Sony's not done yet. Please make it stop.

>>94885524
oh my... :-(
Hypothetical question: if during a showing a muslim detonates a bomb or something in the theatre, could it be considered a compassionate act? Prob not as the viewers could just leave I guess.

>Our lord and savior died for this

>>94885524
So that donkey is going to be the one Jesus rides in on during Palm Sunday, isn't he?

When I first only heard the premise of this movie I listed off a joke summary to my friend.
>Barn animals are planning a party that's gonna be the best party ever
>Enter Mary and Jospeh
>"We gotta get these humans out of our barn so we can Parrrrtay"
>Hijinks that end with Mary halariously brithing baby Jesus
>Animals come together to make the baby comfy cause a wise talking star says it's god's son
>"And that night really was the best party ever"
>Wise cracking star flies up into the sky
>Donkeys to be played by Kevin Hart and 2 other black people kids find funny.

Then I saw the trailer and it was worse than that.

>it's a 2 hour-long graphic birth scene with only a few cutaways to the talking animals

Why does the animation look like it's Direct-to-DVD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCtp84nKmJw

>>94887902
Because it's:
a) being done in Canada, ala Captain Underpants and Sausage Party
b) made on a budget barely worth of a craft service.

>>94885524
Disney has been using old fiction to make cartoons forever, why can't sony?

>>94889204
Because Disney stays away from religious stories for the most part.

>B-but Dreamworks-

They were able to make that one work beautifully, this looks like a pile of hot garbage.

>>94887197
kek

>>94889204
>fiction
*tips fedora*

>>94889326
>Defending christian cartoons is fedora tipping
Ok

>>94885524

Donkey Ollie sure has changed since the reboot

>>94885524
Stupid Asian Pagans

>>94885524
dunno why but I feel that camel on the right is gonna be voiced by a black guy

>>94889168
Sausage Party was only made for $19 million and it looked just as good as most B-tier animated movies.

This looks like shit.

>>94887902
Just by watching the trailer, I can tell that the people who made this have probably never been in a church before.

>>94889168
Captain Underpants looked good though.

I miss the days when traditional animation was done for cheap direct to video movies

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>>94887902
>The first thing you see is the name Sony
We were warned this was gonna be bad.

>Everything afterwards
Holy shit this is awful. Hell, I don't even thing a bunch of church parishes are going to let their congregation watch this. This legitimately looks like one of those movies created by some indie studio overseas, not from an actual major movie studio.

God help those poor bastards who get dragged to this thing though.

>18 million budget

Fuck, they could make that back opening weekend.

>>94892377
That's probably their plan

>>94885524
Is Lon already working on it? we need material for that female sheep, donkey and camel...

>>94885524
I want to have sex with that goat.

>>94889526
>>94891796
Didn't say they looked bad. Only comparing them in terms of relative budgets.

This however look like shit.

>>94893271
>Ahmed detected.

>>94893468
Nope. Just want to fuck animals.

>>94887197

>worse than that

Oh god, explain

>>94889287

Dreamworks made a religion movie? Where?

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If there's one good thing that can be said about this movie, it's that their take on Mary is grade A waifu material. Delicious brown, cute freckles, pregnant belly...

>>94889411
All the camels are voiced by black people. I don't know if that's racist, but I think it is.

>>94893570
Prince of Egypt, yet another shining gem ignored by the public due to 2D and not Disney.

>>94887208
I would prefer that desu

>>94893708
Why do i have the feeling you love the pregnant anne frank pics

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>>94887902
Because Sony is cheap and religious people are morons that will watch it anyway. If they weren't, they'd realize how insulting it is that an animation is being done with only 18 million.

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>>94894531
>270 replies, 127 images

yep, thread's still up

>>94887902
As someone who isn't religious, this is so fucking bad it's hilarious. I'd really hate to see what an actual religious person would think of it.

>>94889526
That's because Sausage Part had almost literal slave labor working for it

>>94894616
What thread?
Link?

>>94894819
>>>/d/7532707

>>94894616
You must be real excited about the new season of Wakfu

>>94894672
As a religious person I ignore it for the most part
But damn that trailer almost made me convert to satanism

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>>94894926
Considering I haven't got past the first episode of season 1 I have a lot of non-pregnancy-related episodes to watch

>>94887902
AND GOD SAID!

"THAT NO MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN GET WITHOUT JOB, THAT THEY AWAYS FIND LIGHT IN THE INEXPLICABLE CONTSANT INFLUX OF OBSCURE SHITTY ANIMATED AMERICAN CGI MOVIES THAT YOU AWAYS SEE AT WALL MART IN THE DISCOUNT DVD PILE TO PUT THEIR FORCED ANNOYNG VOICES INTO IT!"

"THAT THE GLORY OF MY SAGAS GET TOLD BY THE BUTT-SHAKING PIGEON!"

>>94894874
Thank you.