Why is marvel so based?

>>94839388
they won't stop until wolverine and spider man have fucked all the girls

Superhero sex must be awesome

I had no idea Mockingbird could fly.

>>94839388
>two white straight people
Won't last.

Bobbi has wings now?

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>>94839423
As it should be

>>94839439
Imagine all the positions, imagine the girth gain, imagine the muscle strength, imagine the loads

>>94839468
I'd be okay if Peter got himself a chocolate GF

Isn't Mockingbird supposed to be crushing the patriarchy now? Not supporting it? Why would she make out with a white Spider-Man when there's already a black one out there.

>>94839388

You know if Clint were fucking MJ Parkerfags would be pitching a fit. Gotta keep the self-inserters happy.

>>94839388
>Worst Spider-Man run in ages
>autists only like it because: b-bu-but superior Spider-Man was good!
No it wasnt, Slott's run on superior was really lame and it went nowhere and also had a shitty rushed climax.

>>94839504
she got falconed

>>94839632
peter is the character normal people can relate to

gets as much hotties as rich guy tony.

>>94840043
The correct term is 'blacked' actually.

Oh wait, you mean the wings

>>94839388
>Marvel
>based

Make up your fucking mind

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>>94839439

>>94840621

>Getting rode by shehulk

dear god what would that even feel like. Her muscle control must be insane.

>>94840621
He usually fucks men?
Did he and Black Tom... nah.

>>94840711
He's the Juggernaut, bitch! He can swing any way he wants to.

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>>94839538
did they ever date? I like Spidey x Superheroine.

Nothing more "based" then forcing your irrelevant D-lister with a failed book to become popular by riding the coattails of an A-Lister.

>>94841513
they went out on a date once

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>>94841513
I love kitty x peter, would love a 616 version

>>94841830
they had a bunch of team ups after that too.

They were gonna be a thing but secret wars happened

>>94839388
Isn't she like old enough or close to old enough to be his mom?

>>94839468
What makes you say that? None of the other kissing bait covers with Miles or Falcap ever flourished into an actual relationship

>>94842144
>They were gonna be a thing but secret wars happened
You mean Wacker happened, he hated Spidey being with a costumed love interest, he was the one who suggested/forced the evil Black Cat storyline because he hated that pairing, and forced particularly because he knew he was going to get leave the Spider-office soon.

>>94842233
No? Bobbi joined the Avengers when Peter was already an adult, their age difference can't be larger than 5 years.

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>>94842285
God I hope theres still a chance it can happen again since now those 2 are in the MCU.

really slight chance....

>Mockingbird
Fuck, I still have the bad taste in my mind

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>>94839388
>mfw I thought that was angel in the thumbnail

>>94841513
what's that black monster?

>>94839632
Clint's a loser now and as bad as retcons are, they are at least not anywhere close to OMD's literal satanic levels.

>tfw I'm the only /co/mrade left who waifus Bobbi
Fugg

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>>94843737
either ult venom or blackheart

>>94843873
I think she's waifu material- if you ignore anything shes been in for the past few years

>>94839388
Really can't stop slott huh?

>>94842504
How do you swallow something when you're upside down?

>>94845696
Something something Spider powers.