LOL

they lived a life of luxury before paying the ultimate price this show is so deep

>>94842108
Don't worry, healing a gunshot wound in space is like removing a splinter.

>>94842108
I wonder how many other people died when the immortality field went down

Why the fuck does this place have an immortality field and society isn't completely based around it?

Why the fuck doesn't Rick have his own personal version he has turned on at all times?

>>94842186
>namefag that can't even trip properly

Yeah this is the kind of comment I'd expect from you.

Why did the immortality field go down all the way? And given how the guy recovered from the gunshot on the roller coaster, it suggests the girl will be fine when they turn it on again.

>>94842273
He implied it was for the super super rich, though yeah, the entire Rick Government should have totally had one

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>>94842273
>a world where everybody is immortal

Marvel literally had an event like this, it was called the "Cancerverse", a universe where Death had DIED.

It didn't really look that cool to live in.

>>94842273
Yeah that irritated me too. Maybe it requires some crazy energy, but then again Rick would probably be able to use one of the various crazy fucking energy sources shown in the show so far.
An "Immortality Field" really just makes no sense, it was a bad call.

>>94842324
How'd it go bad? Was it one of those "You can't die but can still get torn to shreds" sort of things?

>>94842313
Guarantee Ricks could build like 30 things that could ignore the field, it would be useless there in the presumption that it would be only Ricks there...but making it so the field only works on Ricks would make sense but hindsights always 20/20.

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did anyone else get a boner from the dead girl?

>>94842363
I got a boner from your bait.

>>94842348
They turned Galactus into a literal world engine for some weird ass reason and it was basically the trailer for Scorn everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKTkCa5nB_8

>>94842273
Because many societies fuction on the understanding of mortality. Being immortal would harm healthcare (No need for medicine), certain economics (such as life insurance or hospitals again. Religion would suffer because there would be no point of following a god if you won't see him. Not to mention that without the consequences of death, crime would rise dramatically and society would collapse.

As for Rick, I think he does not have one because he doesn't care to build one. Because , as shown by his personality and his augmented body, his mortality is part of the only shred of him that is still "humane".

Plus if he had one, it would be more of a crutch.

>>94842273
>all damage or noxious effects, including those of alcohol, are negated by the field

Priorities man. Rick doesn't even burp inside the field.

Really stupid how the resort doesn't have any kind of warning system in case of events like this?

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>>94842348
unchecked growth can lead to bad things

>>94842490
So Death is the only thing keeping humans from becoming Mogo?

>>94842361
ricks hate themselves and dont care about dying

>>94842273
Because Rick is literally waiting for something to kill him for real. That's why he didn't even bother activating any of his Batman-tier counter-measures in the field; he just wants to feel even a small bit of that sweet release.

>>94842507
Yeah, which is really stupid because most things would just go the route of Cars and just stop thinking after a while from being biomerged from all the other living stuff smushing into them.

that was probably the darkest thing the show has done

>>94842617
Why? They've killed children before. A rich little shit actually learning what death is pales in comparison to a ton of things they've done.

Morty coldly mutating a dude for not wanting to fuck Summer is darker than that.

>>94842108
This episode was so bad, this was the only scene I laughed at

>>94842661
When did they kill kids before?

>>94842363
I can say without irony that I did, yes.

>>94842326
>>94842273

It's probably because it's superscience that can be negated by counter superscience. The typical arms race of defense versus offense would apply there too. Preventing typical deaths like from blunt trauma, lasers/bullets or heart disease or whatever is all you need in a fancy resort, but someone could probably walk in with some tech jargon device that bypasses the field if they really wanted to.

>>94842661
The difference being Ethan can be fixed anytime after Summer chills out. If that girl isn't taken to a space hospital immediately she's never coming back.

>>94842108
I'll be honest. This scene shocked me for a second. It didn't have to be there. But they put it in anyways. I'm sure they're happy about shocking folks. But this went over the line for me.

>>94842661
Children are innocent*.

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So Rick stated that he can't cure death, but the immortality shield and the hospital where Jerry went can?

>>94842730
>bullshitting because he's lazy
He literally could've just switched out the dead hobo with another one from a universe where that Rick got bored with the idea.

>>94842324
>>94842348
>>94842490
What event is this and where can I read it?

>>94842730
Because hes a selfish fuck that always lives by the skin of his teeth. An immortality field would make him complacent and cause people to get nosey. I mean shit morty has already had to tell the neighbor to fuck off, imagine how that would go down if somebody saw a bird smack into their window, unbreak its neck then fly off?

>>94842769
Hello newbie, Thanos Imperative is what you are looking for.

It's seen as the end of the great cosmic Marvel age, so you might want to read some of the things that happened before it first.

>>94842721
Good. One less person taking this show too seriously is always a plus.

>>94842363
the enjoyment i felt is probably rooted from the same place that makes me enjoy hitting animals with my car

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>>94842490
Looks fun.

>>94842798
ok whats the start

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Is it just me or is Trump to blame for this seasons quality? I'm not trying to bait or anything. I feel the exact same thing happened with the new Gorillaz album too.

>>94842324
>>94842348
>>94842490
>>94842769
>>94842870
>>94842877

https://thepiratebay(dot)bid/torrent/10663171/Cosmic_Marvel_2004-2011

I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>94842699
>>94842864
these posts are not bait

>>94843034
>3 seeders

I thought piratebay died

>>94842108
>f

This shocked people?
They fucking telegraphed that this was going to happen as soon as they showed there being kids playing with guns when Rick was explaining the immortality field.

>>94842326
The whole show exists for fucking jokes. Lore is secondary and drama needs to fuck off if it's taking up more than 20 mins MAX per season.
You are cancer

>>94842661
a child being accidentally killed by another child discharging a firearm is a thing that happens sometimes according to cnn

>>94842897
New gorillaz sucked because Damon is a hack and, yes, part of that was him trying to virtue signal with as many monkeys as possible but honestly he did that half the time before now.
If Drumpf can destroy a show it's the creators' fault. Heaps of people and media don't/didn't care and or weren't affected.

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>>94842108
>those socks

>>94842897
No. Literally all women writers are to blame

>>94842730
It doesn't cure it. The field just suspends it. Anything that you need to keep plugged in to a generator isn't a cure; its a safety feature.

That's like calling Codeine the cure for pain. As soon as you stop taking it, the pain comes flooding back and then some.

>>94843082

>only one up that even has seeders, unfortunately

I know right! But just like putlocker, it seems to have too many heads to be killed off. They cut one off and two more appear.

>>94842273
I'd imagine it's something incredibly expensive to operate, especially as it gets larger. It's not worth the huge cost to keep one up everywhere for average people, or the lower classes who would benefit the most from it. The rich people pay enough to keep it on for their fun, so they get it. They probably don't even have them at their own houses.

A personal one wouldn't be very useful, they can be disabled, so even if he has it implanted inside him, someone would just shoot where it is, cut him open, etc., to get to the projector and turn it off while he's regenerating.

>>94842306
That whole thing is a plothole, really. Rick probably can't be shot anyways.

>>94843159
>>94843147
True enough. I guess Drumpf broke Harmon and the women writers.

>>94842897
Wouldn't the Gorillaz be more about the dumb shit going on in Britain?

Also, most conservatives are highly disengaged with the entertainment industry; don't expect to watch a cartoon on fucking adult swim or a rock group that uses cartoon characters to depict its members to have liberal ideals.

>>94843290
>wouldn't the Gorillaz be more about the dumb shit going on in Britain
Not at all. Damon has been detached from everyday life for some time. He complains like celebrities complain. At the weird things that eek into their international drug hazed culture. Trump is world drama for those sorts of people. Hell, even everyday people are bitching about Trump in MY country. Makes me sick, but what can you do. As if they would follow their own politics.

>>94843166

hail hydra

>>94842870
I don't get it.

>people don't die
>????
>giant space squid

>>94843387
If anything, nothing dying should lead to a universe with no significant life.

The point was that you still shouldn't enable kids to do shitty things even if it doesn't really hurt anybody.

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>>94842661
Not only was she killed, she was killed by her brother, who's going to have to live with that guilt for the rest of his life. Just the timing in general for it felt too... real.

It's smaller scale and less cartoonishly grotesque than a lot of dark jokes, but this one was fleshed out in such a deliberate manner that it works too well. The funny to dark ratio is also imbalanced towards the latter, whereas melting ghost baby managed to be just funnier than it was dark.

It makes me feel like shit, anon.

>>94843387

Nothing dies, so everything just keeps growing. And growing. And growing. Forever.

What do you think would happen to you if you never stopped growing? If you just kept sprouting more and more teeth, if your eyes just kept getting bigger? Weird shit happens with biology all the time. Frogs with seven legs, snakes with two heads, fucking midgets. None of that shit getting weeded out because nothing ever dies. Just growing and multiplying and getting more and more fucked up with every generation.

Eventually you'd have WAY worse shit than just some giant space squids, bro.

>>94842617
I'm sorry that your opinion is wrong, so let me correct you. The darkest thing the show has done is a tie between the cronenberg episode and the evil Morty episode.

>>94842661
Morty no doubt changed him back.
It was just a show of him adopting Rick's "Don't fucking cross me even on accident" attitude

>>94843587
>ackshyually

>>94843547
Why?
Healing a bullet wound in space is like removing a splinter.

>>94843604
>Morty no doubt changed him back.
I kind of doubt they'll ever address it.

>>94843636
That'll be my own personal headcanon, but I think their copout with Jerry only worked because he was in the hospital already, so they could work on him immediately.

The show has pretty impressive continuity for what it is, but they still bend and warp little details for dramatic or comedic purposes. I think the writers want her to be dead for realzies. After all: yadda yadda darkest years yadda yadda.

>>94843853
You really ought to try to laugh it off. Work your way up to it; tell yourself a couple of dead baby jokes, consider it practice. And yes, the girl wasn't anywhere near a hospital. What would be the point? They had an immortality field. That girl is gone, unless they also have a temporal reversal field.

>>94843853
>I think the writers want her to be dead for realzies
I think the writers don't really pay enough attention to what each other are doing for these characters to ever show up again.

>>94843034
7 years of context, is this really neeeded for the no dead thing

>>94843972
Needs work. Pickle Rick is a good pay off but it doesn't quite get there as THE pay off. What other ideas do you have, because always shit doesn't work AFTER pickle rick either

>>94844235
reddit and memey

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>>94842306
>>94843195
>And given how the guy recovered from the gunshot on the roller coaster
Are you talking about when Jerry was shot? Nope. The bullet hit him right after they re-entered the field.

>>94842108
I guess now she's our concrete angel

>>94844235
"Doc and Mharti" should be the final one.

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The real question we should be asking is: if it's an immortality field, how does the food stay dead?

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Haha is this a funny thread about Rick and Morty I see?

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Do you guys have to make a thread for every single bit in an episode?

>>94844479
Maybe they kill it outside and then bring it back in the field

>>94844495
You can go somewhere else if you like.

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>>94844511
Yes, obviously

>>94844479
Why would they kill the food inside of the immortality field?

>>94844137

though I do recommend reading all the storylines included because they're all solid reads, it's not necessary that you do so in order to enjoy the Thanos Imperative (no death thing.)

>>94843569
As a biology major, this triggers my autism. It reminds me of how Hollywood portrays hacking.

That's not how biology works, your DNA contains specific instructions on what your body should look like, that's why the hair on your pubes stop growing at a certain point, or why you stop getting taller after puberty. It's not about constantly growing, it's about your body trying it's best to stick to the most ideal version of itself using whatever resources it has available.

>>94842661
I think Morty used him as a guinea pig to figure ut how to change his mom and sister back, but also to let his anger out.

>>94844522
Nah, Jerry came back while on the rollercoaster. I imagine the food it too dead to be brought back, or the common thing where aliens eat still living food.

It's me or the show is becoming more and more morbid and grim as time goes on?

It's like one of the writers is having serious personal issues right now or something

>>94844861
Divorce

>>94844851
Yeah but he was inside the field when he was shot, and the blue alien wasnt and stayed dead

>>94844873
Tell more

>>94844932
dan harmon got a divorce a little bit before production of season 3 started

>>94844741
No, you don't understand. The problem is that there isn't any natural selection, so any creature is valid. Then again, I don't think that would actually create tenticle monsters so I guess it's just retarded

>>94843387
>>94844741
It is not how >>94843569 explains it at all.
Basically the superheroes of the Cancerverse did an evil ritual to "kill" Death itself but in the process they let in some other-dimensional Lovecraftian monsters that infected and mutated everything.

>>94842108
Take that, Feminism!

>>94844741
Anon, biology relies on apoptosis. In this universe there is no apoptosis.

>>94842324
Family Guy had an early episode where death (voiced by Norm Mcdonald) cam to get Peter but injured his ankle and there was no death no matter how much people injured themselves

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>>94842108
Real darkest Rick and Morty moment here.

>>94845211
If no darkest then certainly top 3

>>94842348
Basically there was another universe where Captain Marvel was dying of cancer where he got contacted by some Eldritch Elder Gods like beings and he struck a deal with them. They turned his universe into a creepy horror universe where everyone serves those Gods and can morp onto gross or monsterish creatures and no one dies because Death was abolished in that universe.

At some point they become aware of the 616 universe and try to invade it and the Guardians, Nova, and other cosmic heroes try to stop it.

That happens on Thanos Imperative

>>94844137
No bit if you read Thanos Imperative like it is you probably won't care about the characters as much as you would if you had read about them all the way from Annihilation.

>>94845211
You think Morty peed himself at school because he's afraid of public toilets?

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>>94845211
>Rick's stare when he finds out what happened
>the ending to that episode
I missed when Rick was an outlandish asshole and cared and Morty knew deep down. Now it''s everyone against everyone.

>>94845211
>Dragged into the stall
>Forced up against a filthy toilet
>Loud music in the background drowning out his cries of "No, please" and "Stop"

That was real as fuck.

>>94845255
DEEPEST

>>94845121
I guess so. I guess I just imagined that a world without apoptosis would either be a lot less lovecraftian, and more of just a world engulfed by a thick layer of Coral. Or maybe, without any of the micro organisms being able to die, the food chain would be forced to remain stagnant, and everything would remain roughly looking the same forever.

>>94845303
That HAS to have been done on purpose, it's a crazy coincidence if not

>>94842108
Ah jeez! You okay?

>>94845493
She's okay but she's dead

>>94844479
Did this guy die of a heart attack the moment the field went down?

And also, if you gorge on food to the point where you reach morbid obesity, do you have to stay in the field until you loose weight or does the field take the pounds off after a while?

>>94845468
i though it was just a piss fetish thing.

>>94845708
remember when Morty turned into a toilet and had summer piss in him in the after credits scene? Thats why morty doesnt like toilets

>>94845731
I don't think that happened

>>94845744
Sounds like someone doesnt watch the after credits scene

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>DUDE CHILD MURDER LMAO

Autists found this funny.

>>94845775
>posting harry potter
what are you, twelve?

>>94845775
the word you're looking for is "sociopath"

>>94844479
Probably only revives things that died within the field.

I thought the post credits gag should have tied back to this scene. The actual post credits gag was crap.

Some kind of morbid follow up on the brothers life 10 years down the track would have been much funnier.

>>94844269
/r/ick And M'orty

>>94845811
It's nothin' personnel, kid.

Really, though, that joke was some edgy shit. I'm not sure how I was supposed to react to it. I said "Oh my god", which is one of the only verbal reactions I've ever had to a show.

>>94843636
Im pretty sure it was healing a bullet wound in a space hospital is like removing a splinter.

I wonder into what kind of thing this show is going to evolve, it's already mutated into something macabre when you consider the divorce thing.

>>94843547
Seeing people who are clearly aware of other [as] shows being surprised or especially IMPRESSED with Doc and Mharti being as """dark""" as it is is absolutely disgusting. Fucking Harvey Birdman is darker than this.

>>94842870
>it's bad because it looks different
Maybe if you said they were in agony, or mindless slaves (which would make the agony part a bit irrelevant) to some Overmind, or that the afterlife of eternal bliss is real and they'll never go to Sugar Candy Mountain.

>>94845255
It may have just been a PTSD thing.

>>94845970
yeah I'm kinda hoping that that's just the theme for this season and that everything will get a bit happier in coming seasons. Wouldn't bet on it though.

What the fuck is even happening to this show?

>>94845997
I just looked it up out of curiosity, turns out it might be, which is quite interesting, but why the hell was Summer sniffing glue or whatever?

>>94846010
I want to see the show become even more morbid and mean-spirited as Harmond's mind falls apart

>>94846051
you can get high off glue fumes
it's what you do when you're too poor/middle class to get real drugs

But what about Jerry peeing into an alien's mouth? That obviously wasn't a toilet, it had eyes.

>>94846018
It's desperately trying to mix hardcover character drama and slapstick spaceventure gorefests to a much higher degree than the previous seasons. Thus, the drama is with characters we have no reason to like or relate to, and the spaceventures are clumsily broken up with lazy character development that won't take effect until the series is almost over.

I really liked the part where Beth was so desperate to rip the phone from Morty's hands she ended up physically hurting him in the process, I also really liked later when Morty broke the phone in a, I guess, rage fit.
That was his own phone, wasn't it? Too bad for him.

>>94844235
Needs Dick and More D

>all this feminine sympathy drama this season

>>94846231
I don't even understand what you're trying to say

>>94846252
He's calling a decent chunk of /co/ these days a bunch of overly sentimental faggots, and when it comes to this show they clearly are. This shit >>94845775 makes me sick. Why such a quivering candle would be watching a show like this I'll never understand. I mean really?

>Abloobloo poor widdle cartoon girl so innocent how could anyone not cry

It's because some people don't watch shows like this for the fucking 'feels' you retards. Pull your balls out of your fucking purse and go watch a show that isn't 70% black comedy and shock humor, and if you can't manage to do that, at least don't cry when it's bleak, dark, and unfair. Crying about Jerry, crying about Ethan, crying about background girl #235. Build a damn threshold or move on.

>>94846423
That too but in the post I was referring to all this shit where we need to sympathize with the female characters and it feels like they're forcing it, like Morty standing up for Summer and dishing out an unequal revenge for whatever reason because "fuck you she's my SISTER!"

It's just felt horrible

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>>94846423
Sorry to piss you off so bad, Coldsteel. Please don't murder me with the cold steel of your blade.

>>94842617
Grow a thicker skin you sensitive bitch

>>94845211
Its hot

>>94845775
>BEING A SENSITIVE CUNT
its a FUCKING CARTOON YOU FUCKHEAD

>>94846423
pffft hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA
O Jesus, nu/co/....

>>94846599
got em

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>>94845775
Of course you'd be a pussy about it, being a fan of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>94846737
I wanna see a cartoon 9 year old girl get raped then.

>>94844741
>hair on your pubes

what the fuck

mmmmmmmm i wonder what her dead little body feels like

To those asking about the Cancerverse;
Imagine a realm where there is nothing but Life; where your skin cells do not shed, where the microbes in the air do not digest upon breathing, where the pain of extremity is ailed by tumorous boil; where pain of internal is numbed by horror and Annihilation of mental Self. Take this, and apply it on a macroscopic scale throughout the universe, an overflowing petri dish of Life, Flesh, and Bacteria all existing and constantly growing, never to know the breakdown of physicality that is Death.

Now apply the Great Many Angled Ones into that already horrifying situation, and the gaze from their multitude of eyes and appendages tranfigures all within their grasp into perversions that gurgle and foam, abominations of Sentient Flesh and Biomass that can only be called "Growths.".

Imagine this happening since the beginning of the Universe, and happening forever.

Thus you know an atom of horror that is within the Cancerverse.

Zum zu n'gthal G'orath.

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>>94842273
you can't take this show too seriously.
for instance, think of all the times Rick could have used his augmentations but never did until that episode.
For example, during the fucking purge where he had no weapons and had to kill a villager with a literal spoon.

>>94842273
It regenerates matter. It would need a store of basic materials to regenerate flesh, along with the energy to program and stitch it all back together.

>>94843387
No cell death. No death at all. Ever.

>>94847685
The reason why he has not used them before is because he did not have them. This is not Rick's original body. Remember when he was jumping from body to body at the start of the season?

>>94847754
he also turned into a pickle most recently and returned to full human state.
this means he could not have had augmentations until just before this episode and he gave them to himself, not inherited them from another Rick body.

This is fine as long as they don't forget he has them, which they probably will.

>>94847685
he installed them now after the purge so it doesnt happen again DUH

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>>94846423

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>>94847761
I don't think they will per se. Just like Rick thought it was a good idea to have the augs - he can think of something else (because look how good did it turned out - fucking Jerry had him for a bitch). He grows clones of himself and transports his contentiousness no problem. So he'll probably gets himself a new body and makes something more sublime, like idunno, an guardian killbot, that phases out into another plane, but still hovers over him and phases in on signal or when its AI thinks Rick is threatened.

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>>94842348
It was one of those things where even if you cant die that you can be absorbed into higher lifeforms and still be alive but now you're some sorta amalgamation of that higher lifeforms foot. So if something eats you then you're now a part of it but without the dying part, youre just subjugated

>>94842424
I think he care. That's why he had project phoenix in that tiny rick episode

>>94846779
Hey Harold Bloom, how you doing?

>>94842273
>Small immortality field
>HEY GUYS, WATCH ME JUMP INTO THIS PIT OF SPIKES!
>"Whoops, we had a brief power outage and the field was off for a few minutes"

>>94846779
>someone reminds you Rick and Morty is shit for edgelords

>Go on a 4 paragraph rant about how Harry Potter is shit

>>94848610
How new are you that you can't immediately recognize a pasta like that? I don't even go to /lit/ but it's obvious as fuck.

>>94842108
Family Guy Funny Moments

>>94842661
Lmao you're a bitch

>>94846779
You have to be more subtle with your bait. Here a pity (you).

Earlier in the episode when we see the siblings killing each other Jerry says "well that's just bad parenting". Foreshadowing.

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>>94845255
Stop

>>94845635
It restores the body to working order once you die, so I think you'd zap to fit as soon as your heart exploded.
As that hadn't happened yet to the fatty fucker, he wouldn't immediately die- but the commotion caused by the field going down would certainly cause a heart attack or stroke and kill him.

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Drawn Together was just as violent as R&M over a decade ago. I don't know why people on /co/ are pretending to virtue-signal about it now.

>>94846578
>muh fee-males reeeeeeeeee
Shit /r9k/, if it rashes up your chodes so hard how about you put your neetbux and spare time towards a super special MGTOW toon?

>>94848947
>people weren't offended by Drawn Together
Bullshit, that was half the point of the show.

>>94849001
/co/-people weren't. Or at least the people who USED to make up /co/.

This was my favorite episode since season 1

>>94848947
Remember DT movie? That which was a massive butthurt tantrum from DT creators for being canceled (also McFaralne's opportunity to comback at South Park for Manatees joke). "Why o why can't we just do gross staff without making a point? why can't grossout BE the point?" Because it's cheap, barely qualified as a form of entertainment, product aimed at the lowest common denominator. R&M tells stories, has sometimes something to say, it has multifaceted humor, non-static (evolving or degrading) characters, world, etc, etc. Nobody says R&M is great because of R18 staff. Grossout, violance, swearing etc serves no more a role than an exclamation mark in a sentence. Drawn together, using the same metaphor was a paper sheet filled with"!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!11!1!!One!!11!!1!!!!". No substance whatsoever.

>>94848947
>people on /co/ are pretending to virtue-signal about it
also "pretending to virtue-signal"? I wonder... do you even understand what you just said?

also fuck you if you are baiting

>>94846779
The great Gatsby is a pretentious mary sue story with nothing to say

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>>94848947
new generation of whiny-safespace bitches. Wait another 20 years, shit's gonna get fucked up

>>94846706
>>94843587
>>94842661
>child murders his sister because he doesn't understand death.
It's plenty dark you edgy fuckers. Are you losers literally dickwaving about this?

>>94846423
Jesus Christ you edgy dumbass, they're not saying it shouldn't have been in the show, or that it was too dark to deal with, they're just properly recognizing when a child is murdered on screen for dark humor. How could you possibly be upset by this?

>>94848421
Project Phoenix would have been his best bet as it kept him in a still aging human body, but without all the 'damned soul' aspects. He didn't expect Tiny Rick's young teen angst and puberty to be able to get the best of his mind though, so he scrapped the idea.

He wants to have a method of immortality that still retains his humanity. There are probably hundreds of ways to become immortal, but nearly all of them have clear drawbacks that Rick does not want to deal with or would take away his humanity.

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>>94848947
Who's virtue signaling!? People are merely saying it was dark, which is what was intended with the scene, by the way. And what's this shit about 'the new generation being fucked up', do you seriously think callousness in watching a child die is a measure of good society or something?

>>94842730
The immortality field can't cure death, but it can prevent it. Jerry got shot but he got back into the field in time to revive, which was literally a split second before his brain shut down from the bullet.

Meanwhile, keep in mind that Jerry got shot up in the best hospital in the universe. Had he been shot up outside the hospital and had to be transported there, he would have died.

>>94850342
>The immortality field can't cure death, but it can prevent it. Jerry got shot but he got back into the field in time to revive, which was literally a split second before his brain shut down from the bullet.
>>The immortality field can't cure death

except that it is exactly what it does. were you watching the episode, you retard? in the very first scene both Rick and the alien dude die and only then the field does its magic. I'm pretty sure it is a prerequisite for it to to work. You must die in the field, so the device would know how to reverse the damage. Its not a magic aura - its a device, that monitors and repairs thing intelligently.

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>>94850331
Why is a fucking cartoon character which was made for a mature audience in any way a measure for any viewpoint in society? Stop reading too much into your life-changing maymay cartoon and just see the joke they intended with this bit as it was. It will not make adolescent mass murderers and question life values... It's a fucking cartoon. If you think not showing an alien character getting shot in the head (which could be two 80 year old midgets for all you know) would improve social values then I feel sorry for you living in this 'horrible, horrible' world.
There is probably a better site where people would agree with you more, this ain't one of them.

>>94848947
Drawn Together never claimed to be smart.

>>94849812
It's a bait chart. Do you really think anything by James Joyce belongs on that scale?

>>94850829
it was probably a real one. for example michael jordan is slapped atop of something else (can see the top of the cover). its 1-2 odd titles per row. now here is a funny game - guess which ones do not belong without googling for the original pic.

>>94848947
Because R&M setting is more sincere than Drawn Together, making it less fun to watch then a bunch of retarded cartoon characters killing each other over and over again.

>>94845258
Wasn't it stated in the season 3 premiere that Rick is having a psychotic break?

>>94851676
You're a bitch.

>>94848947
Drawn Together was fun, rick and marty is just a bunch of retarded leftist propaganda and advertisements for the sheeple. burp! buy nintendo burp! buy McDonals! burp! Ipod burp! there's no God because science is cool, testicles, etc.

>>94852097
... or you are the problem because you see left/right/whatevereftist in every shadow (and of course you find their propaganda everywhere) so you literally can only enjoy things devoid of any meaning. "nope, not gonna let them reptiloids have my precious soul, herp! I only eat shit from now on, because shit and piss are only reptiloid-mind-controlling-free products nowadays, derp!"

>>94842326
>it was a bad call
God just neck yourself you nigger

>>94851699
It wasn't outright stated as far as I know but it's the common consensus about what happened at the end of s3 ep1

>>94852322
ummm no sweetie, I'm pretty sure you are the problem. don't even try to reply to me anymore bacause I'm closing this thread, k? bye :)

>>94852572
pretty sure you're goin to sneak in and silently fap to all of those delicious (You)s because that's why you brought DT in a R&M thread in the first place.

>>94850829
You just gonna ignore the fucking Kanye West book?
Hilarious.

>>94852721
Kanye West is the greatest artist of our generation

>>94842897
so this is why other boards call /co/ ,/co/mblr

>>94842108
i dropped it when rick "sent" a bomb trough e-mail in the pickle rick chapter

>>94852658
Wrong guy, buddy.

>>94852826
You're a sensitive bitch then

>>94850565
Holy shit dude you are projecting super hard. There's nothing wrong with the joke, and there's nothing wrong with noticing that it's dark humor, but you fucking flipping out and assuming all the dumbest shit that no one is saying is fucking retarded. You're acting like anyone who reacted at all to watching a child die on screen, which is regular dark humor on par with the rest of the show, is some crybaby loser, then you go off spitting manifesto about how it reveals 'how weak this generation is'. Nobody has a problem with the fucking gag except for you, who apparently has such a chip on his shoulder that it angers you that anyone would react at all to a kid suddenly accidentally killing his sister due to a weapon misfire. It's the show's humor, they didn't kill a kid on screen for no reason, they did it because it was regular dark humor. They put this stuff in as a joke, because it's more dark than a cartoon usually is. God for fucking bid, right?

>>94852859
how are you replying into a thread you've just closed? and what are these fapping noises?

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>>94842273
Rick wants to die.

C'mon now this is simple.

>>94853390
I even SAYS IT in the opener of next episode, which we've conveniently had for months now

>>94850135
>he doesn't understand death.
Yes he does- you'd have to understand death for the concept of the resort to seem fun or appealing. If A show had an episode in Disney world would you say two kids in the background had no concept of a non-Disney world?
>child murders his sister
No he didn't, it wouldn't even count as manslaughter because he had no way of knowing the field would go down and had no moral responsibility to not play with his sister.
If you push your sister, and when she falls a sinkhole opens underneath her feet and she dies, is that a murder?

You're a stupid faggot.

>>94842273
He wants someone to end his life

>>94853483
The brother is still gonna perceive the event as if it was his fault

>>94852920
i can understand the shitty sci-fi stuff,wormholes,space travel,time travel,dimensions,laser guns,ayy's
but c'mom everyone knows that sending a bomb trough computers is stupid
i can't be the only one that got triggered

>>94852943
um... wut?

>>94853571
First of all, I recognize your way of typing you fucking nigger, you're not fooling anyone with your lame attempt at baiting.
Second, which is more stupid and unlikely: triggering a bomb through email or becoming a fucking pickle?
Cartoons aren't realistic depictions of reality, fuck off faggot.

>>94842273
I think because it's too cumbersome and isn't worth it sure it would hypothetically require less power just for a person but it isn't a force field all it would take is to be damaged and made completely worthless we also don't know how much energy is required to run it. it could lead to what happen in the OP you could go so long dying your survival instincts go to shit and the one time you actually need it you die.

>>94848954
I'm only saying they spiked up the female character sympathy this season, that kid killing his sister, that russian guy's dead daughter, beth, summer dealing with the divorce and getting white knighted by Morty, etc

>>94853652
>female character is the one that survives in the Vindicators ep
>MUH FEMALE WRITERS
>female child character is brutally killed
>MUH FEMALE WRITERS
You just can't win with these people

>>94842897
If he did, its ultimately still the creators fault for allowing it to influence a work that isn't particularly relevant to the issue.

>>94853565
then he's a stupid faggot.

>>94853633
i know they aren't real but i would have preferred something less stupid
i mean you could have expected rick changing bodies and turn into a pickle, or creating a laser weapon like he did
but the computer shit was too stupid
(my opinion)

>>94853688
I just fucking cited a difference I saw quit being this assblasted jesus christ man

>>94853688
>>female character is the one that survives in the Vindicators ep
That reminds me, that stupid "my ant baby died!" random sympathy drop was cringeworthy, what the fuck

>>94853688
>You just can't win with these people
You could just not have any females, or if they do come on screen they shriek in a harpy voice "I am a terrible person and am about to go birth a mixed race child! Give me all your welfare!"- after that the MCs shoot the female in her face and pound their fists together as a display of their superior fraternal bond.

>>94853769
>That reminds me, that stupid "my ant baby died!" random sympathy drop was cringeworthy, what the fuck
That was making fun of the garbage melodramas in cape shit, nobody was supposed to be sad about a half galaxy-half a million ants thing miscarrying.
Autism is really speaking today- why do you droolers even try to enjoy anything made by normal (not RETARDED) people? You'll never understand how any of it was suppose to be taken. Just play dwarf fortress or minecraft, you'll be able to understand that.

>>94853874
>if it's a parody of drama that means you can't say you didn't like it
The entire parody itself was kinda shit wrapped in a decent episode, but drama- satirical or not, is still retarded. I'd say parody comes off even more obnoxious because of how it's handled (occasionally exaggerated to get it across).

>>94853956
If you just don't like comedies with drama elements you might as well stop watching now because the show is heading in that direction and I'm pretty tired of hearing you whine about it, I'm sure you'll find your strictly comedic animated show that suits your taste to a T eventually

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>>94842108
i-is no one going to point out her thigh high stockings?

>>94853483
>causing the death of your sister doesn't count if you didn't do it on purpose
You know there's more at work in this world than legality, right? I mean the fact is his sister is dead now, it doesn't matter if he's innocent or not because he still has to live with being the one who pulled the trigger that ended her life.

>>94853607
I'll lay it out for you plain and simple. This was one of those moments were the cartoon does something dark. Noticing that is normal. Screaming about how much you fear for the future due to the fact that people reacted to the quick yet stark portrayal of a murdered child is not. They put it in there to cut the comedy with something serious as a consequence to Rick's cartoony actions. What's the point in blaming people for not feeling nothing at the image of a child bleeding out?

>>94848947
>>94850816

Fucking this, Rick and Morty's S3 tagline was literally "only a show this smart could be this stupid," except the writing has ONLY gotten more shallow. When you watch Drawn Together you know you're getting something retarded. R&M hasn't relied this heavily on gore or shock humor outside of the cable box segments, and usually when there was shock humor there was an additional layer of dark humor to it. Maybe I've just lost faith in the show but most things in S3 seem to be just the face value. Going "lol this kid died" or the Vindicators gore porn isn't funny to me. If I wanted that shit I'd watch Mr. Pickles.

>>94842363
She was probably starting to develope a death fetish too.

>>94846779
>Atlas Shrugged on God Tier
Nigga you what

>>94854040
>tired of hearing "you" whine about it
next scapegoat

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>>94846786
I'd love to see that too

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>>94842424
Hell no crime wouldn't go up. If I was faced with potential eons of American prison I wouldn't do so much as pirate videos

>>94842864
Kill yourself

>>94842348
Without the threat of death people lose all morality and become cthulu monsters eventually

It gets destroyed by thanos eventually who is quite pissed about the idea of a universe with no death

>>94843034
>marvel comics used to be good and not just feminism and quips

thanks for reminding me

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>>94842108
The humor this season is starting to feel a lot more edgy than funny to me.

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>>94846786
It's almost like you don't know where you are!

Also, I want it to be Connie getting raped, preferably by someone she thought she could trust.

>>94855258
I think you understood my comment wrong, but kudos for sperging out half a screen, let those issues out

>>94842730
He can't cure it but he can probably suspend or suppress it.

Rick was probably the one who invented the Immortality Field since he funded the whole establishment.

>>94842897

Trump is the idiotic gift that keeps on giving.

>>94847685
He most likely added them after the Purge so a situation like that doesn't happen again. Which makes me think that since Rick switched bodies he probably had to add those augmentations all over again.

>>94853652
>summer dealing with the divorce and getting white knighted by Morty

despite the depiction in media, this is how siblings actually are. sure there can be some degree of childish hostility, but when they grow up and fase real world... you know people are getting legitimately killed for messing with someones sisters. now, we already had childish hostility phase. Morty's reaction indicates that he is 1. generally maturing mentally and grows a pair. 2. assumes male's role in the family, because apparently nobody else will. But hey, that is not what we should be focusing on! its 2017 and only sjw/feminism-related things are allowed to discuss!

>>94856281

>Not enjoying Rhino blowing up their star lord because his legs keep wizzing around
>Or the vindicators literally all murdering each other despite Morty solving the SAW problem

C'mon, that was great.

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>>94861166
Crocubot was twice the hero Rick will ever be.

>>94842363
>that one furry text game where you get to rape and kill cub characters but they also have an immortality field and keep coming back.

good shit

>>94861284
the forest area was the only good thing about that game and you know it

>>94852721
Kanye is a serious author.

>>94861281
He's more than that. Twice zero is still zero.

>>94861381
Nah I liked some the scenes in the office building better. The cub with the drowning fetish was a good one.

>>94860210
no u

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>>94846779
This is god-tier copypasta, m8, I almost forgot about that review.

>>94842897

Is there a single fucking bad thing in the world that isn't Trump's fault? It's getting kind of ridiculous at this point. Christ you people probably blame him when you stub your fucking toe.

>>94845211
>Morty literally REEEEEEES and beats up Jelly Bean

>>94842363
The socks just do it.

>>94842108
Whatever happened to shows being allowed to have a moment that makes the audience go AUUUUGH

>>94842324
>"Cancerverse"
But that's the current marvel event

>>94845775
Yes, it's funny. So why don't you kill yourself for our amusement?

>>94842324
>>94846779

Is this pasta part of the Cancerverse? 'Cause apparently it won't die.

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>>94842363
She looks like a pig when she's lying on the ground.

>>94861284
>>94861381
name?

>>94844459
Yeah man, that's more like it but actually it needs Scud to be the final one

>>94848947
Thin skinned faggots who gets offended by everything. Honestly if Rambo was released today this faggots will thinks its edgy too.

>>94861864
>The cub with the drowning fetish was a good one
i fell in love with her
that whole date was sweet as fuck
hyena family is a close second for best part for me.

>>94842108
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>>94861381
>>94861284
fucking sauce NOW

>>94869507
Paraphore.
You can find it on Inkbunny or e621.

>>94845775
Yes, those poor fictional children ACTUALLY DIED for your humor! DEATHS ARE ON YOUR HANDS!

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>>94846423

A show that simultaneously asks you to feel emotional connection to characters and then proceeds to torture or murder them in horrific ways can only be the work of a sociopath.