Has an older lady ever hit on Captain Marvel thinking he

>>94757831
That's not Captain Marvel, you posted """Shazam""" the alter ego of Billy Johnson.

>>94757941
Nigga, I'ma eat yo dick if you keep on talkin' like that.

>>94757831
Yeah, I can't quite remember where I read it but an adult lady hit on him and he was pretty oblivious to what was going on.
Also kill yourself /ss/ filth

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>>94757831

Read Injustice.

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>>94757831
That's Shazam, not Captain Marvel.

>>94758010
Harley knew Billy is Shazam, I think OP is asking about a situation where the older lady doesn't know that Billy and Shazam are the same person

>>94757831
Yes, He almost got himself a lois lane. In society of monster.

>>94758010
I hate harley. She did it in a cringey way.

>>94758039
I wish you faggots would just fucking drink bleach all at the same time.

>>94758052

She hit on him before she knew as well. Once she found out she stalked him and wanted him to transform again. Obviously she doesn't care if he's actually a kid. She wants that Shazam D.

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>>94757831
Why are Beautia and Magnificus hitting on Billy?

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Multiple times, actually.

>>94758102
I see nothing wrong with this.Real talk, heroes need food and shelter too. Do heroes live in the Watchtower, I don't mean just stay a day or two, I mean it is really their home?

>>94758102
>I'm just some guy. An adult.
This is some Vincent Adultman level shit and I love it.

It happened a few times in Ordway's run.

Even worse, he got in a relationship with Stargirl, who knew his identity, while the rest of the JSA only knew him as Captain Marvel and thought he was a thirty-year-old hooking up with a sixteen-year-old.

>>94758206
>thirty-year-old hooking up with a sixteen-year-old.

I see nothing wrong with that. Is she in new york?

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>>94758182
yep

>>94758243
Back to >>>/b/

>>94758206
He really should have just told them his secret identity. That was dumb.

>>94758274
Kids are dumb.

>>94758161
JL members sometimes get a stipend. I remember Wally talking about his in the WML run.

>>94758296
Where's does the money come from?

>>94758305
Bruce

>>94758206
>you will never date stargirl and have the blessing of cereal lord

>>94758305
Government
Selling alien tech to government.
Finding gold in the ocean
Batman
Superman can literally make diamonds out of cold.

>>94758296
Wasn't Wally basically a NEET before Johns? That explains how he feeds himself.

>>94758366
He won the lottery once.

>>94758370
How fast did he go through that?

>>94758264
16 is the aoc in many states of the US.

>>94758387
That doesn't morally justify a 16 year old in a relationship with a 30 year old

>>94758387
Many of those also have the clause that it's only 16 if the age gap is relatively small, it's not a flat thing.

>>94758382
He lost it in bad investments, I believe.

>>94758382
A friend screwed him out of it. Then he become a worthless commie who saved Castro's life and partied with him.
>>94758407
Nothing necessarily wrong as long as the guy isn't in a position of power over her.

>>94758455
>this was in a comic book meant for children
Based.

>>94758423
>>94758475
It was his mom who lost his money. Wally's parents suck.

>>94758102
Let's be Honest here /co/
Would you ask for money to the Government/the people if you were to be a Hero?

>>94758559
You're probably not allowed to just do it on the fly, like you would likely need specific certifications to effectively act as security.

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>>94757831

>>94758305
Wayne probably

>>94758082
How did Sivana get his wife? 52 showed his wife really loved Sivana, also are we ever gonna get that Capt. Marvel ongoing? It just ended with a cliff hanger with Mr. Mind.

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>>94758039
Has any lady ever hit on Captain Marvel thinking she was a man?

>>94758559
No, i would get sunken treasures, take my share of the money and then change it into bitcoin.
I'm not a jew.

>>94758102
Fuck Johns.

>>94758305
Bruce.

Bruce literally buys buildings to keep the rent of other heroes low, or buy the places where they work.

>>94758753
women are attracted to excellence

>>94758475
>Then he become a worthless commie who saved Castro's life and partied with him.

That sounds hilarious.

>>94758754

War machine did.

>>94758805
pre-Waid Wally is underrated

>>94757831
I think as early as the first year of Whiz Comics.

>>94758797
I'm actually curious on Post FP Sivana, he's shown to be quite sympathetic since his family is "ill" or something could be fun, I don't like how they retcon Adam into a guy who stole the lightning from his nephew/son (?) or did they retcon that away already?

>>94758010

Why does Harley look like a 35 year old man in a wig?

>>94758754
Of course not, it is well known she is a lesbian.

>>94758862
Shit art, naturally.

>>94758830
When are DC omnibusing that shit anyway. Fucking Green Arrow's getting a Golden Age Omnibus, why not Billy?

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>>94758889
Are futas lesbian? Because they're definitely gay.

>>94758957
Isn't some of that public domain? Maybe they can't

>>94758455
This art looks like it was done by Jeff Smith.

>>94759014
It was. Written by him too.

>>94759014
Probably because it was done by Jeff Smith. It's a great series

>>94759033
Damn, now I gotta check that out.

>>94759014
https://www.amazon.com/Shazam-Monster-Society-Jeff-Smith/dp/1401209742

>>94759012
If it’s public domain, then they EXTRA can. Anyone can, but only DC can release it under the Shazam name.

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>>94758988
Carol is definitely lesbian.

>>94758988
I would love to see this continued. I would love to see Kamala submit to some gentle haram too.

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>>94758455
> :^)

>>94759071
Then maybe it's a competition thing. If they put it out then Penguin Books or whoever can also put one out and vamp their sales because obviously they'd have bigger reach? Just spitballing though, I have no clue.

They did do a 75th anniversary collection though so it's not like he's completely left out of reprints.

>>94758039
I ship Captain Marvel with Captain Marvel.

>>94758010
>All this potential finished in a couple of seconds because of PTSD
Remind me why Superman was right again?

>>94758668
What comes next???

>>94758305
Batman mainly but their are other hyper rich in the JL like Ollie and Ted

>>94759150
He wasn't. Life isn't worth living if you can't be happy and free. But feel free to smack around Chicago, South Seattle, Detroit, the entirety of Florida, the entirety of California, Oslo, parts of London, the entity of Russia, the entirety of China, the entirety of Indonesia, the entirety of Malaysia, the entirety of California, the entirety of J-

Fuck. Humanity does suck.

>>94758668
>way to go, son.

every time

>>94759413
what do you have against California?

>>94759445
Just google that shit. And then I can add to things that aren't on the first ten pages.

A large voting population made of either hippies or illegals is a serious issue. And if you think I'm just being a tight-ass conservative; engine companies had to make new models just for one of fifty fucking states due to emission laws. I like gays but Californians are fucking faggots.

>>94759552
>he thinks SoCal is the only Cal

k

>>94758274
"Wisdom of Solomon" blah blah prevented him from telling the adults for reasons that were not adequately explained.

>>94759695
I thought he never had access to the wisdom of Solomon? Isn't that why he was so childish?

>>94759149
Though on second thought I actually kinda want to see Shazam and Spider-woman together.

>>94758161
I know Wonder Woman was couch surfing back the second time Themyscira went missing.

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>>94759695
Took me a while, but I found some of the pages. I think there is more later on though

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>>94760062
and she was heartbroken for a while.

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>>94759149
Me too anon.

>>94760086
That's...actually pretty deep compared to the way he's shown now

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>>94760129
The next page is fucking hilarious in an awful way

>>94760168
it's proof comics are good

>>94760168
Per Degaton is brilliant

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>>94760193
Oh yeah, this issue also had the briefest appearance of Daniel

>>94760024
>>94760047
>>94760062
>>94760086
>>94760168
WoW, SHAZAM is supposed to be a big part of METAL, I wonder if he will be as deep as he is here after this event.

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>>94760122
that's a really nice pic, I just need to give it a couple of adjustments

>>94758039
>Captain
>She's a woman

>>94760024
What's this from?

>>94761267
>Not naming her Captainess Marvelia

what the fuck, marvel?

>>94761268
Whoops, I assumed that the files were labelled right.
Geoff Johns - Justice Society of America Vol 1. #59