Are Rick & Morty girls waiffu material?
>>94819916
Big stripper titties
Besides the main girls, they have some cute BG girls.
I think this one's cute, kind of wanna draw her sometime.
>>94819916
>No foursome porn with Jessica, Annie, and Arthricia taking turns slobbing Morty's knob.
>>94820041
Who's Annie?
>>94819999
>stripper titties
breast size don't have anything to do with career choice.
>>94819916
I don't understand why Morty would be interested in Jessica instead of Tricia Lange, she's clearly hotter. On another note, Do we know more about Tricia than we do about Jessica? All we seem to know is that Jessica is in the same math class as him, so they might have the same learning disability or that she has some kind of learning disability, but we seem to know next to nothing about her in terms of personality.
>>94819916
Only Summer.
>>94820514
Summer is literally worst girl.
Tammy is way superior, and is a snappier dresser.
>>94820136
If I had to guess, probably the girl from Rick's amusement park.
>>94820553
This is true
>>94820505
Jessica is a ginger, and when she notices that he exists she's nothing but a saint. Does one need more?
no porn of any of them only beth and summer incest or a lot of gay porn of morty and rick
>>94820355
lol
>>94820766
>a lot of gay porn of morty and rick
I know at least one of them is, not to mention perfect.
>>94820026
Saw that one at the Vindicator party and thought the same.
>>94820136Puffy Vagina
>>94819916
With that art style, hell no.
>>94821365
Give me the full picture. NOW!
>>94821442
das it
>>94820553
Fuck off Phoenix Person
>>94819916
You don't know what waifu means, and there's maybe like two people on the entire board who legitimately have one.
>>94821575
I know /co/ has a lot of fotm's they call waifus, but I seriously doubt there's just one other person here who actually has one.
>>94820041
I desire this, especially with what you call telepathy.Wait, Jessica's feet.
Jessica is a vapid coalburner who only exists to serve as an unobtainable love interest. The show seems to hammer home the point that relationships started in highschool are often strained and destined for failure, as shown with Beth/Jerry, but recently they've started to shift the blame to that toward Rick.
I don't know about waifu material. There are a few good candidates like >>94820860 but otherwise the characters tend to be weirdly proportioned beanpoles.
So is Morty with Jessica now or what? I want them to do something with her, whether its resolving whether or not they're going to be a thing or just killing her off. At least one episode where she goes on a Rick adventure
>>94821404
Even if it turned out to be futa?
>>94820514
>horse face
lolno
>>94820026
stacked
>>94821956
The penis makes it better.
>>94819916
I think Summer is pretty nice.
Needs more non human girls.
>>94819916
No, but they are pretty good for good old 34.
>>94821442
God damn furries...
The only true waifu is Rick himself.
>>94822004
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
>>94820041
You lost me at Arthricia.
No
Basically exaggerated versions of real girls done in a shitty Adventure time art style
My guess is she's his Beth's mom
They're going to fall in love, be happy for a time, have a kid, and over time Morty is going to become more and more jaded like Rick and just become Rick, his child will have a kid in highscool, and sooner or later he'll have his own Morty to corrupt like Rick did to him. It's a cycle.
>>94819916
If the artist drawing them goes off model.
summer, tammy, and maybe the clarinet girl are the only 3 developed enough to appropriately take as a waifu.
>>94819916
Waifu is just a chemical reaction
>>94819916
Looked like 3/4 of the Fashion Club from the thumbnail.
>>94819916
I unironically like Summer, right down to her voice and her feelings.
>>94821381
this. my grandpa draw better with his feet.
>>94819916
tricia lange likes foreskin, literally my fetish girl.
The puffy Anatomy Park girl
>>94821365
How did Rick know she had a puffy vagina?
>>94822135
>Non human
>Just humans with a zany skin color
End this meme
>>94819916
Rick & Morty girls are shit. I can prove it mathematically.
>>94820026
yeah, I like her too, dunno what her deal is but yeah.
>>94821825
Next episode she's going to be single and Morty is going to miss a chance of getting with her because either the adventure shown in the preview, or the vacation they take later on.
>>94820355
I think the idea is that if you have big enough breasts why wouldn't you go into stripping? You spend a few years of your twenties earning easy money then go get a real job once you've earned that debt-free graduate degree.