How would Rick win against Lord Dominator?

>>94811879
by easily injecting somekind of addictive aphrodisiac and record her orgasming over and over and over...then after that humiliation she'll go straight after rick with no regards and consequences, only to get itchy down there and rape the shit out of morty to calm herself down, getting addicted to morty in the process.
and that's how grandpa rick gave morty and nice girlfriend...because he used the same shit that destroyed their whole original universe on her, just so morty can shut up about jessica.

>>94811879
>She may be the destroyer of galaxies but still *burps* she's a teenage girl Morty
>Then, w-what are we gonna do Rick?
>L-like every teenage girl, she's a hormone bag full of insecurities and daddy issues. We'll just minimize themselves and get into her brain and mess with her self-esteem. And m-maybe she'll end up like your m-mom Morty, how would it feel *burps* Morty, we're entering your mom's brain, would you like that you little piece of shit?

>>94811879
off screen and bloody

You're an idiot.Rick can easily kill anyone by accident let alone by intent.

>>94811879
>Wander, I don't think those guys would like your invitation.
>Aaw, come on Syl, like I always say, it never hurts to be friends, hey friend! My name's Wander what's you- *laser shot*
>R-Rick you just shot him, y-you're a monster Rick! What did they done to you?
>Calm down, Morty. That was a *burps* space wander. God knows what kind of diseases they carry in that fur. Y-you might get space aids Morty, do you w-want to get Nebula Cancer Morty? pretty *burps* nasty stuff. Look Morty, t-those space wanders are immortal assholes who make good deeds just to satisfy their immortal d-desires, they're sick bastards Morty, being nice to everyone and stuff, do you know how this stuff messes with space-time fabric? I just did him a favor by *burps* ending h-his meaningless existence Morty. Now come on, we gotta leave.