More like Goldie O'GILF.

Under normal circumstances, boner, we would not be having this conversation.

But but this time I feel your hubris and your lack of restraint has gone too far. You need to be stopped. And you need to be stopped now.

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>>94770369
>those thicc thighs

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>>94770369
I hope there's art of this show.

>>94770908
Judging from the thread on /trash/, there's already a bunch of art of that green duck reporter from the end of the first episode. I don't think we need to worry too much.

>>94770369
>DILF

How the fuck will Goldie and Scrooge's past get updated to fit this reboot? Will they have access to the fountain of youth or some shit?

>>94771573
Officially, Scrooge was born in like the 1860s, right?

>>94771681
1867 I think.

>>94771573
Maybe it's not present day in the cartoon.
>inb4 smartphones, satnav etc
The rest of the aesthetic though really doesn't look present day, it looks like the 1950s or '60s. They also live in a world where magic and ghosts and Atlantis exist. I don't think it's out of the question their timeline might be a little askew.

>>94771862
I think it's supposed to be at least the recent past.

>>94771862
>>94772844
Unless Goldie only appears in distant flashbacks and its implied that Scrooge just outlived her. That's also a possibility.

Do they have the same calendar in the comics?

Does this mean there was duck Jesus?

>>94772903
Jesus was likely a dogface.

Is she no longer a whore?

>>94772903
"The Duckvinchi Code":
Scrooge uncovers a secret that may lead him to the last living descendant of Duck Jesus.

>>94771573
>>94771862
>>94772899
http://ew.com/tv/2017/06/08/ducktales-exclusive-characters-cast/
>Returning as Scrooge’s longtime paramour is Goldie O’Gilt, a fellow adventurer who has a curious relationship with old McDuck. “In our adaptation, Scrooge is more of an adventure junkie than a gold addict, so we kept saying, ‘Well, if Scrooge is like Batman, then Goldie should be like Catwoman,’” says Angones. “She’s equally adventurous, every bit Scrooge’s equal, and he hates and loves that. They have this amazingly contentious relationship that’s been going on ages and ages, spanning back to the Gold Rush days.”
Looks like they're sticking with the origins of their relationship, though only time will tell if they bring up that that was 120 years ago.

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>>94773483
Hmm. I can see they want to make the female characters more interesting (and honestly I don't care that they're changed Webby and Beakley since they had zero fucking character before) but I'd see a more developed Goldie as more of a Fujiko than a Catwoman. Red jacket Scrooge is best after all.

>>94773483
>In our adaptation, Scrooge is more of an adventure junkie than a gold addict...
Well, that's true of the Barks and Rosa, stuff, too. There are Barks stories where he outright mopes that he doesn't have any fun anymore with just a business empire to run.

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>>94770369

Was it rape?

>>94770409
Sounds like your boner needs punishment.
Slap it until it cries.

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>>94774031
Can two people simultaneously rape each other?

>>94774396
That's the best kind of sex.

>>94770409
Anon, you don't have what it takes.

>>94770369
How is she a grandma?

>>94774911
One night stand with Scrooge, gave the baby up for adoption. Turns out it was Beakly.

So is Scrooge more of a Rogue or a Fighter?

>>94775336
I think he's versatile enough to be either, depending on the situation.

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>>94775710
Stat me, /co/.

>>94775336
His top stat is definitely CHA, based on his legendary salesmanship. He also gets divine help from his ancestors, so I think he's a paladin of wealth.

>>94775710
Donald is definitely a Barbarian who cross trained in Sailing.

>>94770409
And there's only ONE way to do it...

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>>94775810
>CHA higher than STR
He'd be making panties drop just walking down the street.

I can't even think of a single stat Scrooge would be low on. He's definitely high WIS, higher than INT, but STR, DEX and CON are all off the fucking charts.

>>94775859
Strangulation?

>>94775792
Smarter than the smarties, tougher than the toughies.

>>94776016
beating...the meat!

>>94773850
>Red jacket Scrooge is best after all.
You. I like you.

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Literally me.

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>>94776003
He has all of those things yeah, but he never has them all at the same time. When he was in his prime he was crazy-strong, clever, but hardly as wise as he is by the time he becomes and uncle. One has to remember that by the time of the show Scrooge is already a fully developed character who has lived out most of his life, he's post endgame.

Then again, Donald has no shortage of experience either and one of the things that really grinds my gears about Kingdom Hearts is that they completely overlook the fact that he's a veteran soldier and adventurer and make him comic relief secondary to the FF peps, when really he should be closer to Rocket Racoon in iniative and being able to pull the team out of a bind and contesting leadership because he IS the most experienced out of Riku and the base toons, but I get they based him off his Three Musketeers characterization which means most of those things technically didn't happen, but they should have used either the comics or the conventional Disney canon.

>>94776003
Maybe he's actually running on those newer systems with Action Points, and actually has a fuckload of them -- allowing for massive outbourts of brutality such as these.