Canon dicklets & dickchads?

>>94831557
Is that Doom?

>>94831758
Yeah, Post-SW.

I vote dicklet for him. If he had a big dong he'd have fucked Sable already, and his whore-of-choice wouldn't be Morgan Le Fay.

Parker probably packs a long sausage.

>>94831837
Well, Balkans/Slavs have small dicks on average. Indians (where gyppos are from) have even smaller. Doom most probably is a dicklet. Explains why he's envious of Chad Stark and Reed "I can enlarge EVERY part of my body" Richards...

>>94831557
Forget his dick, what's wrong with his fucking neck?

>>94834413
Yeah, his head has turned a biiiiit too much.

>>94831557
Considering how fat the fish chick was who claimed that, you'd probably need half a yard stick to poke that cooter.
Plus she was a 1/10, Namor doesn't go below a 7.