Why?

>>94886650
>MR MEESEKS I WANT YOU TO BUTTFUCK SUMMER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>HELLO I'M MR MEESEKS LOOK AT ME, SURE CAN DO!

>>94886743
>HELLO I'M MR MEESEKS LOOK AT ME, SURE CAN DO!
It pretty much begins like that. But fuck, of everything to pick from... Mr Meeseks? Cringy as fuck

sadly, just like the movie industry, porn can't be original and will always do reboots or existing franchises to be safe financially

>>94886768
>Cringy as fuck
I think that's the point

>>94886777
80s porn was alright...

>>94886650
Because why not.

>>94886822
>I think that's the point
stop it

>>94886650
Id be disappointed if he didnt yell WHOOOWEEE! when climaxing

>>94886857
I just couldn't watch the whole thing. But it's on pornhub if you want to watch it.

>>94886850
It's true, in a ages with more porn than any one man can view in his lifetime, the only way to make sure people watch and maybe even pay is to either have one of the hottest girls on the planet, appeal to a rare fetish, or have a gimmick like OP.

>>94886908
Of the gimmicks they could had pull from rick and morty, they had to pick the this one. They have portal guns and whatnot, couldn't they just had made it one with Morty and whatever girl he had a crush on?
I mean, not even Scooby porn is this bad.

>We'll never get the sensuality of 80s porn back
>It's all just stilted, awkward and robotic cookie cutter shit based on whatever's popular

This is why I stick to amateur and Italian porn. When I bother with 3DPD, that is.

why do porn parodies make me laugh more than any modern comedy?

>>94886988
>They have portal guns and whatnot
Porn budget.
>couldn't they just had made it one with Morty and whatever girl he had a crush on
The only justification for something like that would be to gather multiple Jessicas from other dimensions, but hot twins who are willing to do porn and have sex with each other aren't easy to come by.

>>94886991
>Italian porn
Thanks for the hint, have you tried mexican porn?

>>94887010
Maybe that's were the true writers are at.

>>94887063
>Porn budget.
You can teleport them off screen. Just add a sound effect.
Just of the top of my head you can have
>MILF/Incest
>the furry girl from the purge
>the girl from the anatomy park
>an whole movie based on rick potion #9
And yes, the furry girl will probably make me cringe less than the mr meeseks

>>94886822
>>94886991

I thought the 70s was the "Golden Age" and the 80s, despite having gems here and there, was when quality started going downhill, leading to the shitheap 90s.

>>94887362
70s porn is impossible to fap to, because everyone has hairy pubes and mustaches.

>>94887396
And sideburns.

>>94887396
Pubes are good though. It's these modern shaved women that get the old rod soft.

>>94886650
Pretty mad that Mr. Meeseks had a damn suckable cock.

>>94886650
Why as in "Why is there a porn parody of this?" or why as in "Why haven't I killed myself yet?" Ill answer both.

1. Because porn industries need to parody everything regardless of popularity.

2. Because you need to wait for stupid answers on why there needs to be a porn of this.

Now that you've been answered, you can now kill yourself.

>>94887111
Look, some people just want to cover dicks with cheep blue body paint that rubs off when wet.

That's the world we live in.

>>94886857
I think you're mistaking him for Mr PoopyButthole?

>>94887362

Pretty much every genre of cheap cinema went dowhill in the 80's due to oversaturation and cameras became more cheap. Horror, cult, action, musicals, romance, etc. And in the mid 90's the rest of industry went dowhill too

>>94886650
Why not?

>>94886777
This isn't the porn industry with money though. It's the clips4sale amateur scene who routinely do insane shit.

There's nothing wrong with this. I don't know who wanted it but it's fine.

>>94887490
Show him how it's done.

>>94886650
Imagine how full of regret and self-loathing that girl must be.
Or do you reckon she's already dead inside?

>>94886650
Does it have him showing off his dick and then it's revealed its PICKLE DICK

>>94886650
I want to see the porno.

Link it to me.

>>94886650
Show me what you got. I want to see what you got

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54KB, 602x427px

>>94887521
This would had been better. It's one of those spandex suits with a shitty cut to pop the uncoloured guys dick

>>94889282
>This isn't the porn industry with money though
Case in point.

>>94890810
I don't know. But if I was the meeseks guys I'd probably want to kill myself too before the job is done.

>>94890912
>>94891670
It's on pornhub, I just went for a fap and I saw this under the "trending searched". The fuck is wrong with all those people?

>>94890898
That would had make it hilarious

>>94886650
Every other scene
>Morty, look Morty. We'rein the -urrp- the sexy alien babe universe/planet/place
>Everyone's a - a sexy babe Morty
>Everyone's a sexy babe. And they - and they all want you to bone them Morty
>They all want the both of us to bone them
>Because - because they're insatably horny Morty
>And - and - and they all want it raw Morty, no condoms -urrpp- allowed

And maybe a Beth cucks Jerry scene.