GI Joe

>>94857513
my dick

>>94857523
Goddammit.

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>>94857539
Thanks, Noob Noob!

In the IDW comics she was part of nobility but wanted to be a terrorist so she blew up her family's mansion with them in it and joined a bunch of cells until Cobra found her.

>>94857513
It's what Destro called her while practicing Japanese bondage.

>>94857622
Ugh, I know the whole point of Cobra is to avoid demonising any real world group but c'mon, you can't have a character who's royalty and never explain where she's royalty.

>>94857622
literally what is happening in Europe with the Muslim invasion

>>94857622
>She was severely burned during a COBRA night attack operation and has had extensive plastic surgery.
Huh, I did not know that, does that ever actually come up? It's interesting to me that the the Cobra officer whom nobody would suspect of being facially disifigured is in love with Destro, the one guy besides CC everyone assumed was facially disfigured but wasn't.

>>94857874
She's eventually revealed to be the Baroness of DeCobray.

See, now weren't you happier not knowing?

>>94857721
Why though?

>>94858747

In the IDW comics she's just a poor little rich girl who hated her family because they only saw her as fit for marrying off and breeding children. While at college, she was seduced by a militant radical who led her into a life of terrorism.

The Marvel comics had her become a terrorist when her brother was killed while doing humanitarian work in the Vietnam war. She mistakenly believed the killer to be an American soldier, who went on to become Snake-Eyes.

In the live-action movies, she's Cobra Commander's sister, and Duke's ex girlfriend, and Cobra Commander brainwashed her.

In the 1980s cartoons, like most of Cobra, she doesn't get any origin or backstory.

>>94858210
I remember in the comics they expanded on it, she got herself fucked up trying to save Destro from an assassination attempt. Of course it was all Cobra Commander's doing.

>>94857874
Judging by her accent in the original cartoon series, I would assume she's.... Eastern European? That narrows it down at least.

>>94857906
Fucking how.

>>94859542
White, well off Europeans being radicalism in their schools by the Muslims until their conversion. eventually they will head to the middle east where they will be part of some group until ISIS or other radical or larger groups takes them in.

>>94859607
This is a very low-level basic assessment of that situation. Do you get all of your geopolitical knowledge from twitter?

>>94857523
/thread

I always assumed her accent was Russian (I watched the show as a kid).
So I assume she's some Russian nobility and her family escaped when the Commies took over.
Looking back I guess her accent is more germanic?

>>94857874
sort of. the European nobility has often wavered between nationalism and internationalism. there were many times in history when the Polish nobility spoke French fluently, but could barely speak normal Polish; and this is not unique to Poland. They have always been able to move from country to country with relative ease, through intermarriage or other means.

Even today, the wealthier Europeans tend to be very mobile, polyglot, less nationalistic, and favor ideas like The United States of Europe, etc.

For someone like the Baroness, her identity as a European noble is much more important than her identity as a Romanian, or German, or Hungarian, or whatever.

>>94857622
Cobra is a capitalistic organization at its core, right? So what kind of student radicalism did she graduated from?

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>>94859905
>So what kind of student radicalism did she graduated from?
All kinds.

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>>94857523
beat me to it

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>>94857523
delet this

>>94857874
A baroness is nobility, not royalty.

given her accent, eastern/central european. probably from a german, austrian, hungarian, romanian, or slavic noble house. a house that lost their official status after ww1 when the empires fell. then after ww2 the commies coming in. So the family took their wealth and went to somewhere in western europe. where the family still styles them selves as aristocrats.

she goes to university and gets radicalized. ends up with weird crowd and ideology. thinking that both the capitalist democrats and the autocratic communists are wrong. that the world needs to be brought back under the rule of nobles.

Which fits with Destroy. Who is a Scottish Laird, which is above a Sir, but below a Baron.

>>94859802
Her real name is (or was) Anastasia Cisarovna.

>>94858228
Was that in the old show? DeCobray's usually an alias or something, not a place.

>>94859802

She was Czech in the Devil's Due comics, nothing else ever really gave a definite answer of where she was from.

Nothing except the Rise of Cobra movie, but that got everything about her wrong.

>>94859905
I know we can't make a one-to-one comparison between the real world and the GIJoe Universe, but the questions we have to ask are given that she looks between 25 and 32 and the show started in 1982, the time frame for undergraduate activism would be 1968-1975. We don't know where she went to school, so the entirety of the western world is probably at grabs for right-wing student movements.

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>>94860476
>Which fits with Destroy. Who is a Scottish Laird, which is above a Sir, but below a Baron.
So Baroness is always on top, eh?

who's going to be the brave/crazy soul to post the pregnant baroness pic (the one with the cobra commander snake baby)?

>Cobra Commander was a noble snakeman
>Barones is a baroness
>Destro is nobility too

no wonder they hate Democracy and the USA so much

>>94857523
I'm came for this and was not disappointed.

>>94860627
Does Destro ever get unmasked?

>>94858000
>For Personal Survival And The Promise Of Riches!

I like this guy. He's pragmatic.

>>94860888
he is a merc after all.

i wonder how many cobra personnel are doing it for free (or is unaware that they get paid)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oA7ZD5cN0

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>>94860888
Firefly is a cool guy.

>>94857906
>muslim invasion

?????

>>94861123
?

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>>94860808
Once or twice in the comics. Dunno about the cartoon.

>>94857874
Given the history of Eastern Europe at the time she was crated, its possible the country she's from got merged, absorbed, had its borders redrawn, seceded,and reabsorbed.

Hasbro should just get Kojima to Metal Gear up a reboot of this franchise.

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>>94861190
Of course Destro is Sean fucking Connery.

>>94860977

>no refunds

Bernie?

>>94858882
The movies were undeniably ass.

>>94860968
I bet there is a large some doing it for ideological reasons, whether or not they actually agree with cobra matters, just what they think or are told to think matters. Cobra probably preys on a lot of Troubled youths and saying the right thing can breed die hard loyalty.

>>94857523
That's what I came here to say!

>>94857513
What is the best version of Cobra Commander and why is it failed car salesman Cobra Commander?

>>94861430
Hard to say if the franchise would work in todays political landscape, it might have to go into the Vietnam era rescue situations, or go all out and make it a massive political statement(this would be the most likely) and piss off one of the or both of the major political sides.

>>94866963
does anyone know the cartoon episode where the dreadnoks are training new recruits?

storm shadow is mostly in the background shaking his head until he had enough and showed them how things are done.

the recruits started following him afterwards.

>>94857523
way to post the most obvious answer

>>94859905
She was a Young Republican, I guess?

>>94860476
>So the family took their wealth and

How does that work when most of your wealth is tied up in real estate and rights? the rights disappeared when KuK collapsed and the land belongs to the people now.

>she goes to university and gets radicalized. ends up with weird crowd and ideology. thinking that both the capitalist democrats and the autocratic communists are wrong. that the world needs to be brought back under the rule of nobles.

Burschenschaften fraternities are al-male though. No way she'd be allowed to join any of those.

>>94867050
The clear answer is to go the way of starship troopers and make the joes a parody of american supremacism. Dems would be happy and republicans are to stupid to understand satire.

>>94867050
It's not like we're living in an age where Wall-Mart is co-financing ISIS by paying into the illegal antique trade and the US is using PMC child soldiers to fight their wars... honestly, right now COBRA's a respected and essential part of the establishment and the Joes are the idiots who need to be sidelined before they actually mess anything up.

>>94860627
>black guy
>scottish

pick one

>>94867699
You seriously want to talk about dems being able to recognise jokes?

>>94867948
Scotland does have people of an Afro-Caribbean heritage living here, even if they aren't as common.

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>>94863100
Hail!

>>94857523
fpbp :D

>>94861190
Destro was Sean Connery all along?!

>>94857513
Seuction, I think. She got cozy with quite a few influential people only to basically tell them that from then on, Cobra has their secrets and is now taking what they want.

>>94857523
i thought she was hot in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPEHM38_DA

>>94867948
Benjamin Franklin himself said that the Scotts are part of the coloured race.

>literally dobuting the truth of the Haddits of the Founding Fathers
Absolutely disgusting.

>>94860476
pretty good lore

>>94867631
They probably had ties with other aristrocratic families in Western Europe, as most at that time did, or had investments or real estate there, something also common for European nobles

>>94868897
Benjamin Franklin was a cunt

>>94868775
But even if they do exist, how could he be part of the aristocracy?

>>94860487
>CISarovna

>>94868978
>my fat manlet founding father can't possible be getting this much pussy

He was a brain chad. This fucker saw lightning and thought to himself "I'm gonna key God's car"

Why is COBRA so much better than GI Joe?

>>94865316

I can understand why the first one is hated, but the second one fixes a lot of what went wrong. The Cobra scenes and the ninja battle are fun, and Cobra Commander's new costume was great.

>>94868978
He wasn't a cunt, he was a (((Masonic))) agent.

>>94867631
>most of your wealth is tied up in real estate and rights?
Obviously they took all they could carry. Jewels, paintings, old books, silverware and cash.

>Burschenschaften fraternities are al-male though. No way she'd be allowed to join any of those.
There are student groups open to women. She doesn't need to be a technical member to be in their group.

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>>94867948

Destro has always been White, but his original voice actor is Black. It's like Darth Vader.

>>94868569

Anyone who remembers the first Starship Troopers movie remembers all the angry reviewers who interpreted it as pro-Fascist.

>>94868978
And Washington had somebody rip somebody's teeth out so that he could have a nice set of dentures. God knows, he probably needed them to rape underaged girls or something.

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>>94857523

>>94857622
>from spoiled trust fund kiddie to student radical to outright terrorist

So she's a SJW?

>>94858210
It comes up in the comics, when Snake-Eyes gets sent to the same world-class plastic surgeon that treated the Baroness, leading to a kidnapping plot.

>>94866887
What's wrong with their faces?

Post more

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>>94872285

>>94860888
Ditto, I read that and thought this is either a great edit or just excellent writing.

>>94867107

The episode is called 'Countdown for Zartan'.

>>94857513
m-
>>94857523
fuck I literally came in here to post exactly this

>>94859194
NICE!

>>94870279
>>94870297
Did Baroness study at the Shaggy Rogers school of swooncing?

>>94873313
thanks!

kinda explains why vipers suck in the cartoons.

>>94859607
Until we see some champaigne muslim converts go on Patty Hearst style killing sprees, I'm going to have to disagree with you on your view there.

It's been radicalized middle class/ lower middle class first and second generation muslims overwhelmingly, with a smattering of fresh jihadis getting in.

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>>94873367
Yeah sure

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>>94860721
This one?

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>>94873411
Fucking Storm Shadow man.

>>94873473
yup

>>94873499
that tank is already dead

i can't believe i misremembered this scene.

>>94861190
Wait Destro can't remove his mask? So how does this fucker eat?

I like Baroness. She's the character who gave me my evil secretary fetish.

>>94858210
>>94859354
>>94870159

Hama wrote most of the file cards as well as the comic so they mostly fit into the same continuity.

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>>94860968

It's just a job for most of them.

>>94870159

Fuck, I remember that storyline. It was badass as fuck. There was this huge ninja battle in a burning skyscraper.

Hama's GI Joe was such a good comic.

>>94873790
Cobra seems to have some nice benefits.

https://webmshare.com/XyAa8
https://webmshare.com/4Mvz6
https://webmshare.com/B76zP
https://webmshare.com/nZAeb

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>>94870297

That outfit looks familiar.

>>94873473
Ew

>>94873790
>Cobra is a tax paying entity
So the U.S. gov't wants to stop Cobra with the Joes. But the accept taxes from Cobra and recognize them as a tax paying entity despite probably committing some kinds of war crimes. That's so weird.

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>>94873889
Making Doof proud.

>>94870297

Nah. That character doesn't work without the bodysuit.

>>94873939
>Baroness, are you coming on to me?

>>94857523
fpbp. exactly what I was thinking of as I opened this thread.

the Barony of My Dick. it's the largest barony around

>GI Joe thread

Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu8BVT5Yt2U

>>94858000
>>94860888

He's atleast very honest about it.

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>>94873928
The Government wants Cobra to exist so the military can justify their bloated budget. Cobra gets involved in some countries and the US is justified in taking military action in those countries.

>>94874063
Still though I would assume that Cobra being a capitalist organization at its core would want 100% of their profits. I mean alternatively, what would a military industrial corporation like Cobra file for in deductions?

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>>94874160
Paying some taxes is a small price to pay for world domination.

>>94859905
>COBRA
>Capitalist at it's core

lol, they are textbook fascists bud, intent on dominating the world through terror. So I guess in a way they are capitalist, but not really.

>>94874315
>>94874160
This shit is confusing. Does Cobra have a written explanation of their beliefs and goals?

>>94874315
they literally sell terror dromes to anyone who can afford it.

of course official cobra personnel are required to operate the damn things.

>>94874218
Not with graduated income tax.

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>>94874863
They probably have an army of accountants in the Crimson Guard. I'm sure they could find all sorts of tax loopholes.

>>94874910
I imagine they have their own group. Like an elite group of accountants and investors who are working round the clock to make and funnel profits to tax shelters.

>>94874574
seems to vary with each iteration of cobra so there's no single "this is why we do what we do" book.

>>94874910
>>94874995
So they have a bunch of Jews on retainer basically

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>>94875223
Something like that.

>>94875223
Speaking as a pure Aryan white 100% European man who works with the elite accountants and investors I'm insulted by your comment. Are you saying that my white European genes are not good enough to work in accounting and investing?

>>94875295
>Cobra literally follows the protocols of the elders of zion

Really activates my almonds.

>>94875295
Cobra started out as Amway?

>>94875455
Half Amway, half Scientology, apparently.

>>94875481
>Half Amway, half Scientology, apparently.

I could see that working actually

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>>94875455
Say what you want but LOC is one of the best cleaning products I've ever come across that didn't require gloves. I love 3M but I'm not going to use their products for daily purposes; I like my flesh intact.

Didn't Amway sell a really awesome bugspray a decade and a half or so ago?

>>94857513
muh dik

>>94874910
wait, I thought those were robots

>>94874574
Same as Darkseid, Hydra and Doom, the strong ones rule, the weak ones serve

They are more of a union between a big weaponry research facility complex and nations that they helped to overthrown

>>94874574
>Does Cobra have a written explanation of their beliefs and goals?

Phase 1: Clone dinosaurs and put Cobra Commander's face on the moon.

Phase 2: ????

Phase 3: WORLD DOMINATION!

does the IDW "took over a town with promises of "make them great again" count or is too vague/different from the "get rich being a cobra" scheme of marvel's cobra.

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>>94876139
The BATs were robots.

>>94875498
>>94875520
Cobra will make America great again, eh?

>>94867631
depends when her family saw the writing on the wall and bugged out.

if they did it before or during ww2. then they have a decent chance of cashing out their land holdings and taking their vast fortune to somewhere else in europe.

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>>94876186
phase 1: steal shaving cream to deteriorate ozone layer
phase 2: make super sunscreen
phase 3: convince zarana to do a sunscreen commercial

at this point cobra already wins even if the plan fails.

>>94873470
Oh man, the camera angle was perfect, why did she have to tilt her legs like that?

>>94857622
Damn, GI joe predicted the future, or at least the immediate future.

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>>94872783

>>94876646
Radicals who were once wealthy peoples unhappy with their current life isn't a new thing. All sorts of revolutionary writers from the 16-18th centuries were born with a silver spoon.

>>94876990
This. The French Revolution was a plot by the French bourgeois and the English Whigs to overthrow the nobility. Karl Marx came from money and ha his maid deported after he knocked her up. The Russian Revolution was funded by Wall Street bankers.

>>94877036
>The Russian Revolution was funded by Wall Street bankers.
Proof? I'm genuinely curious. I know it was endorsed by 'artists.'

>>94873367
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

>>94877011
Is this the beginning of an exploitation movie?

>>94877220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaFklTLNy8c

>>94876334
1. Put Zarana in a swimsuit
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!

>>94877011
>Lena Dunham goes to jail

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>>94877314

>>94877036
every revolution is the middle class wanting to overthrow the aristocracy, nobles, and royals.

the american revolution was the landed gentry of the colonies wanting to be in charge.

the american civil war had a huge support in the confederate middle class. that made their money from the slave plantation elites.

the nazis enjoyed a large middle class following.

ISIS attracts a lot of educated professional types.

read 1984. you had the inner party, the ruling elite. the outer party, the middle class, and the plens. the outer party was always the ones being spied on by the inner party. because they were the ones that posed a threat to the inner party. the plebs were not spied on at all. they were kept uneducated, distracted with vices, and cared for just enough to keep them from revolting.

>>94877385
So if you were to remove the middle class, there would be an ideal society of masters and servants that lacks the ability for strife to exist?

>>94877385
But Orwell neglected to mention that the middle class is almost always the useful idiots of the financial class.

>>94876186
>>94876334
Phase 1: Invent a machine that burns all the money in the world

Phase 2: Introduce your own money to replace all the money that you just burned

Phase 3: ????????

>>94877011
>Left-wing movements being directed by Cobra, secretive cabal of terrorists and international financiers

Damn, that's a pretty big redpill for a kids comic.

>>94875520
>As American as apple pie and motherhood

I never understood the latter part of that saying. I mean, what's specifically American about motherhood?

>>94877624
It's meant to be evocative of a simpler time. Cobra is offering an alternative to the atmosphere of moral decline that they helped create.

>>94877011
Does this fatty get in skintight leather uniform, or stay in that?

>>94873669
through a Destraw

>>94873669
Pick one of two ways, either he drinks it down as a sort of nutrient paste through an induction port where his mouth goes, or its fed directly to his gut through a g-tube like a comatose patient.

>>94859905
I bet Baroness is just based on Ulrike Meinhof but reverse

>>94857513
the barony

>>94868803
Yesh of corshe

>>94859905
See: George Soros for a real world example.

>>94877747
Fuck off /pol/

>>94873669
There is an actual panel of comic where it says that Destro's mask is made out of liquid metal, that's why his face is just covered in mercury type metal and not actual mask

>>94877769
But he literally does all that shit.

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>>94874574

>>94877785
>Cobra can make T-1000 alloys
>keeps losing
The fuck? How are you not controlling everything?

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Can GI Joe even become popular again in this day and age? Transformers did it, TMNT did it, MLP even. Or has the war on terror tainted the baggage the series comes with?

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>>94877667

>>94872783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK23Sr4Yx8k

>>94877877
>The fuck? How are you not controlling everything?
Red Lasers are OP

>>94859905
Objectivism?

>>94877904
It can, but Hasbro doesn't seem to know what to do with it.

>>94877715
>A private commie terrorist group with multiple single mothers in the high-ranking roles that were executed in prison before their trials as staged suicides

What the fuck, why can't ISID be this cool?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSi25S7G5fA
>Destro flirts with another woman
>baroness makes him pay by coming up with a plan that destroys his ancestor home
Don't stick your dick in crazy they say, but Destro is balls deep in crazy.

>>94868569
You want me to post Colbert at the Bush White House Correspondence dinner? Even the GOP leadership is too stupid to get satire.

>>94878110
>Colbert
>Satire

TWO

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>>94873928
The millitary industral complex is a strange beast. See also, Iran Contra.

>>94874160
>I mean alternatively, what would a military industrial corporation like Cobra file for in deductions?
Go look at what genuine charitable organizations like MSF pay for in what they call "technical assistant grants." for an idea of real world creativity in paying for goons with guns. Now imagine if you were an unscrupulous used car salesman with no shortage of creativity, like Cobra Commander.

>>94857523
Destro pls

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>>94878084
That alternate universe Baroness started a world war. Cobra conquered the world and she started a civil war between Cobra Commander and Destro.

>>94878124
Let it go pol, it was never a big a deal as you make it to be.

>>94878205
> it was never a big a deal as you make it to be.

Tell that to Colbert. He keeps trying to get DRUMPF senpai to notice him.

>>94878222
I meant the ice cream thing, making fun of the president is part of his job. Trump just happens to give him endless material to work with.

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>>94877904
Honestly the war on terror should make it even MORE fun and relevant.

However, you'd probably have to go balls deep into conspiracy /x/ and /pol/ territory and artists are as a rule too spooked or reliant on patronage rules to do so (while networks would probably be forced to pull the series by both angry Right AND Left.) The Right would find too many uncomfortable parallels with Decadent Fascist Capitalists in Cobra, while the Left would find too many parallels with Bolshevik Globalist PsyOps in Cobra. It has to be both to work properly, but any work with a message stronger than Disney sacharine is likely to end with an actual mob burning you in effagy in your parking lot.


That's all before you even touch on the idea of what are essentially rouge American contractors fighting an unrestrained war against a sudden uprising of religious terrorists across the world.

>>94877904
Call of duty is popular as fuck. I think the biggest problem is defining exactly what Cobra or their enemies are without triggering the fuck out of a quarter of America.

There's a related question. America is the undisputed most powerful millitary in the world. When it decides to fight for freedom, what exactly does that mean? Who are they fighting against? Where are they fighting?

>>94867699
>>94878110
>>94878253

Dems can't joke for shit. Satire of every republican president since Reagan has been a variation on "he's a dumb dumb head". Meanwhile the right has been meming circles around them.

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>>94857622
>>94860977
Filecard thread?

>>94877237
I'm disappointed I had to look up Shaggy's last name. I never forget Velma Dinkley
>>94878133
You, I like you.
>>94878167
>civil war
At least they're polite about it.

>>94872783
...Okay

>>94878258
Just make it so that COBRA is anti-humanity of all kinds. Anti-government, anti-freedoms, anti-capitalism, etc. Essentially a cult dedicated to the extermination of everyone else.

>>94878268
You implying that memes are funny?

>>94878465
Funnier than a man in his forties shouting about ice cream for a week.

>>94878337
>Anti government
>Anti capitalisim
That's antifa. No way does that go over.

>>94878499
Not if they also are shown killing anarchists and beatniks while claiming the only way to continue existing is to abandon their humanity.

>>94878499
Antifascists are antifascists.

>>94878729
keep telling yourself that, its just spoiled millenials looking for something to do and be mad about because they have nothing else going on. wait til college starts again and all these antifa chucklefucks will disappear unless its a weekend.

>>94878804
Where else do you expect revolutions to form out of? Common people lack the ambition to rebel against existing society.

>>94876334
Sauce?

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Baroness is a real slut

>>94878729
Who do you think was fighting the facists in eastern europe? The ottomans? They use the exact same logo as the anarcho communist millitias for about 100 years.

It's not like there's fascists at the G-20 economic summits. But they're the ones leading any rioting there, every single time.

>>94878958
He was asking for it.

>>94878337
Just make Cobra into a Hydra/League of Assassins hybrid.

a secret cabal of powerful people all over the world. that are secretly behind every major bad event and a lot of minor ones. To punish those that they deem wicked and to bring the world to the brink and have the people beg for a strongarmed savior.

>>94878974
Antifa thnks anyone that doesn't agree with their globalist communist vision is a fascist.

>>94857622
So is there any fan art with Baroness/Bayonetta dressed as one another or something?

>>94878958
She fucked around with Cobra Commander's son in the IDW continuation of these, too

Destro silently guilt tripped the fuck out of her until she went back to him

>>94879311
Destro is OUR guy.

>>94878974
Nazism adopted the swastika as their symbol, doesn't mean they followed the teachings of Buddha.

>>94879323
Symbols only have meaning if you assign them meaning.

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Huh, Beats iguana transformation, that's for sure

>>94878337
>Just make it so that COBRA is anti-humanity of all kinds. Anti-government, anti-freedoms, anti-capitalism, etc. Essentially a cult dedicated to the extermination of everyone else.

wtf I love COBRA now

>>94878268
>Meanwhile the right has been meming circles around them.

Meme has become a derogatory word here for a reason, you know.

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>>94859194
>>94859696
>>94859809
>>94860303
>>94863100
>>94868778

I'd let her terrorize me, if you catch my drift.

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>>94882174
That's dangerous anon.

>>94876334
Metalhead is GOAT.

Wish he could be a mainstream Joe character.

>>94877792
so do the koch brothers and the mercers

fuck off dumb

>>94878268
oh yeah gotta love all those right wing comedians and writers.

really jogs my noggin

>>94881982
Because the MSM can't handle the bantz.

>>94882755
yes trump truly is such a master of witty banter. what a clever guy. definitely not stricken with dementia and the stress of being blackmailed into a job he hates

>>94882614
Name one time the Koch brothers paid a bunch of niggers to start a riot.

>>94882705
It's almost like the industry bars people for holding unpopular political opinions or something.

>>94878268
>Satire of every republican president since Reagan has been a variation on "he's a dumb dumb head"
It would help if they weren't all dumb dumb heads.

>>94878929
the nozone conspiracy

I don't know much about GI Joe, but Cobra seems more interesting than the Joes. Then again, I prefer the Decepticons in most continuities, so maybe I am just evil.

>>94879323
You are correct. It's not that they adopted the symbols of actual communists, it's that they use communist slogans, chant comunist chants, attack communist enemies, and behave like communists.

>>94882789
>she'll never tie you down and tell you 've hav vayz of making you talk'

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>>94883091
Cobra is an equal opportunity employer.

>>94878268
I know you are probably far far too up your own ass to recognize the irony in this but goddamn.

>>94879173
>muh antifag boogeyman
Kill yourself.

>>94882876
>paid protesters meme
yawn. your check's in the mail Ivan

>>94867699
Triggering dubs of truth

>>94878124
Hello there child too young to remember the Colbert show in comedy central. How is freshman year of college treating you?

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poor quality but yup, that's a female range viper
inb4 people take it out of context

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>>94883273
There's a lot of women in Cobra.

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>>94883299


Well, that's nice to know. They are terrorists and will surely curtail our freedoms if given a chance, but they are down with equal opportunities in the job market.

>>94883299
more of some people taking the body language/poses into vastly political angles.

more so when she's the only competent viper in her platoon.

>>94870297
a SIG brand SIG laser i see

>>94883377
>>94883396
I want to join Cobra.

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>>94883398
That's the spirit anon.

>>94883227
now this is a rape scene I can appreciate

>>94883554
What's that joe going to do to that Cobra trooper?

>>94883299
>There's a lot of women in Cobra.

more than in G.I. Joe, it looks like.

feminism confirmed for evil.

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>>94883638
Enhanced interrogation.

>>94877904
They can, but they need to be more faithful to the comic in terms of character and tone.
I also think a Snake Eyes spinoff could work, by having him, Jinx, and Storm Shadow face off against some of the ninja Cobra operatives. Their scenes in Relaiation were good.

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>>94883652
The Joes seem to have some female mooks, but they seem to not be allowed off the base.

>>94877904
>Transformers did it, TMNT did it, MLP even.
They did?

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>>94883792

That line of questioning is dangerous, anon.

>>94859905
>COBRA is capitalists
I was going to object but then remembered the episode where they run out of money and have to create Cold Slither. They seriously say "quarterly report" in that episode

>>94878133
LPG and the Baruth brothers?

just read an issue where Serpentor had her tied up on the hood of his HISS tank

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>>94883881
this was the cover of the next issue

>>94877648
And Hama modeled Commander after William F. Buckley, the Ex-CIA member and conservative commentator iirc.

>>94859542
>spoiled British college student becomes a radical, and then a terrorist

That required zero mental gymnastics.

>>94868978
Well, you are what you eat.

>>94883690
>The "good guys" want women to stay at home only
>The "bad guy" allow equal chance to server for every members of the organisation no matter the gender and race

OH AM I LAFFIN, it was truly a different time

>>94881077
Can we just all agree that no matter what, Serpentor's voice acting was fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvD1yByuKFY

>>94884224
he was capslock personified

what did G.I. Joe mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPymgVU_xY

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>>94884517
Lady Jaye in the best.

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>>94884517

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>>94884190
>>94884269

no wonder mainframe got a boner

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>>94884584

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>>94884620
The moral of the story is: if you're a Cobra and you got tits, Lady Jaye is coming to beat your shit.

>>94884638
is there a specific trope for this? villain lands heavy hits but takes only one hit from the hero to lose?

>>94884787
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NowItsMyTurn

So Baroness needs a thicker skull?

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>>94884923
That or Jaye canon punches like a Mack truck.

>>94884840
thanks.

now i can add it to the "tropes you hate" thread when it pops up again.

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>>94884923
She needs to take a cue from her hubby

>>94884955
maybe the Fireman told her to wear that green glove, and that her destiny lies in the town of Twin Peaks

>>94884224
Dick Gautier was indeed the man.

RIP

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>>94868882
>Julianne Moore
>Zach Galifanakis
>Alan Tudyk?
>Olivia Wilde
>Tony Hale
>Vinnie Jones
>in a G.I. Joe sketch

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>>94884955
no even her man is safe

>>94882856
literally SEETHING

>>94857513

her tits are so big she needs a co-bra to hold them up.


i'm not proud....

>>94883147
>>94883149
thank you for correcting the record my friends. $.05 has been deposited into your accounts!

>>94870279
>>94870297
>Baroness
>short hair
Delet this!

>>94887220
>y-you mad

excellent rebuttal, tell me have you grown tired of winning yet?

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>That moment when Lady Jaye took off Cobra trooper's underwear

Hot!

>>94882789
>swn "play your clarinet"

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>>94883094
The light blue parts were intended to be nude.

This thread just made me look up some baroness porn.

>>94878253

Can anyone explain the ice cream thing, and why it was a big deal, or funny?

>>94881077

>With one arrow, Zartan left a buffoon in complete control of Cobra.

The wrong side won the Cobra Civil War. Destro had to come back and take over Cobra because Fred was no leader.

>>94883942

The idea was that the fake Cobra Commander wouldn't dare risk her being shot at. That didn't work out so well for him. All it got Serpentor was an argument with Hawk over the proper treatment of prisoners.

>>94881077
then serpentor stands up like a boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1V2B5FEUA

>>94884638

>I'm not finished with you yet.

Lady Jaye confirmed for Braun Strowman of GI Joe?

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>>94890811
>JAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEE!

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>>94867948
Don't come wide with me, ye pint-sized mutt!

>>94884224
>>94884322
>>94885255

RIP.

Let us celebrate his introduction in the cartoon.

https://youtu.be/2lwf5_DMkwc

>>94890803

It takes a while, but in both the IDW continuation of the Marvel series, and in the previous Devil's Due version, Serpentor is eventually revived from this.

Even at the time, Hama had the foresight to have Mindbender put the body on ice in case Hasbro made a new figure and demanded his return.

>>94890887
true but still would've been bad-ass if he stood up and acted like it's a minor inconvenience

>"Even if I were blind, deaf, and bereft of limbs, you would still be no match for me!"

>>94861123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEaXKeCUUJE

>>94873219
Great writing. Larry Hama's style is instantly recognizable. I wish someone would hire him to write the dialogue for a military video game.

>>94890811
>beats up Baroness to a bloody pulp, leaves
>Cobra troopers recover her and get her in a medical helicopter
>Jaye comes back and yells "I'm not finished with you!" and tips the copter over

>>94857622
HAHAHAHA
Literally Antifa
XD

>>94878258
>America is the undisputed most powerful millitary in the world. When it decides to fight for freedom, what exactly does that mean? Who are they fighting against? Where are they fighting?
That's just some shit the White House spews out to get us to support them sending our young men and women to fight.

>>94889242
What?

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>>94892711
She had one funky outfit.