If the Adventure Time nuclear apocalypse happened, would you

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If the Adventure Time nuclear apocalypse happened, would you survive?
This can include if you knew or didn't know the world was going to end?
Also include the environment you are in and your resources.
Would you survive and evade the mutant/magical/alien monsters that would be hunting Humanity?
I'll start:
>live outside small city
>live in hills with plenty of woods and farmland
>radioactivity coming through the main river from the north but there are other rivers nearby
>got plenty of guns
>Ghillie Suit
>can work and trade with the Amish and Hmong
>got hunting dogs
>my neighbor is a police officer
>lots of ATVs and UTVs in the area
>also got a large stash of garlic