Why did he hang out with losers like Bill and Dale?
Cause theyve been friends since highschool and boomhauer is a loyal friend. Did you even watch the show?
Because they were friends, compatible personalities.
>>94755277
Because real friends don't give a shit whether you're a winner or a loser, as long as you aren't a cunt and you like the same shit.
Because Boomhauer is a loser too. Remember the episode where he takes Bobby to the mall to learn how to pick up chicks? He's a total autist and 49 out of 50 women he talks to think he's a rapey creep. He lucks out and scores as often as he does because he's a loser with no shame.
>>94755277
>>94755315
Also they don't make fun of his speech impediment.
They have been friends since childhood... which means they likely have all sorts of gay dirt on each other. They all know what each others dicks taste like and share a shame bond. It is all there in the subtext.
>>94755277
Because they're bros who go through hard shit together. Losers or not, they do shit for one another that normal people would never do. Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nkrzI9GwNk
>>94755277
> someone explain 'friends' to me
stop being proud of how broken you are, son
>>94757820
> how to man.mp4
>>94755277
Do you really not know? Are you autistic?
>>94755778
You'd think of all the guys Bill would be the one most likely to trick a woman into letting him touch her feet.
But no. It's Boomhauer.
>>94755277
>Why are people friends?
>>94758596
You say that, but that's actually a darn good question...
>>94758655
Because people seek companionship ya doof