Guardians 2 was a Piece of Fucking Shit

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Guardians 2 was a Piece of Fucking Shit 2017-08-24 01:28:09 Post No. 94861731
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Guardians 2 was a Piece of Fucking Shit Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:28:09 Post No. 94861731 [Report]

>Every scene that focuses on baby groot
>Rocket literally makes a joke about stuffing another man's shit in Quill's pillow
>"I'm known for my huge turds!"
>Taser face being the cringiest running joke ever made, not even remotely funny
>Drax is just straight up retarded now
>Nebula pulls the "I just wanted a sister" trope
>Kill off the one character that pretty much carried the entire movie
>There are people that actually believe this rivals Guardians 1 in terms of campiness and refinement

I mean I guess overall guardians 2 was alright, but it just had so much dumb shit in it that 1 managed to avoid. Why were the jokes this time around so forced? What was with the lack of adventure? Why do we only see starlord in action at the beginning in end? Fuck I don't even remember his part that well.

Can someone who likes this movie better than the first tell me why exactly they believe such? I really don't see it. I only ask cause I know a few people that rank this above GotG

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:30:41 Post No.94861778
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Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:30:41 Post No.94861778 [Report]

>>94861731

Go back to /tv/

nobody cares about your whining. If you're an adult, fucking watch it or don't, like it or don't.... your opinion doesn't matter.

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:31:38 Post No.94861798
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Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:31:38 Post No.94861798 [Report]

It's fun.

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:31:58 Post No.94861806
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Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:31:58 Post No.94861806 [Report]

>>94861731
I almost never get sappy and emotional at death scenes in movies but Yondu's death got me there. That earns a film points in my book.

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:34:04 Post No.94861850
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Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:34:04 Post No.94861850 [Report]

>>94861778
This. God, I thought /co/ was different, I thought we could have civilised conversations about movies and cartoons and stuff, but you people are just as shitty as the rest of this awful website. What happened to /co/ being about love? You all are hardly better than /pol/ at this point.

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:36:00 Post No.94861906
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Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:36:00 Post No.94861906 [Report]

>>94861850
>What happened to /co/ being about love?

Broski, that's been dead for two years now.

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:36:17 Post No.94861913
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>>94861731
I liked it a lot more than the first one.

Fight me.

Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:37:12 Post No.94861935
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Anonymous 2017-08-24 01:37:12 Post No.94861935 [Report]

>>94861913
yeah but why

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