So what does she do with it?

>>94734769
She sits next to it on the couch while watching movies while riffing on the movie in her own voice and Sonic's.

tea party

>>94734769
Uses it to drive in the car pool lane

Contemplates exsistance.

>>94734817
Wouldn't everyone just wonder why Sonic is riding in a car instead of running to his destination?

>>94734769
I'll bite the bullet and say what we're all thinking. She fucks it.

>>94734837
They would propably think he would drive with her out of kindness.

Knew this girl in school, she had a car and I didn't had a car. We chatted occasionally, but after some time she often insisted to drive me home. It really didn't like it because then I had to sit with a person in an enclosed area and I really hate that, but I not letting her drive me home would also be kind of a dick move and I walked home anyway so I didn't lose that much. Never really knew why she did that tho.

>>94734769
She leaves it by the door so she can get shit off her shoes

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>>94734837
I don't think they'd worry too much

>>94735031
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

she rumps it

>>94734769
She puts outside her door to scare away birds

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>>94734769

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>>94736874

>>94735031
kek

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>>94736874
Every thread.

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>>94736874

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>>94736874

>>94736874
Source? I actually like how he drew Amy

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>>94736874

>>94736874
Source?

>>94734900
Doubt it. Probably hug it. Fucking plushies is not something women usually do. At worst she faps beside it and then hugs him affectionately

>>94734944
>I didn't had a car.

>>94737590
>Fucking plushies is not something women usually do
Women fuck a lot of things.
Rubbing yourself with a pillow would probably be the most common type.

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>>94736874
>Dry humping

It's pretty obvious that she talks about her feelings with it

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>>94736874

>>94737851
The deviant.

>>94734944
you ever think back to those interaction in high school and then smack your forehead and go "aw shit they had a hing for me"

>>94739378
Too often.

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>>94736874

>>94737590
Nah man haven't you ever heard of young girls humping objects in early puberty then being told to not do that.It's like that but with a chosen objects.

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>>94737590
Shlicks.
I'm not complaining though.

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>>94734769
better question why does she want Knuckles' dick so much?

>>94739378
During college, there was a class trip I didn't want to go on, and I tried to get out of it by saying I wouldn't be able to make it in on time to go (since I lived really far and the buses didn't run early enough). But this one girl brought up that I could stay round her house that night since it was right near the college, and 'we could have fun and watch TV, have some pizza and other stuff' and I just kept coming up with lame excuses to get out of it because I REALLY didn't want to go on the trip. And she just kept trying to come up with solutions to the lame excuses I was making for not being able to stay at her house for the night.

Fucking hell. FUCKING. HELL. What a dickhead.

>>94737655
I never really felt like I needed it. Everything was in walking distance and I had a bike for stuff which is further away.
>>94739378
Honestly, never really considered that she had a thing for me. I always got along pretty well with girls, they were more chill in my opinion and nice to talk with. Also, they were always helpfull to me, some offered me to help me with studying. I refused as I never had any problems with school.

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>>94734769
She put a real mobian skeleton inside it.

>>94739701
Because unlike Sonic he doesn't chuckle.

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>>94740037

>>94735031
this show is better than it needs to be sometimes.

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>>94736874

>>94740099
I really, REALLY wanted this to get into Jim's video. I felt like he didn't try nearly hard enough
>ywn be in a thread as creepy as that every again

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>>94740081

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What's a good example of a /co/ woman whose actual or desired romantic partner messed around with someone else instead? Preferably in front of her.

>>94740836
Dick Grayson, Babs and Barbara

Kyle Rayner, Jade and Soranik

>>94734769
She did it for creepy things.
All she wants to do is kidnap and turn Sonic into him into her personal sex slave

>>94740912
Shit that was supposed to be Dick Starfire and Barbara, stupid me.

>>94740926
Worse. She wants him... as a husband

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How do we fix Amy

>>94734769
Post more Sticks haha

>>94742366
Make her Boom personality her canon personality. She is literally perfect there.

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>>94742624
Not too sassy, not hung up the entire time about Sonic, actually doing shit instead of being background material like always.

It's going to be rough when Sonic Boom is done and over with. Definitely the best show of Sonic to come out with good characterizations all around. Sucks that Sticks will disappear into the ether the moment the show is done and over with as will any side characters in it.

>>94734769
What DOESN'T she do with it?

>>94742912
Her taxes

>>94739378
I only ever think about how I might be so daft as to never notice that some small hint might be a girl hitting on me, or that they are showing interest in any way, but thats because I'm a giant ugly virgin with no exceptional qualities craving love of any kind that doesnt come from my mother. I know no girl probably ever thought to give me the time of day, but I can hope, eh?
Im going to die alone.

>>94740099
the final result is not bad...

>That episode where Sticks becomes the host of Infowars

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>>94742873
>diives
I do believe I have the vapors

>>94742873
god i love diives

>>94742624
Boom Amy became my favorite but it seems hard to adapt into the game verse where Sonic seems to live in an airplane and she can't rope him into therapy sessions.

>>94742624
And if that doesn't work, go for her Archie personality

>>94742366
You can't. All amy is perfect.

>>94740099
YAMERO

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>>94736874
oh yess

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>>94742366
If we're being perfectly honest, I'd want Amy to be portrayed as a good willed girl who's a bit too passionate. When she's happy she's super happy, when she's determined she's extremely determined (to the point of risking her life), when she's mad she'll destroy anything in her path and when she's in love she's completely and totally infatuated.

Outside of that maybe also focus on her ability with tarot cards and relationship with the mystical. Also Partner her up with characters like tails and knuckles more often. I feel like Amy's interactions with other people tend to be pretty great (compared to her very one track interactions with sonic.) Also make her fast and strong but keep her slower than sonic and weaker than knuckles.

>>94742366
Bring her back like she was in Sonic Advance. I don't care about personality, she was fun in that game.

>>94739378
I knew for a fact a girl had a thing for me and I even went back through my old year book to confirm it, but she was like an 8/10 and I was a 3/10 so I always had some doubt that it wasn't me just misinterpreting it. Anyways, I've seen her now and time wasn't so kind to her so I dodged a bullet anyways.

>>94743339
It wasn't Infowars otherwise she would have been shilling water filters every 15 minutes. If anything it was more True Capitalist Radio

>>94743735
>a 3/10 thinking he's too good for someone
Well maybe if she sunk to a 2 or a 1.

>>94743652
This might work, but they HAVE to show the extremes, or it comes off as "generic girl."

So she has to get reckless at inopportune times. Or inappropriately happy. Like to the point it is a problem from time to time.

>>94739378
responding to my own post, there was a slutty girl in school who was actually into me. her freinds always teased me when i was around, they were always sure to show me shit like her blowing someone or bragging about how hot she was. and when she hung around she always got giggly. i was picked on a lot especially by girls so i always thought she was just doing that.
even when she asked me to prom. even when she was furious at me for skipping prom.
i could had a hot slutty gf in high school but i was too brick headed to see she was into me

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>>94742366
working on it

>>94743888
>they were always sure to show me shit like her blowing someone
That's messed up desu

>>94739378

You have to be at least slightly attractive for that to happen.

>>94736874
Hope that gets colored in /aco/

>>94743794
Well, the thing is I've improved over the years (lost weight, got a good job making bank, have my life in order, etc.). I'd say I'm at least a 5 now. If I was taller, I'd be a 6-7 maybe but my manletness definitely keeps me short (pun intended).

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>>94736874
What's with that shitty contrast? There, I fixed it for you.

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>>94744651
Are you 'avin a chuckle?

>>94734817
That's not legitimate and in fact, illegal.

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>>94739378
Mandatory.
Hey. Hey, Ronnie. Remember that girl that liked you, but you didn't know it until the far flung future where powerful computers were small enough to fit in your pocket and the sum of human knowledge was only a few taps away, anytime, anywhere? Ha ha, yeah. Well, you'll never forget again. Good night, buddy.

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>>94736874

>>94740099

I hope those aren't real bones.

>>94745397
keep that fox away from that baby

>>94742873
Japan has some investment with Sticks since they designed her and she was a character in that Sanic and Maryo Olympics game as opposed to anyone normals might know.

>>94743920
Hi Eishi

How's your game coming along?

>>94745397
Is this Sonic's Daily Life?

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>>94745935

>>94746113
had to post-pone work on it to do some contract work(about 2 months)

it's a movie license game

>>94740099
Didn't he also give it teeth?

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>>94745935

>>94745397
>>94746187
IT's AWWRIGHT

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>>94745935
>>94746766
No.
For the love of god DON'T bring that comic up.

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>>94745935

>>94734801
Canonically correct.

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>>94734769
She inserts the skeleton.

>>94743920

That's a good getting in shape sequence.

>>94736874
sign your work, @$$

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>>94737590
>Fucking plushies is not something women usually do.
http://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=18875

>>94745935
It took me too long

>>94742366
You don't. Archie post-reboot Amy is great, Boom Amy is fun & game!Amy has been pretty good since Unleashed. Personality wise she hasn't needed fixing in years, she just needs to be playable again.

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>>94739378
Nope.

>>94745099
No one knows but most like to say they are because it's a better story that way. Personally I doubt it because skeletons actually have shitty articulation.

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>>94736874

>>94734769
>>94735031
>haha le ebin self-aware humor XDD

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LOL

>>94748242
I don't get it.

>>94748343
Say "a potato clock" and then "up at 8 o'clock" out loud.

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>>94739378
>tfw some girl asked to sit next to me during a sex ed program back in 9th grade
>tfw never made a move

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>>94736874
>when dry humping is one of your fetishes that doesn't get represented all that much

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>>94740099
No matter how many times I see this evil, cursed image, it still invokes a sense of dread in me every time I see it.

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>>94745935

>>94739378
I have had 5 of these. College too.

I'm genuinely afraid of dealing with people, I should see someone.

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>>94745935
Anon, please don't.
You gonna bring up foam next?

>>94748353
Well. Fuck.

>>94748242
when does this become the new sneed meme

>>94739797
Thats painful bro
>>94743888
>gf
fuck no. You don't make a girl like that your gf. You'll just look stupid.

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>>94748628
what went so right with sonic boom that went so horribly wrong for pac man?

>>94739378
Yes. Especially when I got clear confirmation from her.

At her wedding.

>>94735031
I might just give this show a try

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>>94748929
I haven't seen that new series in a while, but just looking at that webm, literally the smallest thing made everything go wrong; the eyes.
Giving him eyes beyond a simplified oval-shaped pac-man leads to terrible results, always. Just look at what happened to him in SF X Tekken, good god.

>>94748929
aw man im a meme

>>94748929

Sonic Boom is written by /pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ZT9CG7OWM

>>94749110
Don't start this anon

She has very impassioned arguments about politics and gender issues with it in which she is always right.

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>>94749303
start what?

>>94749445
shit. Do it & I'm a bop you one square in the face

>>94735031
Is this real life?

>>94749445
He's right you know

>>94749445
Wait. I don't follow. How exactly does breaking down gender roles deny gender equality?

>>94749595
Pretending you're special for breaking gender roles implies gender roles are true because no one else breaks them.

>>94749595
Drawing attention to the gender roles being broken further reinforces the roles in the first place

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>>94745397
I get that reference.

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>>94743147
Same. Still though, of all the people to Die alone with, I could have picked worse company than you guys.

>>94740099
>people actually believe the skeleton is real
you can even see the metal joint in the very middle image

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>>94736874
>Dry humping
noice

>>94748242
>>94748353
This is both dumb and genius at the same time.

>>94749775
skeletons need to be held together with metal joints when they're not being held together with flesh and muscle, anon

>>94743888
Your daftness let you dodge a bullet friend. She wouldn't have changed for you. People like that don't change, not for anyone or anything. Sure once they get older and Father Time starts taking his toll, they may wind down the wanton sex and the partying, learn to dress up modestly, and maybe even come across as a decent Human being with self control on the surface, but deep down, they're still the same.

>>94748242
wow a masturbation joke

>>94748929
weird designs and low low LOW brow humor

>>94734769
I bet it has a Bad Dragon compartment .

>>94750173
In what way is any of that a masturbation joke?

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>>94742624
This

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>>94750210
the ghost designs were top tier though

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>>94739378
I didn't really have that kind of high school experience.
but in college I had a job on campus where I worked with a friend of my mom. she was a fun-sized puerto rican milf that looked like Tara Strong and Hinata Hyuuga only with natural titties. she would tease me on the job telling me she was a cherry hunter and she could smell my v-card. my mom had a few thirsty old lady creeper friends off and on growing up, so that kinda thing always turned me off. not so much this time. this one was only in her 30s and was stacked like all you can eat pancakes. the real problems here were
- her old man had been locked up and was coming home.
- her son was like, 15 or something and was in a gang.
- there was no way I could without my mom finding out. she is Batman.

to this day I can't watch Boruto without feeling a mix of regret and arousal.

>>94743702
Fun how?

>>94749571
Fucking hell, a lot of these a legit funny. I’m starting to wonder if I made a mistake avoiding Boom, the tv series at least.

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>>94750380
>That pinky

>>94750401
>she would tease me on the job telling me she was a cherry hunter and she could smell my v-card
she should have been fired for this

>>94749906
>>94748926
while i appreciate ya'lls concern i dont understand why i would want a sex hungry slut for a high school gf.
i mean it may not have ended well but it woulda been a fun ass ride that'd id look fondly on now

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>>94743652
You just described almost every generic Anime lolli.

>>94739378
Nope. Even got rejected when asking one who I thought might be hitting on me to prom.

Think I have detachment issues as I've never given a single fuck about rejections or skipping prom.

>>94750429
>I’m starting to wonder if I made a mistake avoiding Boom, the tv series at least.
you really did
The absolute worst thing you can do is discredit the series because of the shitty tie-in game that has no narrative relation to the show

>>94750380
sure but that same design team gave us weird opinionated alt chick pac man

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I'd just like a nice action focused Sonic cartoon with good writing and decent animation that demonstrates the original ideals of the series where Eggman wasn't some bumbling fat idiot and was an actual terrifying super genius who was pretty much on the verge of completely enslaving every animal in the land and ruling the world, and Sonic being a one man army against Eggman's immense robot army, fighting back with an unbridled confidence and cool attitude despite the impossible odds.

Sonic Booms is fine, but I'd like that too.

>>94750380
>leader one
>cool one
>sexy girl one
>fat one
Does generic really mean top tier now?

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>>94750512
Her design's not the issue

>>94750475
I think the way he described it is having Amy have really overbearing personality. Rather than just being determined and plucky, her mood is a literal whirlwind, if she gets sad, she basically breaks down and is useless, but if she is set on a goal then damn near nothing can stop her or slow her down

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>>94736874
>Eggman or Sticks most likely has seen/recorded this

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>>94749445
Knuckles will always be the treasure.

>>94750553
its not the only issue but it is most sertainly an issue

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This is the worst thread ive seen on /co/ in weeks

>>94750615
With an OP like that it's to be expected

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>>94736874
Oh shit, it @$$.

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>>94750440
>>94750380
OH yeah

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>>94750515
It's too late for that anon. The memes have taken root too deep.

>>94750469
my campus job was a joke, anon. the guy supervising us was basically running his own personal hen house. the only reason I got in was one of the professors took a shine to me and pulled some strings.

anyway, it was mostly water cooler bantz. at least, that's what I tell myself, anyway...

>>94739378
Nah, I was smart enough to know that by then. Elementary school though? I was a dumbass.

>>94750557
Now it sounds like a Deviant Art Bio.
That breaking down to useless is such a OC clichie for girls. I seen it on girls who are well over the age where that would be seen as a red flag for ADHD or something.

My favorite episodes that doesn't have the usual references to the Sonic fandom, are the Eggman and Sonic switch bodies episode, and the Sonic goes too fast that he's in the fourth dimension. The best part was the music in the beginning paid homage to the BTTF jingle for when Part Two started.

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>>94750688
I'm not even a huge Sonic fan, but I just want a return to that era of Sonic, where Eggman was some dumpy fat old man but also had a plethora of deadly high tech machines and an army of animal-powered machines, the kind of Eggman who had a giant space station, and controlled a giant obnoxious casino city. I don't mind the memes, I just wish for the age of Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik as a real, credible threat and Sonic the Hedgehog as some cocky and slick speedy hero to return.

>>94749775
How many real life skeletons have you seen?

>>94750401
As a hag thats starting to get to that age, all older women are kind of like that. The religious ones will deny it but we're too old to fucking care about the sanctity of sex.

>>94748929
junji ito.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

cry

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>>94750515
>the original ideals of the series where Eggman wasn't some bumbling fat idiot and was an actual terrifying super genius

Protip anon? That Robotnik never existed unless you're talking about SatAM specfically.

Video game Robotnik was always a silly guy.

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>>94739378
I went on a school trip in high school, and my best friend and I would lay our heads on each other whenever we got tired on the bus. I think that's a sign, but I'm not sure. We sitll keep in touch ocassionally, but she's moved on. Haven't seen her in a while.

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>>94750470
>i mean it may not have ended well but it woulda been a fun ass ride that'd id look fondly on now
That is very Doubtful.

>>94750913
>As a hag thats starting to get to that age, all older women are kind of like that.
and generally I think that's a beautiful thing. if circumstances were different or I were just slightly more of a home-wrecking scumbag back then, I'd have gladly...

>>94751056
He also would have managed to singlehandly conquer the world and turn all it's inhabitants into living batteries for his robots had Sonic not been there to stop him. Silly, yes, but not unthreatening.

>>94751056
You don't have to be the sinister, glowing eyed, cackling overlord from SatAM to be a terrifying super genius. Just look at the shit Eggman had at his disposal in the early games. Armies of robots, entire cities under his control, mechanical copies of his greatest enemies that could fight on par with the originals, a giant fucking sky fortress, an even bigger space station that was likely bristling with weapons and full of robots, he had all kinds of personal weapons at his disposal that could murder the shit out of Sonic, and it was all controlled by him and him alone. Even if he was a goofy fat man, just looking at what he could and has done in the context of the games makes him a fucking nightmare of an enemy.

>>94750671
>Pinky will never slime you

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>>94736874

>>94750913
Yet another reason that living and dying alone is no longer looking so bad anymore.

>>94751169
It's so weird to me that people thought the Sonic series was Mega Man X when it was supposed to be Mega Man Classic. I mean yeah it could be interpreted that way, but nothing in the classic games suggests it was meant to be.

Like is Bowser trying to fucking murder Mario and take Princess Peach against her will? Yeah, but I wouldn't say he's a murder-rapist.

>>94748242
this works better in the show than it does in text

>>94751269
How can it not be taken that way? Just take a minute, a second in fact, to think of the logistics of Eggman's entire scheme in the early Sonic games
>A single man, with no known allies, partners or companions, developed a massive army of weaponized machines
>He developed a method to encapsulate small animals and use them to fuel his robots, likely an indefinite or long lasting source of fuel judging by how all his machines run on small critters
>He, alone, was able to amass enough raw materials to build ALL the shit he unleashed on Sonic, as well as constructing all that shit.
>The man was smart enough to build a fucking DEATH STAR with his face on it, which probably took decades unless he was pumping out construction robots by the thousands
>Using all that he has built, he was very clearly on his way to taking over Mobius, every level is filled with his robots, his traps and his machines, and Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are the sole adversaries to his armies, meaning he likely wiped out any local military or defense forces
You don't have to stretch things out to see that Eggman is scary as fuck.

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>>94739378
Back in elementary a girl always used to sit at my table and bully me, constantly trying to start a fight, calling me big ears & shit and making fun of everything I do. Eventually got sick of it and told her straight got tired of it and told her straight up "I GET IT YOU DONT LIKE ME, I DONT LIKE YOU EITHER!" she went silent and didn't speak, but i did hear her say "I dont not like you." but my pissed off autistic brain ignored her, for the rest of the year she didn't talk to me much and eventually go to different middle schools.

It would be years later before I realized just how much I fucked up.

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>>94734769
Sonic Boom is one of the few cartoons airing right now that makes me laugh out loud. I'm so mad is getting caned and since the Boom games bombed, while Mania -and I'm sure Forces- will do well, I expect SEGA to bury everything Boom related and start anew on television in a couple of years.

>>94749571
This is the type of satirical humor kids need to be exposed too at a young age.

BTFO TTG

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>>94745935
Do you think they're mad enough to make this kind of joke in the show? I mean they've done CWC but this is on a completely different level.

>>94751563
well they made an orange fanta joke

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>>94751587
Orange fanta?

>>94751599
CWC drank fanta with his sperm in it because something about recycling or some stupid as logic of his

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>>94745935
Please no.

>>94751498
>the Boom games
the 3DS games are actually doing decent with fire and ice being the better of the two games
too bad no one takes the literal minute to check it out because of rise of lryic...
fuck

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>>94736874

>>94751563
>Tail's has to babysit two babies
>Gives the babies chocolate ice cream
>They make such a mess that the babies and he get covered in it, has to change the diapers
>rest of the gang walks in
>'It's not what it looks like!'
>'What is it supposed to look like?'

>>94751626
What was the joke on boom then?

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>>94745935
We're going there aren't we?

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>>94751676
>>'It's not what it looks like!'
>>'What is it supposed to look like?'
holy fuck

>>94750846
S-shut up anon, skeletons aren't real you're just trying to s-scare me.

>>94745935
I dont get, but at the same time dont want to get it but, at the same time still want to get it.

>>94736874
>Be a blatant Sonamy fag
>Get this

Some days, you do good work /co/.

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>>94736874
>tfw dry humping objects is one of my favorite ways to masturbate

>>94742366
Post-reboot Archie but crazier and more viritrolic. Boom Amy is boring, like everything else in Boom.

>>94751769
>Sonamy fag
Good taste, my man.

>>94751417
Was she cute? I had a girl bully me like that but she was a dog

>thread turned into exploring and dwelling on the fact that girls at one point were interested in you during your carefree youth but you squandered those opportunities to find fleeting and no-cost moments of treasured memories and are now 32 with no social contact beyond people you work with and now you are slowly realizing that what remains in the dating pool is equally as jaded and sad as you are but vastly more experienced in life and willing to hurt you in ways that you would never, ever do to another person and this weakness will ultimately hurt you far more than the emptiness that you currently feel so why bother even exploring the options since the odds are so wildly stacked against you in the first place

>>94749595
If you say "I'm not like the other girls, I like to do BOY things." you're just reinforcing the idea that those hobbies or whatever are gender-exclusive and that all other girls are stereotypical.

>>94748242
>they featured Sneed's Potato Clock, but fail to mention it once was owned by Chuck
wtf, I hate sonic boom now!?

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>>94751769
>>94751827
My niggas

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>>94739378
Yes.

I actually did make a move, but blew it.

Not sure if that's worse...

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>>94751920
Details:

In 5th grade there was a girl I knew. One day I went to her house, we played FF6, and she named all of the male characters after various parts of my name.

Lightswitch went on.

That valentines Day, during the usual handouts you do in class, I gave her a bigger Valentine in front of the class.

She got so embarrassed that we never spoke again.

>mfw I remember that.

>>94749595
It lacks some context.
Breaking the gender roles is not necessarily against gender equality but claming, being proud or announcing it actually is.

If you want something to be "normal" you are not supposed make it special.

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>>94751982
Literally me.
At least you didn't sing.

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>>94749445
...Except when a woman does do well in a normally male-dominated field, it should be pointed out because it IS, in fact, an exception.

Fuckles is dumb on feminism, too.

>>94751417
Don't feel bad over it. Fuck that girl's parents for not telling her any better and shame on her for not telling her real feelings for you

plus an elementary school GF is like bragging about how you never missed attendance in pre-K, no one cares enough

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>>94751857
>Tfw you're only nineteen but you already fulfill most of these requirement and can easily see yourself ending up like this.
For the love of God, someone please get me off this crazy train.

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>>94752038
I probably should have. I had the voice of an angel before puberty hit.

>>94752056
but that just reestablishes gender roles though

>>94752109
How so? Failing to indicate that as well lets things slip back into the status quo by quietly keeping the women folk away.

>>94752109
That's the point, you have to point out these supposed exceptions until people realize they're actually the norm, otherwise the PERCEPTION that females are inferior will continue. What Knuckles is saying is actually really stupid, it just sounds smart.

>>94752056
>>94752158
>>94752134
to>>94752016

>>94752158
It's a complex subject. There's also the fact that by pointing out a woman in a male-dominated field risks making her an ambassador for her entire gender, which is a bit of an unfair pressure.

I guess that's why the emphasis on success? A lot of women have to literally disguise their work due to the complexities of this subject matter.

>>94752016
But, again, if awareness of the growing equality is squelched, it furthers a status quo that women simply do not excel at certain roles.

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>>94749571
I just got finished watching all of season 2 so far but I don't think I saw this. Was it season 1 and I forgot?

>>94752158
>until people realize they're actually the norm
Why tho. Why then don't we celebrate when a nigger, a manlet, a cat owner, an asukafag or a scorpio manage to be the first ones at doing something good for the first time? Because there are some "barriers" no one cares about if they get broken, if something is going to "become the norm" it should actually be normal or never pointed out.
There is no reason to create an artificial equality

>>94750621
shouldn't Knuckles be the one saying that?

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>>94751193
>She will never fill you with the thrill of the chase.

>>94752063
I'm old enough to have extensive "if I were to meet my 19 year old self, here's what I would say" scenarios.

The top thing I would say is: it only gets worse. In basically every metric. Making more money? Taking on more debt. Meeting new people? None will match a childhood friend. Land your dream job? You'll still hate the monotony and crave outside hobbies.

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>>94752410
given that the joke immediately after is he's wearing another pair of shoes I can let this slide

>>94752223
>But, again, if awareness of the growing equality is squelched, it furthers a status quo that women simply do not excel at certain roles.
Of course. Overly celebrating the breaking of the gender roles is as bad as generalizations.

In a "perfect" world, the fact that, pex, only 10% of a certain work area are women shouldn't stop women to try to get into that area and neither should drive to the general thought that women are bad at such profession.

Gender equality shouldn't be about having workplaces with 50/50 gender proportion. It should be about any gender being able to get any job they actually want and can do and ignoring the gender percentages that will eventually arise.

>>94750500
This is what annoys me the most about it all. The fandom seems to automatically hate the show because of the game despite the show being probably one of the best show cartoon network has playing now.

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>>94752251

>>94750380
Orange is giving me some flashbacks to that Knuckles boss from Sonic Adventure 2. Thing freaked me out for some reason.

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>>94749445
>this scene will always be brought up in Sonic Boom threads now

>>94752464
I dislike the show because it turned a classic series into a stupid sitcom that tries way too hard to break the fourth wall.

Like every fucking thing else CN is making.

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>>94752466

>>94752466
We really need more cuckamy art.

>>94739378
Yes. Specifically there was this one time a girl invited me to a party by sending me a note in the middle of class and I completely blew her off not even taking a second to consider WHY she would be inviting me (we weren't friends and had barely spoken up to that point, nor did I know any of her friends and it wasn't like she was inviting everybody). Worst part is that after my first weak excuse she tried to invite me again, TWICE, all three times I completely rejected the invitation for no fucking reason without even considering why a girl my age would be so persistent and adamant about me coming to her party.

>>94752466
This is the 4th version of this drawing I've saved I don't care.

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>>94749595
That's not what he's saying.
He's saying that pointing out that someone is 'breaking gender roles' undermines the concept of gender equality by reinforcing gender stereotypes.

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Lisa Ortiz is the best Amy voice actress. Prove me wrong.

Though I can appreciate Cindy Robinson for going from an obnoxious Minnie Mouse impersonation to what we have now

>>94751714
I don't get it. Is it their name defining what they look like?

>>94752342
Holy smokes that is a thirsty ghost

>>94752599
It's about the peculiar things each character has on their chest.

Amy, logically, has boobs.

>>94739378
>asking /co/ about their highschool years
Guaranteed replies

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>>94752601
You have no idea.

>>94752527
Hello, me.

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>>94739378
>tfw noticed immediately but couldn't figure out how to take advantage of situation

>>94750846

There are parts of that skeleton which certainly aren't real which leads me to believe the entire thing isn't real. The hands and feet for example are way too white. We had an actual human skeleton in my high school science class. Someone had donated their body for it. The bones were more of a yellowed or extremely light brown. They were also a lot rougher looking. Those bones look too perfect and too plastic to be real. The legs and arms look almost alright at a glance but go a little too far in the other direction.

>>94735031
holy shit I've used this to get out of a ticket

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>>94751676
I need a minute

>>94752584
I'd argue most of the bad voice acting in current sonic games is just bad direction because Boom has proven to me that they're all pretty great voice actors.

>>94736874
What if Sonic found the doll after they somehow got together and fucked?

>>94751676
Where is it

>>94739378
Consciously turned a girl down. Only girl to ever do it.
Don't regret it, because the class I was in was a mental cesspit of headcases too weird to go to regular real life school, and gangbangers that were presumably expelled.

>>94752776
Isn't Boom sonic the same VA as usual? Roger Smith? I liked him in regular show

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>>94752900
Yeah, it's Roger.

>>94752900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRBvRwBmiw&ab_channel=AuroraKnux

>>94740099
>when your bones are used for someones furry fleshlight

>>94753076
Heh

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>>94745935

>>94739378
>she cosplayed aradia that year during spirit week
>topic of what troll we were most like comes up
>"I see you as a sollux"
That was probably 5, 6 years ago, but only after high school did I think "wait a minute..." And to this day i question whether that was a subtle gauge of interest at the time

>>94739887

Hahahahaha

Aaaahahahahah

ha

oh my fucking god

>>94749595
It absolutely doesn't. But what does, however, is calling attention to it whenever it happens. Which is what was said.

>>94752158
>this is what fucking idiots actually believe
cluck cluck it's cuckels

>>94748104
>because skeletons actually have shitty articulation.
How do you know that?

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So uh...yeah..

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>>94742873
>>94743652
>>94748149
>>94751417
>>94752466
I don't wanna be a furfag, but I can no longer deny that I wanna inseminate that pink hedgehog.

>>94753527
I can't help but think Ames would have a peach tummy.

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>>94753527
>>94753569

>>94745935
What? Why are everyone screaming at thia pos? What the hell?

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Horny Pink Stalkers are best girls.

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>>94753648
>...What has been seen...

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>>94753527
FYI, click the download button on dA and 9 time outta' 10 you'll get the un-resized version.

>>94752466
>a girl will never secretly do this to an inflatable of you

>>94753648
>being that new

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>>94751676

>>94753648
>mfw he doesn't even know from /vp/ threads getting raided
Run while you still can

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>>94753690
Tanks.

What are the essential episodes of this show? Who is Sticks?

>>94753751
Sticks is /our girl/ and none of the episodes are essential.
At the very least watch the Chris-chan one. The rest is all gold for you to pick and choose at your leisure

>>94753690

Somehow I want that Amy.

>>94739378
There were a few girls who pretended to be into me as a joke so I just dismissed this one chick who in hindsight had a real attraction.

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>>94739378
>in middleschool
>becoming that cliche quiet nerdy kid that others make fun of and laugh at
>one day one of the usual fun-poking kids behind me taps on my shoulder and says "Hey ____ wants to know if you'll go out with her."
>I look back and she does this kind of half smile
>I sort of give a "pfft" laugh and turn forward again, thinking they're just fucking me like usual
>looking back she was just a typical kid, quiet and never actually poked fun at me or laughed at me
>TFW it was probably just the dude fucking with me and making us both feel awkward but there's a small chance it was true and I just hurt some poor girl's feelings because I refused to believe anyone would ask me out if they weren't just trying to yank my chain
Fuck man it makes me cringe more than any of the other embarrassing socially awkward shit I did as a teen. It's one thing thinking I might've missed out but it's another thinking I might've hurt somebody else because of my own dorkiness.

>>94753690

If this were actually a thing, how would it turn out?

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>>94745935
I understood this reference. Dear god, forgive me, I understood this reference

>>94751714
She has hair on her chest too, doesn't she?

>>94745935
Wish one of you faggots would just say what the reference is instead of memeing it up.

>>94752038
At least your song wasn't written by you.

At age 10

>>94750403
Manually attacking with her hammer was neat. Especially the ability to launch herself extra high off springboards by whacking them instead of jumping on them. That was clever.

>>94745935
>>94753865
i want to understand the reference but google gives me nothing

>>94752341
Tails is an out of touch nerd. He doesn't get slang.

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>>94753527
Tiny brain
>normal personalities
Big brain
>Amy and Sally swap personalities
Exploding brain
>Amy and Sonic swap personalities

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>>94751766
>>94753648
>>94753872
>>94753930

>>94753954
that face

i die laughing literally every time its posted

>>94752466
This contrast just keeps getting better!

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>>94753954

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>>94753954

>>94753954
oh no now i remember

>>94752875
>"Wow Amy, I'm flattered. Just another one of your not-creepy and not-overbearing traits I'm forced to love about you!"

>>94751766
Two Babies One Fox, a story thats completely based off shock humor like Dipper goes to Taco Bell. Its got scat and pedophilia in the story.

>>94752444
That's sexist. Resign from your job.

>>94753857
I don't see how it would be different desu.

>>94754055
>humor
I sure hope that was what they were going for.

>>94753668
wait did you also draw the comic earlier in the thread, do you have someplace to follow you? cause your art is damn good

>>94753951
That last one sounds kinda gay, though.
Not saying it couldn't work.

>>94753731
that looks so much better

>>94734769
What does Spike do with his Rarity doll?

>>94754089
Comic?

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>>94736874
>>94734769

>>94753954
2 babies 1 fox.......

>>94753668
Why are pink girls so hot?

>>94754155
I think he meant this >>94751714

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>>94739378
>When in college, friends with quirky roller derby girl who liked good coffee and talked novels.
>Got tea together, talked. Walked around campus discussing lit. Good times.
>Made a move.
>"Anon, I'm not really into guys. But you're really nice! You'll find somebody!"
>12 years later.
God made us to suffer and to die alone.

>>94754223
Duh! Thanks.