So, I uh have been watching this show called Steven Universe.

I think you peaked as Burt Reynolds in Celebrity Jeopary on SNL and you got replaced by some rando as Colonel Sanders

>>94865251
>half lesbian-alien
>was the lover of a man
wat?

>>94865517

Since all of them have sex with other female rocks, doesn't that make Rose the gayest since he diddles a male human?
She's technically the least straight of her entire race.

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>>94865601
Son, I think you have an aneurysm

>>94865251

Well the thing is, a lot of these characters are pretty deep. You have Yellow Diamond, who harbors this deep, immense hatred for Earth and all of it's inhabitants. She really looks down on any creature from that planet, seeing them as lesser than she is, not being fit to occupy the same uni- I'm just gonna come out and say it, this gal's a real jerk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0dDWJOUeIA

Norm is the greatest

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>>94866257

I would like to see this Yellow Diamond broad. For certain reasons.
It's so I can masturbate to her.

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>>94866399

>>94865251
Gay as shit mang

>>94866257
>>94866399
>>94866423
literal proof su fags only watch for waifu porn material.

Pearl is a cuck because she was okay with Rose slutting about with humans.

>>94866713

I've never even watched Steven Universe. That long drawn out post just to end with "I mean, this ____ was a real jerk" is a joke that Norm MacDonald likes to use on his guests after roping them into a long spiel.

The second post is just how Norm's character on Mike Tyson mysteries acts.

If anything your post proves you've never seen anything with Norm MacDonald.

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>>94866713

Fucking christ.
Ever hear the term "play along"?

>>94865251
SU is pseudo deep, much like Rick & Morty. Both shows will have a character suddenly lecturing and spilling out their character arc sometime around the third act and I guess we're supposed to think that the more dialogue a person writes = the more drama.

>>94865251
this isn't an awful meme

I give you one internet point

>>94865251
THAT GUY'S A REAL JERK

>>94865251
Norm really let himself go.

When you think about it to some extent the crystal gems fought against homeworld for basically their right to be hetero
We have seen that homeworld only allow fusion if it's homogeneous like with the ruby soldiers or the topaz duo. And from what have seen so far heterogeneous fusion is a essential tactic for the crystal gems and might have been the same during the war
For example ruby and sapphire joined the group so they could be together as blue diamonds court shunned and BD herself wanted to shatter them when they fused for the first time
Pearl joined the rebellion so she could be with rose and a quartz/pearl relationship would have probably be shut down pretty quickly on homeworld
And rose got with Greg (somebody gems from home world would have looked down on) and pearl has implied in Mr Greg that their others before him

>>94865725
Mein sides!
Forty thousand keks for this idiot!
Good one ,split my coffee in front everybody in the office

>>94866423
That neck is nowhere near long enough