poor Ethan. All this guy wanted is to get laid by a girl with

I mean I get the show plays fast and loose with morals but when shit like this happens it kind of just makes the family seem like a bunch of vindictive cunts, even Morty. Ethan was an ass but he didn't deserve that.

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>>94808684

>he's a tits guy

Reminder that he was molested as a kid and it still hurts him when he thinks about it.

>>94808684
Men aren't allowed to want things or have standards anymore. Only women can pick and choose their sexual prospects. Men have to take what they're given and thank their lucky stars that any woman alive wants to lounge around their house eating all their food and taking their money.

In an alternate world Summer didn't fuck up her boobjob and everyone got what they wanted.

Infinite number of Ethans.

Fucking up just one doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

When you don't really value your own life, because you can be easily replaced by another version of yourself. Other people's lives don't really matter unless you make yourself believe they matter. Like if they look like your family.

>>94808684
If he wanted to get laid could've gone raw on summer. Titty girl was a slim chance to get a handjob.

Summer probably wanted to be mounted or ravaged in the forest.


So it's kinda his fault

>>94808777

Really makes you wonder why so many men end up wanting to fuck traps.

>>94808948
but Titties!

>>94808684
You're all pussies that aren't relied on by your families or you'd know morty was in the right

>>94808684
>he gets morphized by morty
What happened exactly. Too lazy to watch the episodes.

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>>94808684
>Reminder teenage boys are shit and probably said some nasty vile shit to Summer which made her act like a shit girl.

>>94809116
explain. Why is a hedonistic lifestyle with the hottest women wrong? especially when they broke up a while ago. Hell summer was in a relationship with a buff mad max guy in S3 e2. He should be allowed to date big titty girls without his ex and her family bothering her. Rick lives s hedonistic lifestyle and it's presented ad being OK

>>94809093
It's not cheating if it's in a parallel universe,especially one where he does not exist!

Also Summer dates a lot but she doesn't really have a boyfriend.

>>94808733
>a bunch of vindictive cunts

That's exactly what they are.

>>94808684
i honestly thought morty did it to ethan cause he ruined his rick free day rather than what he did to summer. I think he just used summer as a way to justify his actions.

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>>94809116
>You're all pussies that aren't relied on by your families or you'd know morty was in the right

I don't like big tits though

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>>94809347

love them. the bigger the better. live with it stupid bitch.

>Dumps someone
>get's horribly mutated by the person's brother as revenge

What the fuck happened to Rick and Morty, this kind of justice only used to happen to people like child molesters. Now it happens to people who dump the main characters (albeit for shallow reasons, but does that REALLY constitute ruining their entire life for something you will get over?)

the show is now shit and dead, don't bother

>>94809432
the irony here is it was established that Ethan was a victim of child molestation

>>94809407
Cowtits are trash

>>94809452
what the fuck man

>>94809463
this

>>94809432
female wrighters

>>94809489
too much phoenix wright.

>>94809432
There is no greater crime than making a white girl upset, anon.

Morty best Brother of the years

>caring about chads

what the fuck happened to this board

>>94808684
I dropped Rick and Morty some time ago. How fucked up was his fate on a scale of 1 to Batman Beyond?

>>94809537
After-credits scene was monster-Ethen stumbling away in pain after being disfigured.

>>94809479
I know right? Ethan had a troubled past, he at least deserves a big boob girl to make him happy

>>94809432
This show somehow keeps getting shittier and shittier

>>94808684
I bet he dumped Summer not because of her tits, but because of her fetish for watersport.

>be Ethan
>get molested as a child
>go through life scarred by this event
>get a girlfriend whose grandfather is a mad scientist
>dump her
>get horribly painfully mutated by her brother
>a fate worse than death
>all for dumping his sister

>>94808684
Wanting something is not tantamount to deserving something and worse things have happened to better people.

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>>94809463
This, Morty should've shrunk the other girl's tits

>>94809637
Yes but every man deserves a girlfriend with big baps

>>94809607
>watersport
???

>>94809608
Don't forget you have an amusement park of people inside you who also got bigger

>>94809722
When the aliens that changed their memories made a memory of them in an elevator she peed her self. And the alien couldn't create a negative memory. She liked it.

>>94808751
>liking ass more than tits

I'm sure you prefer fucking other men anyway you fart gargling pleb

>>94809754
What looks better, a girl with no ass and big tits, or a girl with no tits and a big ass?

>when you realize that an actual Nazi got off better in this show than a person who objectified women
>same goes for that jellybean child rapist guy
>and the alien serial killer who literally eats babies

I thought people were being retarded when they blamed the fact that the new writers were female. Now I'm not so sure

>>94809432
Harmons white knighting will not stop.

>We just don't have anything in common anymore Summer

>>94809770
a girl with no ass and no tits

>>94809770
>girl with no ass and big tits
This, small asses are great so long as they aren't flat

He didn't even do it specifically because the other girl had big titties. Summer was just depressed and didn't know the reason, so her negative body image issues took control and made her believe the only reason he'd break up with her is the difference in tit size. He probably broke up with her because her family is fucked up and she became a huge bitch after her parents' divorce, huffing enamel and cheating on him with bucket head guys.

He's not going to get fixed before the series ends, is he?

Who gives a shit? Every week you guys are complaining about some mundane garbage that doesn't matter. First you were mad that there were women writers, now there is an episode written by a man and you're still trying to pick out some pseudo, nonexistent feminist theme so you can be triggered.

It's a cartoon where people are killed in the dozens every episode. Some little kid shot his sister in this one. That's fine but it's not ok when some background character gets mutated for some pettype reason? It's a cartoon where terrible things happen constantly. More importantly, it's a cartoon. Yeesh

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>>94809887
>Every week you guys are complaining about some mundane garbage that doesn't matter

You're right anon, this doesn't matter, nothing matters, wubba lubba dub dub and stuff

>>94809887
>Some little kid shot his sister in this one.

That was an accident and it still wasn't fine, Morty mutated Ethan out of spite just because Summer is emotionally unstable

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If you objectify women, you're literally worse than murderers and rapists.

>>94809887
>trying to pick out some pseudo, nonexistent feminist theme so you can be triggered.

Anon

A Nazi got a better punishment, he only got his ass kicked

A child molesting alien got it better, he died quickly

A baby eating alien serial killer got it better, he died quickly

A man who objectified Summer (as >>94809852 points out that might not even be the case). Has a fate worse than death

You get the message that they believe that liking tits is worse than being a baby eating serial killer, a Nazi or a child molester

>>94809887
>No one even mentions the heart attack of the neckbeard rich guy off-screen.

People old and young die all the time. It doesn't make it less of a tragedy but it also doesn't mean that we are obligated to care about them all.

This is a resort that seems to point towards one of Rick's more generous endeavours, an amusement resort with immortality. But someone's always complaining. In this case the making if warlords into wage slaves is so terrible that it requires his death.

>>94809262
>Rick lives s hedonistic lifestyle and it's presented ad being OK
It really is not.

Did anyone get the impression he might've honestly dumped Summer less for the tits and more because they really didn't have much in common with each other and Summer was just projecting her insecurities onto Ethan

I mean Summer was ranting in the garage about him not appreciating her taste in French cinema and opinion on carbon taxes, but with the tiddy chick they're just having a casual talk about the origin of the word "smore" and having a laugh

>>94809973
The entire planet was croneberged because morty wanted to roofie the girl of his dreams.

I hardly think the message is that it's about some political or commensurate cosmic punishment.

You tell the universe, you are significant.
The universe replies to say that doesn't obligate it to do anything

>>94810021
Everyone in that bloodline destroys any life they touch.

>>94808684
Why the hell are you suprised? Why the hell are any of you surprised? The show been going this road since season one. Rick is a fucking asshole and he kills people for stupid reasons, Morty spends way too much time with him, it was just a matter of time for him to show this kind of behavior.

All fucking threads are the same "this season is bad" this season is just like any other and you guys been complaining about them all since season 1, just stop watching already then.

>>94809973
Yeah a lot of people in the show don't deserve what happens to them. When you say shit like this it makes me think you don't understand the show or its humor, which is pretty fucking sad considering how obvious it is.

>>94808684
So do you think he'll get turned back at some point? That would've made things better probably.

>>94809919
And he shot Rick out of spite with the intention of killing him. The whole family is fucked up. They already put an amusement park inside Ethan anyways.

>crying this hard over an [adult swim] cartoon

>>94810084
we pity Ethan for being in such a shit show

Summer cheated on him with the Mad Max guy; she even married him while still apparently dating Ethan.
At least Ethan had the decency to break up with her before seeing other people, but I guess that doesn't matter to Morty

>this show is too mean-spirited for /co/ now
Kek

>>94808733
The very, very first episode had Rick freeze a random high schooler that happened to be bullying Morty and left him for dead.

>>94809432
Morty's turning into Rick with his warped sense of justice. The tiniest slight against his family can be repaid with the worst cruelties he can think up. Because it's within his power and the universe is not fair.

>>94810170
At least he had it coming. It's funny to watch him freeze and get shattered because he thought he could stab Morty and get away with it because his family was rich. He was an asshole and got what he deserved.

At the very least they could've made Ethan say something like "I don't date flat chested bimbos" or something to make him unlikable.

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>>94809432
>What the fuck happened to Rick and Morty, this kind of justice only used to happen to people like child molesters.
You'd be incorrect.

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>>94810145
It's not that it's mean spirited but a teenager was punished with a fate worst than death simply because he acted like a teenage boy. A Nazi only got punched twice but Ethan had to be turned into a mutant freak in a painful way just because of tittes.

>>94810204
>At least he had it coming. It's funny to watch him freeze and get shattered because he thought he could stab Morty and get away with it because his family was rich. He was an asshole and got what he deserved.
There was no fucking moral involved it was just "Ha ha the cliche high school bully got frozen".

>>94810170
It was also an accident

>>94810238
No it wasn't, Rick simply didn't care that he killed a kid.

>>94810234
There didn't need to be a moral. It was funny watching him die because he was an asshole.

>>94810210
Yeah, it also happened to a guy threatening to slice up a teenager way younger than him. Not really helping your point, here.

>>94810258
Rick only froze him, which is something Ricks do all the time
Rick wasn't the one who knocked him over and shattered him.

>>94810204
YOU AREN"T SUPPOSED TO CARE

How have you watched this show for so long and not gotten this? Morty isn't a "good guy", none of the main characters are.

>>94809432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DO7eQGSvqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azg3KgErIR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3cm-1-m1Z8

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a vagina, /co/?

>>94809533
>Ethan
>Molested by his own brother
>Has a theme park inside his own body
>Has a shitty relationship with Summer
>Is now a disfigured mutant

Yeah, real fuckin' chad material there you absolute mong.

>>94810426
It's called dark humor.

I thought Morty was just going to shrink his penis.

>>94810454
The dark part I can understand. Where's the humor? Dark humor exists, it's a real thing that can be done right. This is not an example of dark humor done right.

>>94810454
>Lol let's continually torture an innocent character throughout our series
>Well made dark humor

pick one

>>94810370
Actually yeah and THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

>>94810485
I thought Morty was going to shrink the other girl's boobs.

>>94809432
>>94808684
>people forgot when Rick freeze one guy in the school

>>94810454
Dark Humor is Jerry getting crapped on because he's a spineless coward who preys on the emotions of others.

This thread has autism

>>94810145
>>94810084
>>94809116
>we're not allowed to feel a teeny bit of sympathy for a simple, troubled teenage boy who likes to titties
are you faggots? we're not weeping over his death, but we see a common man in this guy. a simple guy who likes big boobies. So of course we'd discuss his demise. /co/ always loved big tits and big asses

>>94810589
Rick specifically said he was going to be fine, he died on accident

>>94810289
>it's not my fault the kitten I left on the highway was run-over!

How was he supposed to be un-froze?

>>94808777
If it makes you feel better, no matter how society is arranged, and no matter how women act, they still won't want you.

>>94810675
How do things normally unfreeze when left in room temperature?

>>94810592
oh fuck off if you took that rant seriously. jerry is just as abused as ethan is.

>>94810692
with permanent cellular damage.

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>>94809432
It was about tumblr and how they're all psychic mutant social degenerates with cyborg neurosis' that feed into each other like a melting pile of s'mores.
>that thing I just typed atop this.

>>94809432
So if there was a show about Hitler, would you follow his every example? Since the main character did it, it must be a good moral, right?

>>94810699
I'm sorry, but I see the point he was making. It's been obvious since season 2. Jerry is a spineless coward and, although Rick does cause him problems, alot of his problems are things he brings on himself.

>>94810370
Did anyone else think Jerry was going to end up with a vagina somehow?

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>>94810786
>if there was a show about Hitler, would you follow his every example

>>94809512
crazy pills in the water supply
>WE ARE NOW ONE

>>94810675
When Rick came back, if he remembered, he'd unfreeze him
Think of when the Council of Ricks come for Rick and Morty. They freeze and unfreeze Jerry with no problem. They later freeze primitive original Smith family.

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>>94809407
>next spawn game will be a FPS/spy sneak n shoot
>movie will have suspiciously Austin Powers soundtrack
>innocent security guard comic relief Bob and Steve
>RvB comedy music riffs

>>94810170
I expect that from Rick. Not from Morty.

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>>94808751

Someone post a pic of the girl anyways.

>>94810948
We never have the same conversations, do we?

>>94809791
Jellybean is now jellypaste (never you mind that maybe something was backwards in that whole village) and alien serial killer.....yeah okay but maybe?
The nazi was just a cosplayer anyway. And now his character knows that painful feel when.

>>94810113
Ethan wouldnt exist without this show.
Hes not a fucking actor.

>>94811080
>tfw molested by the united states central intelligansce agencey
spelling errors implying heavily

>>94809432
The show isn't meant to teach it's audience on proper morals, it's a dark comedy about a shallow and vindictive family doing shallow and vindictive things.

portrayal =/= promotion

>>94808684
I don't think the show writers are saying, "this is justice". They're showing Morty's sense of right and wrong devolve to a level closer to Rick's.

>>94810619
>Renegades of Pern
>during a year in a prison styled mental hospital
>PS1

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>>94809432
>>94811135
>Instead of good discussion, thread after thread just spinning the wheels, trying to explain humanity to retards

Man. is Ethan is hot.

>>94811344
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VIlJAvYMw
>relevant
>I'm @ drunk, not a hack

>>94810927
>What is a character arc
Morty is now as much of a douche as Rick

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>>94809158

>>94809432
Feminism ruins everything.

Why are you all so triggered?

>>94810795
thats not true at all, he excelled when rick was out of the picture

>>94811649
Because 4chan always needs a reason to fight or ague. Always.

It's not a bad a thing, it's just what it is.

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>>94809851
He said no ass, fucker.

That thing is going to be hank hill levels of flat.

>>94808684
this does show an interesting change in morty. definitly rick-like

>>94808684
>Not just giving Ethan huge embarrassing tits because of how feminine he looks already.

C'mon Morty, step up your game.

>>94811791
This really would have been a better ending any drawfags please I beg you

>>94811791
My /d/ is kicking in

>>94808777
>Ethan's gf actually did seem really nice and was even moved by Beth and Summer's normally terrifying skinless giant hug.
>Summer has been shown constantly as being spiteful, paranoid, and manic-depressive.

Ethan might have liked tits, but Summer seems like a lot of emotional baggage compared to his new gf and was probably really stressful. So when someone who was easier to talk to, nicer, and more stable than Summer comes along? I can see why he dumped her. The tits were just a bonus that Summer thought was the only reason.

But nah, it has to only be about tits I guess.

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>>94811791
>inb4 this ending up with Ethan X Morty lewd.

Although to be honest, it would have been funnier.

I miss the passive Morty, the character chemistry of both him and Rick being douches won't work as well as them being different

>>94811453
But why?

>>94811845
>>94812019
>Ethan dumps his gf because he is getting addicted to his own tits
>Turns into a trap

Hey, it'd get Morty's message across if anything.

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How do we know Ethan was even interested in her for her tits? Maybe he just wanted a nice moral christian girl instead of some slut that huffs pottery glaze.

>>94812115
It doesn't matter. The Smiths are the masters of their world and Rick is their god.

Morty will be their devil.

>>94812073
I think at this point it's less Morty trying to look out for his sister, and more just him venting his frustrations, which is something he can't really do with Rick around.

If the Vindicators episode means anything, it's that Morty is getting tired of Rick's bullshit and his passiveness is turning into more of resentment.

Notice how Jerry immediately started bullying Rick when he got injected with that serum on the plane? It's because when he's finally in a place of power, he starts lording it over them. Morty is the same way. He was in a position of power over Ethan and wanted to use it.

Morty's becoming a combination of Rick's and Jerry's worst aspects, and that's a dangerous combination.

>>94809608
Poor Ethan.

>>94812115
This, she's just the better gril

>>94811878
>>94811845

>He got molested as a kid and was made to 'feel like a girl'.
>Gets corrupted by his new tits into accepting this.

The /d/ writes itself here.

>>94812115
She genuinely seemed like a nice person, and understood what Beth and Summer were doing and got emotional over it.

She seemed like the kind of girl Ethan needed in his life, rather than a girlfriend with a grandfather that inserted a theme part into his body.

>>94810691
I've come to terms with being viewed as a dog turd on the street of life by women. Maybe you should come to terms with the inequity that society tries to promote under the guise of feminism.

>the family just keeps getting worse

At this rate the only satisfying ending would be all of them dying

>>94809944
I'm happy to see someone else acknowledge that rape isn't that big of a deal

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>>94812348
I agree.

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>>94812115
a reminder that Summer literally replaced him not too long ago with a literal bad-boy

Ethan should've gotten with Morty. Prove me wrong.

>>94812378
rape is the only acceptable way of communicating with women anyway

>>94812402
At this point, Evil Morty is the only one worthy of killing the family

>>94812408
I think >>94812098
>>94812019
>>94811791
>>94811845
>>94811878
Agree with you.

Plus, we already had scenes (although in the comic) of Morty being open to fucking another (MALE) version of himself, so it wouldn't have felt that punishing for both over this end.

>>94812406
Oh yeah that's right. Like got married to him and everything, forgetting Ethan even existed and probably never telling him about it.

Summer's a hypocritical cunt.

>>94808684
Well that's what he gets for messing with Morty's day off.

>>94812096
Spending too much time with rick thus destroying his morals

>>94809262
nothing wrong about being a hedonist. but you hurt my family i hurt you that how most people work. we literally have TAKEN being about that. some people are loose and ready to hurt people for the smallest emotional damage.

>>94810988
This

>>94812493
But I don't want futa Ethan. I want gay Ethan x Morty.

>>94808751
This, he deserved it.

>>94812319
I just straight up don't give a shit.
I'm not part of that world.

But the moment your world shakes for their sake, the terrorists have won.

>>94808684

>falling for the tiddies meme

Ass is hometown muh dude.

>>94808684
The show is written by feminists cunts who hate men, and the betas who enable them and still are jealous of Chad

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>>94808684
>that part in the episode where that brother killed his sister

that shouldn't have made me feel as bad as it did

>>94812609
I do too

>>94812779
I still feel bad.

>>94811487
>there are noticeable rips and tears in Ethan's clothes
>Summer's clothes were completely undamaged, even when she made her tit's unevenly massive

fucking gay

>>94812609
>But I don't want futa Ethan

I do.

>>94812402
Evil Morty is the true hero of the story. He has seen this happen over and over again. And he's going to put a stop to it.

>>94812535
Tribalism is a destructive force that is regretably a nearly inherent part of humanity.

people defend this cringe ass shit head just to prove a point is co this fucking pathetic

>>94808830
This logic is dumb as hell.

The person in a different universe isn't you, it just looks like you, and thus you're not responsible for it's actions. Using this logic, Morty just horribly disfigured someone.

>ITT women who are triggered when a man has a preference

at least they present a true point stay out of useless high school drama

>>94813166
>Ethan
>man
Kek

Ethan decided he wasn't into Summer. For some reason he's the bad guy for that? If the genders were switched the epidoe would have had a long speech about how the boy should respect the girls wishes when she dumps him for a ripped dude.

>>94808684
>actually sticking up for the chad
what happened to you, /co/

the big tittied christian girl got off fine, so why are you so fixated on this guy?

>>94813236
how is Ethan even a Chad?

>>94812406
>>94812296
>>94812115

Honestly if they were going for dark humor they should've just gone full-out and ran with Ethan breaking up with Summer because of all the shit she's pulled and outright disappearing on him for weeks on end while the other chick's actually been there for him, and then have the punchline be how completely disproportionate his fate is in comparison.

Instead we got this half-baked middle of the road bullshit.

>>94810210
Are you retarded? He was a violent psychopath.

>>94810210
Let me tell you why I think that's different.
In season one Rick is the bad guy. He's the source of conflict kicking off the plot. Him casually wasting a teen is a good establishing scene to show what danger morty is in.
Morty maiming ethan is the end of an arc, it's when beth has learned an episode about motherhood and all the end are tied up. One of the ends inexplicably being Ethan getting a comeuppance.

>>94813236
he isn't a chad you fucking retard

>>94813236
This^^

>>94810803
I thaught this would happen after they went through the wormhole

>>94812535
>If you break up with my unstable sister then I'll splash acid in your face

Yeah that's justified, you fucking psychopath...

>emo gay hair
>looks straight of a boy band
it doesn't matter what are or views on tites and such but we can all agree that defend this type of subhuman is just stupid

>everyone acting like morty won't change him back after like a week
I highly doubt this punishment is meant to be permanent.

she literally went for the popular boy ,believing that she isn't going to be dump sooner or later is borderline delusional

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>>94813236
>sticking up for the emotionally damaging, insane, and manipulative Stacy
>being this much of a white knight
I want reddit to leave.

>>94813719
>>sticking up for Ethan
what are you gay or something?

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>>94809463
Fake Cowtits are trash
Ftfy

>>94809608
good ,he is a normie he deserve it

>>94813845
Why was this edited to be pepe? Isnt it landwolf originally?

rick and morty is watched by a lot of teens
the purpose of this episode was for girls to not go for the popular boy
co is against this
...

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>>94809269
*Bam* cue liberal bait

>>94813804
>not sticking up for a guy who got molested

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>>94813945
better?

>>94811361
I unironically think this. Ethan was pretty cute. Was disappointed by what they did to him this episode. Cute boys deserve to be cherished and protected. Porn of Morty reverse raping Ethan to "teach him a lesson" WHEN?

>all this butthurt and blaming feminazis

Do none of you have a sister? Morty is just protective of his already fragile sibling.

He's slowly becoming Rick, and when someone threatens or upsets one of the family, he does what Rick would do.

>>94814079
when was that mention?
>>sticking up for the fuckboy

>>94814079
>implying it wasn't just made up

>>94809432
Given how Rick when about murdering an entire universe, turning his previous universe into Cronenbergs, turn an entire galactic system to shit, entire fucking worlds shredded, and shit ton more, I highly doubt this can be considered grievous.

>>94814182
>implying R&M is real

>>94814120
Yeah I do but I wouldn't turn the guy into a freaky mutant who would be shot on sight or get health problems due to disfigured body part sizes. Youre just supposed to tell him to fuck off and/or at most just punch him in the face or groin. What morty did was over the top.

>>94814024
This

>>94814120
In short nobody has the right to say "no". If Morty wanted sex from Jennifer he'd tell her "Let's not turn this rape into a murder" if she tried to get away.

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>>94814215
>>implying we are real

>>94808684
He fucked with Morty's onee-chan.

He had to pay.

>>94808684
>"You messed with her body image Ethan"
>"Now you have to die"
Fucking stupid. I hope Rick and Morty die in equally horrible ways, so they can stop murdering loads of other people

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>>94808684
>Hire female writers
>They vent out their frustrations they still hold from Chad ruining their self confidence in high school
>Fail to aknowledge Summer's very realistic and actual faults that more likely were more decisive factors in their breakup - a reflection of how the writers probably blamed their body image for bad relationships instead of their shitty personalities

>>94814318
>defending the popular normie boy

>>94814360
>defending the family of vindictive psychopaths

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>2 episodes ago
>Summer getting Mad Maxxed right in the cunt because of daddy issues
>But she was dating Ethan this whole time

Who are we supposed to feel I'd the bad guy here?

>>94814318
Nah, fuck him.

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Morty mutating Ethan had nothing to do with femanism or Ethan being shallow or anything like that.

He upset his sister. That's reason enough. Keep in mind that Morty has killed a lot of people for much less reason by now. Honestly it was showing a lot of restraint that Morty didn't just kill him

>>94808684
do you inbreds not know what character development is. Morty horribly mutilating Ethan is meant to show how much Rick has rubbed off on Morty, both willing to do sadistic shit to people who hurt there loved ones or even inconvience them, even tho they won't admit that they care.

>>94814360
>Defending actual assholes.
Not even classic 4chan would do that.

Hell, at this point it looked like Morty and Summer are becoming the worst aspects of both Jerry, Rick and their mom.

It is that bad.

>>94814385
>walking over your principles (aka defend a normie) just cuz was right that one time
you disgust me

>>94809463
This. Fuck that anime bullshit

>>94814419
I recognize it and accept that its happening, its the fact that people actually think this shit is okay and that this family of actual psychopaths are in the right for their misdeeds. that being said I wanna see more of it, Evil Morty is now

>>94814414
Ethan was obligated to beta orbit Summer and do things for her even though they had separated. Him trying to live his own life goes against the modern social contract between men and women.

>>94809608
>get with and divorce a crazy bitch who has a demigod for a grandpa

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Who enjoys mean-spirited shows like this?

Serious question, I can't figure out who actually has a laugh at disproportionate "justice" or characters getting horribly mutilated. Family Guy and Metalocalypse and whatever have done this shit for ages, so clearly the audience exists. Where are they? Who are they?

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>>94813393
>hating someone for how they naturally appear

It's dangerous to look even slightly okay nowadays because a thousand fatties or mega-incels will see it as an excuse to dump acid on your face.

>>94812402
>>94812458
>>94813072
Holy shit, are you people never going to drop this Evil Morty? It's never going to be relevant.

>>94812319
Feminism is just a mirror image of the world as it already is. Women taking privileges for themselves to override the ones men have had.

I'm not gonna be a self-hating cuck and say we "deserve" it but we've certainly had it coming. Helter skelter and all that.

I hope "evil" Morty kills the entire family at the end, they are just getting worse and worse

>>94814575
This, it is turning into Family Guy 2. Except the fans pretend to be smarter than Family Guy's audiences when they are the same

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ok, give me a CLEAR and CONCISE explanation as to why Ethan deserved it. Ethan wasn't a creep or an asshole like other characters. I don't want to hear buzzwords such as "chad", "normie", or "normalfag" in the explanation either.
as far as I am concerned he's just a reasonable teen who wants to date a non sociopathic girl who's grandfather won't build an amusement park in them.
Now explain.

>>94814385
>not wanting to unleash body horror on a normie boy out of revenge for breaking your oneechan's heart

Fucking faggot

>>94814442
Have you ever watch the series everyone is an asshole
https://youtu.be/sen8Tn8CBA4

>>94814656

The shows writers are Jews, women or Jewish women. Do you really need more of an explanation?

>>94814656
He's a normie Chad cuckold normalfag dudebro, he needs to be punished for wanting to fuck women.

Why are people looking for lessons or implying there's some form of moral guidance to be found from this show?
All the main characters are shown to be awful, petty, and vindictive at ine point ir another; They're not the sort you're supposed to emulate.

>>94814695
but he didn't break her heart. JUST TWO EPISODES EARLIER SHE MARRIED A BUFF MAD MAX GUY.
>normie
spotted the normalfag.
>onee-chan
get that moe relationship anime garbage outta here. this is a shonen only board.

>>94814696
True, but there are standards to write how to be an asshole.
Why characters like Doom are beloved (hell, why Rick was originally beloved here) and then how Red Skull is hated beyond salvation, and now seems like everyone in the show are going down that path.

>>94814656
As a CIS white male Ethan's rights end where Summer's feelings begin, he was supposed to stay with her until she didn't want him anymore.

>>94814656
Well, let's put it this way; if a popular boy at school broke your sisters heart and caused her to go through body-image and self esteem issues, you'd feel a bit of anger towards him, would you not?

>>94814756
People have a strong sense of justice.

>>94814756
It's just the converse of people who get upset when a gay/black/woman is depicted as evil, because they can't get through their thick neanderthal skulls that depiction =/= endorsement.

>>94814787
Explain in what way he acted irrationally.

>>94814656
>reasonable teen
>teengers
>reasonable
oh god, i life enough to see this happening

>>94814806
I wouldn't want to do what Morty did to him, if that's what you're implying.

>>94814806
I wouldn't mutilate the fuck out of him

I would also realize my sister is emotionally unstable and what she is saying he left her for is probably not true.

Maybe I've learned to do this because half of my family is just as if not more psychotic than Summer

>>94814750
This

>>94814806
Not lashing out against every little "injustice" is what separates us from the animals and niggers.

wait didn't she cheat on him with the mad max guy?

>>94814024
>the purpose of this episode was for girls to not go for the popular boy
>co is against this

>>94814834
It's not that simple plug, no one wants to see a benign character get fucked over for something so small.

>>94814806
.....but she projected her angst onto him. he had nothing to do with it. Sh .arrived the mad max guy 2 episodes ago. that pasted a few weeks actually

>>94814899
>Summer cheats on him
>he leaves her
>Writers go: "You better feel bad for Summer and feel good for Ethan's punishment"

what the fuck

>>94814884
Spoken like a true cracker

>>94814873
>>94814862
Perhaps, but the difference is that Morty is a teenager acting on emotion and just so happened to have a device that he could use for payback nearby. That is a very dangerous combination.

>>94814936
It doesn't matter what you want. It's called black comedy.

>>94814806
A bit of anger? Sure, basic animistic animal anger. But if Summer was my sister I'd also realize she's friendless and unlikable because she tried to kill the only girl who ever was her friend, at a party where everyone she knew attended.

I would not show up to school the next day carrying a jar of acid and a sledgehammer, chase the boy down, throw acid on his face and then use the sledgehammer to destroy his limbs while screaming "how about now? do you feel sorry now!?"

>>94814946
>she married the mad max guy. that marriage lasted a few weeks actually
this is what I meant to say.

>>94814884
>and niggers
Was that really necessary?

>>94814983
on 4chan? yes
(not the poster btw)

>>94808950
Speak for yourself you closeted faggot

>>94814957
When I was a teenager I knew those family member's were psychos that were not to be trusted

If they were upset with someone I would almost always take the other person's side because it was their behavior that caused the situation. I still do that B T W

Morty fixed Summer and Beth.
He could have easily fixed Ethan.
And even if he didnt, who cares?
You guys need to calm your tiny tits and stop taking this meme show so seriously.

>>94814836
i'm not speaking for him individually i'm speaking for teengers a whole and youre delusion that teengers( males and females) have ever acted rationaly

>>94814983
If you don't say "nigger" in your post, people will call you an SJW.

>>94815021
It's just moralfags moralfagging. Pay them no mind.

>>94814983
>/co/mblr

>>94814775
>True, but there are standards to write how to be an asshole.
>standards
> to write an asshole

>>94814756
How do you know the show doesn't want you to emulate the characters? Yes, the characters are shown to be assholes, but they're always shown to be right in the end. Rick, Morty, Summer, none of these characters get any comeuppance for their destructive actions, meanwhile the characters that are shown to be "bad," like Ethan, are disfigured or murdered. There is no proof that the show is trying to say what Rick and Morty are doing are in the wrong. Exaggerated? Yes, but in the end, the idea behind their actions — a boy dumping his girlfriend instead of being forced to be with her forever deserves to be punished — is shown to be in the right. The fact that the majority of viewers (not on /co/, but the other parts of the internet) seemingly agree with what Morty did to Ethan, to the point that they actually say they'd do the same if something like that happened to their sister, tells me that either the show is sending a message that people like Ethan deserve to have their lives ruined or that there's a ton of amoral people. Maybe you're right. Maybe the show is meant to be subjective — up to the viewer, without any definitive message — but the fact that the only place we're seeing arguments against what happened to Ethan is on 4chan leaves me awestruck.

>>94815130
all of this

People on my other social media are agreeing with it and it scares me

Only on 4chan are people saying that it's not right and that is insane

>>94815037
This^
teengers are instebel hormon fill pices of shit the fact that people try to rationalize ther actions is just stupid

>>94814360
>>94814410
>people should die for hurting someone's feelings

>>94814419
I wish Morty could have risen above Rick's worse tendencies. Besides, Summer's insecurity about herself came from herself and her breast envy, those are her issues, not her boyfriend's.

>>94815130
Is this the co version of ''playing violent video games makes you violent or a school shooter"

>>94815375
I'm not saying that people will actually emulate the characters. I'm saying that maybe the show is saying the viewpoints Rick and Morty have are right and never wrong.

>>94815329
>>people should die for hurting someone's feelings
See >>/rk9/

>>94808684
>go back to /co/ thinking it's changed
>see this thread
Are all of you bunch of 12 year old babies? bye again

>>94815375
Yes.

>>94815445
And the problem is?

>>94814550
>its the fact that people actually think this shit is okay and that this family of actual psychopaths are in the right for their misdeeds

Who?

>>94815504
Did you even read the original post it was responding to? The original post said the show is not objective and that you aren't supposed to agree with the characters. I was disagreeing with them. In your little utopia, do you believe people aren't allowed to disagree with you?

>>94815524
Go to any website and search up comments on the new episode. I guarantee you the majority of them praise Morty's actions.

>>94815524
Normalfags are eating this shit up

You know those memes saying R&M is the smartest show ever? They unironically post them

A lot of them are praising Morty's actions.

>>94815581
>I was disagreeing with them. In your little utopia, do you believe people aren't allowed to disagree with you?


I have no idea how the hell you got that out of my post, but no.

>>94815624
They're fucking retards anyway. Why do you give even the tiniest shit what normalfags think?

>on way to Charlottesville protest to practice my constitutional right to free speech
>suddenly get beat up by a muscle bound grandpa and his granddaughter

What did I do to deserve this?

>>94815726

Well your first mistake was posting your dumbshit roleplay on 4chan and not reddit where it fucking belongs.

>>94815769
This guy is right.

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>>94812609
So comission it!

>>94814656
It amuses me. That alone means he deserves it.

>>94808763

This.

Probly needs big tits to not feel like he's fucking around with a man, summer.

>>94815496
Then Leave. You and your feminist ways are not needed here. Goodbye.

>>94815487
Great to know American women have the same mindset as /r9k/

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>>94808684
So what happened to Ethan?

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That little girl who was shot and killed by her brother was a bigger victim.

F

>>94811885

Actually spelled out by Summer herself.

>>94817076
Summer's sanity was declining really fast, so he left her, and got a girlfriend who had her shit together. As punishment for his crimes, Morty horrifically mutated him, and left him alive to suffer.

>>94809973
You don't get it. Ethan got mutated for two reasons:

1- Morty is becoming more and more like Rick. Throughout this episode he's callous and logical. Completely fucking someone up because of a slight against him is a total Rick move.

2- It was funny.

There's no crazy feminist agenda here, just nihilist humor.

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>>94814983

>>94817214
Any pics ?

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He's a nomal teenage boy,Do are we supposed to feel sympathy for Summer because she's a main character?

>>94817286
Why is it that every other person discussing this has horrible grammar and/or spelling errors littered throughout their posts?

>>94814983
Go back to Tumblr

>>94817262
http://heavy.com/entertainment/2017/08/rick-and-morty-what-happened-do-to-summer-boyfriend-ethan-photos/

>>94813128
Technically they are choice-descendants of your origin point. They arn't your 'descendants' as much as they are individual twigs and leaves in the tree that represents whatever 'you' are on the multiversal scale. Destroying one, even wiping out a numericly vast choice spectrum of that person is no more destructive to the whole than trimming a branch off of a tree or plucking off a leaf and crumpling it in your hand.

The poster your are replying to is just expressing one way in which multiverse knowledge makes people inhumanly monstrous. It causes them to disregard the individual, like a reverse of 'one death is a tragedy, a million are a statistic'. There are no good lessons or characters to be taken from Rick and Mortey, only poorly doodled spectacle.

>>94814656
He didn't. That is the whole point.

>>94815130
Rick tried to kill himself, Summer has a new obsession everytime we see her, Beth and Jerry were trapped for two seasons in a marriage so broken it failed on a cosmic scale and yet are somehow WORSE for having broken up with each other. The show is very clear about the consequences of their lifestyle.

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>have large natural breast fetish
>have large fake breast fetish
>have fetish for one boib being waaaay bigger than the other boob
>have breast expansion fetish

mam mia!

>>94808777
Yeah I take it you haven't had a lot of interaction with real women eh there you colossal basement-dweller.

>>94808684
>morty turned into a social justice warrior
gee
thanks Harmon

>>94818065
This has got to be the most original and well thought-out response to someone criticizing women I have ever seen.

>>94808763
I wonder how he felt about morty's "shh, shh, just let it happen" bit.

>>94818256
Well he's not wrong.

>>94818438
Yes he is (you are).

>>94809116
ethan LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
as in "hey, what you did was morally wrong" would not only be undeserved, but incorrect.
"going to far" with retribution is not even in play here.

>>94810171
rick doesn't have a sense of justice.
"i don't care if she tried to kill me, like 20 people try to kill me every week"

>>94809116
>Morty was right
>Summer cheats on Ethan with a guy from another dimension
>Ethan dumps her for superficial reasons but at least she's aware of it
>Morty was right

Can we focus back in talking about Etahn with big tits, deciding that he should become a trap?

Play nice, and I might even drawfag a thing.

>>94818603
No thanks kind anon!

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>>94818603
Nah, just Ethan and Morty lewdness, please.

>>94818603
Is it still a trap if it has big tits? Also please drawfag I need them big boy boobies

>>94808684
It's a example of Morty going the deep end like his grandpa. You're don't always have to agree with what people do.

>>94810691
Tell it to the mirror you white knighting bitch

>>94814806
>you'd feel a bit of anger towards him

The most "a bit of anger" would entail is a mild gut punch, and even then that's still an extreme reaction. Permanent debilitating, hideous disfigurement should only be reserved for the worst of monsters that deliberately caused suffering for others.

Summer can always find a new boyfriend. And did in another universe when she was still with Ethan. The dude didn't deserve what he got.

>>94818453
Shit son, you actually interact with wimmenz?

>>94814637
>buying into feminist dogma this hard

Fucking lol, just castrate yourself and be done with it

Modern first world women are the most privileged comfortable creatures that have ever existed on this earth owing to the results of millennia of blood, toil, tears and sweat by men.

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>>94814983

>>94818744
>buying into /pol/ dogma this hard

>>94815130
I'd like to call you an idiot, but considering the amount of normies who take the show at face-value, I have to agree with you.

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How do we know he got morphed? It didn't show it.

>>94818777
1) he showed up heavily disfigured
2) the little tech support guys talked about how he was clearly morphed

>>94818777
Try watching the after credits scenes

>>94818777
Why the fuck don't you people watch post-credit scenes
There's been one after every episode in every season to date, you should be used to this by now.

>>94818801
>>94818826
>>94818842
I'm dumb. I hate Morty now.

>>94817225
>2- It was funny.

The problem is that it wasn't funny.

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>>94814806
>be 14 year old otouto
>17 year old oneesan just had her boyfriend who was popular, break up with her
>she was screaming like a banshee scratching the walls on her room and crying every night
>yells at parents for more money to try and buy him stuff to get him back

I'd only feel anger if someone intentionally tried to hurt her, but I pray for the guys that have to deal with her. Morty knows his sister is a bitch, and I know my sister is a bitch. If the guy made her get self esteem issues indirectly, I wouldn't be too mad.

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>>94818652
Will this hold you over?

People keep saying "Ethan dumped Summer for shallow reasons", but where's the evidence of that? Everything we've seen of Ethan suggests that he dumped her for getting cheated on. Or, if not that, because they simply grew apart.

We really, unironically should be applauding him for parlaying a breakup with Summer into dating a seemingly nice girl with big tits because 1) that girl would easily be in high demand and 2) it's not like Ethan was Chad Thundercock, swimming in bitches. Assuming Ethan did break up with Summer due to the Mad Max episode, then he -- as the one who got cheated on -- has every right to quickly get with another girl if he so pleased.

Thus: Ethan did nothing wrong. His worst mistake would not be "dumping her for shallow reasons" but "dumping her just after her parents split up", which is no excuse for cheating and not a good enough reason to prolong a broken relationship.

>>94818681
>Liking women
>Even once
I was just letting him know his victim complex is a turn off.

>>94812188
this has to be the worst part about this discussion.
the same scenario didn't require scifi or plot armor.
the same situation could have happened with a normal family, and the morty stand in using a bottle of acid to disfigure him instead of some gizmo.

>>94818907
My lust for man tits will never be quenched But thanks for the attempt

>>94808684
>Ethan
>annoying as shit
>clingy
>gets a girl who puts up with his crap
>they solve issues and build a real relationship
>leaves all that purely for a pair of boobs

deserved what he got imo.

also >>94808751
tittyfags are the worst

>>94818931
Agreed but I would say he should have tried his best to breakup with her in a more gentle way, I mean if he knew her grandpa kills people like its breathing then he really should done his best to try not to anger him as a byproduct of the breakup

>Was expecting an episode with a giant summer, perfect jerkoff material
>Ruined it by making her a fleshy monster
Fuck this show

>>94814218
>tell him to fuck off
he DID
what was he supposed to do, continue dating summer so her fee-fees wouldn't get hurt?
or just refuse to date anyone more attractive than her for the rest of his life?

>>94814806
I'd tell my sister to get the fuck over it and stop being a fucking crybaby over some trifling bullshit

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>>94813719
>I want reddit to leave
>in a rick and morty thread

>>94814806
>broke your sisters heart
she didn't give a shit about him.
if he was hit by a car and died, she would have said "meh."
but she could not STAND the idea that someone could be more attractive than her.

>>94819110
I never implied that trust me im in the same boat as you, I just mean IF Ethan ever came back to summer to use her, like the asshole that retards are acusing him to be, Then morty should have told him to fuck off and/or punch him in the dick

>>94813128
>>94817454
Morty realized you can choose your family, and nobody fucks with the family you chose

simple as that

>>94814806
>Broke her heart
>She cheated on him and got fucking married in episode 2

>>94810057

The comment you're replying to is in response to someone saying there is not point in discussing the events of the episode unless you're looking to complain.

The comment is pointing out that this was exceptionally cruel, especially in comparison to objectionally worse characters.

It's worth discussing, it does not imply anon doesn't understand the shows themes, or is even surprised or objects, just that that they want to talk about this one.

Did Reddit think Morty was cruel or did they side with him?

Did anyone else think Ethan was cute?

>>94819353
They sided with him. Even made a subreddit dedicated to hating on Ethan. Tumblr also supported Morty's actions. Twitter as well. The only website that doesn't is here.

>>94819394
Gonna need sauce on that subreddit can't find it

>>94808684
Was Ethan in the wrong? Yes. Did he deserve what he got? No. Morty should've just made his arms Popeye-huge and beat the crap out of him.

>>94819394
They also have a Fuck Tammy subreddit.