you know what, his power WAS cool. fuck Rick

>>94776302
Would you fuck Rick, /co/?

https://youtu.be/BO72Lg7OZ6U

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>>94776335
Heck yeya
but I'd fuck morty too, and possibly summer

>>94776381
I want to cuck Jerry.

>>94776420
Yeah most redditors do

>>94776468
Really? You're doing the "HURR DURR REBBIT!" thing because I'd want to fuck a cartoon woman?

>>94776524
Are there people on this board that don't want to fuck cartoon women?

>>94776302
It was, that part when they broke into Worldender's base by smashing a ghost train through a wall?

That looked gorgeous.

>>94776302
you know! maybe his power would be cool if his backstory wasn't shit.

I really like the simplicity of it. You instantly get an idea for what it is.

>>94776875
Summer normies and newfags. It's like a menstrual cycle every month of normies that give /co cramps, headaches, fatigue and random outbursts of emotion.

There was kind of a subconscious connection to John Henry that I really like.

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>>94776302
Reminder. Crocubot did nothing wrong.

>>94776302
He will always be a cuck

>>94777782
>Is 100% cold blooded
>Also the nicest one of the group
It's like pottery.

>>94776302
His power was pretty unique, im not sure if ive seen anything like it

>>94776302
I agree. He's as fast as a speeding locomotive, as powerful as a locomotive, and able to leap to the rim in a single bound.

>>94777782
>Crocubot did nothing wrong.
Except answer that question that ended his life.

>>94776302
Not gonna lie. Thought that was John Stewart from the JL/Unlimited.

>>94777652

The blood has always been here, though. Poor, poor Freehaven.

Wait, ain't that fucker dead?

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>million ants just killed one of his allies in cold blood
>had a problem with the galaxy chick killing the guy responsible for killing the rest of the guys

>>94780254
Million Ants was a known racist

he can summon ghost trains

BUT GHOST TRAINS CAN BE SUPLEXED XDD

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>Why did Supernova tell them to stop, and then Million Ants killed him anyway?

>Why did Supernova then kill Million Ants?

>And most importantly, why does everyone write Morty off as a bumbling retard?

What if the child Million Ants had with Supernova actually survived?

Would it be Million Ant-shaped Supernovas?

>>94780331
>>And most importantly, why does everyone write Morty off as a bumbling retard?

Because at the end of the day that's what Morty is.
He might be competent in some cases but he's still a morty

morty is smart

>>94776302
I mean he was basically an entirely train themed Green Lantern. Which isn't a bad thing, I love Lanterns and trains are cool as fuck. I thought Million Ants was cool too.

>>94780353
How do you have a child with a million ants? Shouldn't it have just been the child of one ant?

>>94780353
Wouldn't it be more like 500,000 ants?

>>94777652
That's a pretty good metaphor

>>94776302
I thought it was pretty sexist Super Nova was the only one to survive the whole thing, especially since she played a role in killing 2 of her team members.

>>94776302
Seriously. Fuck the writers for wasting such cool concepts on a bad SAW parody.

>>94781156
>a morty

Rick is in his sixties in all universes seen so far and morty is in his teens. What the fuck would Rick REALLY know about morty when in no known universes does a grown up morty exist?

>>94780331
Because she wanted the Vindicators name to be clean. She was most likely going to apprehend Rick and Morty for the deaths of Crocubot and cyborg-man, but so far the rest of them had clean hands.

This is also why she killed Million Ants. Because he had just killed a team member, and now he was going soft on her, trying to get her not to kill Rick and Morty. She couldn't be sure his romantic and heroic side wouldn't make him do something stupid.

Or maybe I'm overthinking this.

>Cool leader of the group.
>Jobs immediately.
>Nerd of the group.
>Jobs pretty fairly because of Rick's nonsense.
>Train and ant proceed to bitch at each other about a romantic relationship.
Was that really the fucking time?

>>94782345
the universe had to prove rick was right

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>>94776524
Me. I want to fuck the cartoon men,
especially the furry ones

>>94782652
What the fuck is going on in this page? What is Rick doing? Does Morty notice him?

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>>94782216
>... when in no known universes does a grown up morty exist?

This probably doesn't count, but it's fun to speculate.

>>94776420
You can't cuck a single man.

>>94776420
This. I want to fuck Beth while he cries and watch him break down as a person even more. I want to hear him say that he wants to kill himself. I want to pull out of Beth, sit down next to him and hand him my .38 from my back pocket. I want to tell him to go ahead and do it. I want to watch him suck the barrell and pull the trigger. Only to find out it wasn't loaded. Then I go back to fucking Beth while he sits there sucking a pistol and crying.

>>94778647
>Wait, ain't that fucker dead?

Don't think so. Think he's on plus4 with a new Tripname, along with two other sad ass pedos.

>>94783098
Well that's very specific

>>94783308
Only the best for Jerry

>>94778311
it was a trick question. it wasn't about the vindicators at all.

>>94782671
Rick needs to take a shit, and thus is too busy to recapture them.

>>94780331
because men make terrible cartoons

>>94783736
Yeah queen you tell them!

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people!

>>94776302
>Lance Reddick
>Black
>Power over astral trains
I agree OP. That guy was great.

>>94777782
which came first?
the robot or the crocodile?

>>94777782
Crocubot did nothing period

>>94776381
Why the fuck does every tumblr fucktard draw Rick like he's 30

>>94783822

>being this easily triggered

>>94782345
The joke was Rik stopped putting much effort into the Saw traps and lost track kf what jr was even doing, but then they fucking killed eachother anyway.

>Hey shoot some three pointers!
>How the hell did this result in a causuality.

>>94780290
>a

I think you mean... one MILLION known racists.

>>94784998
they shared a consciousness, so I would say "a racist" is fair enough.

>>94785122
>using a word invented by Trostky to single out anti communists

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>>94783971
idk and idc

>>94783971
Because they want him to be hit and can't accept what rick actually is, a grouchy ugly genius that would probably trigger the fuck out of half his fanbase if he was real

>>94787382
*want him to be hot

>>94783971
>why does every /co/ neckbeard draw old fat moms as thick, curvy goddesses?

>>94782541
>>94782534
>morty sex dungeon
hot

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>>94787382
>>94787410
well, he has a thread on /cm/, so clearly he has some kind of appeal if so many people find him hot

>>94787439
Sorry but old fat moms with zero personality are nowhere near as iconic as ugly old rick

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>>94776302
The only way to save this new season is through more Morty physical and mental torture

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>>94787598
MY NIGGA

>>94783971

To be fair, the show itself draws and has him act younger looking than he really is. Isn't he in his 70s? His face should be covered in wrinkles and he shouldn't be able to pull of half the physical feats he does.

>>94778289
I have. In Final Fantasy. He's literally 1/14th as interesting as a FF summoner because has 1/14th the summons. All while having a weaker backstory.

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>>94776302
Tomska did him better, and much earlier.

>>94783971
because they believe that rick is for sexual

>>94783990
>u mad?
gb2tumblr

>>94788050
Isn't he?

>>94783971
>fan art and porn is off model

Say it ain't so!

>>94787311
gay

he's supposed to look like fucking doc brown

>>94791269
that's hot

>>94776302
This is what happens when you have a man for a writer. Season 3 a shit

>>94777782
I felt genuinely bad for what happened to the Vindicators. Even if the leader was crazy.

>>94787764
Wouldn't Rick have gone to a rejuvenation clinic and gotten an all natural overhaul like Doc while Universe Hopping?

>>94780353
having a child made of blackholes is going to do some quantum bullshit eventiually