So, are we just supposed to act like he never existed?

>>94846341
literally who?

>>94846341
This is the cinnanone universe, we don't have this here.

>>94846341
Just like the two other guys...

>>94846341
No because he implies that an adult would know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

Or the Cookie Crisp dog...or officer...or burglar...

>>94846341
What the fuck happened to Cereal commecials in general?

maybe its cause I dont watch CN or Nick or Disney as much as I used to ,but fuck I never see em anymore, and its really only cereal commericals. I only really lessened my viewing of those channels about a 2 or 3 years ago at most.

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>>94846360
My sister had the bank you had to send boxtops away for, with all three of them looking happy together. It played a version of their song when you put money in. Naturally she was crushed when the others disappeared and Wendell became a moon-faced retard.

>>94846341
perhaps one of the greatest tragedies of becoming an adult was Cinnamon Toast Crunch started making me shit my guts out

>>94846396
no fun allowed.

>>94846396
You know, I'm not sure. I've never really noticed til now.

I haven't seen a captain crunch commercial this fucking decade. It's all either special K kinds of shit for adults or like, that new cinnamon toast crunch commercial with the anthropomorphic cereal pieces.

Gone are the days of ITS REESES FOR BREAKFAST

>>94846466
It's because you can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>>94846543
oh no

it happened to me

>>94846341
Ever since that indicdent with those kids, yeah.

>>94846561
That swirling motion with his spoon isn't going in no cereal if you know what I mean

>>94846588
I don't think I do

>>94846588
I'm sorry I don't know what you mean
Can you explain?

>>94846539
CANDY FOR BREAKFAST?

>>94846640
NO, REESES PUFF CEREAL

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>>94846388

Or wizard!

>>94846539
literally its just either adult focused cereals, Krave which is great imo and also oddly really good when mixed with Cinnamon toast crunch. and well Cinnamon Toast Crunch cannibal edition.

odddly enough both commericals are focused on horrific genocide.

>>94846683
Oh I forgot about krave. I actually haven't tried it.
The commercial goes 'crave those crazy squares' right?

>>94846683
>>94846694
I was interested in trying Krave, but I was looking at it and saw that the entire back of the box was covered in literal memes. I was compelled to believe that wasn't a good sign.

>>94846431
Oh my God... I was just about the other two chefs, and as I was getting ready to the song that this bank played popped up in my head. I've never forgotten the melody after all these years (it was an extended version of the commercial theme). I'm really happy to see someone else remembers this bank.

>>94846543
OH GOD NO!!!! I thought I was still a kid at heart but when I turned 21 I became an adult, I KNEW I shouldnt have drank that imported sake my cousin got me for my birthday!

>>94846658
:O

I did not know about him!

>>94846725
no man try it, its actually pretty good imo. anything that will sell itself based on the horrific death of sentient chocolate from the actions of also sentient cereal pieces is good enough to give a chance in my book.

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Well, not long till these fucks will be back on shelves and turning my poop various wonderful colors

>>94846800
Where's THE CREATURE WITH THE BLACK MACAROONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0OBpW1YwBE

>>94846823
Kek. Thanks for that. Poor Gill-man.

>>94846800
Damn, their artstyles is a really great representation of corresponding decades

>>94846800
Chocula and Frankenberry kicked their addiction to that sweet lettuce, but Booberry still struggles to this day.

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>>94846877
You're right. Not bad capsules for their times. Wonder if they'll change this year's addition. Pretty sure top slot was the previous year.

>>94846600
>>94846636

You see, the spoon represents Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and the sugars being sucked into its vortex represent the childhood you can never regain. You couldn't see it because you don't understand why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

>>94846962
damn you Wendell, bamboozled me again

>>94846800
I remember Terry Dodson drew the Count Chocula one and Jim Lee did the Boo Berry one, but I forgot who did the Frankenberry one.

>>94846539
I saw a reese's commercial just the other day, It was one from a few years ago though.

Remember when trix had different shapes and texture and the rabbit was animated and not just a dull cut-out. Yeah, me neither.

>>94846996
fuck you, anon, why hurt me like this

Trix was a shit cereal though

Who /fruitypebbles/ here

>>94847003
>Trix was a shit cereal though
Carlton that you?

https://youtu.be/PwHf_06A-P0

>>94846640
>>94846653
Does anyone have that old /b/ Reese's puffs comic?

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>>94847030
Nah, Cocoa

#barneybrigade

>>94847079
is there an angry Pepe edited to look like Fred

because there should be

>>94847030
I sure as hell am. Cocoa Pebbles is for fags who can't handle Cocoa Puffs. But Fruity Pebbles is a one of a kind original.

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made this for you
>>94847095

BARNEEEEEEEEEEE MY PEBBLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>94847208
thanks anon, you're a real human bean

>>94847165
man I dont know why but fruity pebbles are the shit.

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>>94846345

>>94846658
It's cookies for breakfast, something only a wizard could conjure

>>94847079
>>94847030

Patrician tastes. Nothing beats Flintstones cereal.

Except milk when it turn the fucking stuff soggy in about 30 seconds

>>94848585
>eating your cereal with milk
Never got this. The sogginess mixed with the gross colored milk deterred me from doing it with any cereal

>>94846996
Trix was fucking disgusting anyway. Tasting it the first time as a kid I thought, "wow! That Rabbit is wasting his fucking time chasing after this shit"

Poptarts cereal was fucking crack though, and they discontinued that shit quick. Not sure why .

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>>94848858
Honeycombs, Fruit Loops, and Pops are the only cereal worth bothering to eat with sugar at a normal pace. I honestly love Lucky Charms as isafter I eat all the marshmallows first.

On topic though, I hate that cereal advertising has devolved into dreamworks face 3D and overall lazy artwork. And the already 3D brand just disappeared on TV. I didn't even like Apple Jacks but loved the commercials as a kid.

Ah man, I miss /cock/

One night I was listening to Cthulhu by Iced Earth and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial came on and it synched relatively well

>>94846341
Every time I remember that ad with the telescope where the kids are looking up at the stars and they just see him shoving Cinnamon Toast Crunch at them

>No more cereal commercials
Face it, breakfast is ruined

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>>94846932
Oh boy, I can't fucking wait.

>>94848858
This, I just don't get it. Part of the appeal of cereal for me (what little there is, anyway) is that it's crunchy. Eating soggy waterlogged puffed corn sounds disgusting.

>>94849319
>waterlogged
>water
Wut

>>94846800
Is the Booberry ghost just eternally baked?

>>94849347
Milklogged then, must we argue semantics here?

>>94849075
>pops
>honeycombs
>fruitloops
Good shit, these days I eat entirely too much corn flakes, cheerieos and rice chex instead of the diabetes-inducing crack of our youth.

>people shitting on Trix
Literally plebeian. That shit was like a cornucopia of fruit flavors. Like Fruity Pebbles that don't turn to sludge instantly.

>>94849568
I don't think I could ever see the point of view of someone who enjoys Fruity Pebbles over Trix.

>>94849075
>eat with sugar
With milk. Oh gosh. Everything I say is made of bad. Sorry.

You guys be eating some shitty cereal lmao. My favorites are

>Chex
>Mini Wheats
>Oreo O's
>Smorz
>Pops
>Fruity Pebbles
>Rice Krispies
>Raisin Bran

Sugary cereals like Trix and Cinnamon Toast Crunch were never that good to me, even as a kid. I'd always pick some regular cereal or weird cereal over the over advertised nasty ones.

>>94846341
>>94846388
or cookie jarvis

>>94849383
He's modeled on Peter Lorre who had heavy lidded eyes. This is the part where you literally who and then I literally anus you

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>Ctrl+F Honey Bunche-[no results]
Oh you can all go to hell. Best cereal coming through.

>>94849833
Are you vegan per chance?

>>94849635
>all that grandma cereal
You were never a child to begin with.

>>94846800
Nu-Boo is literally the only guy with a full set of teeth. And he's fucking dead. What do they put in that shit?

>>94849913
>Are you vegan per chance
No, but.. whut? Is there a meat flakes cereal?

>>94849977
Vegans eat lots of nuts and oats.

>>94850044
So does everyone else

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>>94846341
BREAKFAST IS RUINED

>>94846932
I have only seen the main 3, no Mummies or Brutes.

Cerealverse General? Cerealverse General.

>>94846539
There was that brief period when Lucky Charms went all Adventure Time artstyle

>>94849833
My only problem is that the corn flakes are uber flimsy.

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JU MEAN CRUNCH LIKE DEES?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Cookie Crisp just isn't as good anymore when I look at the box and don't see Chip or the Cookie Crook. I think some mascots kept me coming back, not the taste. Weird.

Cap'n Crunch Blueberry Pancake Crunch, while recent, was amazing. I hate that everything is fucking LIMITED EDITION these days.

>>94849833
Literally all my parents would buy from age 13 to 19. I had to finally be like "Hey so... can we mix it up?"

>>94846396
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh54_GAM6zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyi01ZTRV4g

>>94850446
>Everything has to be Adventure Time and Regular Show now
>THAT will sell food!

>>94850472
dont worry, there's gonna be a relapse soon and we'll stop seeing this hentai shit artstyle

>>94850446
>Eat cereal
>It "feels like" a day when you don't have to be at school or do things you don't want to do

Isn't that just cockblocking yourself?

Chocolate Lucky Charms is the tightest shit ever

Pops Applejacks and Honey Nut Cheerios are my top 3.
>>94848858
>don't eat cereal with milk
>anon you're weird
>they dump perfectly good milk along with too soggy cereal down the drain

>>94846640
>>94846653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvlLgYOcWxE

>>94846800

>tfw you missed out on Fruity Yummy Mummy a few years ago

I still miss this girl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDadc7wX2zs

Has there ever been another female cereal mascot? I can't say I recall any others...

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>>94849075
>that commercial where Apple got in first
>they became friends in the rest of the commercials
Felt good man

>>94847030
Fruity pebbles are great.
Chocolate Rice crispies beats out their Coco version though

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>>94846932
Why does new fruit brute look like he's trying to seduce me.

>>94846341
We have always been at war with Oceania, anon.

>>94847693
Heeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>94851178
Glad I wasn't the only one who wanted to see apple win. If anything Cinnamon is winnamon got on my nerves after the 8th ad.

>>94849913
>grandma cereal

Spoiled brats, the lot of youse.
You haven't had a childhood off fucking Raisin Bran to suffer through. For years on end, fucking Raisin Bran.

When we finally got Honey Bunches of Oats, I celebrated.

>>94846341
He's still on the box but the cannibal cereal is what's being promoted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYSmbOMgv2c

>>94846683
Krave is amazing.

>>94846800
>Booberry virtually unchanged after decades
How does he do it lads?

>>94846396
Obama administration came down hard on food advertisements focused towards children in his second term.

I'm from New Zealand.
I haven't seen most of these cereals ever be sold here.

>>94852627
That's a good thing, they all have ungodly amounts of sugar in them. It's no wonder diabetes is so common here in America desu, we start them out young pumping them full of almost double the recommended daily dose of sugar in just one meal.

>>94852057
I never buy it because because I always eat the whole box in one day.

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These days I'm a Frosted Flakes/Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy.
Pic related was the best cereal I ever had.

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>>94849075
>Fruit Loops
>Fruit

You fucked up.

>>94852539
Yet another reason why I hate that piece of shit

>>94852736
Oh, shit. I remember those reflectors

>>94851152
There's a new honey goo girl in the "Satur-daaaaay" commercials for Golden Grahams

>>94851152
Nope and that's a darn shame.

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Why does spic Corn Flakes' rooster look friendly and cartoony while the gringo one lacks a soul?

I can't recall the name of the cereal, but I remember three things.
>It was Disney/Halloween themed
>It had Marshmallows
>It tasted like shit
From what I remember, the box looked pretty cool.

>>94846932
Are these the dads of those Scooby Doo monster girls?

>>94846800
Did Shmorky draw that ghost?

Lets settle it once and for all /co/.

Which was the best cereal?

>>94852723
Wow!! I remember that one. That was some good cereal.

>>94853085
Honey nut Cheerios

>>94853085

Either Rice Chex or Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds when I wanna pretend I'm a healthy adult.

Fruity Pebbles when I can't be fucked.

>>94853085
French Toast Crunch

>>94853085
Silly rabbit, Trix are for /co/!

>>94846800
>2014
Jesus, you can tell that was the instant that the deviantart kids grew up and got art careers.

>>94853085
Oreos cereal. Discontinued in America but still sold in Canada.

>>94854215
Not in the west it's not.

>>94853085
Cream Of Wheat

>>94848858
What does this even mean? How do you eat your cereal?

>>94854362
Does he just spoon it out of the bowl dry, or does he bury his face in the kibble like a dog?

>>94854362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIL9srAp_Oo

>>94854362
Put it in a bowl or plastic bag (if on the go) and pick it up, put in mouth. Why is that hard to understand? The same way you eat chips, candy, etc.

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>>94854469

>>94854469
Dry cereal is only food if you're high, FACT

>>94854520
Eating soggy milk cereal is no different from well-done with ketchup fags with steak

>>94854551
how dare you

>>94852539
We keep getting that in australia but it's more focused on fast food. Mostly maccas.

>>94853085
Game of the Year Every Year is Grape Nuts

>>94854551
Just admit you are a fucking weirdo
I've never known anyone to eat cereal without milk

>>94854159
I like the 2014 style

>>94854551
Well your opinion is objectively wrong.

>>94854591
Explain to me why you like your cereal to desinigrate and turn to mush

>>94854634
explain to me why you take an hour to eat cereal

>>94854634
Cereal is literally made for milk, dumbass.

>>94854634
>>94854647
Honestly, there's a sweet spot between mush and dry that is ideal for all cereals, deviating too far in either direction is disaster.

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Which one did you grow up on /co/? Left or right?

>>94854647
Says who?

>>94854724
Neither

>>94846800
I'm ashamed that I only know these characters thanks to Drawn Together, we never got these cereals in Latin America. Maybe similar ones but not those brands/mascots.

>>94854732
Cereal commercials and the box-art.

>>94846800
The 90s designs lose. the simple charm of the original designs by Disneyfying everything

COCO KRISPIES HAD A MONKEY I TELL YOU
THEY WERE COCO POPS IN EUROPE

FUCKING ELF TRIPLETS MUST BE STOPPED

>>94854724
I was in the transition zone

>>94854694
Life has the sweet spot about 45 seconds after the milk gets poured in.

>>94853085
Special K

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>>94846658
I always wanted this so badly as a child, but my parents would never buy it for me.

>>94854793
I just pour smaller bowls and eat two or three of those servings.

>>94854215
They recently brought them back, I saw a big box of them in Walmart a few days ago

Do they still make Rice Krispies Treats cereal?

shit was awesome

>>94853085
Cinnamon Life.

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GOAT coming through

>>94849635
>all that grandma cereal
The only truly grandma tier cereal in that list is Chex and Raisin Bran. Giving Rice Krispies to a kid is a mistake, though. I'm surprised that I didn't become diabetic with the amount of sugar I poured in the bowl.

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Since we're on the subject of mascot redesigns, what did you guys think? I find him kind of cute.

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"Their eeeedible!"

>>94855033
Gay as fuck
Will always be Showbiz Pizza to me

>>94855025
Was meant for >>94849913

>>94855033
I remember /co/ shitstorming over the redesign. He's cute but still pretty outdated.

>>94852539

>Obongo

That's on the parents, not the fucking ad.

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>>94855072
>>94855072

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>>94854993
>KoKoKrunch

>>94853085

Probably Special K.

>>94854832
I was scared I was the only one. Special K Almond and the chocolate ones are great.

>>94855033
Funfact: the old 2D chuck-e-cheese ads were done by Klasky-Csupo

>>94855365
That's not very fun for a fact.

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>>94855108
I never realized how much "Dick The Birthday Boy" looks like Rich Evans until I actually found out it was him

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>>94848858
>>94849319
>>94851009
My god, I thought I was the only one...

>>94853085
Rice Crispies but you had to add sugar.

>>94851009
>>they dump perfectly good milk along with too soggy cereal down the drain
What the fuck you're supposed to drink it

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>>94855586
>He doesn't pour a little bit of milk so that you get both the delight of crunchy and chewy.
Pleb tier

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>>94855984
>pour a little bit of milk so that you get both the delight of crunchy and chewy.
You, anon, I like you.

>>94855033
Sad to hear that the animatronics are leaving, it was fun while it lasted.

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>>94855984
>>94856969
I thought this was common sense?

>>94857006
>>94856969
>>94855984
I used to just pour an equal amount until i learned that less milk means more cereal.

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>>94857006
You'd be surprised.

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>there are ACTUALLY people who put the milk in first
Fucking why

>>94857398
Mcfucking this. You are denying yourself cereal goodness

All those complaining about soggy cereal are ducking stupid. Just get yourself a bowl of milk and pour in only as much cereal as you can eat before it gets soggy. After you're done, then pour in more. I figured that shit out after,the first time i ate cereal.

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>>94857608
>milk before cereal

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HYPE

>>94853085
Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>>94857676
Booberry sounds like a place where they manufacture tits.>>94857676

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nostalgiafagging but
>Ywn sit down to have a bowl of cereal and watch goosebumps on a saturday morning again.

>>94853085
Honey Graham Oh!s

>>94852723
I remember these. anon I remember finishing a whole box of these in a day.

>>94848858
Straight outta the box, dry, and by the fucking handful

Might explain why I'm a fucking fatass

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Remember when they used to give prizes on cereal.
>pic related rythm and boos Cd.

>>94857711
I cant wait to get some sometime in September at walmart.
>>94857904
in*

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>>94857904
I've got a Captain Crunch plush from saving boxtops and change for shipping, then waiting what was an eternity to a 5 year old, 6-8 weeks.

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>>94846341
It was a he?

>>94857927
That reminds me, if any of you are in the downtown chicago area, definitely check out Jugg's Booberry. I just commissioned a pair of double Ds and they turned out fantastic.

>>94857949
pb captain crunch was so good. I wonder if the newer ones taste the same now.

>>94858037
I'm wondering the same thing, brb shopping

>>94857608
>>94857637
Everyone knows that old adage, "cereal before milk smooth as silk, milk before cereal you're a dumbass".

Also here's the link for the CD that came in the old boxes of the monster cereals.
I lost mine years ago so I'm glad I was able to find it online
http://www.halloweenforum.com/halloween-music/146926-count-chocula-13-days-halloween-rhythm-boos.html#/topics/146926

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So:
>Wendell goes crazy the same time swirls appear on the cereal

Suspicious, is it not? I believe Wendell KILLED the other two and to prevent detection of his nefarious crime, threw their corpses into the cereal production - and the "cinnamon" swirls are in fact the literal blood remains of Bob and Quello. Yet, somehow, the souls of those brave, deceased bakers lived on, unable to move into the afterlife due to literal unfinished business. At an apropos time, years into the future when Wendell least expected it... they struck back; killing the by-now senile, erratic, mentally-addled and geriatric chef. Notice in modern-day advertisement, frequently only two "Crazy Squares" are on the cover: Bob and Quello, in their new supernatural forms, taking control back of their rightful creation and seeking to resume their life of cooking and advertising spiced-up cereal to youths all over the world.

A morbid, gripping sequence of events.

>>94858140
it all makes sense now

>>94858076
I don't even remember what cereal had it but I remember an Atlantis: The Lost Empire disc with some minigame type shit on it. Played it endlessly.

>>94851706
I wanna tongue kiss him <3 <3 <3

>>94853085
Honey graham oh's

>>94858066
update us on cereal comparisons.

>>94858170
Nice, I stop is you played with the mac 2? ever play ottomatic on it?

>>94846345
Wendell.

Question is, who are the other two chefs?

>>94858189
Well for me I tried lucky charms and it's shit now, same with trix and frosted flakes.

>>94858226
And anon be dropping the truths right here; >>94858140

>>94850446
Serious question: is there a series or show that Kevin Michael Richardson doesn't have a voice acting role in?

I don't hate him, but I'm getting kinda sick of hearing his voice all the time.

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>>94858189
>>94858239
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/05/25/trixs-new-natural-colors-dubbed-disgusting-by-cereal-loving-twitter-users.html
Cereal is changing

>>94858201
Nah, I had a gateway Astro as my first PC, though I do own pic related today, mostly for Oregon Trail.

>>94848858
You nerds are clearly using too much milk if it gets soggy in a minute.

>>94855033
Way better than the old one personally.

>>94853085
Cap'n Crunch
all flavors are good but my personal favorites are Peanut butter and Oops all berries

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Who was this guy?

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>tfw these came back
So fucking good.

>>94854978
yeah it's around

>>94858469
Pretty sure those dates are wrong

>>94857825
This and the Quaker Oats square things were the fucking best

>>94853085
After they came back I've found that I really like Smorz so maybe that for me. Though it depends on the day since I like to have different stuff.

>>94854978
true patrician taste there, anon

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>>94851178
But wasn't the gimmick always that Apple Jacks didn't actually taste like apples?

>>94858469
this needs to be updated because as of 2017 they've gone back to using the 2010 design

>>94858469
>2016 lucky looks autistic with adhd and should be put out of his misery
> 2010 lucky looks like he found a secret stash of meth and he's about to kill all those kids who try to steal his cereal.
>1998 lucky looks like he doesn't know what personal space is.

>>94856992
>the animatronics are leaving
Wait, what? Source?

>Tfw used to hype up French toast crunch but it tastes like shit


Was it just nostalgia or does the new FTC taste like ass

>>94858544
oh god I remember eating quaker oat squares and getting so much diarrhea but it was worth it because like chex that ahit was delicious.

>>94858469
>Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons, Pots of Gold and Rainbow, and a Red Balloon.
Remember seeing this one on Saturday Mornings watching Fox Kids; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp3Dt1Nk3WE

>>94858571
yep, it was a big moment of just saying "fuck it, the whole premise of our cereal is stupid"

This makes me yearn for the days of /cock/

>>94855033
Terrible. the new design is creepy. theur pizza is still a ok though.

>>94858603
your taste buds just changed as you got older
I still like it

>>94858602
Here ya go anon, I'll admit, I'm gonna miss them; http://wgntv.com/2017/08/21/chuck-e-cheeses-getting-rid-of-iconic-animatronic-band/

>>94858603
the newer shit tastes different. less sugar more grains.

>>94858655
Artificial colors are on the way out too, affecting some cereals more than others.

>>94858379
Not that dude but I've noticed a few cereals I used to eat a lot taste slightly different to me. I don't know if its changing taste buds or if they are actually changing the ingredients but things like Apple Jacks and Cinnamon Toast Crunch taste different to me now.

>>94858682
oh yeah that too. it ruined froot loops. it tastes like cardboard now.

>>94858707
They're generally putting less sugar in everything, I think

>>94858707
cinnamon toast crunch not that much but I get a hint of less cinnamon and more sugar now.

>>94857904
I remember getting amazon trail and being addicted to the fishing mini game and being freaked out when ever I caught the plague.

>>94858469
wth? I only remember 1988 and 98

>>94846658
Was I the only one who thought the chocolate bits on the cookies had the texture of a mole that sticks out? It was always oddly soft.

>>94854761
On a related note, I was surprised to find out Melvin the elephant, or Choco Krispies ar all, existed in the US. He, Tony and Sam used to be treated as the trinity of Kellogg's mascots in Mexico.

>>94854684
it was made to stop masterbating.
Learn2Cereal anon.

>>94858917
Kellogg wasn't the inventor of cold cereal as we know it today, nor was he the one to popularize it.

Corn Flakes just really took off for some reason.

>>94859014
STOP MASTURBATING AND EAT CEREAL ALSO LEMME SEE THAT FORESKIN.

>>94848585
Cocoa pebbles are best when they're soggy you plebian

>>94857676
Can't believe I missed out on the Yummy Mummy revival a few years back

>>94854159
Well they are the target market

>>94858508

Are they still going to shred the roof of my mouth? Because as good as they were, I'm not sure it was worth it.

>>94855048
the cheetahmen had a rough life

>>94859332
>having a weak babymouth

>>94859332
Captain Crunch does the same thing, though

>>94859332
Same reason I quit Captain Crunch. Shit was delicious but I'd be tasting the roof of my mouth for the next few hours after.

>>94858571
No the cereal tastes like the seasonings they add to applejack, which is cinnamon.

>>94853085
Waffle Crisp

Chocolate Rice Krispies with soy milk is so good.

What was the name of the cereal with corn flakes and blueberries in it? All I remember was that it came in a blue box and it was my shit growing up

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God damn, I want some cereal.

>>94859392
>>94859395
This is why milk helps. Not too much though.

>>94859395
Do you people just mash the cereal with your tongue and the roof of your mouths? just chew first.

After Apple could win did the Apple Jacks commercials get better or worse?

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>Basically Coca Puffs but smaller and tasted much sweeter plus it turned your milk into liquid sugar
I was addicted to this shit.

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>>94851056
I'm so sorry, anon. I wish I had tried Frute Brute at the time, but Yummy Mummy was absolute GODTIER.

>>94853085
Corn Flakes, but only specific brands.

>>94846800
That faux "Bela Lugosi vs. Karloff" rivalry that Count Chocula and Frankenberry had was true commercial kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yD7SBXXSVM

>>94846543
i can because it's a bowl of sugar at 8am

i'm glad this shit is marketed less it's the worst possible thing you can do to yourself in the morning

I like Cheerios.

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Why are there no female breakfast cereal mascots?

>>94861239
When you're horny you aren't hungry anymore.

>>94861239
Of course there are, there's...
There's...
There's...
Fuck you cunt I KNOW one exists FUCK you I'm going to LOOK IT UP
CUNT

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>>94861239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m33knIaDXW0

>>94861349
cereal mascot characters, not obscure cereal related waifus

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>>94857608

bitch cereal floats you get such a fucking small amount of cereal in and youd have to carefully pour it in to keep the milk from splashing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a2-tT3eM8k

>>94860182
I want Fruit Brute to deepthroat my cock and french me after.

>>94855541
That man is a living meme

>>94855048
Whatever happened to that website? I've been looking all over for it. Anyone remember what it was called?

>>94852171
He had a good design in the beginning

>>94861239
Toucan Sam(antha)

>>94854978
Every time i bring this up everone just thinks im talking about the shitty normal rice krispies. Treat cereal was the GOAT cereal when it was around

>>94861349
There's our girl. Literally the reason I entered this thread.

>create poll to decide color of Rice Krispies boxes
>actively demonize one of the choices
Poor Ms. Pink. Her corporate masters literally set her up to fail. Fuck Kelloggs.

>>94850446
What the fuck is that orange thing suppose to be?

>>94855098

>That's on the parents

Tail wags the dog, and patently false if you EVER convinced your parents to buy you something stupid.

And even if you didn't, I bet you believe you're a special snowflake that never wanted something you saw on TV, or wanted something your friends liked because THEY saw it on TV.

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>>94851039
Never tried Oreo's they bring them back buy a box what have I been missing out all my life?

>>94856969
>>94857006
>>94857123
Jerry, get a job.

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>>94852723
I remember the cinnamon rolls ones shame they aren't around anymore.

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>>94853085
Kix. Fight me.

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>>94853085
Fucking loved this as a kid

>inb4 grandma cereal

>>94854159
>Terry Dodson and Jim Lee
>deviantART kids
Are you retarded?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2014/08/06/dc-comics-monster-cereals-exclusive/13641423/

>>94863000
IF
THE
BOOT
FITS

>>94863076
What did you just say to me?

>>94862119
Im gonna say Kix

>>94863122
https://youtu.be/S4g0OuGo38U?t=26s

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>>94863196
. . . Okay, cowboy

>Eating Lucky Charms
>Methodically only eat the cereal bits, leaving the marshmallows
>At the end, just eat several spoonfulls of candy
I'm 24 and I keep a box around for those rough mornings. Sometimes, candy for breakfast ain't so bad.

>>94863599
they had a promotion where you could buy just marshmallows

I'm pretty sure I didn't dream that


Also, fruity pebbles = best cereal

>>94863632
It was a sweepstakes, they weren't just for sale.
That said, those 40lb bags of the marshmallows have been an online staple for years.

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since were talkin about old mascots.

https://youtu.be/zIoCzfkww7I

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Guys.

You've seen these. I know you have, especially if you're a poor piece of shit like myself. These are made by Malt-O-Meal, or MOM Brands. You know who owns MOM Brands? Post.

This is, of course, a ripoff of Cocoa Pebbles. You know who makes Cocoa Pebbles? Once again, Post.

Let that sink in for a moment. Post owns this company. They make bootlegs of their own cereal. For all we know, they could be the exact same but just without the branding. Us puny consumers have been playing checkers, but they've been playing chess for years.

>Upon Post's acquisition of MOM Brands in 2015 (the former Malt O Meal), both the Cocoa and Fruity versions of Pebbles began to be offered in the large bagged type of packaging synonymous with Malt O Meal's line of bagged cereals alongside the traditional box sizes, along with several other Post brands.

This rabbit hole goes fucking deep.

>>94846396
>>94846539
There are the frosted flakes commercials, but to be honest, if they didn't show the cereal at the end, you'd think it's a PSA about going out and getting healthy with a giant cartoon tiger shouting "They're GRRRRRREAT!"

>>94860147
>Cereal looks like rabbit shit
>Mascot is an actual rabbit

>>94851009
You don't pour it down the drain, you drink it, dummy
also, only spoiled little shits threw away cereal because "it's too soggy, wah!"

>>94864650
but they also have ripoff general mills lucky charms and ripoff quaker oats capn crunch cereals. does that mean post acquired malt-o-meal just so they could gain access to a niche portion of their direct cereal competition? that's fucking cold.

>>94846396
Well, this exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szZHnfdkWg4

>>94864650
>You know who makes Cocoa Pebbles? Once again, Post.
Shire, the company that makes the generic version of Adderall XR, is owned by Lilly, the company that makes Adderall XR. Just like Post/MOM, the knockoff preceded the merger.

>>94857676
boo-berry looks like he needs some fuckin wellbutrin

>>94864650

>Take the cerealpill.jpg

>>94864650
When a operating company is acquired outright like that, the purchaser acquires an entire supply chain and distribution network- while cannibalization through their own competing products should be considered, in the short term it is wiser to keep things going as they are as to not interrupt the flow of profit. In the long term supply chains and distribution will be merged and redundancy will be stamped out, inevitably leading towards the "Cocoa Dyno-Pebbles" endgame.

>>94865131
But, the thing is, Cocoa Dyno-Bites seems no sign of stopping. Instead, Cocoa Pebbles itself is assimilating to the MOM culture. Those big bags they come in are now available for them.

>>94865082
Very true, but now that they're both owned by the same company, you have to think about these things.

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>>94846341
some things are lost to time.

>>94854724
Left. I couldn't figure out why he was suddenly naked and high instead of a sports guy.

Anyone remember when Capn Crunch used to fight the Soggies and their robot master?

>>94854878
>tfw I remember getting Sonic pogs from Cookie Crisp

Was fucking great.

>>94854993
>the sickle cell cocopuffs I find at EVERY hotel whenever I go to Europe

It finally has a name.

>>94855033
Hate him. I'll always be biased to the Chuck E. design and voice I grew up with.

I had no idea the voice I knew and loved was such a huge fucking Jesus freak until a few months ago. He's really fucking obnoxious about it.

>>94849188
>>94858632
>Ctrl F /cock/
>only 2 posts
These guys know what's up.

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>>94865230

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>>94850314

They did it because the Animaniacs style finally became too passé.

>>94857791
>Saturday morning
>Get a bowl of cereal
>Watch Goosebumps on Netflix
>Wonder where everything went wrong

There you go.

>>94853631

Have you even tasted real honey lately? It's 5 times better than boring cereal honey.

Great Grains (the one with the dates) is fucking fantastic

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>>94855033
The only thing I miss about Chuck E. Cheese is their fucking god-tier vanilla ice cream cakes they discontinued forever ago. I haven't tasted one in like twenty years, but I still think about it every day. I've heard they discontinued them because they were so good, the employees kept getting into and stealing them. Oh God, will I ever taste that sweet magic again?

>>94853085
Oreo O's, followed closely behind by Waffle Crisp

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>>94857398
You put a little cereal in on the milk so you can eat the crunchy layer off the top instead of it becoming a fucking soggy mess that permeates the entire cup. You eat that floating layer, then repeat with a fresh batch. You save milk and the crunchy quality of the cereal is preserved. Why is this so hard for everyone to comprehend?

>>94857949
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch sucks, as does Fruity Pebbles, and Cookie Crisp

all this thread does is remind me of the Drawn Together episode that jokes about Cereal mascots

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Blew my mind as a kid when my grandpa took out his pocket knife and showed me how to eat cereal right out of the mini-boxes, the bags hold the milk like a little bowl.

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GET ON MY LEVEL FUCKERS

>>94849833
I love honey bunches of oats. I always eat so much when I buy a box my mouth starts to bleed.

>>94865808
>that brief period in 2000 where packaging had 'millennium edition' shiny logos
I remember fucking Goldfish doing that

>>94865483
I like that design for Lucky. The previous one is kind of creepy, the art is too detailed. I'm going purely off the box art in that opinion, though. '10s Lucky looks okay in the commercials but the 2016 commercial is an obnoxious AT rip-off.

>>94861349
>> FREE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
When the fuck did this happen?

>that poorfag feel where all you ever get/got was apple jacks, corn pops, off brand corn flakes, off brand rice krispies, off brand cheerios, and off brand frosted miniwheats

dad, mom, if I behave well and get good grades on my report card, will you get me a box of the Cap'n Crunch chocolate donut cereal for Christmas?

>"We'll see son."
>"Sorry this is the closest thing we could find but, it's chocolate too so it's all the same thing. It's just marketing, you know."
>get a bag of off brand cocoa puffs for christmas

y-yeah sure, dad...

>>94855033
The old mascot looked like Krusty the clown. Also, Chuck E Cheese is for plebs.

>>94846396
I think this is the only Pebbles commercial that's actually used the Flintstones theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkDU__fkAnY

>>94865850
>Spend 30 bucks a week on a box of cancer sticks or cow piss in a can
>Won't spend an extra dollar on a box of cereal

I know this isn't a cereal, but has anything tried Nesquik lately?

I got one of those huge bottles a few months ago, was excited as fuck. Took one drink and fucking hated it. It was not the Nestle Quik I grew up with.

It's not the same as it was in the 90's. They don't even market it as chocolate milk anymore.

>>94855033
I find it oddly charming how Chuck E Cheese has always been over a decade behind in their mascot design. They had a 70s style mascot in the 90s, and now in the 2010s they redesigned him into a 90s style mascot. I'm looking forward to the current redesign in 20 years.

>>94858654
I blame Five Nights at Freddies.

>>94865753
>Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch sucks
FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.

>>94865808
>Always wanted a box because Pokemon
>Thought the cereal tasted awful every time

I just liked opening the cabinet and seeing the box looking back at me.

>>94865939
...
are you one of my siblings?

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>>94865808
>eating these with Pokemon Pop-Tarts

God-tier breakfast

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>>94865753
>Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch sucks

>>94865706
>save milk
you're not one of those heathens who dumps the milk are you

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>>94866103
Anon, time for lunch!

>>94866103
What I wouldn't give for these to return. These were my fucking crack next to Pokemon-stamped Eggos.

>>94865850
>asking for cereal for Christmas
I would say you should've dreamed bigger but you probably would've just gotten Mega Bloks instead of the Lego you asked for

>>94865946
premade Nesquik has always been pure trash

>>94865808
I fucking love how all the other pokemon look fine but arcticuno is fucking quality as shit