What if this fucker got hit with Gamma rays?

>>94812775
He'd finally defeat that menace Spider-Man.

>>94812775
His upper lip would itch like crazy.

J.J.J. exposed to gamma rays vs. General Ross exposed to gamma rays

Who wins?

What color would Julk be?

>>94812893
Blue.

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>>94812775
Peter would finally love him

>>94812775
The Gamma rays would hate Spider-man

>>94812893
Yellow

>>94812775
He would get cancer.

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Hello there, I'm Mon- I mean my name is J. Jonah Jameson. I work for a newspaper. I require pictures of the Spider man.

>>94813367
Does Bruce Banner have cancer?

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>>94813375

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>>94812775
this is now a spiderman comics thread

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>>94813477

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>>94813537

>>94813563
>>94813537
>>94813477
Why isn't this still an ongoing thing?

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>>94813563

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>>94813537
>tfw you actually really liked 'Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water"

>>94812775
He'd radiate love to fight misery

>>94815193

IF I SAY FUCK 2 MORE TIMES THATS 46 FUCKS IN THIS FUCKED UP RHYME