's Marlo she's giving the box to.
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>>94888011
>Male dead
Disgusting
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>>94888450
Neil Gaiman was salty about it, too.
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>>94887762
Nah, he loves her for what's inside.
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>>94888845
The exception.
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>>94887762
This Death is too sweet and pleasant. She's the comforting, end of suffering aspect of Death.

Thanos is all about the bloody, gory, painful and destructive side of Death because he's a sadistic psychopath.

He wants dem bones, yo.
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>>94888865
No he wasn't.
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>>94889215
so he is worshipping khorne
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>>94888450
Ok and why is dc death there?
Has marvel had any stories about their death?
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>>94889717
Marvel used to low key cameo DC characters in their books and vice versa. Most recently with the Marvel expy universe in Multiversity. And example for Marvel's side would be one mister Buried Alien. And another for DC's side would be the Deadpool 'showing up' in Deathstroke way back when. Basically so long as it's not explicitly stated to be that character it's fine. That's why her Ankh necklace is hidden.
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>>94889802
Oh, for some reason I just assumed it was an offical crossover.
Man I loved the marvel thing in multiversity.
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What would Deadpool think of her?

"Damn, baby! And I thought you were a great kisser before you had lips!"
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>>94887762
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>>94889926
For some reason this makes me want to see death and dex star
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>>94888865
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>>94887762
Thanos is in love, so I think he'd prefer the Death he fell in love with to any other. DC's Death would be like his girlfriend's hot sister to him.
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>>94887809
Yes. It's actually pretty good.
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>>94887922
Is she being grabbed by the pussy?
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>>94890727
No her hands moving from her sides to accept the gift.
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