The Amazing PC-Man

When people get triggered by this stuff, if I'm not reading it I never know if it's current or like years old because people just go looking for shit to drive them into a rage (for some reason).

Anyway yeah that's not very funny, Zdarksy is normally funnier.

>>94875093
Are lefties still allowed to say redneck? Shouldn't it be banned because of the classist connotation?

>>94875181
No. Because Rednecks supported Emperor Two-Scoops, which means they should be gassed in camps.

Just like Superman Origins should be changed so he landed in the city and actually got to meet a black person like Mark Waid says.

>>94875093
>tfw plumber and know exactly what a toilet for someone the size of kingpin would have to look like

>>94875181
Their whiteness overrides their class when it comes to what humor is acceptable. Making fun of poor white people is ok, making fun of poor minorities is not.

Poor white people being loud retards that throw white power rallies doesnt help their case either.

>>94875181
Where does it say redneck in the comic?

>>94875222
Poor minorities are generally way worse than poor whites in terms of violent crime, funnily enough. Except maybe Asians, I guess but they don't count for reasons.

>>94875093
Post the part where he meets Iron Heart. It's pure cringe.

>>94875221
what kind?

>>94875181
>>94875211
>>94875222
>>94875265
>>>/pol/

Note: not even disagreeing with you, but none of these posts have anything to do with the comic and are just you wanting to bitch about lefties and the media, so take it to the right board.

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>expecting any better from the the writer of Howard the Cuck
It's perhaps for the best that Gerber didn't live to see the current state of Marlel.

>>94875222
Those rally goers were middle class fuckers in polos working white collar jobs, leave the poor out of it.

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>>94875093
Source? I want to see where this goes

Failing that, what's the best Kingpin comic?

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Well duh OP, it's 2017!

>>94875439
OP is from Peter Parker Spectacular Spider-Man #3 it came out literally yesterday check the win o

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>>94875401

Wow, when I saved this image I felt pretty secure in the fact that I wouldn't be able to find a more ham-handed comic book page. You have proved me wrong.

>>94875439
Just read Frank Miller's Daredevil.
I know Kingpin had his own mini in 2003 about his origins and I loved it when I read it, but I was a fucking kid. I don't know if it holds up at all.

>>94875357
Service and repair, used to do residential work but quit because it was too much bother to go out to the latest harebrained condo development in the middle of nowhere.

>>94875093
Remember when people were actually excited about this because they wanted ANYONE but Slott writing a Spider-Man solo? Good times.

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>>94875512
Howard the Duck MAX was an unashamed author tract. The last issue was called Creator's Rights and of course it was an allegory about working for the big two.

>>94875554
Well maybe if you prayed for Zeb Wells to come back, this could've been avoided.

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>>94875124
>Zdarksy is normally funnier

>>94875608
That is fucking savage.

>>94875608
Yeah, but that issue was actually pretty interesting. It makes sense for an author to make a tract about working in the comics industry in a comic. It's not like the author is pushing their political agenda using the comic.

>>94875093
Woulda been better if he'd said "I'll show you forced entry."

>>94875734
And then raped the Kingpin, while whispering in his ear "nobody will ever believe you".

>>94875734
And raped him?

Is this real? It's one of the worst written pages I've ever seen.

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>>94875766

>>94875093
>>Spider-Man doesn't make fun of Kingpin's weight anymore because of modern SJW culture
I'll believe it but I read it more as spidey not wanting to go after low hanging fruit. Not that kingpin would know what fruit looks like.

>>94875787
That's nuMarvel for ya.

>>94875811
hey fruit has sugar in it

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>>94875093

To me it seems more like Spideys being sarcastic. Im more offended by Human Torch going STAND DOWN IM A COSMIC LEVEL SUPER HERO!

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>>94875093
We live in a day and age where you can't make fun of evil people because some asshat will have their feelings hurt

>>94875831
Anything with the word candy or fried next to it no longer counts as fruit ya stuffed motherfucker. So damn fat Dobson couldn't inflate you.

>>94875314
How so?

>>94875727
Howard always dealt with political issues. He ran for president in the 70s.

>>94875093
Isnt that the joke?

>>94875908
this.

>/co/ loses their shit over a character not being insulted for their weight

>also loses their shit over a character being insulted for being white

Which superficial physical traits are acceptable to mock?

>>94875554
I was pretty surprised at that because I wondered if they read his Howard the Duck miniseries.

>>94875093
I was so bored by yesterday's story time I missed that. What a terrible book. It's like its only purpose is making Slott not look so bad.

>>94875980
I think that's the point. It's okay to mock white people but not fat people, even though one is something you can change and the other isn't.

>>94875980
Weight is a big one (pardon the pun), because outside of an exceeding small amount of conditions, there's really no one to blame for it but yourself. You can eat nothing but pizza and still lose weight. It's just energy in and energy out.

Skin colour, race, whats between your legs, being unattractive - these are all just shit you're born with. Any ribbing with these should only be in good fun, not actually abusive or demeaning.

Terrible grooming, hygiene, fashion and other chosen traits should be fine for mockery.

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>>94875980
>superficial
More like subcutaneous.

>>94876068
Beauty is only skin deep, everything under that is fat.

>>94875980
Don't be biased.
If Spider-Man went all
>"it's a good thing you wear a purple mask because otherwise you people all look the same" at the Prowler or
>"the weakness of all black people, the inability to swim" after throwing Prowler in the river
You'd have your answer.

>>94876111
Whatever makes you sleep at night.

>>94876111
What about bones? Do you have jello bones?

>>94876197
Glass bones and paper skin.

>>94875980
Traits that we don't share

>>94876204
They call me the glassy man

>>94876291
WHAT A TWIST!

>>94875363

The comic is leftist media, therefore all of those posts were about the comic.

>>94875761
>>94875766
Commissioner Gordon stop!

>>94876137

Someone already did joke that joke, Luke cage did it.

>>94876686
Are there even any good conservative comics? Or shows? Or any media?

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>>94877147
Probably no.

>>94877196
Yes there is.

>>94877147
Yes lots

Warhammer 40k
Lord of the Rings
Starship Troopers
King of the Hill
Veggie Tales
Kingdom Come: Deliverance

>>94877196
Conservative =/= Alt right, dummy.

>>94877269
Alex Jones doesn't count.

>>94877321
Cool COMICS, faggot.

>>94877321
Lots of shit there.
>Conservative =/= Alt right
Tell that to the whole world.

>>94877350
Warhammer 40k comics are pretty good.

>>94877372
Gotta love those Lord of the Rings and KotH comics too huh

>>94875512
jesus that's up there with Riri and her schools mama! page and the yeah you are captain america falcon you are.

>>94877321
I thought Starship Troopers (the original book) was a satire of conservative military worship.

Plus, Lord of the Rings is about cooperation between races working together to defeat a major threat with one of the villains representing industrialization. Seems pretty liberal to me.

>>94877440
the orcs are just black people

>>94877415
Well, there is a LotR comic adaptation.
>I thought Starship Troopers (the original book) was a satire
It is not. Harry Harrison's scifi is.

>>94877462
>implying black people could ever organize and pose a serious threat to first world nations

>>94877440
>I thought Starship Troopers (the original book) was a satire of conservative military worship.
Nope, that was just the movie. The book played it completely straight.

>>94877526
It IS a magical setting

>>94877350
>>94877415

Anon asked for ANY media and I provided off the top of my head. He didn't specify comics only. Sorry you can't read.

>>94877539
Actually, all Verhoeven movies look like satire because they're so bad.

>>94877465
>Well, there is a LotR comic adaptation.
No there isn't.

>>94875554
It's amazing (heh) how Zdarsky managed to be worse than Slott.

>>94875538
No what kind of toilet
Asking for a friend

>>94877321
>Starship Troopers
If you mean the movie it's supposed to be satire.

>>94877568
Oh shit, it's true. I was thinking of The Hobbit.

>>94877321
>Warhammer 40k
>conservative media

>>94875093
Comics are leftist media. That is literally never going to change no matter how much people reeeee together in their edgy hugbox. Time to find a new hobby kiddo the Dread SJWs won't take kindly to your opinions

>>94877695
>>94876686
Same poster?

>>94877737
No sorry

>>94877737
Yes.

>>94877321
>Warhammer 40k

Totally left wing. 40K was created by a bunch of Brits with massive grudges against Margaret Thatcher, and it is basically about where right-wing thinking takes mankind (i.e. into a nightmare dystopia where the vast majority of humanity suffers and dies horribly in service to the fake edicts of a corpse).

40K is as conservative as Judge Dredd.

>>94877737
>not knowing comics and cartoons are leftist media
what the fuck are you even doing here?

>>94877863
>>94877863
It's fun to look at the archive and see the increasing frequency of "leftist media" even from as far back as that goes. You have like, 1 or 2 mentions a month on all archived boards in 2012 to... now.

Anyway, I've been on 4chan since before /new/ existed (but not before /n/). You're a whiny little faggot.

>>94877851
No, 40k was made by people who wanted to take their fantasy ripoff of DnD into SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

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>>94875093

Kingpin's not even fat, he's just BIG.

but it actually reads like spidey is being self deprecating so whatever

>>94877996
blame moot for not keeping r9k dead the first time and making /pol/

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>>94877851
Except the God-Emperor really is a god and there are worse things out here he helps protect us from.

>>94875980
Race is inexcusable to mock over because its unchangable. Fat people are fat because they are lazy subhumans, so it's ok

>>94875478
>Bendis was once based Spidey writer
Man, I miss the old days

>>94875608
But that's actually good... got the rest?

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>>94878648
Here's the next page.

>>94875512
So where's America #6 anyway? I hope it isn't already cancelled, this is the epitome of so bad it's good.

>>94877321
>king of the hill
Riiiiiiiiiight.

>>94877462
>Mechanically inclined people who build intricate killing machines not out of magic, but physical reactions

>>94875093
It's just a joke about how cheap it is to joke about weight which Spidey totally wanted to do anyway.

I swear you cunts are the whiniest motherfuckers I know and I know a lot of people who fucked their mothers.

>>94878703
It's a little on the nose, but I dig it. Good art too.

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>>94875251
Here ya go. Whole comic about uneducated Southern vampires.

>>94878399
Having gods doesn't make something conservative.

>>94878868
>trust me I know the context better than people who read the issue and know the author
Okay.

>>94878939
Why are you talking about yourself in greentext?

>>94878244
t. someone who only knows what people say on 4chan

>>94875401
Hillary does not take her loss with grace, it seems.

>>94875124
>people just go looking for shit to drive them into a rage (for some reason).
People here are NOW (yes, now) so braindead they cannot start threads under any other pretext WHILE INSISTING IT'S OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG FOR BEING THAT WAY

I'm just about full. This place was actually fun 10 years ago. I even tried to fix things from behind the scenes briefly to no net effect.

Fuck this place. Maybe the next generation of chanboard users will find something else to be stupid about.

>>94875093
>Letting Chip "Fuck The Duck" Zdarsky write anything

Well there's your problem. His humor is "Le funny reaction image" humor, and completely out of character whenever he does it.

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>>94875512
Don't forget about this beauty.
>Let's promote equality by alienating a massive percentage of our audience
>God forbid we just write a character who's black without mentioning it

>>94877851
In the 40k universe, fascism is necessary and degeneracy really does lead to demons conquering your planet. The only thing that prevents humanity from being annihilated is a benevolent god and an army of crusaders. Seems pretty conservative to me.

>>94878744
Agreed, I look forward to reading it in storytimes of pain for years to come. If it keeps going, it may even be bad enough for a spot on the trinity.

>>94875265
Asians commit a ton of crime. The Chinks and Nips just use Filipinos and half-breeds for enforcer shit or just cheat blacks.

>>94875093
This is the writer making fun of the SJW culture, i hope you are baiting, otherwise you are just stupid.

Zdarsky is fucking awful I don't get why /co/ loves to ride his dick so much.

>>94881038
Pretty sure most of /co/ has turned on him after the Riri/Spidey page.

>>94877440
>I thought Starship Troopers (the original book) was a satire of conservative military worship.
Nah it was totally straight. The importance of military, discipline and everyone doing their part for the country/planet.
It's really interesting to read from a modern perspective because the dude was really progressive about some things (he seems pretty much completely colourblind with race) but he's very much so conservative/"product of his time" with others (e.g. gender roles - men were better soldiers and women were better space pilots).

>>94878907
>Asks where it says redneck in one specific comic
>Bring up entirely different comic

>>94879994
>>94879994
>benevolent
/tg/ here. You seriously need to stop pretending that every single person in the Imperium is a bleeding heart who cries whenever he has to shoot another imperial. The Imperium, by its nature, is built on a culture that elevates sadists, psychopaths, megalomaniacs, and high-functioning schizophrenics to positions where they can do whatever they want. Look at The Redeemer. That's a comic where the bad guys are an army of necromancer morlocks, zombies, barbarians, and mutants... and the "good guys" are a foaming-at-the-mouth lunatic with no respect for life, who drives around in a car armed with chain-cannons and clearly derives ecstatic pleasure from torturing people. And Necromunda is supposed to be representative of the AVERAGE HIVE CITY.

Sure, there's people who truly love and value human life in the Imperium, but they're outnumbered by the madmen one million to one.

>>94879564
Isn't Hydra like half-Japanese?

>>94877321
this is bait