/co/ bingo

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>>94840551
>wander
>gay

>>94840771
Yes he is

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Is Magneto still a badass or did marvel turn him into a pussy?

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>>94840551
Strangely, nowhere.

>>94840551
Or maybe they just weren't written by Frank or Mark. I like all these traits individually,(except white, fuck those guys) but if you actually get a bingo you need a fucking rewrite.

>>94840551
Man.....Hellboy barely passed the first line (he has some kind of weird sumo hair), but he got a bingo on the second.

>>94840551
Do supernatural powers count as such in a setting where everyone and their mother has them?

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>>94840551
>comics

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>gomakemeasandwich.wordpress
Hilarious

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>>94840551
>Fix-it Felix was Calhoun's beard

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>>94840551
>If your favorite character doesn't make a bingo, they just might be gay or a woman
or french

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>>94840551
Close, but no cigar. Halfworld Rocket wasn't a criminal and post-Halfworld Rocket has no military rank. That's as close as you get.

>>94841266
What anime?

>>94841293
And Rocket is 100% straight no matter how many fanfic writers want to shack him up with Peter.

>>94840551
Is this a Carol Danvers bingo card?

>>94840551
This is anti-hero bingo, not male protagonist bingo. There's too many edgy squares.

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>>94840551
at least one Bingo

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Bingo!

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>>94841391
Can confirm, Shadow the Hedgehog matches with about four-fifths of this whole chart.

>>94840551
So every male protagonist needs to be an edgy hardened killing machine, or else they're gay? Well shit.

>>94840771
Yes, and?

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>>94840551
Arguably makes quite a few bingos here

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I did Herc.
Though I only really like the iteration before they kept trying to reboot him as a down to Earf guy with guns. But still counted he was reworked to be a more serious take on himself.
>>94841330
Last Man

Punisher is the only one that immediately comes to mind that would fit most these. Too much edge for your typical hero.

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>>94841464
Yes.

>>94841391
This, most "good" male protagonists wouldn't make a bingo. But my favourite is Elric so he probably does.

>>94841631
>assuming Steven's gender

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>>94840551
Nope. Not a single bingo. And he's neither gay (fuck off Gothamfags) nor a woman (although he did crossdress as a nun once).
Maybe I should try this with Two-Face

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>>94840551
?

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>>94841686
>not gay
>don't post an example that disproves my statement

>>94841686
He's not a protagonist. Neither is Two-Face

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>>94841828
Refer to the part of my post where I tell you Gothamfags to fuck off with your alternate version of the character.

>>94842002
OP said favorite character.

>>94841797
>doesn't know about the time superman went rogue

>>94842014
OP is a faggot, disregard him.
>If your favorite character doesn't make a bingo, they just might be gay
He's clearly trying to convince people that their favourite characters are gay. IT'S THE GAY AGENDA AT WORK, ANON

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>>94840551
I got two bingos.

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I think he hits literally all of the squares

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Finn kinda counts?

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>>94840771

Anon...

>>94842208
I kept thinking Cable or Punisher, or random movie villains. But The Shadow's got a score of "missing 5 or 6 squares." And I wouldn't rule them out because he's a character since the 40s and might have a few spare identities like Military Rank.

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>>94840551
>Criminal
Self explanatory
>Loner
I mean, the only one he hangs around with is Wuya, and they ditch each other about 4 times a season.
>Anti-Hero
Briefly
>Phsycological Problems
*Probably* has autism or something. I mean, just look at him sperg out at Katnappe during that party and tell me he's normal.
>Supernatural Powers
Shen Gon Wu
Looks like Jack spicer is 100% man.

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>>94840551
>durrr doyyyy toxic male stereotypes amirite fellow buzzfeeders???

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...huh. Not as many bingos as I thought.

>>94841686
>>94841828
>Implying two seperate writings of a character can't coexist without "not muh"

>>94840551
well Finn the human doesn't come anywhere close
actually this thing wouldn't work for like 99% of cartoon protags

>>94842449
Actually, title/designation would be The Punisher. And the earlier comics, 70s and 80s had humour in them- just not lots. Heck, even that Punisher movie, with the fight scene during the opera record, was dark humour. We just get distracted by the shoot-outs.

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>>94842347
>And I wouldn't rule them out because he's a character since the 40s and might have a few spare identities like Military Rank.
His most commonly depicted backstory (Kent Allard) is that he was a WW1 aviator and spy, so that implies a military rank.
The two bingos I got were
>Military Rank - Title - Criminal - Vigilante - Killing Spree (Humans)
>Criminal - Loner - Anti Hero - Psychological Problems - Supernatural Powers

But apart from "white", that's about it, really. He's not "blasé" about killing because the term implies indifference. He isn't really humorous despite laughing all the time. He doesn't use lots of guns, just his trusty .45s and the occasional Thompson. His biceps are not that big, he isn't bald he doesn't wear armor, he is cold but usually not aloof, he isn't really violent (that's more of The Spider's thing) nor brooding, most of his backstories don't imply any sort of "they killed my family" thing and so far he only had one gritty reboot in the 80s.

>>94842592
But he does still have a name that gets used almost as much as his cape name.

>>94842320
s-source

>>94842592
And Spawn

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>>94842683
http://naughty-wandie.tumblr.com/post/128657183331/someones-in-trouble

>>94840771
Nigga plz, he's gay as spring-time. Nothing wrong with that, just calling 'em as I see 'em.

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The Silver Surfer is not gay

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>>94840551
Captain Harlock fills almost the whole board without getting a bingo.

He might be gay, though.

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>>94840551
this is the fucking stupidest character bingo ive ever seen.

like edgelord shadow the hedgehog level stupid.

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>>94840551

>Gay

Mister, I'm gonna have to kick your ass.

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>>94840551
This bingo is dumb

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>>94843015
Ah, I see your mistake, you wandered into /co, you wanted /c.

>>94842975
Depending on which Harlock series you're using, I think he does get lots of bingos.
Just not crew cut/biceps though. Seriously- there was one cartoon of Harlock living in the Wild West, as Toshiro's sidekick.

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Well, some guys do have a thing for sloppy bears.

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>>94840551
>characterization is literally "macho, jingoistic douchebag"
>doesn't make bingo

This is rigged, bro

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>>94841368

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>>94842975
Harlock is so manly he just doesn't give a fuck about being gay in a bingo

>>94843120
>Seriously- there was one cartoon of Harlock living in the Wild West, as Toshiro's sidekick.

I read the manga of that -at least what I could find translated-. It was a fun read. The damn chick was raped/had consensual sex/both every chapter though.

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>>94840551
M-my waifu's not a lesbian, right guys?

>>94843120
>Depending on which Harlock series you're using, I think he does get lots of bingos.

Even if we mash them together, he'll generally miss the following squares:
-Title Instead of a Name (He answers to Harlock)
-Loner (He likes having a crew. He doubles down on aloofness though)
-Biceps as big as your thighs (Though he's not a small dude either)
-Guns (Usually just a pistol, that he seldom uses)
-Armor (Doesn't usually wear any, let alone lots)
-Bald (duh)
-Revenge (Not usually his own motive, but his crew is another story)

He can only score a bingo if we count the Arcadia as Guns and Armor. I can see that, but I don't personally count it.

>>94843500
>Harlock is so manly he just doesn't give a fuck about being gay in a bingo

This is about where I'm at.

>>94841448
And we all know there's nothing more straight than Shadow the Hedgehog.

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>>94841108
>except white fuck those
Antifa detected

>>94840551
Heh, Guy Gardner, of all people, doesn't get a Bingo here. He's gets close at far right, but he's hasn't ever went on a killing spree. . . against humans anyway.

>>94840551
If Frank Castle had supernatural powers he'd hit every box.

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>>94844055
"Far-right" is just code for closet-gay

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>>94840551
>Biceps as big as your thighs
>Brooding
>Scowls a lot(not sure if this counts because Goliath has a goddamn huge brow.)
>"I've been denied everything, EVEN MY REVENGE!"
>Hardened Veteran

Not a single Bingo OP, and Goliath's neither gay nor a woman. What's that mean?

>>94842449
>Supernatural powers isn't marked
Frank had supernatural powers at least twice. That makes another bingo.

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>>94840551
>Superman
>gay or a woman

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So very very close

>>94840551
>Spiderman (Peter Parker)
2, 4, 10, 11, 15, 17, 18, 20, 23, 24, 25
Damn, missed Killing Spree (Humans) for a bingo.

>>94844812
Does Ray actually have a military rank? Also, do we count his wheelchair sadtimes as "brooding"?

>>94841439
How??

>Nuke is the Ubermale
>Every single box
FRANK SIMPSON IS A REAL AMERICAN HERO

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He takes up basically the entire board desu

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>>94845091

>>94840551
Huh, none of the Green Lanterns make bingo.

>>94844875
Excuse me, but you seem to have left the psychological problems box unchecked on Shore Leave

>>94843086
>white
>asian male

They whished.

>>94841391
This is actually video game protagonist bingo made by SJW

what. nightcrawler isn't gay

>>94840551
Does commanding an army that uses guns count as lots of guns?

>>94842667
Kind of like kamala khan/ms marvel.

>>94840551
>All male protagonists
>specifically says anti-hero in the middle

Who ever made this didn't give it much thought.

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>>94841686
>>94841828
>implying he can't be bi
That boi wanted to diddle the riddle even in the comics.

>>94840551
>gomakemeasandwich.wordpress.com
when are mods going to start doing something about you?

>>94844875
nah, he's doing fine.

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>>94840551
>Double D
>gay

Nigga Double D had more pussy than a mad cat lady

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>>94840551

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>>94840551
i never realized pearl was so edgy

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>>94840551
i really like this game

>>94840551
-criminal
- loner
- white
- dark humor in the face of danger
- anti-hero
- makes a living being violent
- no patience for politics
- psychological problems
- bald
- scowls a lot

Didn't make it
Spider Jerusalem is gay.
I'm okay with this.

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>>94840551

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>>94840551
Lesbian.

>>94840551
>if you're not white you're gay or a woman

>>94847147
Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

>>94849927
>implying being a gay woman of color is worse than being white

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>>94840551
It's hard to say for some of these. I don't know if BPRD gave military ranks before plague of frogs or if Hellboy is a designation rather than a name.
I also don't know if he counts for a loner, he's a pretty nice guy in the comics.

>>94840771

>>94840551
Judge Dredd doesn't get bingo either. He gets real close a couple times, but nope.

>>94842438
When they say Sage goes in all fields, it doesn't count the image field. It also doesn't count the captcha field. I spent quite a few hours refreshing the page for a new captcha until I found that out!

>>94840551
really only wolverine and deadpool get a few bingos
Batman and captain america get close, but not enough