Spongebob Musical

>>94835319
>only one token of color
bullshit

>>94835337
Honestly I thought Sandy would be white

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>>94835319
What the fuck am I looking at ?

considering the fact they made a spiderman musical and an evil dead musical, I couldnt be less surprised. in fact it makes me wonder why havent they done it sooner

>>94835319
It kind of sounds shit honestly. I'm not the biggest musicalfag here but that sound is both so ridiculously generic and yet way too busy and chaotic with too much going in and not enough focus. And also it just sounds, well, boring. Spongebob as a character is too zany, classic spongebob as a show is too cleverly written to waste an entire fucking song on "stock I Want gibberish".

>>94835357
white women can't sing

>>94835434
Biggest surprise is why there wasn't a German Spongebob musical before this one. There are already official Spongebob parodies done by Nickelodeon around here so it wouldn't be too farfetched to make a Spongebob musical.

>>94835504
Do Germans have a big musical theater scene? I know opera was/is kind of a big deal over there, but what about broadway type shows?

>>94835319
>TMBG
Well, if them and David Bowie did music for this, then I'm hooked.

WE NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

>>94835319
>No Ocean Man or Sweet Victory
It now sucks

>>94835319
That Squidward seems pretty good

>>94835319
>sandy is black

>>94835319
This seems a bit late.

>>94835533
One theatre over there has been running Starlight Express for almost 30 years straight.

>>94835319

kek'd at the panic at the disco guy

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>Sandy was black all along

>>94835319
>sandy
>texan
>not mexican

I always saw Sandy as black since she is texan which is 12.09% black, so it isn't that crazy for her to be black

>>94835500
White women from Texas can.

Sandy has brown fur of course she's gonna be played by an Afro-American
Why would you cast a white person then paint them brown? that'll cost too much, you gotta save money m8s

>>94835319
I'm assuming Sandy is the diversity token because her actress was in the porn parody.

reminder that this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gx92i67ppc

>>94835357
They specifically asked for a colored girl in the audition description.

>>94835533
It is the third biggest musical market worldwide, right after the States and Great Britain. Main location is in Hamburg but they are generally less focused on one place and far more spread across the country. There are some own productions but also a lot of imports

I saw this a year ago in Chicago.

It was really good.

Squidward's "poor me" was the best part.

>>94835468
>Maybe we should sing so quietly no one will hear us

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>>94835337
Mr. Krabs is played by Carlos Lopez

>>94835319
I was going to see this with a friend, but it never happened because we've been growing distant

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>>94835319
>autotune in an original cast recording

>>94838821
>implying the cast isn't just going to lip sync over a recording on stage

This isn't a high budget production

>>94835319
>just a simple sponge
Are we suppose to pretend like they aren't all human?

>>94838902
I don't think you would enjoy Our Town

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>>94838902
This would too distracting

>>94835319
I blame Hamilton for this shit

>>94835533
They gave us the Hunchback of Notre-Dame musical and will be the ones after London to get the international production of Hamilton, so you bet they have an insane musical scene.

>>94838963
For the existence of musicals? For several decades of theatrical racebending?

>>94838995
The track listing for the OBC is a fucking mixture of musical genres, raging from big showtunes to fucking R&B. Which other musical has such a range? Hamilton.

>>94838902

>Don't knowing how musicals are supposed to work

Scenarios and costumes are just to help to recognize with who and when the storie is going, the actors singing directly to the audience is the real deal and the story are just intermissions between a music and another

This is why the second best Javert is a black man

>>94838963
How? The musical started when spongebob was still in the fourth season.

Even the Shrek musical came before Hamilton

>>94839093
>stealing Lumiere's look in the original production of BATB

Fuck Nickelodeon

>>94839093
>>94838790

>squidward
>hair
One job.

ONE. JOB.

>>94835601
Anon, I have some bad news...

>>94839020
There are lots of musicals that play with a range of genres, you are giving Miranda way too much credit here.

>>94836161
Yes we all know fat women can sing anon.

I've always thought of Sandy as black ever since the porn parody.

>>94835337
>of color
Whites a color too, retard

>>94836161
who care about TEEEEEEXXXXAASSS

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>Generic "I want to go see the world" song

>>94839072
And who is the first according to you?

Also
>Norm Lewis over Roger Allam

You have no fucking taste man

>>94838902
Yes, that's how musicals, and a lot of theater in general, works. You'd be surprised at how far people are willing to stretch their suspension of disbelief when they don't expect everything to be 100% convincing and realistic.

>>94835319
Why is Squidward gay?

>>94835319
>not hiring a midget for plankton
disappointing

This song feels too dramatic, like there's something keeping the character down. But Spongebob is literally the antithesis of that.

>>94835400
the single greatest show to hit broadway since lion king

>>94835434
>evil dead musical
This sounds rad is it any good?

>>94839917
You're not gonna find a straight professional actor on Broadway. It's real hard for them to play men convincingly, it's easier to just write male characters in musicals as a little queer

>>94841592
It's alright, Steve.

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>>94839917
Squidward is the gayest character in Sponge Bob tho