Paranatural: Muh Wrist

>>94745180
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I...CAN'T...DRAW...MY...WRI--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>94745214
QUICK CALL J'ONN FOR HELP

MUST...DELIVER FOR LOYAL PATREON SUPPORTERS....PAIN TOO OVERWHELMING

GAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH

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aaargh!

I'd bitch at you guys for making light of such a serious condition but my poor fragile wrist shattered while typing this

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Mr. Morrison? We have your test results and... Well, we think you should take at what we've discovered.

We're seeing concentrated levels of a highly toxic chemical compound called "bulschiterin" building up between your joints and deteriorating the muscles and tendons which allow you to draw your widely successful and critically unassailable webcomic.

Unfortunately, this condition is incurable. The bulchiterin will affect your ability to draw in stages.

The first stage is what we in the medical industry like to call the "Awkward Zombie" phase. You'll put out content a little slower but only to an acceptable degree considering the circumstances of our life. You've already gone far beyond that.

The next phase is the "Nedroid" phase. Updates will occur so infrequently as to be both noticeable and slightly worrying. There will be brief, happy spikes of productivity but, ultimately, you will experience a gradual loss in your ability to adhere to update schedules.

The third and final stage befoe complete shutdown is the "Lackadaisy" phase. At this point we will move your webcomic to a new location at a nice, peaceful corner of our Bookmarks list where it can never update in peace and comfort until the... passing.

We're sorry, Mr. Morrison. If you would like to make any arrangements please-- NARGH!

What? No! No, that can't be! It's not supposed to be contagious it's-- ARGH!

Must... Get... To... Phone... Warn... Civilisation...

Must... Fight... Urge... to Filter... Negative criticism... And... Simplify... Art...

Have... To... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

you know I really dont see the point of doing all this memery, like wh- OH GOD I SEE IT NOW OOOOOWWW MY WRIST NOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAARGH
am I doing it right?

>XD LE FUNNY WRIST MEME XDXDXD

Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of the quality of this board as of late. Can't we have a single discussion about this webcomic withou

withsfg

ugh

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

If you fuckers keep this up you're going to trigger some meme magic and make him permanently unable to draw.

>>94745741
One can hope.

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ITAI

>>94745741
look at those hands, he's halfway there

>>94745741

Oh no, that would be terri-

AAARRRUUUGGGHH!

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>>94745741

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What if we simply bought Zack a new wrist?

>>94745180
>aaaa my wrist!
>*draws something higher quality than the last 100something pages combined

okay.

>>94745741
Tbh I would be free then. Zack would be too. It's just hard for me to think of it as a tragedy when this page probably would have been delayed for some other reason anyway.

I'd bump BUT OH AAAAARH MY WRIST

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>2014
>Chapter 4 was the only anomaly
>was proud to be of a minority to know of an obscure but awesome Internet work
>reading it made me feel like a kid again
>excited should an animation adaptation happen - as sort of a "thank you" gift to the long-time readers (art and premise is good $ for TV anyway)

>2017
>everything went flimsy in character development plus story structure integrity
>indifferent and losing my love about it now
>all worldly pleasures are fleeting
>can only hope some hypothetical exec adapting PNAT (because recent webcomic-adaptation craze) to just don't repeat the suckiness to the wider audience

>>94749430
>2014
no, no, you're full of shit. That can't possibly be true
>it started August 2013
oh just fuck me

>>94749504

Paranatural challenge!
Try to figure out when the kids lost their noses!

http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-103

>All this wrist posting

Sadly better then the actual comic.

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>>94745180
That boy needs too drink more milk, like this green lass over here.

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>>94749430
>tfw started reading in 2012
>Was about the same age as Max back then
>Absolutely adored the comic and read updates religiously
>Told all of my school friends about it and convinced them to read it
>Came up with all sorts of speculation on later chapters
>flash forward to 2017
>Paranatural is a ghost of it's former self
>No longer close to most of my old friends
>Childlike wonder: gone
>mfw

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>>94745906
>no backgrounds and anime expressions
>high quality

>>94751546
>implying that's not better than the last 100 or so strips
#ZachTheHack

>>94747941
Underrated AAARRRGGGHHHHpost

TO BE FAIR, he went almost three weeks without a wrist break. He hasn't done that all year.

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Seriously, what's the point of him saying he'll do 2 pages a week if he's just going to-

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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>>94745741
Then let it happen.
Paranatural is dead
Bury it.
Consider it mercy.
Then let someone else who actually can draw now do the damn webcomic, jesus christ.

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Can't we just have Paranatural threads once a month and not every update?

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We Specters now.
>roll a few random items with this
http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/randomobjects.htm
>choose one item
>roll a random superpower
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>You now have a tool

>Water Goggles
>Mime Spirit
http://www.powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miming

I'm now that weirdo in school always wearing water goggles everywhere to see the invisible obstacles I constructed.

>>94756226
No.

>>94745665
It's not like Lackadaisy is updating that infrequently. I mean it's still in my fucking bookmark folder labeled "Never" but it still updates monthly/ once every couple of months with a page or three with some great art.
Clearly Sad Cat is far worse and has cemented its position in my "Never" folder with an author that has been promising updates for almost 2 years running.

>>94756226
So, every update then?

>>94745715
You almost had me you motherfucker.

EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOODING
WRISTS

>>94756526
>Rope
>Memory Magic
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Magic

So like Wonder Woman's lasso except I can do anything to the memories of whom I capture. That's neat.

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>>94745180
When will Zack change to mechanical?

>>94756226
What's with the preppy clothes? It's like Zack wanted to draw a wholly detailed scene but just aborted the whole thing when he came to Spender and Isaac, cropped out what's finished and 'voilà'.

>>94758566
It would just get hacked, become unable to function, and we'd be back at square one.