Rick and Morty: Pre-Premeire Discussion Hype Thread

>>94786208
Will us non-americans get a stream this time?

>>94786300
Just wait 30 minutes before the episode starts. People will be shilling streams everywhere. Every stream I find for CN is either dead or from another country.

>>94786208
>its a A plot is way better than B plot to the point where you wonder why is there a B plot episode

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>>94786208
I dont think they can fuck up this episode that much,considering we got best boys troughout the whole episode

>>94786453
>best boys
But anon, I don't see Morty anywhere, plus that Rick is a cyborg

>>94786300
Brettygood

>>94786208

>Beth and Morty with Giantess Summer Boogaloo

>Jerry and Rick spend time

>>nb4 Jerry was right

They can't fuck this up

>>94786453

Which is the B plot though

Both sides are important

>>94786483
>that Rick is a cyborg

wait seriously

>>94786453
they havent fucked up an episode yet

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>>94786652
Yeah, have you not seen the s3 trailer?
Look at the burnt part on the t-shirt, it matches

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>>94786208
>giantess Summer
I'm ready.

>>94786754
shiiit

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>>94786208
Beth getting cringe arts and craft horse hooves

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>>94786208
>Giantess Summer tonight

dead show

>>94787682
The episode isn't out yet, you fag, what do you expect us to do, sperg about lizard versions of rick and morty like a certain other thread general?

>>94786754
>Rick and Jerry learning that they have things in common they never knew of before, learn to respect each other

>Nope it was just an impostor Rick while the real one was fucking off somewhere else

Not only is it a rehash of the doofus Rick plotline, but it's worse

I haven't even seen the episode and I hate it. I don't know what this makes me but whatever it is it can't be good.

>>94787754
>I haven't even seen the episode and I hate it. I don't know what this makes me
it makes you a retard

>>94786208
GIANTESS SUMMER
THEY TURNED Her INTO A GIANTESS
BOOM BIG REVEAL
this is my fetish

>>94787778
this is an awful discussion forum.

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>>94787778

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What happened there, /co/?

>>94786754
>rick made a clone thats exactly like him
>he expects that rick to not rebel ever
hopefully he becomes the next villain

>>94788185
Wasn't that the April Fools episode no one was prepared for?

>>94788185
April fool's prank. The time slot was originally samurai Jack

>>94788185
The pilot was released in complete surprise with no warning on April first.

>>94788185
why is PICKLE RIIIIICK so low?

>>94788215
you think it's the same robot he made in the Mad Max episode?

>>94788232
>people expect Jack to air
>erects only a tiny phimosis dick
>people expect Rick to air
>suddenly a HUGE cock as long as a forearm pops out
kinda sad desu
somebody should do a virgin jack vs Chad Rick

>>94786208
>>Beth blows it as a mom in this one broh.

As opposed to every other episode she's in?

>>94788232
Sort of. The pilot was put on repeat for the entire length of [as] scheduling that day. Samurai Jack was just one of the many shows that got delayed including all of Toonami.

I hope this inspires Courier to do some more Summer stuff

>>94788384
I still don't get the butthurt, it was just one week of delay, while we had been waiting for new R&M content for more than a year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zre9FhhxR7k

Is Roiland a corporate whore?

>>94788418
I personally didn't mind it, I just think people were put off by how stupidly hard they were pushing it. If they just released the episode then continued with the usual schedule nobody would've minded but for a whole 8 hours they just repeated the same exact episode. It wasn't even a Rick and Morty marathon because it implies they aired other things from the show.

>>94788472
>If they just released the episode then continued with the usual schedule nobody would've minded
But then no one would've even noticed, plus the whole point was that it was an April Fools prank so it was supposed to be... I guess annoying, but people blew it way out of proportion

>>94788418
I mean I didn't really care that much, besides being annoyed I'd have to wait another week and already dreading the stupid fucking szechuan memes, but I can understand the frustration when people who waited for rick and morty had to wait like a year whereas people had been waiting for more jack for like 15 years. The wait times aren't comparable at all.

>>94788637
But they had been getting their episodes, so technically it's still only a one week wait

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I'M BANANA RIIIICK
OHHHH BANANA
~dabs~

>>94788222
>>94788232
shhhh

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>>94788392
>>94787860
>>94787531
Do you think they are edgy enough to get into pic related? Asking for a friend.

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>>94788420
>Is Roiland a corporate whore?
Do you even need to ask?

>>94788513
April fools is a dumbass holiday and no April fools pranks are ever enjoyed by the people who have to suffer through some assholes barely excused idiocy.

>>94789209
I was pretty thrilled when the giant shit on my living room floor was actually 2 pounds of some pretty great fudge.

Well I have to admit last week's episode was pretty enjoyable, even if it was still predictable that Worldender would be slain and Rick would take over as villain. Even since the huge crash between episodes 1 and 2, they've steadily become better and more atune to what we're used to seeing.

Which brings us to tonight, and aside from the most obvious appeal Summer's giant ass I have high hopes. Ridley is credited as writer and Rick and Jerry have never really talked man to man. With Jerry at one of his lowest points, the big buildup throughout is most likely going to be when Jerry grows some balls and finally lets loose on Rick for what a piece of shit he really is.

Again, fairly predictable, but the proof is in the payoff. Much like the therapy subplot, it's ok if they fart around it as long as the ending is satisfying. This will supplemented by the action of whatever hijinks they get into on the alien world and of course be broken up with the Summer subplot, that looks entertaining as the family tries to figure out Rick's shit without Rick there to roll his eyes and fix it immediately (before he returns home at the end and does just that.)

Unless of course Jerry is given the standard "saved the day, gained some confidence" spiel where he gets to gloat to Rick about how he's not worthless and Rick reluctantly has to agree, and naturally it was all a set up by puppetmaster Rick, who once again manipulated everything. Which would be lame.

>>94788418
If they had aired the episode that Sunday I wouldn't have minded.

But nope. Some people PAID for the episode on VOD and it didn't air that week. That's infuriating.

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Jerry episode

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>>94789810
dat ass

>>94788352
she did alright in some of the first season

back when "muh abandonment issues" was an actual character trait and not an excuse for the writers to make her a bitch

>>94786453
Jerry is cute! CUTE!!!

>>94789810
Is Rick going to go balls deep in Jerry? Willhe cuck his own daughter?

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>>94790506

How many hours till it airs?

>>94786754
That could actually be Rick though. Last episode he revealed he has some nano-tech forcefield skin thing, so he's not opposed to augmenting his body.

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>>94786208
man I hope some fucking giantess Summer fart porn is generated by this

>>94791459
Check the countdown.

>>94791595
That would be quite interesting

>size fetish fuel episode

where my /gts/ fans at

>>94788267
>so low
>still higher than the entirety of seasons 1 and 2

>>94789699
>Some people PAID for the episode on VOD and it didn't air that week. That's infuriating.
Do they even care about their own paying customers?

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>>94791725
Here

>>94791725
Really hoping she vores someone

>>94791725
>It's going to be used to force some kind of message about "privilege" or something.

>>94786661
They've fucked up literally every episode in Season 3

>>94788420
>Is Roiland a corporate whore
https://twitter.com/RickandMorty/status/897930038879830016/video/1

>>94788418
>it was just one week of delay, while we had been waiting for new R&M content for more than a year
Yeah its not like people have been waiting for new Samurai Jack for...13 years or anything

>>94788420
To Roiland it's all a big joke. He probably had more fun working on that commercial than the whole of season 3.

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>>94786208

>>94793664
>we only see the butt
that was definitely done on purpose

>>94791630
>fart porn
As big as a fartfag I am, you know that's not going to happen. We're more likely to get Summer giantess omorashi.

I'm just pumped were getting another Jerry episode, he's one of my favorite characters and the writers rarely use him.

You giantess fags are disgusting

>>94786208
Is it just me or has this show started to go downhill?

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>>94794264
Why can't people just hide their shame?

>>94794264
When the giant women finally come and take their place as matters of this world, we will become their loyal servants while all you non believers shark literally become their food.

>>94794338
*masters

>>94788810
Sauce?

Man, we are dead.

>>94794264
>writers rarely use him.
Nigga, he is the third most used character in the whole show. 70% Of all the B-plot in Season 1 and 2 revolved around him in one form or another.

Let me put it in perspective: Even when he finally left the house and was barely seen the entire second episode of season 3 was about the kids talking how much Jerry affected them and didn't give two shits about Beth's role in all of this. Even when he doesn't do shit he still affects the characters and plot greatly.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvsLLfRpLs

streams anyhwere?

>>94795980
guessing he had to do this after having the whole isreal thing on the last episode

>>94795980
>29% of americans are nazis
Why are liberals so hysterical?

>>94796676
>I'm retarded: The Post

>>94794714
>>94788810
Sauce for a poor nigga with weird fetishes
thx

>>94788513

It's fucking /co/. Literally the big events in these people's lives is a new cartoon show airing. It's sad and pathetic. Don't expect anything less than incomprehensible rage when one of their animated drawings isn't premiered as usual.

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>when you believe there are 95 million goosestepping nazis in the country rather than being remotely rational

>>94795980
Don't feel like watching the whole thing at the moment, anyone summarize what Dan's saying?

>>94796689
It's just their tumblr/reddit. As in "Label for thing I don't like". I wish people ridiculed this behavior in real life instead of encouraging it with good boy points and head pats.

Any stream links?

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>>94786208
>shitty rick and morty porn is going to flood the giantess/vore/unbirth community now

>>94788232
>The time slot was originally samurai Jack
No the rating was for the the 8:00 PM slot

>>94796844
>dan does a monologue about trump not condemning neo-nazi at the thing last week
>feels very forced and no one laughs except when his cohost comments
>is drunk and sloppy
>calls 29% of the country nazis
>cohost trying again and again to steer him away because he is bombing
>i stopped watching the video there

>>94787860

>big reveal

>>94795980
Why are americans so assblasted about a political party from over 70 years ago? A political party that lost and that has no prominent members left? It's like being on edge about people claiming they belong to the holy roman empire.

Will it even be worth watching? After two weeks of Custom order For-Reddit Episodes, I'm not holding out hope.

>>94797147
THIS
H
I
S

and dont get me started on how most of the idiots here thought trump supported the neo nazis when he literally said that there were retards on both sides in the incident, i.e. "there's blame on both sides"

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>>94796844
>>94797014

>>94797147
>Antifa is bleedover from Europe
>Durr this is an American problem!

Last I checked it was Europe that was going to send a guy to jail for teaching a Pug to nazi salute as a joke

>>94797147
They've got nothing else going on in their lives. If they had kids, or careers they wouldn't be bitching about nonsense that doesn't affect them.

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>>94797194
>uh hey violence on both sides
>by the way nazis bad
>actually you know what every side is bad
>H-HEY HE CONDEMNED NAZIS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

>>94797147
>Believing Nazis are a political party and
>Believing the Holy Roman Empire won't rise again


I'd like to live in your world

>>94797147
It's an easy target to virtue signal to everyone and show how not racist you are.

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I like how calm these threads are compared to the shitfest threads that come after the episodes air

>>94797147
>Why are americans so assblasted
>americans
M8 I don't know why you'd single out Americans here when practically the entire Western world acts the same way.

>>94797295
This is true. There's a lot of people who are in it just to pat themselves on the back.
At the same time you have people doing weird mental gymnastics to justify why the guys Sieg Heiling are good people who should be listened to.

>>94797228
Didn't he basically say that both sides were at fault, condemning both of them as well?I may have interpreted it wrong cus I'm a little lightheaded at the moment.

>>94786661
Haha you got me anon, here it is, it's all yours

>>94797147
I don't know if it's a political party, but they aren't quite the same now. It's why "neo" is placed before it.

>>94797346
The Media in the US draws a lot more attention to it. It's like how every first world country is suffering from obesity problems, but americans immediately get brought to attention due to how much they fucking talk about it.

>>94797147
>? A political party that lost and that has no prominent members left?
That still doesn't change it's impact on the world, considering they're more or less responsible for a whole world war.

People shit on Nazi's because they're afraid of the kind of political violence Nazi's will inflict on them/their friends if they/people with a similar ethno-nationalist mindset came into power. Most people don't like them.

That's like asking "boy, what do all these super heroes have against people making plans to take over the world and enact vast amounts of bloodshed. So much for free thought?"

>>94797351
Yeah, and while technically true that both sides were violent it rings hollow when one side had a guy literally commit vehicular homicide.

Stream when??

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>>94797249

>speaking of the HRE in an approving way ever

>>94797349
>At the same time you have people doing weird mental gymnastics to justify why the guys Sieg Heiling are good people who should be listened to.
inb4 someone in the thread starts doing exactly this thing

>>94797314
You mean, how people get rabid to talk shit about what they just watched?

>>94797422
>not saluting in public
pussy

>>94797396
Not really anymore so than the rest of the Western world honestly, you're probably just more aware of it due to the dominance of American media. Germany in particular is pretty damn hung up on it for obvious reasons if you need a non-American example.

>>94797449
I don't Sieg Heil cause I'm not a retard who believes in a political ideology concocted by an ex-con who flunked out of art school.

>>94797434
Or rather what they pretend they saw

>>94797399
No, it's closer to "Why are the heroes ranting about neanderthals being evil thieves while taking out modern human muggers?"

>>94797483
The fact that he's an art school dropout gets You? Not the other stuff? Basically the rest of the stuff. Ok.

>>94797351
>>94797404

It wasn't even the fact that he said there was fault on both sides (which is totally true).

The dude then went on to say "And there are also fine people on both sides."

I get that you don't want to enforce any action against freedom of speech, but I won't blame people for a second if they get mad when you call Nazis 'fine people'.

>>94797521
That's not really comparable. Homo Neanderthalis is extinct, while their are still many who subscribe to Nazi ideology, self identify as Nazi's/Neo Nazi's, and are very much interested in resurrecting such things. How much pull they have in actual politics is up for debate, but are you pretending sites like Stormfront and /pol/ don't exist?

>>94797483
You dont do it because you lost your balls as well as your sense of humor
Basically you're a woman

>>94797419
All the dots are there man. Fucking holy wars and shit against isis in Europe will awaken something long dormant and the Christian Faith will take power and unite the continent

>>94797555
The Nazis made all the developments that make every single modern jet or turbofan plane possible. Only fine people would be able to usher such progress for the entire world.

>>94797551
The rest of the stuff is the real complaint but trying to point out that I think the pseudoscience behind ethnic superiority is retarded wouldn't win any points from a guy who is already advocating Sieg Heiling.

So fuck it, just point out that their messiah was a dumb faggot who died without having accomplished any of his goals and sent his country into an infinitely worse state than it had been before that took way longer to recover from.

Basically Nazi's and those types want a participation trophy for having been born on the "winning team" without having to have done shit to earn any real respect and its hilarious because the flags they wave around at their rallies are the standards of armies that lost their respective wars.

>>94797611
Nazis are not fine. Think of all the Chocolate and Asian waifus/husbandos that would be lost if they won

>>94797591
Those are Nazis as much as people who eat rare meat are neanderthals.

>>94797555
Then he went on a weird rambling explanation of why they were actually justified in not wanting Confederate statues taken down and going "who's next, Washington?"

I don't even think this is a case of him being a legit Nazi or KKK or even Confederate sympathizer, I think he just knows that a lot of his most loyal base falls into those groups and he's too clumsy to doubletalk his way out of the situation.

>>94797611
I'd be cool with it taking a little longer for someone to have come up with a fancy engine if it meant that millions of people wouldn't have died for basically fucking nothing and a whole continent getting devastated.

ep airing when

>>94797650
So very because rare and blue rare people are not welcome

>>94797647
Hey, just the scientists who developed all the shit we use today, specifically.

>>94797647
Didn't japan side with them to create a massive asian ethno continent?

>>94797668
Canceled along with Toonami

h-hey guys, what about that Rick and Jerry episode

Hey guys what about that fucking stream.

>>94797731
That's going to be fun and I'm looking forward to it.

Also, when are the mods going to ban all this garbage political discussion from these godforsaken forums?

Nothing good comes of it and it clogs up actual discussion of the boards actual subject matter.

>>94797742
twitchDOTtvSLASHagavehokage

someone post comrade stream link, I lost it

@94797742
Google one you dumb nigger

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>>94786208

>>94797731
>trying to stay on topic

wow look at this fucking QUEER

>>94797404
>when one side had a guy literally commit vehicular homicide.
I liked how /pol/ immediately started coming up with all kinds of wacky scenarios to explain why this guy didn't count/wasn't real/was actually acting in self-defense/was paid to do it/didn't actually do anything and the entire thing was made up.

Also how all the guys with Nazi and Confederate flags were paid to be there.

I got a question, w-would you guys like to see giantess Summer doing vore towards morty?

Fatal? Digestion? Hard Vore?

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>>94797784
here's your (You)

>>94797650
Are you being deliberately obtuse right now? Honest question.

If a group of people believed that the working class should seize the means of production, rebel against the upper classes, then distribute the plundered wealth from said rebellion and labor "evenly" throughout the country, and that such an event was inevitable would you be remiss in calling that group communists?

>>94797780
Im retarded too, pls help

>>94797611

Okay, so lemme rephrase and say 'Modern Day Nazis', despite the particularly obvious implication.

I'm not a fan of painting everyone with a broad brush, so I get why Trump said what he said, but I wouldn't ever look at a crowd of people chanting "Death to x people" and think "Wew, what fine people those all are." This includes people who instantly wish all Nazis dead too. Double standards, we in there.

>>94797817
Fatal. Vore should always be fatal.

>>94797873
>This includes people who instantly wish all Nazis dead too
Don't be that guy.

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>>94797817
leave and never come back

>>94797404
I am really curious, what makes one car murder worse than the blinding acid attacks, people hospitalized due to being beaten with deadly weapons and the cop murders/attempted murders?

>>94797929

It's too late, anon. I already AM that guy.
Also, I just wanted to talk about Rick and Morty, what the hell is going on in this thread?

>>94797873
>This includes people who instantly wish all Nazis dead too
I dunno, I have a hard time feeling moral outrage towards people who want to get rid of Nazis. Controversial opinion to have, I know.

So the usual stream is going to be streaming Twin Peaks' finale for another 2 hours and then playing Rick and Morty.

>>94792744
This. It's a win-win, as you can make a fun skit while still getting paid for it.

>>94797961
One of them happened at the specific event Trump was addressing.

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>>94797935
>Not wanting to see Giant Summer making Morty as a quick meal for her hungry stomach

Bro come on

Noob Noob truly was the real MVP.

no stream again

>>94797825
Communism is the name of an ideology. Not the name of a defunct political party. What you're saying is if we should call such people Facist, as that is the name for the ideology. And the answer is yes, that would be more correct.

>>94798009
GOD DAYUMN!

>>94798001
The blinding acid attacks and people getting hospitalized due to the attacks on deadly weapons happened during that event. The attempted murders happened at other events he also decried.

That seems like a really pedantic qualifier to base your entire argument around.

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Rick and Morty steam where?

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>depression flaring up worse than usual
>fell like I have no purpose or meaning
>no goal in life and feeling like a failure in my pursuits
>political bullshit all around me
>it's everywhere I go
>realize tonight there's a new R&M episode
>go to /co/ to enjoy some cartoons with bros
>it's just more political shitposting
I just want all this white noise to stop.

>>94797817
All three pls.

>>94798033
Hey, you're the one defending Nazis

>>94798042

I'll help anon.

What'd you think of the last season 3 episodes? Everyone loved Pickle Rick, but it's honestly one of my least liked episodes of the series. Last episode was half-baked, but still got a few laughs outta me, and I seriously loved Rickmancing the Stone. It's a 50/50 season so far.

>>94798068
>nazis are bad, but so are anti-nazi nazis
>this is defending nazis

>>94798068
At least he's not defending Muslims.

>>94791630
ditto

Did Dan Harmon seriously say 29% of US citizens were Nazis?

Where did he pull this number from? The percentage of people who identify as Republicans nationally?

>>94798068
I'm not defending anyone. I'm just asking why one murder is worse than multiple murders and hundreds more smaller and horrendous crimes. Why the horrendous crimes get off scot free, and the murder is treated as the single worst thing ever.

>>94788267
it was genuinely the worst episode of the show

>>94798042
All we're saying is if Israel didn't exist, we wouldn't have to shit up these threads with politics.

Is the episode playing or not? What is this horseshit playing on the adult swim stream?

So how many times are we gonna hear that "loser" in the wind in the Jerry ep?

why is no one providing stream?

>>94792611
>I am popular on 4chan amongst other anonymous posters

xD

>>94798125
It'll play at midnight for some reason.

>>94798111
His alcoholic brain

i got a rabbit room up with AS on it.

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>>94798125
>he doesnt have cable

>>94786208

Stream?

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We need a stream my niggas.

>>94798158

SINCE YOU NIGGERS DON'T PROVIDE STREAMS, I GOT ONE HERE.

STREAM HERE

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

STREAM HERE

Where's the stream REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>94798021
> Facist
Which Nazi's are the most prominent example of, I actually agree calling these people fascists and ethno-nationalists would be more accurate but it's honestly too much to expect from the masses. Nazi's were both these things and most people will immediately understand what values are being criticized when you call someone a Nazi.

Man this ep was pretty bad

>>94798123
I think politics would still shit stuff up but it would be a different country. Probably Germany or a middle eastern country

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>>94798154

>>94797775
This is the amazingest stream.

>>94798033
>blinding acid attack

You mean the Nazi larper who posted livestreams of himself saying the holocaust was a lie, got peppersprayed by police, and then threw a bitchfit to try and get Patreon shekels?

There are no reports of acid attacks, you are ignorant at best, or maliciously lying to make Nazis look like the victims at worst.

>>94798154
comcast pls go

>>94797825
>>94798021
>>94798184
wow, so comics & cartoons, guys.

>>94797228
>Both of these groups of totalitarian domestic terrorists are bad
Well, what more do you want?

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>>94798158
>>94798171
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams

it has ALWAYS been streamed on adult swims website since at least season 2. If it isnt available in your country just use a vpn. The episode starts in 15 minutes so you have time to set one up

Was CN and TBS blacking out for anyone else?

>>94798178
>video file not found
th-thanks

>>94798154
>Implying anyone here has disposable income

It sucks being poor.

>>94798224
They keep shouting that they can't stream it buddy, they did it last time too.
People are just calling and talking about masturbating.

>>94798154
Cable is a dying breed anon, it barely has anything worth watching on it.

Online is dominating the new era.

>>94798224

Last ep they had a shitty stage show reading the script for the episode making fun of poor people who couldn't afford a cable login.

>>94798224
The faggots said they weren't going to stream it again

>>94798224
It says right there on the ticker that they're not going to show it tonight.
But of course this IS adult swim we're talking about here, I'm not gonna chance it though.

>>94798178

works for me

>>94798259
That sounds better

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>>94798239

STREAM HERE

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

STREAM HERE

Works fine for me. Currently streaming last week's episode.

>>94798255
you do realize that its an entire joke and they play it anyways right? Have you actually tried to watch the stream at 11:30 EST? Because they streamed episode 2, 3, and 4 from this exact same stream.

You got memed by adult swim

>>94797147
As an American, I have a few thoughts. First of all, most people aren't actually assblasted. It's only a few politicians/celebrities realizing they can attract the gullible liberal audience by setting up nazi boogeymen. Most level-headed people haven't bought it. Secondly, the reason why is they are hated by non-brainwashed people because Nazis were America's enemies. in World War II. Had we not fought the Nazis, absolutely no one would care. Nobody would care if you flew an Iron Cross flag or a Falangist flag, as most Americans haven't even heard of those ideologies. However, for some, Nazi imagery reminds them of the carnage of the war. This doesn't just apply to fascism; us Americans will treat you differently if you fly a North Korean flag rather than a Ba'athist flag, despite both being pretty similar ideology-wise. Hell, with all of the trouble immigrants are causing, even a Mexican flag will draw some dirty looks.

tldr; most americans don't care, and those that do are either brainwashed by the media or reminded of WWII

You have to be a pathetic mother fucker to lose your wife to a pile of fucking ants.

You assholes better not come from the 29% of the country the Nazis live in.

>>94798302
>4 from this exact same stream
I saw something a bit different.

>>94798259
>>94798265
they showed the episode last week and the week before. I dont know why it would be different this time around

>>94798224
for some fucking reason they won't stream the new episodes during the premier

>>94797929
How about not being that fucking retard who thinks not wanting people to die period is being "that guy"? Fuck off moron. Antifa and Nazis are shit, deal with it.

>>94798326

Because they literally don't have to.

https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/896907002416291840

>>94798265
>We aren't showing the episode live today!
>Oh shit, people are telling other people to pirate it.
>Pls don't pirate it, PLS!!
>...
>Pls?
Funny enough.

>>94798349
This guy gets it

>>94798348
guess thats why it showed for me. Im logged in

>>94798303
It doesn't help that Nazis have been the go-to bad guy in most written media since the 50's.

Well, that and the Commies, but most Americans can't distinguish between the two. They can't even distinguish between Stalin and Castro.

The ones that can ether suck Karl Marx's dick or think commies are worse than Nazis.

I'M A NICE FAGGOT THAT SHARES STREAMS. LAUD ME IN APPRAISE.

STREAM HERE

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

STREAM HERE

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I hope they do it again.

so is rick and morty official dead now that dan has ran his show into the ground with nonsensical leftist ranting? just checkin.

>>94797775
doesnt work

>>94798391
Thanks man.

>>94798391

Laud.

>>94797799
>tfw no smart black people to hang with so you have to hang out with the weird Asians.

>>94798396
Are these uploaded on YouTube?

In the Vindicators episode, why would Rick think that Morty could be the solution to the last test? I know the actual answer was Noop-Noop, but Rick should have reasoned that Morty wouldn't be there, since Rick was going to escape with Morty using the portal gun. Maybe Rick was going to leave Morty there as well?

Why was the female superhero the only one allowed to get away?

http://www.sdwnet.me/channels/Cartoon-Network-US.html

Stream here.

>>94798399
wow he fucking lied to us what a cunt

>>94798299
Nice, is there like a directory of different live streams on this site? The URL tells me this is primarily for NFL streams but i'd like to see what else they got.

>>94798438
JeBaited

There was a stream with chat last week, what was it?

>>94798391
doesent work you damn poo in loo, stop spamming your shitty link

WHERES THE COMRADE STREAM

>>94798429
Because female writers

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Please pass the /co/mrade stream

LIVESTREAM ON PLANETCARTOON FACEBOOK PAGE.

>>94798473
https://www.firstone.tv/Live/United-States-(USA)/Cartoon-Network-31

>>94798473
Disable adblock.

>>94798472

The fuck are you on about? Works fine

>>94798427
That's a good point. I want to chalk it up to bad writing, but it is also possible that Rick wasn't as oblivious to the events as he seemed to be.

Who Total Totality here tomorrow?

>>94798391
Nice malware faggot.

What did Million Ants call her again? Titty Bean?

It would be BRETTY GOOD if someone would give a link DOT COM

>>94798512
She said shut it, Boco

>>94798472

STREAM WORKS PERFECTLY FINE HERE

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

CURRENTLY AIRING COMMERCIALS

Listen, of COURSE Nazis are bad. They want entire groups of people dead because they believe the group they belong to is superior, the chief reason being that they're in it. They're selfish, thoughtless, and completely unproductive toward a harmonious society.

But when people like Harmon go on these rants and say shit like 29% of the country are Nazis, well, from Harmon's own show Rick & Morty last week:

>I know you were sucking the Kool-Aid out of the Vindicators dick, sooooo, the fact that I was right about them must be pretty hard to admit.
>Yeah it IS. You know why Rick? Because when you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are. Nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.
>I know, everyone wants people they like to be right. That's why popular people are fucking dumb. And why your pretentious, poorly written, high budget friends back there can eat a double decker shit sandwich.

Poor jerry

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PISS FETISH IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>94798502
Is it really?

HERE WE GO

>>94798042
>Leave 4chan, stop going on the internet
>Hit the gym
>Get some goals and figure out your life.

"Wahhh I'm depressed."

Wipe ya ass and go for your dreams you pansy.

IT IS TIME

Time to see if Jerry truly was the only thing keeping this show afloat or not

>>94798424
http://heavy.com/entertainment/2017/08/watch-fake-rick-and-morty-live-stream-season-3-episode-4-s03e04-video-reading-script-adultswim/

>>94798533

Yes sir...

>Titanic picture

Heh.

RICK AND JERRY EPISODE

Was hoping they'd redo the intro to be Rick & Jerry.

>>94798512

According to closed captioning, yes.

>>94798542

It's garbage man. It keeps cutting out

Poor Jerry

>>94798552
Use uBlock origin to not see th epop ups

>>94798512
stfu Boco

>Sleeping in the nude

Do a lot of people do this?

Is this episode going to suck like last week's?

CURRENTLY AIRING NOW

LAST STREAM POST

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

http://hd.nfl-stream.live/tv.php?id=25164

>>94798427
I think Rick figured it out and was just being a dick by making Morty think he cared for a second.

>no alternate intro with Jerry instead of Morty
already disappointment

>>94798576
That's too smart and clever for female writers

>>94798561
I'm in it for the Beth porn

>>94798587
i do, especially in the summer

>>94798569
fuck you boco
nobody likes you

>>94798587
His only pair of clothes are drying

who wrote this episode?

JESUS

>they didnt replace all the mortys on the intro with jerrys
>the intro title didnt even have rick and jerry
ITS SHIT

Jerry you're such a cuck.

>Sad crying straight white neo nazi white supremacist male

OMG YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bless our new progressive female writers

>Immortality field

Oh fuckin' come on.

>Resort with immortality gimmick
Sounds actually fun

Link
www.twitch.tv doomkopf

>Resorts covered in an immortality field
>No one can die

Dang man.

>>94798633
take a chill pill, brother.

Aww, this is nice.

>>94798633
Neck yourself

>>94798587
I don't, I wear pajamas with no fucks given

>Immortality feel
>can't die of a heart attack
This place is great for my fetish

>Teach Jerry to not fear death
This sounds like a terrible plan.

WHOA BETH, you're really digging that hole for yourself you crazy bitch

Jesus Beth, what are you making?

Oh god, please let this happen.

This is the Rick robot isn't it?

Holy shit Beth

big boobed summer

>>94798646
Thank you

>>94798585
i use ublock it's still concerning

CLANCY BROWN!

>>94798669
what, no

Rick established previously that Jerrys have a high mortality rates when they go on adventures, this is the only way to get around it

OH FUCK CLANCY

Jesus beth what the fuck that's Dahmer shit

HER MASSIVE STRIPPER TIDDIES

Boobya

>she wants to make her breasts grow way larger
YES, MY BE FETISH IS SATED

>>94798694
Fair enough...
Stream's working for me though... nothing suspicious is going on besides an ad at the beginning

That carbon joke fell flat...

>>94798595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wqA7FXgBl0

>Breast inflation
This show is going somewhere

Look we all know where this is going with the grow ray, but I better see some damn fanart where it panned out okay

thicc

HERE WE GO

*unzips pants*

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YOU'RE A BIG GIRL

Oh boy the Fetish Fuel.

WHAT THE FUCK

I take back everything bad I said about this season.

Thank you Justin.

So, they're browsing these threads right?

>breast inflation
FEMALE WRITERS SAVED THIS SHOW 11/10

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SUMMER

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what the fuck

Uh, why bother censoring that 'shit'?

macrofags unite

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What the fuck.

jesus christ, without Jerry around Beth really does become Jerry

>Beth AND Jerry need a win

Man this divorce isn't really working out too well.

Summer pls

>>94798735
There's already a flash where you can give Summer huge tits

>breast inflation and giantess

Vore when?

BETH WHAT THE FUCK

>>94798748
Probably. Hey Justin, on behalf of /d/ thank you

Summer better keep those big titties by the end of this episode

>>94798760

They can only say so many due to S&P rules

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HERE COMES THE FETISH SHIT

WHIRLY DIRLY

I'm eagerly awaiting the porn inspired by this episode.

holy shit

OH GOD WHY

GAAAAAAH!

>>94798576
I wish more shows would redo intros when it's obvious the episode would be way better with it switched.

>>94798684
Would the robot not be able to die with the immortality field?

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Breast expansions is canon, yall!

YES GIANT SUMMER
OH GOD INSIDE OUT SUMMER

DAMMIT BETH, THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER YOU INSECURE BITCH

damn son

For fucks sake Beth

>reverse

I knew what was coming, but it was still a bit surprising

well that went from fetish to nightmare pretty quick

aaaaaaaand boner gone

HOLY SHIT

Well, there goes that boner.

WHIRLY DIRLY

beth is such a twat, i love it. theyre finally showing her flaws.
summer dammit havent you ever used superglue before? you fucking.. be careful with shit like that. this isnt like getting a glue smudge on something you cant get out, this is a big titty machine

Why would Rick have "Reverse" mean that?

>all my fetishes in one

Thank you based justin

Beth went too far.

dude blatant fetishes lmao

JESUS CHRIST BETH

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>>94798391
>tab opens and immediately closes

She became the Colossal

>>94786208
>Giantess in a mainstream show but the art style is unfappable

another finger curls on the monkey's paw

Rick is way too nice. What's the catch?