why does superman have to wear a dumb looking alien jumpsuit?

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>>94829608
The real question is why doesn't he keep the beard? Superman was born to have a beard.

>>94829608
Pre52 he explicitly wanted to be a superhero when he started out,not a private or secret good guy,he even had his mom make him the suit

>>94830717

and sing ymca with you

>>94829608
I'd really like it if Superman kept this look in mainstream comics.

>>94829608
Part of the reason his secret identity works at all, is that people believe he is that weird flying alien, that lives in the Arctic and has no normal life, so they don't come looking for him.
Therefore he needs an alien jumpsuit

>>94830717
Beards are more memorable.
Besides, Clark has a job. Whats Supes gonna do, wait until the beard grows every time he suits up?

>>94831675
Pretty sure Clark would look dignified with a beard, but it would be a bit of a coincidence for both him and Superman to have beards.

>>94829608
>why does superman have to wear a dumb looking alien jumpsuit?

Intimidation. Tell me, if you are a criminal are you more afraid of a faggot dressed as a bat, or an alien with super strength who can see and hear you no matter where you are or what you are doing and he is wearing bright blue and red so you know he is there?

>>94831822
>Trying to copy Superman, eh Clark?
>everyone gets a beard because superman did

>>94832618
Supes doesn't really bother with bank robbers unless it's some Intergang "Darkseid sold us space lasers!" shit.

See, the cops in Metropolis are competent and trustworthy, unlike in Gotham.

>>94829608
Because he's an alien from another planet. Its not like he's not some reporter from Kansas.

t shirt is an undergarment, manchild

You want him to be naked?