This would LITERALLY become the best cartoon ever.
Instead of the focus on fake "progression" by showcasing lesbians and shitty moral lessons, the show would have actual wacky space adventures with actual intellectual moral dilemmas
>>94883986
>>94883986
>Pearl: wub a dub a dub dub *burp* God doesnt exist Steven, now lick my nose
There, is gave you what would've happen
>>94883986
And it would still have forced drama and character development that only really happens on paper.
Also fuck people like that who think the only cartoons that exist in the world are the popular ones. Star VS. is already a "What if Steven Universe was well-written" scenario, but I'm sure that person wouldn't know that because they only watch things with gigantic fanbases, IE: Steven, Rick & Morty, Gravity Falls.
>>94884244
>star vs
>well written
HA
>>94883986
no, it actually would be worse.
>>94884244
>hurr durr Star VS isn't as well known as the other cartoons I listed
>>94884244
da fuck are you on. star vs is waay too popular.
also,its shit.
>>94883986
Nah, it would just be Rick & Morty. The premise is too close. What would be interesting is if it were written by Act 4 Hussie.
What if Inspector Gadget were in Steven Universe?
What if Steven universe was written by Hideaki Anno?
>>94884271
But... it.. isn't.
this is bait don't take it
>>94884559
>being THIS delusional
>>94884544
>>94883986
hell this season has been so bad that steven universe writers are starting to look good
What if Steven Universe was written competently and by actual good writers?
>>94884817
>implying s4 of steven universe hasn't been worse
SUfag detected
>>94883986
> Literally.
Wow, i never see a fucking anon piece of shit cancerigenous as fuck
>>94884834
It would be Steven Universe season 2 then
>>94884839
To be honest,at least SU season 4 was just boring. New rick and morty is offensively bad.
>>94884868
>Steven Universe ever being good
Thanks for the laugh.
>>94883986
>>94883986
You have to go back.
>>94884834
well, a good plot cartoon in this decade, pal.
>>94884891
To be honest, you're offensively wrong
>>94884896
I may be a faggot but SU also used to be pretty cool one upon a time
>>94883986
>Rick and Morty
>intellectual
Pick one
>>94884868
>sjw tumblrverse ever being good
Nice one.
>>94884919
So pretty much the impossible.
>>94884957
I know... just a utopic, literally any cartoon release since he-man was existed only to sell toys or progreshit.
>>94884925
both SU and R&M were liked when they weren't popular, now they are, so according to /co/ they suck and have always sucked, nothing new
>>94884982
I don't know about R&M but the /co/ fanbase really exploded for SU when Jailbreak aired and that was the most popular the show has ever been so I don't think I really agree.
>>94884817
PLEASE explain what is so apparently crappy about season 3?
Hard mode: don't mention the female writers
>>94885092
Progreshit
>>94884982
Nah, there's a pretty clear difference between the first season and the current season in both shows.
Steven Universe had some decent, subtle lore setting and was trying to find out what it was good at. Season 2 chose a path that specifically pandered to /tumblr/ and now things are way too unsubtle and predictable with shit pacing.
What if for one episode of each we put the R&M team in charge of SU, and the SU team in charge of R&M
What would it look like?
What if Steven Universe was written by Nomura?
>>94884230
>ywn lick Pearl's nose
Why did you have to remind me of this, anon.
> What is SU was written by Hirohiko Araki?
Well...
>>94884925
> SU used to be pretty cool
They promised us cool stuff, we got fucking nothing for almost 30 episodes multiple times, SU hasn't been Cool since LL returned to Homeworld, everything else was resolved in Such an anticlimactic way it got boring.
>>94885129
This dude, seriously this, I'm still a fan of the show but god fucking damn if they don't want to fucking rim-lick the fans to death, just make a show and don't pander for fucks sake just make it how you want
>>94885165
What if Steven Univerce was written by Junji Ito?
>>94883986
A lot of oedipal shit going on with Pearl trying to fix her Jocasta Complex.
Maybe things would be darker and at least one towny would die per season.
>>94884244
Right and Star Vs absolutely is not filled to the brim with its own forced drama and hamfisted character development
>>94885604
Star Vs is much more subtle about it. SU feels the need to have a character cry every time they want drama and R&M thinks monologues where a character's personality is dissected = drama. Star Vs. will have something as subdued as Star playing a game of magical truth or dare and come to the realization that she isn't sure what she wants in life and then give a small smile about it.
what if Rebecca actually did her job as showrunner?
>>94886775
She'd realize she's shit and end her show already
Would still be full of lazy writing and messy character development.
>>94884244
>Star VS
>well written
>>94883986