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The Wacky Shenanigans of Yoda Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out This Week:
Adventures in Wild Space #4: The Darkness (Aug 15)
Star Wars #34 (Aug 16)
Poe Dameron #18 (Aug 16)

>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7GAhnVwhA

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Behind the Scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

>Battlefront 2 - Behind the Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pryBP4K-_34

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWNBXSxZZrsvWdnoGsLCr6WL

>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
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Reminder to report all subversive activities to your local ISB branch.

The Empire thrives on the loyalty of its citizens.
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Time for a story.
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>>94743115
using my screenshot cool!!
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>>94743192
Oh yeah, and sorry about the delay. I had forgotten it had already been 2 weeks.
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>>94743206
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Why is there an influx of autistic pahjeets who are english language learners
The fuck happened.
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>>94743248
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try spinning, that's a good track
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>>94743233
It's just the one, some shitposter.

Showed up a little while ago, shitposting with broken english, pushing his Reylo shit. Samefags relentlessly.

Best to ignore him.
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>>94743227
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>>94743291
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>>94743233
It's not a new thing for the internet in general. I dry-heave every time I read "How does X look like" or "What's is" or people putting question marks at the end of sentences that, by syntax and grammar, are clearly not questions.
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>>94743227
fuck me
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Ezra/Luke!
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>>94743421
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>>94743227
>>94743343
Man is it me or has the Japanese beaten us when it comes to black waifus
Because goddamn
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>>94743421
>black girl REBEL
>white male EMPIRE

lol fuck this garbage
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>>94743421
Blasian master race
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>>94743442
Are you retarded or just pretending?
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>>94743434
And that's all for this week. Thanks for reading.
As always, it'll be on Bato.to sometime within 12 hours maybe, and then on other whatever manga sites in a day after that.
Alternatively, here's a download link for the .rar
https://a.pomf.cat/ekpznt.rar
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>>94743441
Theirs is just a change in skin tone. Ours comes with unlikable personalities for the most part.
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>>94743442
Someone didn't read Lost Stars
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>>94743233
I'm not sure if they're poos or what but every fucking thread now there's this one guy who clearly doesn't understand english, yet can easily type in english. He misunderstands fucking everything and gets into arguments constantly. Like you could say "Man TFA sucked. I hope TLJ is better" and he'll reply with "TFA was shit you retard. Jesus you have absolutely shit taste." I don't think it's someone shitposting but for fucks sakes I hate sharing the thread with literal retards who don't understand english above a 2nd grade level.
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>>94743469
>change in skin tone
As long as they get the hair right I'm game for it. They got Ciena just fine.
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>>94743450
>the real master race
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>>94743548
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Did Anakin unconsciously use the Force to make Padme love him?
Their relationship trajectory is so weird
>Haha, it's little orphan Annie. I'll never see you as a grown man
>You're coming on a little strong Anakin. You're creeping me out.
>So... Can Jedi screw around? Just asking
>Oh Anakin, you're my true love, but we can never be together
>Fuck it, we're together I guess
It's just so... Weird and inhuman.

It's pretty pottery that in RotS, Anakin even says he will make people love him.
Maybe he's been doing it along
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>>94743421
the black girl did it.
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Thanks for the story, been a while.

So I've been thinking, what are chances we see a flashback of Hayden and Ahsoka in this kenobi movie? Something subtle like coruscant in rogue one
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>>94743660
>>So I've been thinking, what are chances we see a flashback of Hayden and Ahsoka in this kenobi movie? Something subtle like coruscant in rogue one
Nah
I think Saw was an aberration since it cost nothing to put his name in
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>>94743660
Is Hayden even confirmed for TLJ?
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>>94743131
doing my part!
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>>94743660
We are not getting a goddamn Obi-Wan movie, fucking hell.

PROOF;
>2020 movie is based on Lucas's idea
>Pablo recently confirmed they are still 100% doing that
>Kathleen said at Celebration 2015 that the first three spin-off's would not include any Jedi
>Despite the movie being planned since 2014 at the latest, Ewan has said that he has not been contacted outside of his cameo in TFA
>Lucasfilm have used the comics to stamp down "nothing fucking happens to Obi-Wan in the desert"

But nope, lets all lose our minds and assume that the rumors are right just because it sounds like something people want on paper.
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>>94743791
Agreed
I'll believe it only once it begins filming
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>>94743781
no
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>>94743842
Considering that Anakin is all but confirmed, that's not encouraging for Hayden ever appearing again
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Why is this general allergic to Tattooine?
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>>94743885
Because it was only good when George rehashed locations
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>>94743885
Too much sand.

It's coarse, gritty, and gets everywhere.
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>>94743582
actual pottery would have been
>Yoda: Anakin! You must complete the training.
>Anakin: I can't keep the vision out of my head. She's my wi-- a friend. I've gotta help her.
>Yoda: You must not go!
>Luke: Butpadme will die if I don't.
>Mace Windu: You don't know that. Even Yoda cannot see her fate.
>Anakin: But I can help them! I feel the Force.
>Mace Windu: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the Dark Side of the Force.
>Yoda: Yes, yes! To Mace Windu you listen. Geonosis! Remember your failure at Geonosis!
>Anakin: But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.
>Mace Windu: It is you and your abilities the Separatists wants. That is why your friend is made to suffer.
>Anakin: That's why I have to go.
>Mace Windu: Anakin, We don't want to lose you to the Separitists the way we lost Dooku.
>Anakin: You won't.
>Yoda: Stopped they must be. On this all depends. Only a fully trained Jedi Master with the Force as his ally will conquer Dooku and his Separitists. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path as Dooku did, you will become an agent of evil.
>Mace Windu: Patience!
>Anakin: And sacrifice Padme?
>Yoda: If you honor she fights for, yes.
>Mace Windu: If you choose to face Dooku, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.
>Anakin: I understand. R2, fire up the converters.
>Mace Windu: Luke. Don't give in to hate. That leads to the Dark Side.
>Yoda: Strong is Dooku. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
>Anakin: I will and I'll return. I promise. [flies off in Jedi Starfighter]
>Yoda: Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse.
>Mace Windu: That boy is the chosen on
>Yoda: Yes. There is no other
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>>94743791
This. It's blatantly obvious that the third movie is a Boba Fett movie since Lucas had scripts for a Boba Fett arc in Underworld written and THEY LITERALLY CONFIRMED THAT THE MOVIE WAS BOBA FETT YEARS AGO WITH FAN4STIC GUY WAS FIRED AND THEY'VE PROVEN WITH ROGUE ONE AND HAN SOLO THAT THE DIRECTOR FOLLOWS THE CONCEPT AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND FOR THESE MOVIES.

How the fuck do people still think it will be about Obi-Wan or Ahsoka or anyone else?
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>>94743885

Tatooine is best planet.
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>>94743885
Tatooine is much better.
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>>94743952
>How the fuck do people still think it will be about Obi-Wan or Ahsoka or anyone else?

maybe because an article came out and twitterboi didn't shit on it?
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>>94743791
There's no proof either way. All we know is that fans have voiced they'd like to see more obi wan and reports say they're putting the pieces together.
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>>94743967
I've always been partial to Bespin, myself, but I don't hate any planet enough to trash it.

A Tatooine is nice too.
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Why do people think it'll be Old Ben instead of Obi and Young Anakin samurai adventures?
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>>94743990
As opposed to the literal confirmation of a Boba Fett movie years ago when they fired Fan4stic guy? Also Pablo commented on it. If it were happening him tweeting that would have broken NDA.
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Stop trying to force this "WTF EVERYBODY IS HYPE ABOUT NEW KENOBI MOVIE WHY IS NOBODY HERE TALKING ABOUT IT???" bullshit, nobody is talking about it anywhere because nobody buys that clickbait fake news horse crap, not even dumb fuck TFA-loving normies. Stop fucking shilling.
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>>94744039
You first.
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>>94744028
Because there was a movie about that once
It failed
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>>94744046
Nigger, you've been shilling this for at least 2 threads, probably three already. Take this shit to reddit where they might be stupid enough to believe it.
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>>94744071
Calm down. You're chasing shadows, dude. Attacking anyone and anything who interacts with you without caring once if they are the object of your ire.
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>tatooine triggers this millenial SO HARD
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>>94743885
>MEMBER SAND?
>MEMBER JABBA?
>MEMBER MOS EISLEY?
>MEMBER GREEDO?
>MEMBER SAND?
>MEMBER MOS ESPA?
>MEMBER SAND?
>MEMBER SAND?
>MEMBER SAND?
>MEMBER POD RACING?
>MEMBER SAND?
>MEMBER THIS PLANET THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GALAXY VERSION OF BUTTFUCK, SOUTH DAKOTA HOWEVER EVERY PIECE OF MEDIA EVER RELEASED IN STAR WARS HAS ESTABLISHED IT AS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE IN THE GALAXY WHERE MULTIPLE SITH LORDS, JEDI, EMPERORS, KINGS, AND CHANCELLORS WERE BORN ON, WHERE IMPORTANT GALAXY SHATTERING BATTLES IN EVERY MAJOR WAR EVER WERE FOUGHT ON?
>MEMBER SAND?
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>>94743935
This implies that they know where Dooku/Grievous is
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>>94744126
>>MEMBER THIS PLANET THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GALAXY VERSION OF BUTTFUCK, SOUTH DAKOTA HOWEVER EVERY PIECE OF MEDIA EVER RELEASED IN STAR WARS HAS ESTABLISHED IT AS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE IN THE GALAXY WHERE MULTIPLE SITH LORDS, JEDI, EMPERORS, KINGS, AND CHANCELLORS WERE BORN ON, WHERE IMPORTANT GALAXY SHATTERING BATTLES IN EVERY MAJOR WAR EVER WERE FOUGHT ON?

That's Lucas canon though. Deal with it.
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>>94744126
Holy fuck anon. Where did the planet touch you?
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Drawfriend anon are you still lurking? Any progress on the laughing sticcs?
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>>94744117
>Guys have you checked out this kewl link from this article (that definitely wasn't written by me) about this hint that totally confirmed a Kenobi movie? Guys why aren't you talking about it? Don't you want to be cool geeks? Guys!
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>>94744126
Sounds like you've been drinking the Mouse coolaid
Real fans appreciate the pottery that George created for us
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>>94744126
t. skyguy
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>>94744126
You mean the planet that space jesus christ was born on and is insanely important to the mythos of the entire star wars universe? LOL
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who here hyped for the obi wan movie?
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>>94744140
tattooine
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>>94743885
>Why is this general allergic to Tattooine?

we had 3 desert planets Tatooine, jakku and jedha and it looks like we are going to get an another one in the TLJ, can we have a new snow planet or a water planet?
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>>94744208
Bethlehem wasn't that important until after Jesus was born. And it isn't in a strategic area where it was ever an important resource in times of war or anything just like Tatooine.
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>>94744277
>3 desert planets Tatooine, jakku and jedha
Geonosis, Hoth.
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>>94744126
>MEMBER SAND?
Anakin is that you?
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>>94744280
>*tips saber* m'force
real religion =/= the force
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>>94744126
did you say sand?
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>>94744277
It's just so fucking obvious that they're trying to go 'MEMBER TATOOINE' every single time they pull one of these desert planets out of their assholes. Like imagine if every MGS game featured 'military base in the night covered in snow! Get it! You guys liked MGS1 didn't you?! Get it? It's like the first one! Like the first game that everyone liked! So we recreated something from it we think you guys will like! You're welcome! Please suck our cocks for being so creative and giving the fans what they want! We're excited to hear all your praise and adoration for our extremely hard work building this environment for you guys. You're welcome.'

It's a microcosm of the JJ attitude. They think that us fans are blessed to even be allowed to see a desert planet in Star Wars media again after Lucas tainted the universe with his creative worlds and every time they bring us -not-Tatooine we have to get on our knees and pray to the great glorious Lucasfilm gods for blessing us with nostalgia for a movie from 1977.

I HATE IT. I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH. GIVE ME A CITY ON A GIANT SPACE WHALE. GIVE ME AN UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT ON GIANT LUMINESCENT STALACTITES. FUCK EVEN GIVE ME A BLUE DESERT WITH RED PALM TREES. ANYTHING BUT TATOOINE. FUCK.
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>>94744429
>I HATE IT. I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH. GIVE ME A CITY ON A GIANT SPACE WHALE. GIVE ME AN UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT ON GIANT LUMINESCENT STALACTITES. FUCK EVEN GIVE ME A BLUE DESERT WITH RED PALM TREES. ANYTHING BUT TATOOINE. FUCK.

sounds like Star Trek might be right up your alley friend :^)
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>a planet has sand
fucking tattooine clone
>planet is white
fucking hoth clone
what is the point of this
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>>94744339
b-but anon those weren't filmed in death valley california so they dont count
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>>94744505
Working fine on my end at the moment.
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>>94744480
some people can only get dopamine bursts by shitting on corporations
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>>94743915
There's was always a good reason for them to go to Tattooine though. There was no reason Rey had to be tied to a desert though. Junkyard Venice was a much more interesting locale.
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>>94744508
Jakku was filmed in Abu Dhabi and Jedha was filmed in Jordan.
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>>94744480
Geonossis is an example proving how NU you are.
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>>94744558
???????????
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>>94744558
>Geonosis
>sand or white

dumb prequelposter
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>>94744571
Geonossis is a sandy planet. Jakku is literally tatooine. fuck off jj
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>>94744429
Nostalgia baiting is a problem anon but there's a point when you're just victimizing yourself.

Tatooine appeared in four out of the six original movies with it being referenced or having allusions to it in almost every piece of star wars media since the original star wars was released

Also like 99% of non-gas planets in the universe are barren rock dude cmon.
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>>94744429
only shit that a lot to read.....

but I get what you're saying, I think they're scared of showing new stuff because of the prequels, A lot of fans copy the talking point of fucking RLM.

make star wars like the OT again.

I heavily believe RLM killed star wars more them JJ or Lucas did.
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>>94744551
>Junkyard Venice was a much more interesting locale.
Agreed
But you know, pottery and all that shit
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>>94744809
>I think they're scared of showing new stuff because of the prequels, A lot of fans copy the talking point of fucking RLM.
RLM never had a problem with new shit
If anything they bitched a lot about pandering to nostalgia
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>>94744851
>If anything they bitched a lot about pandering to nostalgia
THIS
new ship designs? cool
making darth vader jesus and all the lazy rehashing of characters from the OT? bad
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>>94743460
Thanks friendo, I look forward to every other week, which has my bad work schedule, because of this
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>ancient planet where insanely huge statues of galactic heroes the size of cities were built for thousands of years
>the Sith attacked it with some weird superweapon
>now it's a bunch of bodies up to the neck in sand
>it's dangerous to traverse so a lot of people travel down into the body portions of the statues and dig tunnels to other statues
>have tons of stories where characters have to travel to specific statues to learn ancient lore like Aphra trying to find an artifact associated with an old galactic folk hero or Luke learning about some ancient Jedi
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>>94744277
have the empire always had these stupid red flags or is this a recent thing? Just feels like theyre being too heavy handed with the space nazi thing.
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>>94744940
DUDE NAZIS LOL
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>>94744940
Did you not watch the OT
Tarkin was literally hitler
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>>94744940
I'm not sure if they ever appeared in the movies but they've been in the EU for a long time. Also you're forgetting that they have a literal army of Stormtroopers.
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>>94744851
they lost me after being so up their own as over Abrams Copy n Paste job and shitting all over Rogue One for petty bullshit reasons.
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>>94744989
Speaking of Tarkin/Empire has George ever talked about his fondness for history and/or Asimov?
It's quite clear that George wrote Star Wars with some knowledge of Roman history
Tarkin=Tarquin
Palpatine=Palatine (Hills)
The whole story of a Republic descended into an Empire

Does he have any interviews or the like where he talks about his inspirations?

Also got Rome as my captcha. What're the odds
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>>94743227
>When you gain a fetish
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>>94744940
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>>94744697
5 out of 6
It was only absent in ESB.
This is the real reason why ESB is considered the best movie.
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>>94745093
This tweet was forcibly removed and he had to apologize for it, I don't know why you're posting it
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>>94743590
FIRE PUNCH
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>>94745082
I liked the RLM reviews, but I thought Mike was very hypocritical in his TFA review.
Especially since he doubled back in his RO review.

I think he may have just been dazzled by the "Star Warsy" nature of TFA. For people who aren't particularly fond of the Prequels, TFA would have been a "Wow, Star Wars is really back!"

I think if he reviewed it again, Mike wouldn't be as loving of it. Then again, Mike is structurefag, and TFA does have a very classic rigid boring structure.
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>>94745093
This is the laziest tweet I've ever seen
did he do it for the SJW street cred
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>>94745121
Because just redacted a tweet doesn't change that person's opinion
He regrets the tweet, not what he said.

He still has influence on future Star Wars projects
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>>94745148
He did it for the /tv/ crowd because only they care about it
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>>94745163
>ezra
>ever being that tall
Though maybe short and flat are destined to be together
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If I had a planet killer I'd probably take it across the galaxy and destroy every fucking desert world in space.
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>>94745204
I'd do the same.
I'd destroy all mono-biome planets
Bio-diversity or else!
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>>94745166
If he was in charge, I doubt there would ever be black female Imperials, but we're getting a fucking video game with one as the protag. He's wendig level, where people are going to notice he's stupid, and push him to the back of the closet.
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>>94745166
wtf i hate star wars now
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>>94745121
because it was just odd, like someone said not to fuck up and then they just's FUCK UP
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>>94745084
That's what I like about star wars. People act like it's Nazi germany, but if you think about it for five seconds, it is far more interesting. reminds me of the guy that didn't know the vote of no confidence was a thing. There's far more influencing it than one fascist group, and I want to know more about it, damn it.
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>>94745187
Ezra and Sabine nearly same height
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>>94745097
>better than the original
>brings back a character who fucking died in the last movie
>forced love interest
>dude remember all these guys from the last movie? let's follow their zany antics again!
ESBfags go and stay go
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>>94745289
Star Wars is all of the fascist empires of all time.
That's what made ANH such a special movie
Because it was all of them and recognizable so
It wasn't just Nazi, or Roman, or anything.
The Empire was "Oppressive State"
And that was shown to the audience within the first shot.
ANH was a near perfect movie and I think it reflected George's education.
The rest of the movies didn't do as good a job in that, but they were still good, even if they were, in my opinion only, lesser.
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>>94745340
>>dude remember all these guys from the last movie? let's follow their zany antics again!
holy shit, did you want the movie to be some worldbuilding civilization quest? kys
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>>94745334
That's the height given to 14 year old Ezra and 15 year old Sabine in season 1. Ezra had a very obvious growth spurt in between 2 and 3. That said he's still a fucking manlet LMAO look at this nerd.
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>>94745334
>ever being shorter than a woman
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>>94745355
Holy shit get out of here ANH fag and stay gone
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>>94745379
taller women are my fetish desu, but you have to not be a manlet in the first place
tfw 5 feet 11 13/16 of an inch those 3/16 of an inch are worse than being 5 foot nothing
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>>94745391
>tfw you want to talk about Star Wars but don't have the right opinion
Sorry sir. I'll report to reduction Glory to /swco/. May it reign for a thousand threads
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>>94745391
I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT, ESBFAGS HATE ANH JUST AS MUCH AS ROTJ AND THE PREQUELS AND EVERYTHING ELSE, I AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING
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>>94745416
>tfw 5 feet 11 13/16 of an inch those 3/16 of an inch are worse than being 5 foot nothing
Dude, I'm like the exact same height. I thought I was 6'00 bang on until I found out I was a bit shorter
I just say I'm 6'. No one will know.
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>>94745429
Dude ANH is my favourite movie but you sound retarded from that post. Your engrish can't save you this time
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>>94745440
Man, you really get worked up when people disagree with you.
It's pretty obvious which posts are yours. You're always so upset and defensive
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>>94745440
>projecting this hard
Never said I disliked the prequels L O L
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Did the lego show end or what?
It seemed kinda well capped so...what's going on?
Is that it?
Are they gonna do like a thing where we find out about Luke's School for Gifted Younglings?
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>>94745450
>>94745416
Women don't care about this, you're falling for the meme
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>>94745501
Oh they do.
They really do
They say they don't but they do
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>>94745482
>>94745475
>this coming from the people who actually typed out "ANHfag"
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>>94745541
I never did
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>>94745496
Who knows. At this point, any discussion would be speculation, but there is always the potential for ST content.

-More Hondo
-More Graballa
-LEGO Sloane, perhaps
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>>94745540
No, we don't, and you just come off as insecure. Go back to your momies tendies.
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>>94745501
>>94745540
There are other mitigating factors that can cover for it, but if you're just all around perfectly average you are under most women's radar unless they happen to be genuinely interested in shit you do. There was once a 6'6" black chick in high school that had a crush on me and liked talking about anime and sharing each other's mary sue deviantart OC's. She was a good friend.

Until her family went and moved to fucking Los Angeles.
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>when you make an obviously ironic post and it triggers a whole shitposting reply chain
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>>94745626
It feels amazing
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>>94745636
>>94745626
This line is old and tired but it bears repeating:
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>94745660
Yeah, it's fun. sorry you got triggered
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>>94745451
Sorry, I'm not ESL but I am a little drunk now

ANH is very good because it's, like is often said, a perfect mapping of the Hero's Cycle.
I'd be hardpressed to believe that Lucas never read Campbell.
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>>94745626
This is why I come here every day
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>>94745660
Just because something is ironic doesn't mean it's shitposting. Mine was meant to get a laugh over its absurdity.
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it Yaddle canon or EU?
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>>94745788
Yaddle is canon, but a mistake
What the fuck was George thinking...
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>>94745334
Manlet Ezra is best Ezra
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>>94745803
Preventing people from thinking that Yoda is some unique thing or the last of his own race
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>>94745854
Then why hasn't he named Yoda's species?
If he wanted to make Yoda just another ayy lmao, why is every other aspect about him so mysterious?
Make up your mind, George
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>>94745788
I miss the early SW content that came out post TPM, but pre AOTC.
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>>94745868
Some things we just don't know
stop acting like it's a bad thing that we don't know everything
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>>94745880
How was that?
Were people as butt devastated that Vader was made into a whiny kid as they are now?
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>>94745868
Because the whole point of yoda is that we dont know.
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>>94745895
It was wild
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>>94745886
Read my post again.
I said it was dumb that Yaddle existed
George making Yaddle then doubling back and saying that Yoda is different just muddies the water

>>94745897
So why does Yaddle exist?
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>>94745915
>people hoped that non-blue non-green colour sabers would be common
Aw man
Qui Gon's saber should have been another colour, imo
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>>94745915
I don't even know what to call this era of content
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>>94745946
Call it "Something you should post more of"
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>>94745934
Funnily enough they gave mace a blue saber, when he is the only one who ended up with a rare color.
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>>94744467
>sounds like Star Trek might be right up your alley friend :^)
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>>94745998
Not that one, get the fuck out of here JJ
the original series. It's silly as fuck.
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>>94745993
They really hyped up Ki-adi
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>>94745996
>Jedi with red sabers
YES

I've always loved the idea that Vader's red saber wasn't because he was evil, but because that's just another way sabers can be
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>>94746032
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>>94746070
Bizarre stuff came out of this era
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>>94745918
>So why does Yaddle exist?

How is that question even related with what I said ? Yaddle literraly appear for 3 second and do not talk or move. It doesnt explain anything.
We do not know. Thats the whole point of being a misterious japanese sensei
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>>94746021
Yeah seriously
It makes sense in hindsight
I just watched the TPM council scene and Ki Adi speaks first and is also given reaction shots.
He, Yoda, and Mace are the main figures in that scene.

On a side note, man I love Mace's total skepticism
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>>94746120
Holy shit this samefagging. Take your engrish elsewhere.
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>>94746106
But also iconic stuff that Lucas would put on screen
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>>94746106
Princess Zelda, Bumblebee, random toad, and Anakin?
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>>94746106
is that an elf?

fucking ELFS
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Jedifags - when will they learn?
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>>94746120
Having another of Yoda's species on the council makes it seem that Yoda's species is special and significant with regards to the Jedi
She's also placed centrally in the one scene we see her.

I think its dumb that she appears because it diminishes Yoda's important as a random mystic figure
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>>94746146
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>>94746197
>when the parodies miss the entire point of the meme
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>>94746201
>Another "off colour" saber
Man people must have been disappointed in AotC where ever Jedi except for Mace has green or blue
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>>94746197
dark sidefags
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>>94746201
>twink wookie
HAHAAH
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>>94746245
Dibs on the red one
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>>94744877
I know it's bait, but

>the lazy rehashing of characters from the OT

Literally who? The only OT characters that are there are complained about be cause they AREN'T rehashed.

>HOW DARE OBI-WAN ACT DIFFERENT!
>HOW DARE YODA USE A LIGHTSABER!
>HOW DARE SHEEV BE A POLITICIAN!
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>>94746201
Naboo guard is black...

of course.
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>>94746290
The first and the third complaints are almost entirely made up, and Yoda using a lightsaber is retarded because they could've used any other fucking important jedi character they came up with instead of LOL MEMBER YODA???? It's fucking lazy. Lucas shrunk his universe into revolving around a small party of his characters instead of letting it grow.
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>>94746227
Definitely a disappointment, since some of the pre-AOTC stuff had Plo using a yellow blade.
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>>94746245
>Dibs on the red one
all for the blue one
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>>94746332
Oh my fucking god this has to be bait
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>>94746227
>>94746344
The dark woman got to keep her purple saber, but the Jedi who got put/started on screen changed to their movie color.
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>>94746332
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>>94746365
>LOL VADER AND BOBA FETT AND YODA!!!!
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>>94746290
That's not at all accurate
>>HOW DARE OBI-WAN ACT DIFFERENT!
You're thinking of the AotC review where Plinkett points out that Obi Wan tells Anakin to be cautious and be patient, right before he throws himself out of a window.
Are we supposed to think Obi Wan is retarded and therefore think that everything he tells Luke is up to suspicion?
Or rather that George didn't think it through?

>>HOW DARE YODA USE A LIGHTSABER!
This is because Yoda fighting is literally retarded. He's 3 feet tall. The only way to make him fight a grown human is to have him... Fly around like a grasshopper on crack. His whole point in ESB was to tell Luke that violence and aggressiveness isn't the answer. There are more ways to fight that throwing a glowstick at someone. "Size matters not" because "luminous beings are we".

>>HOW DARE SHEEV BE A POLITICIAN!
Never complained about in Plinkett reviews
If anything Mike says how much he enjoys Ian's performance as the slimey Palpatine.
It's that everyone is totally clueless to the greasy politician acting evilly around their "Chosen One".
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>>94746332
>The shrinking universe argument

Holy fuck, it's been 40 years. When will you fags realize Star Wars is not Star Trek. It's a fucking space opera, nigger.
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>>94746375
Scratch that, I think they changed it to blue, but comics at this time were all over. Also fun fact but she could use to force to go between solid walls and stuff.
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>>94746394
why are you sperging out
It was to set up the events of the Original trilogy. Almost as if.. it's a prequel to them.. Damn...
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>>94746436
You can set something up without having every minor character in the future be super important in the past
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>>94746399
When did I mention Plinkett reviewsin my post you stupid nigger.
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>>94746436
It makes Vader, Boba and Yoda less special if their creator hamfists them into the prequel setting because they're popular. The latter feel forced as hell and Vader is tarnished by being put on a DBZ-tier pedestal
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>>94746465
Negro, if you reply to a comment chain, you better read all the comments or you'll look stupid. (You look stupid)
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>>94746457
>>94746470
You know, the prequels have a lot of problems, but I don't understand why you people feel the need to invent new problems that don't exist just to bitch even more
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>>94746365
Judging by the tendency to cap at least once, this looks familiar. Like someone who frequents /a/.
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>>94746496
>you people
When I bitch about dumb shit in the prequels I don't try to persuade anyone, I'm just dumping my opinion.
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>>94746487
Nigger, just read a fucking comment. I quoted a specific part and referenced it. IF I was talking about RLM, I would've mentioned them. Is this your first time on 4chan?
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>>94746496
Having minor character come back and be a major important player is ONE of those problems
Like Boba Fett being the most imporant man in the galaxy.
He's identical twin brothers with the people who killed all the Jedi
Well isn't it obvious pottery that he became the one to hunt Han Solo?
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Question: did the Trade Federation or the Geonosians create the battle droids?

Also, when I first watched Clone Wars I didn't like the Order 66 chip thing cause I felt it didn't gel with what we saw of the clones in the movies. But thinking back on it now it really makes the whole situation even more tragic. The only people who suffered more than the Jedi cause of the order were the clones, being forced to kill their closest friends, the only people in the galaxy who actually fought beside the clones and saw them as people instead of faceless soldiers. And then they're just discarded by the empire. What a raw deal for what was essentially an army of battle-slaves.
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>>94746496
You can't deny that kid Boba was breathtakingly bad. Fuck, all the little kids in those fucking movies are bad. Anakin is the very worst thing about Episode I because he's a shrill little shit.
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>>94746553
The Trade Federation did
Then George decided the didn't
Then made up the Geonosians to do it instead, for whatever reason.

The first version of TPM had the Nemoidians, the rulers of the Trade Federation look like this
So it's obvious to see the similarity with the Battle Droids.
But then they changed the design for the Nemoidians but not for the droids

George thought this made the B1 droids orphans, so he created the Geonosians to be their pappys instead.
However, that's still pretty dumb as why would insect creatures that live in 3D hives make droids who are wholly incapable of existing in the society of their creators.
If the Geonosians really made the B1s (and B2s for that matter) they'd have wings or jetpacks or something to make them capable of being useful in a bug hive
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>>94746650
Geonosians clearly made the droids for other races, not for themselves
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>>94746399
>His whole point in ESB was to tell Luke that violence and aggressiveness isn't the answer

Have you considered that this is something he meditates on after failing 20 years ago?

I really don't get the argument that characters like Yoda and the Emperor should behave exactly the same at the height of the republic as they do in the OT.
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>>94746535
>>94746545
>>94746562

Let me ask you this. Why do you come to /swco/? You obviously don't browse here frequently. Why do you come in the ONE place that talks about Lucas and the PT positively, and share your "unique" opinion? You have LITERALLY every other Star Wars comment section and forum to shit on the PT and Lucas. Is it the (You)s?
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>>94746683
But still, a species capable of flight and was bad at walking would value flight in their creations
If they would make their heads look like theirs, then why not the rest of them?
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>>94746693
If Yoda wasn't 900 years old, I might say you're right.
But someone that old doesn't change their mind that fast. Certainly not after just one failure
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>>94746729
Maybe they couldn't get wings to work and felt jetpacks were cheating

Or maybe the TF didn't want to buy flying droids for cost reasons
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>>94746722
>coming to 4chan to share opinions and not just to talk anonymously with hilarious pictures
kys my man
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>>94746756
Even so, why the humanoid legs and not something closer to the Geonosian design?
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>>94746752
One could also say that 900 years is a long time to grow arrogant. Plus, the last galactic war was 100 years before Yoda was even born. Yoda is no more experienced at dealing with the Sith than any of the other Jedi.
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>>94746722
I come here to destroy the echo chamber.
My opinion is as valid as yours.
And you need to hear it.
Just like I need to hear yours

Bottom line is that circlejerks annoy me
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>>94746792
Again, could possibly be for cost reasons. The TF is stingy as shit and wants cheap cannon fodder droids
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>>94746821
You come to the one place where people are so contrarian that they call you out whenever you have an opinion? Go to fucking tumblr if you want to break down safe spaces you fucking retard
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>>94746729
Why would they have plans for a death star, etc
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>>94746752
Have you met a 900 year old person? Are you the same person you were 5 years ago? Are you the same person you were 20 years ago?
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>>94746815
Wouldn't that makes Yoda's parents a direct experiencer of that war?
He has first hand recollection of war
Something no other Jedi or living person in the Republic (save others of his species, but let's ignore that for now) has.
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Secret Child of A JEDI AND CLONE TROOPER

WTF EU
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>>94746863
I thought that was dumb too
The Death Star doesn't look bug designed at all
It looks standard Empire design
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>>94746821
>the one place on the internet that tolerates dissenting opinion
>echo chamber
senpai...
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>>94746888
Because Jedi are known for being raised by their parents right?
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>>94746821
>Have the same opinion about the Prequels as 99.99% of the internet
>LMAO I'M DESTROYING THE ECHO CHAMBER FAGGOTS
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>>94746859
Without me, /swco/ would be a hugbox 90% of the time
Not enough contrary-contrarians (since loving the Prequels so makes most of the regular contrarians in their own rights) here in the down season.
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>>94746934
Ignore 'im. He's just mad relyo isn't a thing.
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>>94746916
holy fucking shit, shieldgate. Have you met a bug that can design a space station capable of housing millions, while being functional?
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>>94746902
Karen Traviss is a Mandowanking idiot, details at 11
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>>94746941
Touche
I hadn't thought about that.

I guess I just feel that Prequel Yoda was too similar in many ways to ESB Yoda but also too different.
It's like George wanted the peaceful negotiator who believed in bigger things and also wanted a straight nigga who would whip out his laser-shiv and shank a bitch.
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>>94746944
this dude is just someone in here buttmad that people were critiquing the prequels. dumb falseflagger
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>>94746966
>>94746916
>All Empire design is based off the Death Star from a ANH
>Bugs built the Death Star
>Argue that Bugs don't fit Empire design, when all Empire design is based on what bugs made
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>>94745221
It's possible she defects since the empire decides it's a good idea to follow Sheevs autisitc post death tantrum of knocking the "chess board" over. Operation Cinder on Vardos to punish loyal imperials or something. Nucannon is so dumb.
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>>94747070
I still want to know what a bug space station would look like
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>>94747107
>I HATE THIS IDEA I HAVE IN MY HEAD FOR THE WAY A GAME *CAN* GO EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT OUT YET
>nucanon is so dumb
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>>94747070
That's dumb
The Empire is all about regular shapes.
Straight lines and perfectly round spheres/circles

Bug design is all organic and curving
Look at the Geonosian gun placements in the arena battle
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>>94747107
>>94745221
Janina Gavankar is Indian though, which is a lot closer to white than black. Of course there's still like a dozen black imperial chicks, and just as many black imperial dudes.
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>>94747112
Termite mound
IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE
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>>94747169
>Sir, you're making a mountain out of a molehill
>HOLD ON BUZZ *click* BUZZ BUUUZZZ I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA FOR OUR SUPER WEAPON
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>>94747107
I'm pretty sure the Emperor tantrum is just a way to set up that only the really crazy people stay with the Empire to form the FO. After TFA was received poorly by fans in regards to how similar the FO was I think they're trying to build up how crazy they are
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>>94747112
It would look like Krennic hanging himself from a tree
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>>94747143
>bug design is all organic and curving
THE DEATH STAR
IS
A
SPHERE
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>>94747235
A regular sphere. That is delineated in a straight top to bottom fashion

Spheres aren't often organic
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>>94747143
Anon, the Death Star is literally designed and built by Geonosians. It doesn't get much buggier than that.
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>>94746323
Captain Panaka was also black, frogposter.
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>>94747272
That's ex post facto logic, though
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>>94746201
>>94746146
>>94746106
>>94746070
>>94746021
old star wars comic remind me of heavy metal art
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>>94747270
Your reasoning is getting worse and worse. What is to say the Geonosians planet is the same as earth? We don't know their organic. Considering they did design the death star, I'd say it is a bug design you retard
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>>94747304
And that was based on the covers of Edgar Rice Burroughs books
Which George obviously was inspired by
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>>94747302
The entire franchise is built on ex post facto logic. ANH was informed by ESB, ESB was informed by ROTJ, and on and on and on. If that's your complaint you are in the wrong fandom.
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>>94747345
But we see other Geonosian tech
Like their gun emplacments in the battle of the Arena
Looks swooping and curving like you'd expect bugs to build.

The Death Star looks perfect "German-esque" as all Imperial tech did in the OT
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>>94747376
ANH to ESB to ROTJ is not ex post facto
ANH inspiring earlier events is.
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>>94747382
Holy fucking shit shieldgate, I'm tapping out
you're not even making sense anymore. Your arguments are going in circles. You keep mentioning bug logic in building, and that makes no sense
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>>94747141
There's data mining nigga
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>>94747444
Post a link to a source, my nig nog
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>>94747382
Someone gave them a design they followed that design.
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>>94747423
>>94747382
What the fuck even is "German-esque?" about it lol it's a fucking sphere this is beyond reaching shieldgate, I swear this guy loses sanity more and more every time he plays this game.
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>>94747346
i know and i miss that, i don't think the new star wars is going to draw something like this
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>>94747423
>Holy fucking shit shieldgate,
I don't know what that means.
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>>94747527
You are shieldgate anon, the goalposts moving idiot who's too stupid to understand movies for 12 year olds. Don't try to deny it, your posting style is identical.
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>>94747491
I still don't get his argument, He keeps saying it's unnatural and hard, when it's a literal sphere. Now spheres don't appear in nature (they do, just not always) and he thinks he's got the trump card
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>>94747491
Oh look it's a AT-ST

That's what I mean by "German-esque". Yes I know it's really British but post-war Germany did produce similar designs.
Rectilinearity and perfect curves are a big part of that.

Meanwhile Geonosian buildings are flowing and nt perfect.
Look at the arena and all interior shots. Flowing and organic. Like a termite mound
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>>94747564
I don't know who you're talking about.
You realize how many hundreds of people visit this thread, right?
You must have some serious complexes to assume that everyone you disagree with is the same person
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>>94747625
>>94747596
hey look, an arthropod making spheres
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>>94747625
????????
How would a fucking termite mound work in space? It wouldn't? a sphere makes sense as it does not need to move in atmosphere, and needs to hold people, while also being aesthetically terrifying. What is your argument?
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>>94747667
Those are pretty shit spheres, anon
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>>94747667
Stop this triggers my tripophobia
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>>94747695
Keep that in mind when you were literally outwitted by a fucking crab with a brain the size of an hangnail.
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>>94747773
Too bad the Death Star is a perfect sphere
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>>94747803
>bugs with intelligence equal to that of humans would make their planetary magnum opus an oblong shape because lol we dum
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>>94747803
except for that big hole in the middle the equatorial trench

are you gonna quit while you're behind, or dig yourself deeper?
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>>94747803
And Star Destroyers are doritos lol
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>>94747847
Then why aren't their other creations perfect straight or round?
We've seen their homes and their buildings.
Your logic is
>they're too smart NOT to make perfectly regular creations
But we see their tunnels are in fact ugly and organic

>>94747850
What shape is that hole?
Could it be a regular shape?
Take your time and think hard to whether that disagrees with my point
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>>94747847
didn't bug make a robot that can roll into a sphere

(don't know the name)
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>>94747803
>Perfect sphere

Really nigga?
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>>94747943
>more recitlinearity
HMMM
Show me that in bug buildings
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>>94747910
You never answered my question. Still there for you
>>94747683
>How would a fucking termite mound work in space?
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>>94747910
So you do want to dig yourself deeper, shieldgate. Today is not your lucky day.
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I prefer this obvious shitposting over shipposting any day
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>>94747989
I'm just unsure if a filter is working right now. You prep for one kind of shitposting, only to wind up with a different one.

It's strange how things work out.
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>>94747910
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>>94748019
This is actually kind of fun, because it's obvious how wrong he is. His arguments bring a genuine smile to my cold unfeeling heart with how stupid they are
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made by FUCKING bugs
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>>94748038
I believe this was made by bugs
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>>94747989
I do my best
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I don't like Dooku
give me reasons like I should
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>>94748019
I'm actually quite convinced the regular dedicated shitposters consist of no more than 2, 3 people at most. Shieldgate regularly subtly degenerates from longwinded arguments with the façade of intellectual rigor, to red-faced reddit-spaced reactionary rebuttals, to flailing around like a lunatic posting inane gibberish, then back again. Under other circumstances I'd assume it was different people, but with such a low poster counter relative to posts and the way he's been going on and on and on the exact same way since fucking MAY, and it becomes very apparent it's a samefag.
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>>94748112
Don't bend over when he's around
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>>94748048
>I believe this was made by bugs
nope by fucking bugs
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>>94747967
>still no answer
I'll take this as your concession
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>>94748038
A
FUCKING
SPHERE

Today will be a day long remembered; it has seen the embarrassment of shieldgate anon being unable to grasp the architectural abilities of INSECTS.
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>>94748112
Dooku was a great idea with poor execution
A Jedi that began to believe the Council was wrong while they kept their Jedi beliefs all the while being corrupted by a greater power?
Good idea
Poor execution

Dooku should have been in TPM as the primary skeptic to Anakin's "Chosen One" status
Some other anon posted a pretty cool fanfic about how Dooku in TPM would have focused on the appearance of a Sith rather than Anakin.
That's a good idea, imo
Dooku should have been on the council and should have been "Holy fuck there's a Sith out there again? We gotta go kill him. Right the fuck now! I'm going out there now. Guys? Guys? Why aren't you coming with?"
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EVEN INSECTS THEMSELVES ARE SPHERES

IS THIS SECRETLY THE WORK OF NAZI ARCHITECT ALBERT SPEER?
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>>94748167
Ex post facto
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>>94748224
Secret =/= illegal.
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>>94748121
I am one of those shitposters. And I assure that I am only one of them
There are other far less articulate posters who have spasms on their keyboards who are definitely not me.
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>>94748247
What about double secret?
>>
FUCKING
BUGS
>inorganic
>rigid
>harsh lines
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>>94748199
I'm so glad you weren't anywhere near Dooku's writing
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>>94748247
I don't know what means
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>>94745915
This is the only era in Star Wars where:

>the galaxy at large isn't at war
>the jedi arent either endangered or soldiers
>there is an expansive galactic government that isn't oppressive or completely ineffectual (though it is corrupt)

It's a unique, bittersweet setting and I'm sad it doesn't get more attention.
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>>94748277
Those are very irregular
Quite like a bug would make
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>>94748305
bad writing is better than no writing
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>>94748341
>irregular
>a fucking honeycomb which is consistent
holy fucking shit. You have to be retarded
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>>94748319
I totally agree.
Part of why I dislike the Prequels is because we never get to see the Jedi and the Republic like how Obi Wan describes them.
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>>94748341
Point to the irregularity, please.
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What's this shield gate meme I keep seeing?
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>>94748341
>the same geometric precision as chemical molecules
>irregular
goalposts: [X]moved [ ] not moved
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>>94748437
>>94748456
They're supposed to be hexagons but they loo often like raindrops or a retard's head
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If Star Wars is such a huge fandom, why are these generals so small? I think there's even more posters in the Ducktales threads
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>>94748319
Jedi take on pirate clans
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>>94748167
>muh shieldgate boogeyman

You're almost as bad as the /tv/ raiders
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>>94748448
The argument that happened for it has two parts:

>The gate above Scarif generated the shield!
>No it didn't!

>The shield was still up after the DS fired on Scarif! (proven true)
>No it wasn't!
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>>94748476
>like raindrops or a retards head
99% of them look like hexagons its the fucking refraction of the light through the liquid inside, are you so fucking retarded you don't get that
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>>94748511
Because only the most autistic would post regularly in a thread that never has any real content.
When Rebels airs, there are real people here but not now
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>>94748476
count the perfect circles in the beehive image

>>94748448
thread shorthand for a kind of idiotic shitposter that continues to make a total fool of himself even after being proven wrong, although ironically the original shieldgate anon was apparently proven right several months after the fact, but him or imitators of him have continued to plague this general with their myopic imbecility
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Is this canon?
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hey look it's earth's planetary shield

>>94748570
I hope so
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>>94748595
False colour image to display the magnetic field
Keep up anon
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>>94748570
>Ahsoka
>First Order Trooper
NOT FUCKING CANON
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>>94748644
It could be.
Ahsoka lives
What's another 20 years?
Who knows how Togruta age
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>>94748570
>When normies get costumes/eras wrong

Fucking hate this. I can't even enjoy the regular shit like the SNL skit because all they took was imperial Stormtrooper armor and put a First Order helmet on it instead of using actual first order armor. It was even worse in the early 2000s when the prequels were relevant. Talk show hosts would call Clone Troopers Stormtroopers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94748620
>We're passing through the magnetic field!
What did Garven Dreis mean by this?
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>>94748570
fake taxi and cosplay?
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>>94748685
>A fun SNL skit not being 100% canon
>REEEEEEEEE
I think you might be autistic
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>>94748448
>>94748568
Also be aware there's this one schizo anon who screams at everyone who disagrees with him and calls them "Shieldgate anons"
He consistently fails to use capitilzations and frequently delves into spews of ALL CAPS

Just ignore him.
I think there are about half a dozen people who post just to piss him off
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>>94748715
That the french guy? because he goes from zero to TRIGGERED when you prove him wrong
and then posts ships
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>>94748699
the death star was so far it had it's own magnetic sphere
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>>94748685
>Talk show hosts would call Clone Troopers Stormtroopers

I think I remember that
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>>94748735
I'm not sure whether he's French, but he could be.
I think there are a few French Canadians here.

Do you think Star Wars Kid is here?
I'd fucking laugh it that were true
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>>94748825
Dude, we know you're the shitposter, with that spacing
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>>94748685
>they took was Imperial Stormtrooper armour and put a First Order helmet on it

You do know it costs a lot of money to get this right?
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>>94748518
Pirates, slavers, revolutionary upstarts, natural disasters, there's a whole galaxy of conflict you can focus on that doesn't come down to bad guys with red lightsabers or soldiers in white armor. And the best part is no matter how much the Jedi struggle to keep peace, it's all in vain cause the galaxy is gonna go to shit anyway and there's nothing they can do about it.

I'd love to see a cartoon in this era.
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>>94748518
Al Pacino?
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>>94748861
What?
You're paranoid, bro
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>>94748825
>Star Wars Kid
Who?
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>>94748896
>I'd love to see a cartoon in this era.
I agree, but at the same time if people wanted to watch a movie about those kinds of things they'd just go see another movie not set in Star Wars. only a small percentage of star wars fans would
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>>94748948
You know that kid who had that video with him twirling a broom like Maul? Google it, he's the first appearance.
He was legendary like 10 years ago.

Apparently he's a lawyer now
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>>94748974
I like concept art
Keep posting :^)

Was the bottom line meant to be TCW style?
Because, gosh, I like it
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>94748948
this better be fucking bait. fucking kids
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I like Hux
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>>94749083
I'd like Hux if he had a real role in TFA
His looks is good, but he just doesn't have a real position yet
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>>94749106
he's cool, so is Kylo.
fuck those stupid pants though
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>>94749165
He looks best with the coat
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>>94749083
Do you have the page with the blue suited First Order General?
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EU stuff I miss

Rebel Alliance Special Forces
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>>94749201
Sadly I don't. Most of my shit was wiped out when some fucking moron dropped a can of monster on my computer at work. My memes weren't backed up, but I have offsight for other stuff. This is all that survived.
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>>94749165
I liked Kylo a lot in TFA
The mask is GOAT and his theme is good too
Those scenes with the Dutch angles in the hallways work for me
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>>94748112
pic related should be all you need
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>>94749244
Kylo and the First Order absolutely carried TFA
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squadddd
>>
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>>94749273
Pretty much everything aside from Finn and Rey worked
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>>94749296
>they keep making these ironic pieces of shit no kid in their right mind wants instead of continuing the micro machines line
for being accused of jewry, Disney and Hasbro have incredibly poor business sense
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>>94749341
>you'll never see a story where Dooku was right and doesn't fall to the Sith
>you'll never see a story where Dooku leads a new Jedi order after the Republic falls
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>>94749353
>not liking Finn
the worst parts were the lazy plot, uninteresting settings and Rey's characterization/abilities. there's a lot of salvageable stuff though
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>>94749221
rebels soldier have nightmares about Vader,

Vader has nightmares about us!!!!
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>>94749353
they just need to overhaul Finn, and he'll be good. I do like the whole 'but I'm not really a hero, I was just kinda there' thing they're doing with him
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>>94749379
I didn't like Finn because he was supposed to be a Stormtrooper raised from birth and yet the second he takes off his helmet he's a quipping friendly guy.

I like the idea of a Stormtrooper defecting, but Finn should have been a foil to Poe and not just a fellow quipper.
Like Finn should have been a Data-type character who is learning how to feel again after having been denied it all his life
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>>94749428
I always thought he was more overwhelmed than anything. He's there like, holy shit, people are dying. People I am friends with, and have known my entire life, and no one gives a fuck. He always gave me this 'i have no idea what the fuck I'm doing but I'm doing it' vibe
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>>94749461
I got that feeling when he was on Jakku the first time and he freaked out about his friend dying.
But he was just too happy go lucky afterwards
Like, he's a born military conscript. In a rigid environment since near birth

Even if he's breaking out of conditioning, smiling and joking should be hard for him
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>>94748896
Pirates warlord from the outer rim rise a fleet
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>>94749505
Or, he's realized what he's escaped from, and he's happy over the fact that he's not a mindless killing machine
do agree with you it happened a bit too quick, though
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>>94749501
I actually dig the Finalizers "open sandwhich" look
It's like a Venator that's always open from the sides rather than having doors on the top
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>>94749522
The Finalizer is sexy in any photo that's not from TFA
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>>94749561
I liked the opening TFA scene where the Finalizer recreates the "Wedge attacking Circle" classic commie art
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>>94749561
>>94749522
im mad that the lego finalizer doesnt have the open part but instead LOL EPIC GUNS
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>>94749518
>>94749505
>>94749461
yeah I hate that they made him a good guy
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>>94749651
I don't mind that they made him a good guy, but rather that he turned into a happy go lucky idiot instead of a battlehardened stoic that is doing the right thing even though his instincts are staying to go back to the FO
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>>94749748
We live in cynical times
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>>94749748
>>94749651
i think it meant that the brainwashing program doesn't really work
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>>94749748
>battlehardened stoic that is doing the right thing even though his instincts are staying to go back to the FO

that sound better than what we got
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>>94749802
I agree mostly because Rey and Finn are pretty much the same character
They're both bright eyed and naive
"Oh gosh oh golly, this is so AMAZING" said any of either of them.

If Finn and Rey are to play against each other, they should be opposites. Not just manRey trying to fuck femRey
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>>94749748
The whole movie should've had him breaking his conditioning as a character arc. Kinda like Nux in Fury Road.
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>>94749862
Agreed
Nux was Finn done right
Except he lives at the end
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>>94749369
This is now like the third time Hasbro has mishandled Micro Machines. They follow the same pattern each time, they make Micro Machines and/or Action Fleet stuff, completely miss the point of them and/or market them poorly, go "welp kids don't want Micro Machines" and kill the line.
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>>94743115
>>94743183
>>94743280
where is this from?
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>>94749505
Isn't Jakku his first battle though? Before he was basically 99. I'd imagine the conditioning would work less if you've got only yourself to talk to when scrubbing shit off the floor.
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>>94750414
https://streamable.com/ter14
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>>94750414
from this >>94749501
or with sound
https://streamable.com/ter14
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>>94749651
Finn's character was a huge disappointment. The battle scene with his fellow troopers getting blasted and a trooper leaving bloody streaks on Finn's helmet seemed more than it was.

I thought that after that moment, Finn would forever hate the resistence and be more angry at them for taking out his comrades. And that he would go on a revenge streak against Poe and the rest of the resistence members.

But no, what we got was a Finn who was all to happy to be killing the FO forces just to get away.
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>>94750730
I get you, mate
I can get that Finn hated the FO for putting his friends into impossible situations for no good reason
I can see him hating the FO for that

But him going "Yeeha, let's blow up my buds" in the next scene was stupid
>>
can someone post the "tarkin did not rise to the bait" image?
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>>94750929
classiquê
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the rebels had a Lucrehulk in the EU

my niggers
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>>94751218
Why didn't the droids in AotC need a Lucrehulk controlship?
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fuck that kid, sand people did nothing wrong
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Post Reylo.
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>>94751359
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>>94751327
The Trade Federation realized that weakness after the Battle of Naboo so they made the droids singularly autonomous except for a kill switch that the leaders of the CIS had. There was a deleted scene that made a point of this.
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>>94751387
You dare disrupt communications?
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>>94751390
Deleted scenes aren't canon
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>>94751425
They're a case by case basis. In this case the lore from the scene is likely canon while the events themselves likely aren't.
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>>94751359
Why are you doing this?
>>
Guess this means I dun goof'd on the filter...
>>
I fap at Rey.
>>
He has arrived
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>>94751418
yes
>>
Why are the prequel better than the originals?
>>
Post sexy Rey.
>>
It's late on the East Coast of America
So all the spammers are apparent
Look upon this thread over the last hour and see all the independent posts.
All shitposts
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>>94751541
>>94751522
>>94751487
>>94751359
In the name of the Jedi order, I ask you to leave this thread
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>>94751602
In the name of the Sith Empire,I ask you to gtfo.
All hail EU!
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>>94751602
I am the thread.
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>>94751602
>no (You)s
Wew
I can shitpost more tomorrow
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>>94751783
>>94751817
>>94751875
the senate will mods your fate
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>>94751928
the mods will decide your fate

(I missed that up)
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>>94751928
>>94751948
It's treason then
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>>94751969
when a meme goes JUST right
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>>94752093
God, Ian was great

Did you hear that he was disappointed that Dooku got to get Force Lightning? He wanted Sheev to be the only electro-shock therapist in the land
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Why aren't the forced meme and shipping posters banned?
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>>94752130
no, but it makes sense.

Force Lightning should be an end all power for dark lords only

Dooku is more like a dark Jedi
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man this guy got fucked over
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>>94752217
it's called having fun, anon, you should try it.
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>>94750829
>>94750730
On that note, why doesn't Finn warn anybody about Starkiller Base? He not only possesses knowledge about the weapons existence, but even has inside info on how to destroy it. By remaining silent, he allowed billions of people to be destroyed senselessly.

Having Finn try to warn the resistance would serve several functions in the script. First, it would explain why he's willing to fire on his own men, if it meant saving the lives of a whole planet. It would give a ticking clock element to them finding and reaching the resistance base. It would also make the Starkiller Base seem actually scary, instead of boring (which it is in the film).

Instead the thing blows up a planet and he turns to everyone and says "They did it!"

Oh well, great. Thanks for the heads up dipshit.
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Just rewatch Rogue One and the battle of Scarif is so freaking great

It's tied with the battle of Hoth for my favorite battle
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>>94752271
From my point of view the fun is evil!
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>>94752318
*rewtached
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>>94749221
Rebel Infiltrators were made canon recently. Can't remember the comic they were mentioned in. Same with Imperial Army Troopers
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>>94752309
>On that note, why doesn't Finn warn anybody about Starkiller Base?


he did......holy shit he didn't WTF Finn
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>>94752217
No one reports.
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>>94752309
Everything about Starkiller Base feels so tacked on
>OH SHIT A MEGA DEATH STAR
>I guess our capital got destroyed that sucks I guess
>oh yeah we already did recon on it in like 5 minutes here's the complete plans
>oh hey this one stormtrooper knows all about it let's trust him even though we don't know him and he didn't tell anyone before that he knew about this thing
>oh yeah they tracked us to d'qar somehow so we know they're aiming at us
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>>94752626
Everything in TFA feels tacked on
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>>94743791
THANK YOU

I hope based George's third anthology idea is something about new characters
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>>94752626
The senate being destroyed to minimal reaction from the main characters is what made me drop the movie all together. I mean, it's treated as a mild inconvenience. Like,, the problem as presented in the movie is that "we cant rely on the republic fleet to help."

Uhhhhh, the central government to the whole galaxy just got wiped out. And that's what you're worried about? Evil won. That's it, pack it in. Oh, you say the resistance base is being targeted next? Who gives a shit? The resistance appears to be a few dozen x-wings in a field somewhere. The republic got jacked, and I would assume the whole point of a resistance is to defend the republic from the threat of the First Order, yes? So didn't you just totally blow it?

Why are you clapping and cheering at the end? Are you all fucking retarded?
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>>94752730
>The republic got jacked, and I would assume the whole point of a resistance is to defend the republic from the threat of the First Order, yes? So didn't you just totally blow it?
Well hey, they DID finally achieve their lifelong goal of destroying the First Order's superweapon that they learned about literally ten minutes ago!
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>>94752730
>the republic calls their own military the resistance
>they could not find a planet sized weapon when they govern the galaxy
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>>94752769
The Resistance isn't the NR's military, it's literally just a small splinter group run by Leia, since apparently despite now being the major power in the galaxy the good guys needed to be scrappy underfunded guerrilla fighters because that's what they were in the OT.
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>>94752782
The smart way to write it would be to say that the new republic has been fighting with the imperial remnant for thirty years and are just now ready to sign a peace treaty to end hostilities. But there's this one last battle group of washed out former imperials that's full of crazy zealots who just never stopped fighting. Leia is dead set on putting an end to them and the republic senate is telling her to cut it out and let peace talks resume. But she's all crazy about hunting them down because she knows they're still a threat even as she's called a hot head.

I mean, this isn't hard stuff to write. I just hate watching a movie that's obviously written too quickly or absentmindedly.
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>>94744256
I am
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I remember talking to my hardcore SW fan friend rights after TFA

His only problem was that Han died

Not that the movie was ANH 2
Not the glaring plot holes
Not MaRey Sue
Not the fact that the characters are stripped of all their accomplishments and growth over the OT to be reset
>Not the characters disregarding each over to worship MaRey Sue

It gave me insight to a hardcore normie SW fan. They don't care about the story, they don't actually care about the characters. They only want the same things over and over again and are willing to reset the development they praised to much to do so.

It honestly disgusts me

TLJ is looking like ESB 2, and given how he and all the normies I talked to defend the fact that TFA was a rehash they will eat this up too
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>>94752918
>hardcore SW fan friend

Sounds like he's just a moviefag desu
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>>94752931
you have no idea, he has Star Wars EVERYTHING.

He is so fucking obsessed with it you have no idea
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>this person is not what I deem a fan therefore he's not a REAL fan >:(
are we still stuck on this
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>>94753042
I never said he wasn't a fan

In fact I called him and people like him fans multiple times
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>>94752769
>>94752782
>>94752859
Apparently the NR didn't want a military after the peace treaty was signed, but Leia kept warning them about the First Order. They told her to piss off and called her a warmonger.

Dunno if that's supposed to be some reference to real life or something, but that's what I read on wookiepedia.

I really hope in TLJ the NR gets its shit together and jumps into the war. I mean they were just attacked and all.
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>>94753060
well i mean there is nothing wrong with him liking all of star wars, when TFA is the only bad one.
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>>94752918
i mean is TFA really worse than the worst arc of the clone wars,
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>>94753095
Yes, it is worse than the younglings arc
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>>94753104
hey that's one of the best god damn it.
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>>94753107
Katooni is annoying and I hate her and her stupid voice
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>>94753081
The prequels are shit and he hates them

My point is that he and many others will eat anything up as long as it's like the OT and are willing to sacrifice the OT character's development they supposedly love to do so

TTF should have taken place hundreds of years after ROTJ, with new characters, new ships, new bad guy, new everything. And they wouldn't be able to pander to people like them
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>>94753138
Sounds like he's an RLM fanboy
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>>94753138
what about the clone wars, does he like the clone wars
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>>94753138
Honestly? Not liking the prequels is pretty justified. There are good ideas in them, but overall, they're pretty wonky in their execution. As worldbuilding they are good, but the dialogue and pacing are clunky and mediocre, at best. III alright, though
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man i so sick of everywhere i go seeing retards complaining about the disney boogyman, rogue one and rebels and most of the novels have been good. also disney has no creative control, and George never considered the EU canon.
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guys, I'm off to play TOR so....

have some blue bulls for the time being
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>>94753148
RLM has good prequel reviews, but their fetish for TFA was weird, and they hated Rogue One for the same reasons they loved TFA and those double standards turned me off from their content

>>94753195
Yep, ROTS was the best one by miles and it was only okay. The Clone Wars was by far the best thing to come out of the prequels. The writing and characters were good, they made Anakin likable to the point where I forgot how he was in the movies themselves, and that is a great achievement

>>94753165
Not sure, he was complaining about how only master's are supposed to get padawans and Anakin somehow got one when it first aired, never heard him talk about it much
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>>94753259
You sound like a douche
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>>94753274
desu his friend sounds worse
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>>94753274
because I don't like the prequels?

okay
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>>94753259
>RLM has good prequel reviews
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>>94753331
not him, but aotc is my favorite movie, but i'll admit that RLM is not 100% wrong about the prequels.
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>>>/aco/1652802
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>>94753375
What the fuck that's hideous
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>>94753195
tee bee aych i love the PT era to death but christ those movies suffer from so much.

Even the OT movies aren't anything to write home about as movies.

The real reason the original six movies stand out to me is just the raw imagination and love that was not only put into them but seeped into the minds of children and adults everywhere.

Force Awakens suffers because although I'm sure it was made with love by the crew (including abrams) it was extremely lacking in the imagination department and why the ANH ""allusions""" made the movie feel like a hard retread.
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>>94753375
that a lot of porn........and half of it is god dame duck girls
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I just fapped to porgs, ask me anything
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>>94753565
why do you fap to porgs?
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>>94753575
Because they're so kawaii
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>>94752320
Well,then you are lost!

>>94753596
How do you feel after this?
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>>94753701
Amazing
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>>94753712
Did you fap to Rey too? Or Jabba? I usually fap to Gamorean Guards.
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>>94751541
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>>94753837
Is this Daisy?
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>>94752918

>Not that the movie was ANH 2

I don't care about that for the same reason that I don't care that Lat Crusade is a beat-for-beat re-do of Raiders of the Lost Ark or that every James Bond film has the same plot structure and tropes

Pulp stories and characters repeat themselves all the time. They're simplistic by design.

>whining about Mary Sues

That's personal taste, you people need to stop complaining and pretending that's an objective form of character criticism.
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Post Finnrey.
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>tfw no cute Inquisifu to fuck
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Rey is confronted by Snoke's elite Praetorian Guards

Rey single handedly fights three of the guards. Kylo is there and turns on Snoke and joins the fight. He is injured. Rey is defeated by the guards and falls into.....

the trash compactor
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>>94753963
Rey is rescued by Kylo and the team reunited with Rose, Finn and Poe.

It is actually Rose who helps them escape the ship.

Unlike ESB, the film ends on a high note, and Rey and Kylo team up to go after Snoke.

This is the beginning of Kylo's redemption arc. This was actually set up in TFA.
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BB-8 also has his own nemesis in the film. The evil BB style droid named "BB-9e" actually has a confrontation with BB-8 during the scenes on Snoke's super star destroyer.
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>>94753963
>>94753971
>>94753984
>Porgs

Everyone knows about the Porgs. What you don't know is that they are HEAVILY featured in this movie. They have entire scenes dedicated to them. Just imagine those scenes in ROTJ between Leia and Wicket the Ewok. Now only this time it's Chewie and his Porg friend.

One even stows away on the Falcon when Rey and Chewie leave Ach-To
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The ancient tree and the island itself are watched over by caretakers who are basically all female birdlike creatures. They are over 1000 years old and belong to an ancient nun like order.
The earlier "brother and sister rumors" are not true. Rey is not the incarnation of the first force user. She is simply powerful because she is a Kenobi, and Ben Kenobi was one of the most powerful Jedis in the universe.

Rey was not abandoned on Jakku. She was hidden there after the destruction of Luke's Jedi temple, in the hopes that Snoke would not find her.
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Heroes in the prequel trilogy
>Anakin Skywalker (White male)
>Obi-Wan Kenobi (White male)
>Padme Amidala (White female)
>Captain Panaka (Black male)
>Qui-Gon Jinn (White male)
>Jar Jar Binks (Alien male)
>Mace Windu (Black male)
>Yoda (Alien male)

Villains in the prequel trilogy
>Nute Gunray (Alien male)
>Darth Maul (Alien male)
>Zam Wessel (White female)
>Count Dooku (White male)
>Darth Sidious (White male)
>Jango Fett (New Zealand male)
>General Grievous (Cyborg/alien male)

A good ensemble of characters that isn't defined by their race, gender, or even their species.

Now let's look at Nu-Star Wars.

Heroes in Disney Star Wars
>Rey (White female)
>Finn (Black male)
>Poe Dameron (Latino male)
>Jyn Erso (White female)
>Iden Versio (Brown female)

Villains in Disney Star Wars
>Kylo Ren (White male)
>Snoke (White male)
>Captain Phasma (White female)
>General Hux (White male
>Director Krennic (White male)

>3/5 heroes in Disney Star Wars are female
>3/5 heroes in Disney Star Wars are brown
>4/5 villains in Disney Star Wars are male
>All villains in Disney Star Wars are white

Starting to see the pattern """they""" have set for us? It really makes you think...
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This is a Star Wars Thread. Use it to discuss:

>How nobody likes Rey.
>Newly revealed major spoilers.
>Reylo, Sloths and other fan myths.
>Newly leaked toys and other products.
>Daisy Ridley's huge teeth and sweet, sweet ass.
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>>94754014
Zam wessel isn't white, she's a shapeshifting alien who just happened to be white when she took human form
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>>94754024
I've noticed Daisy tends to get a bit fat if left to her own devices. It's kind of cute.
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There are leaks with some evidence to support that Luke is evil

And it honestly scares me because of how Hamill is acting points to it being true

I'm scared anons
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>>94754014
you copy and pasted that from /tv/, let me fix it for you

Heroes in Disney Star Wars
>Anakin Skywalker (White male)
>Obi-Wan Kenobi (White male)
>Padme Amidala (White female)
>Captain Panaka (Black male)
>Qui-Gon Jinn (White male)
>Jar Jar Binks (Alien male)
>Mace Windu (Black male)
>Yoda (Alien male)
>Rey (White female)
>Finn (Black male)
>Poe Dameron (Latino male)
>Jyn Erso (White female)
>Iden Versio (Brown female)

Villains in Disney Star Wars
>Nute Gunray (Alien male)
>Darth Maul (Alien male)
>Zam Wessel (White female)
>Count Dooku (White male)
>Darth Sidious (White male)
>Jango Fett (New Zealand male)
>General Grievous (Cyborg/alien male)
>Kylo Ren (White male)
>Snoke (White male)
>Captain Phasma (White female)
>General Hux (White male
>Director Krennic (White male)

seems pretty balanced to me
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>>94754059
and that's still missing half the characters
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>>94754057
I really feel like they wouldn't dare, especially because now Luke is all they have left of the original trilogy. Episode 9 was supposed to heavily feature Leia, but that all got blown apart when Carrie Fisher's coke binges from the 80s finally caught up to her. Do you really think the entire Han/Luke/Leia trilogy is going to spend Episode 9 either evil or dead?
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>>94754014
No, because I am not a dumbfuck.

Some of the most prominent villains in Canon Star Wars right now are black women. Even in the movies, it was a black women shown firing Starkiller Base.

What do you say to that, /tv/?
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>>94754075
He won't be evil, but he won't be a squeaky clean Superman either. And the Saga is always about the youth rebelling against the authority, with either glorious (the OT) or disastrous (the PT) results. The ST will likely follow the same framework, where the young heroes will have to make a stand against their misguided elders.

So, basically, prepare for two more years of "DISNEY HATES LUKE SKYWALKER".
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>>94754075
You don't think they will continue to degrade the OT characters to make thier OCs look better?

I do
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>>94754130
>give ot character development
REEEEEEE DON'T CHANGE MY PRECIOUS CHARACTERS
>doesn't
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ANY RISKS, DAMN PANDERING
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>>94753903
i'd recognize that forehead anywhere.
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>>94754014
>Captain Panaka
>hero
>constantly kissed the darkest side of sheev's ass
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>>94754014
>snoke (white male)
>jar jar (alien male)
It would help if you didn't waver back and forth on whether or not it matters if an actor is providing a voice over or not
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>>94755101
Delet this.
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I have only watched TFA 2 times. I have watched Rogue One over 10 times and the others countless.
What the fuck did J.J. fuck up so bad. Even if it is a carbon copy of ANH, I should still enjoy it enough to watch it more. What is so wrong about TFA that I have no desire to?
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>>94754014
>Caring about female heroes
>Not wanting to see attractive females to add to the waifu list
>Implying Disney doesn't know what they're doing
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>>94754014
>Iden Versio
>Hero
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>>94755770
Shallow characters, in my opinion.
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>>94755770
It slows down hard in the 2nd act and the 3rd act isn't interesting so you feel like "fuck it I'm done watching I know how this ends"
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>>94749221
SpecForce is canon.
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Hey you Star Wars fans, you know your hero Luke Skywalker? He is evil now and is in cahoots with Snoke!

Our new character Rey is much better than him both morally and power wise and you have to deal with it!

We don't care if you don't like it, we are guaranteed to make billions anyways!

-Disney
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Rian Johnson is a cuck. He didn't write the stroy by himself. He had to get permision from Kiri Hart doing his thing. Kiri Hart is a cunt who's running the Lucasfilm story groups which is composed by abunch of cunts who don't know anything about storytelling but they know about their vagina, and that's the only thing they will be talking about. Embarrassing because Rian pretends he has full creative control.
The story group was invented by Disney and is essentially a focus group.

https://youtu.be/hib2cnhE_fQ?t=3m57s
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>>94756142
>The story group was invented by Disney and is essentially a focus group.

(you)
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I just banged some Porgs,ask me anything.
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>>94756142
i mean he's just the director. why do you expect him to be writing the story
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>>94756357
he did write the story
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>>94756255
Porg vajayjay's are typically 5mm in diameter. How did you fit your weewee in?
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