Defenders thread #2 Jessica Booty

>>94732759
...is nonexistent.

how long until jessica gets caged

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>>94732777
It's a small, but memorable bump

>>94732785
doesn't it happen in the first or second episode of her show?

>>94732785
i'm waiting for it

>>94732777

it's just a regular butt.

you don't gotta be mean about it just because her butt is not massive like Kim Kardashian

>>94732759
Anyone got any spoilers?

>>94732793
i forgot

>>94732759
>Muh Kun Lun
>Muh duty
Is there any character more annoying than Danny Rand?
>>94732785
Literally in season 1 of Jessica Jones

Matt looks like a jackass being the only one in costume. Fuck realism, who the fuck wants realism in their superheroes?

I actually like Bakuto in this. I thought he was boring in Iron Fist.

>>94732797
They pull a Cabin in the Woods

>>94732800
No he was the worst part of his series and he's easily the worst part of this one

So, if the smoke was good enough to knockout Luke and instantly knockout Danny the moment it came close, how did Elektra and Stick basically fight in it for so long.

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Since when does the iron fist have recoil. I can see everyone else getting knocked back but Danny almost Ko'd himself.

>>94732785
>fuck Clair and misty
>going back to jessica
For what dark purpose

>>94732800
Colleen? She's good early on in the season. Then she tells Danny not to team up because fuck the muties, then she goes full cult PTSD, then she just sits around being useless.

>>94732777
Nigger detected

What is so bad about the hand going back to kun lu'n
How does destroying new york help with that

>>94732821
>Since when does the iron fist have recoil.
Indestructible skin. He's usually punching shit that gives way.

>>94732821
>dark purpose
the opposite actually

>>94732810
How? Ancient Gods control everything,or we get tons of D-List characters in a murder montage?

>dat Misty rack
I forgot how good it was lads

>>94732835
>What is so bad about the hand going back to kun lu'n
Muh heretics. Prior to the massive criminal enterprise it genuinely seems like Kunlun was just dicks.
>How does destroying new york help with that
Their plan isn't to destroy New York. It's to get more 1ups in case they catch the cancer or get murdered cause they're out.

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>>94732788

>>94732788
I want her to bully me and sit on my face.

I'm glad that Luke finally got that coffee.

>>94732842
Sigourney Weaver suddenly goes out like a bitch to her own evil daughteru stabbing her in the back at the top of a giant hole without doing anything right before her evil plan to prevent her own imminent death is accomplished

>>94732877
BRAVO MARLEL

>>94732877
Wut, is that it?

>>94732889
That's pretty much what your reaction is going to be.

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sorry OP, but I prefer braphogs

not asslets

Have it aired already? Is it any good?

>>94732919
>Have it aired already?
Yes
>Is it any good?
It's better than the shitty parts of Luke Cage or Jessica Jones and definitely better than Iron fist, but weaker than the rest of the Netflix shit. Also suffers a lot from lack of nurse.

>>94732937
I'm liking it more than Iron Fist and Jessica Jones right now, although it's taking too long to get going, too much setting up. Same issue as every Netflix show really

>>94732812
>>94732812

you sound like a bitch

>>94732759
Why's Matt fighting people who are defending their store instead of the thieves?

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>>94732759
>Tranquilizer dart hits the wall
>Danny pulls it out and stabs it in another guy
Would this actually work? I know next to nothing about the logic in this scene, but something seems off.

Is Danny still a shit?

>>94732967
no its retards mad about nothing he was fine

>>94732953
Unlikely. If I understand correctly how tranquilizer dart works, it would eject its payload the moment it stops.

>>94732978
Watch episode 7 and tell me shit's fine.

ONE JOB

>>94732983
i did whats the problem

>>94732967
he's still shit

Was Danny always this shitty of a fighter? He used the Iron fist as crutch but now it has reach the level of life support.

>>94732988
>>94732983
thats a shame. is the show still good in spite of him?

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>>94732953
Yes, when the dart is in the wall, the liquid inside the dart has nowhere to go. If it's not liquid, there would still be some tranquilizer on the tip.

>>94732993
it definitely suffers because of him, but I think it's worth the watch

>>94733002
what was the big problem

>>94733008
He's an idiot and just kind of there despite the plot revolving around him

>>94733002
ok good. I'm at a place with bad internet and cant watch for a few days

>>94733013
looks like you are like the sjw that hate him fucking nothing

>>94733023
Huh?

>[spoilers]still no costume
>still gets in the way
>still annoying [/spoilers]
IF S2 better be the TWS of MTV

Why can't I me just fuck off?

>>94733031
only sjws hate danny

>>94733031
you both hate him for no reason

>>94733043
no I hate him because >>94733037

Colleen, no!

>>94733050
so you hate everybody

Claire spinoff when?

RIP Stick. Saw that coming

>Let's Get Sigourney Weaver And Have Her Do Absolutely Nothing: The Series

>>94733107
RIP Sigorney, WHY GOD DAMN IT WHY

Kind of hoped Luke Cage was going to throw that car at Gao.

Did they ever show prior to Defenders her being able to shoot literally waves of bullshit using "chi".

>>94733147
she pushed mat away like that

>>94733147
She force pushed matt and danny in their shows

>>94733147
She psychically pushed Danny through a hand gesture without touching him so kinda yeah. And she also effortlessly pushed Daredevil near the end of Season 1.

This is better than Iron Fist and sure as Hell better than Jessica Jones, but it's still mediocre crap
>>94733142
Elektra just killed her WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT

So why did they hype up Weaver? I mean, we already knew Elektra was going to be the golden child of the Hand, so why did they even bother setting up Weaver when they were just going to have Elektra be the main baddie at the end anyway?

>>94733176
They really need to stop getting rid of the good villain for a shit one at the last second

Alright, stump-punching.

>>94733213
>good
Are we watching the same show? She didn't do shit, wasn't intimidating, and was a complete waste of Sigourney Weaver.

>>94733250
This. They might as well have not had her.

>>94733250
If you say so.

>>94733259
>watching Spider-Man Homecoming 2
>Norman Osborn shows up
>played by Brian Cranston
>movie follows Osborn half the time as he sets up plans
>is killed in the last act by Scorpion who was set up in the previous film
How would you react?

When need Nelson & Murdock close? How are we going to get the building exploding for Born Again if they don't have a building?

Matt's sonar senses gets kind of pushed to the extreme in this. Like, he can hear from the bottom of the building that the entire building is empty? He can hear while 30 stories underground or whatever the bomb clicking?

>>94732759
how she got her power?

>>94733427
Freak accident.

How come Luke and Danny are the only ones with useful friends and how come Hellcat is not hell catting

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You call that a booty this is a booty

>>94733423
But he can't hear Jessica taking pictures of him from 30 feet away

>You look like an asshole

Okay, I laffd.

They really bullshit how much dust would come down if the building collapsed, that'd probably fill up the entire streets. Not to mention the glass, concrete, and all sort of debris that'd spread out.

well that opening is fantastic, as most of them have been up to now. Daredevil is still my fav

>>94733423
He can hear the entirety of new york. And when he focuses he can hear whatever he wants

>>94732759
on eps 4, stick is just mr.exposition here, they tried to make him like nick fury to defemder but it feels forced

>>94733510
Well its not like we have anysort of documented videoed event were a building comes down in the middle of a city, so how can we know what it looks like?

>>94733640
Yeah, especially in the middle of NYC of all places.

Don't forget to watch the Punisher trailer at the very end.

No Danny costume, or at least nothing traditional. Looks like they sort of went for the tracksuit at the end, but that's dumb.

>shows skeleton like we should know who that is instantly
Scott Buck was a mistake. This show feels like it had a much better Iron Fist show before it that we didn't get to see

>episode 7
>cameraman zooms in on Misty's rack
I like this cameraman

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>>94732777

>>94733497
did he returned her scarf?

Post more Jessica booty, fuck the Defenders, I know I would

>>94733747
Argh! Thar be the map to me booty!

>>94733761
>ywn fuck Ritter's tight pussy while you suck Colter's cock, jerk off Jones, and take Charlie's dick

Should I watch this if I loved DDS1 and JJ, thought LC was mediocre and thought DDS2 and IF were unwatchable diarrhea?

This looks closer to the unwatchable diarrhea.

Misty lost her arm! Something actually happened!

>>94733800
>liked Jessica Jones
You'll love it

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>luke cage appears
>hip hop starts playing

>>94733798
Bruh I'd do all of that for a chance to kiss Jessica's ass

>No Netflix
>Want to see the show
>Mainly for Danny so I can see how Bias people are being because he's white like last time
I'm hearing they did Danny better at least.

>>94732785

Just finishing shed, and I'm actually pissed they didn't follow the comic (Alias) where she and Luke end up tuck my and creating their baby. It would be perfect for her JJ season to end with her telling Luke about being pregnant.

But no, they are going my drah it out, and pretend for another few fucking years that the two aren't endgame. I mean, shit, gone of us are getting any younger, and a percentage of us will be dead by the time it happens. Dragging it out for pointless drama is stupid.

>>94733733
You mean that was obviously a dragon? I think that's all it was meant to imply, that there's dragons buried underneath New York. It was pretty dumb and I was expecting, with there being a giant dome and the Iron Fist seal, that it was a spot that K'un-Lun teleported to or something.

>>94733874
>I mean, shit, gone of us are getting any younger, and a percentage of us will be dead by the time it happens.
The fuck? You're talking as if this shit matters at all. It's Bendis' oc and Luke Cage having a Sonic fanfiction tier romance. Fuck off.

Should I watch this or Midnight Texas?

>>94732785


I prefer Cage with Claire like in his early series

>>94733874
I can't see Luke ever getting with the woman who killed his wife.

>>94733876
It was Shao Lao, the dragon Danny had to fight to get the Iron Fist. Thing is we only ever saw its eyes in Iron Fist so we should we assume it's the same dragon?

>>94733968
Madame Gao mentioned that they, the dragons, were plenty back in the greens (or something along those lines). So I took the skeleton as being simply another dragon, not Shou-Lao specifically, although Danny's mention of desecrating Shou-Lao does lead reason to go against that.

Still, it seemed off considering he literally fought Shou-Lao only half a month prior or whenever it was. Unless the implication is he fought Shou-Lao, then it somehow got moved 30 stories underground, got buried, and was a skeleton. Unless Shou-Lao was all fake? Like I said, I just assumed it was another dragon.

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>Be hip-hop head
>Be on Episode 1
>Luke Cage scenes get hype as fuck
>Claire gets Caged

Fuck I'm loving this shit I wanna see IF fight DD too damn

Daredevil and Jessica saved this. Luke spent the majority of his to e doing fuck all,to the point Stick even called him out on it. It was like he was just hanging out.

Danny actually pissed me off with how shit and stupid he as, because while it didn't wow me, I didn't mind Iron Fist. I wasn't on board with the hate. But in this, he shakes me and proves the haters right. He loses practically every fight he is in AND makes idiotic choice after idiotic choice.

>Jessica telling Luke he wants his coffee
HOME WRECKER

>>94733968
>>94734004
[Spoiler]it's fing fang foom. The Mandarin is mentioned [/spoiler]

>>94734073
That's not even remotely true

>>94734055
Thats okay, pretty sure Claire and Colleen were two seconds away from fucking right next to the bombs

So, uh.... Any idea where Matt ended up? Who got him out of that cave?

>>94734055
I really liked what they did with Iron Fist at the end.
He feels responsible for Matt's death and takes over his job as protector of New York and finally gets over his belonging angst.

... up until they blew up the best fucking chance they had at giving the fucking mask. Seriously fuck you Netflix that last Danny shot should've been him with the actual Iron Fist costume as a tribute to Matt.

>>94734043
I actually like Luke, he was a pretty good rock for everyone. Plus the subtle hip hop start just before he saves Danny was pretty great

>>94734055

That's where it's going eventually. He is going to fuck her, and she isn't going to realise he is with Night Nurse, and then she is going to be the fuck up for daring to get knocked up. It's what happened and n Alias, so I expect it to happen here.

I just don't know where they're going to place it. Perhaps JJ season 2 will have Luke in it again. Because if they only ever interact in Defenders, it could be literal years.

>>94734103
Probably Ku'n Lun.

I mean they could just get get out from the other side of the fucking cave.

>>94734103
With his mom. It's pretty obvious

>>94734103
Looks like the place he was at when stick first found him, and most likely Elektra was the one who took him there, she is a little more durable then he is

>>94734126
What even WAS on the other side?

>it's the devil you sold your soul to
>those military cuts
WE BORN AGAIN NOW BOYS

Matt staying down was utterly pointless. We know he'll survive. Could just have avoided the whole thing. Now it makes no sense that he got out and the whole "dead but not really" shtick is really really tired.

>>94732759
she sure is ugly

>>94734166
Considering they were stealing Shao Lao bones I assume it was the actual city of K'un Lun.

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I feel bad that I am happy this happened, but can't wait for shitty CG and makeup, wonder if it will be made from good old Wakandan vibranium

>>94734181
It's to introduce his mother

>>94734187
She's not traditionally attractive yeah but somehow that makes me wanna fuck her even more.

>mfw i was joking in other threads about luke, matt and jessica fucking danny
>they actually fucked him up in the show

>characters not believing in the crazy shit that goes on
It's like they've forgotten they live in the Marvel universe.

I hope Gao is still alive.

Spoil me the entire plot, I lost all interest in the Netflix shows. Only one I'm still interested in is Punisher.

White bois dun kno rel bootai

>>94733858
what is google you filthy casual

>>94734251
She is.

She was overhearing Joy and Davos during the Iron Fist finale.

>>94734249
If I saw aliens invading I'd believe in other alien stuff, not dragons and ressurections.

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>>94734235
Shit, didn't spoiler.

Drawfags please edit.

>>94733858
They shit all over Danny. He's literally a damsel in distress and jobs in every fight.

>>94734251
Unless you see one of those guys lose a head they are most certainly still alive. Im sure Gao and Okami-san are fine given they also probably got more Dragon Meth

>>94734253
Some stuff happens and everyone goes home

It wasn't clear how or why The Hand wanted to destroy New York. It seemed like all they wanted was that sweet, sweet substance.

>>94733423
Don't forget he couldn't hear nigger man freeing himself and assaulting Danny. But well so did everybody else including his own team.

So the villains were pretty weak right?
Alexandria did kinda fuck all, Elektra was simply the physical counter to the defenders, the fingers were "who cares?".
I only liked Gao and I think she did pretty well with what she was given, I rather wish Alexandria didn't undermine her as much as she did in terms of screen time.

>>94734414
From what I understood, they didn't want to destroy New York exactly.

It was just a side effect of extracting the dragon jizz.

Basically, once they mine those sweet, sweet, bones, the ground will destabilize, and down New York goes.

>>94734344
Also Misty loses an arm, and Matt gets the Batman: Endgame treatment.

>>94733467
Matt had Stick.

What a fucking waste of Weaver.
I thought Kilgrave was a disappointment, but this bitch is taking it to the whole new levels of disappointing.

I'm so fucking mad right now.

>>94733747
Sad.

>>94734462
At least Kilgrave is coming back

You know what really pissed me off? Claire and Matt didnt get a single conversation with one another.

>>94734438
What happens to Matt?

>>94734481
Hopefully this time he won't suck as much.

>>94734462
Kilgrave is the only main villain to stay a main villain beginning to end

>>94733944
This. Cage needs to stay single so he can fuck every white woman in the franchise.

>>94734499
>>94734481

We all know its just gonna be Arkham Knight joker illusions

Unless Gao brings him back as a fuck you to Jessica

>>94734513
Why does he need to be a man whore?

>>94734414
They didn't.
Jew York getting rekt was collateral from digging dragon meth. They just didn't give a shit and made a big deal out of it because I guess they gotta appear evil.

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>>94734495
This, but with Matt and Elektra.

>>94734501
Yes, a very dull and annoying main villain.

>>94734495
Matt and Elektra fight in an underground cave essentially while Matt tries to convince Elektra to realize who she is, since she's sort of-not really going through an identity crisis of sorts. It culminates in her accepting her love for Matt and they embrace while they're buried alive in the cave. Though at the end,
it's shown Matt survived and was rescued by someone, since he's shown lying beaten and bandaged on a bed.

>>94734518
Alternatively
>muh healing factor
plot device.

>>94734550
Don't forget he was being treated by nuns.

>>94734561
Yeah, there's that, but it was sort of secondary to the general summary. A possibly important detail, but hard to say for now.

>>94734575
I could be as simple as Elektra pulling him out and taking him to a church.

>>94734117
>he was a pretty good rock for everyone

So... nothing like his comic counterpart?

I miss DeKnight.

>Danny iron fists AoE everyone
>hip hop intensifies

>>94733725
Danny will get it in season two as an omage to Daredevil

Why is Jessica written so weirdly? It's like they want her to be engaged and dismissive at the same time

>She finds the explosives
>The most deadpan bored "holy shit" I've ever heard, but still conveys that she's meant to be shocked by it
Either shocked at what she found or not, you can't have both

>We need to talk, Jessica.
>"Hogarth" and scene cut like it's some big reveal but again she delivers it like she's bored
She knows Hogarth and shouldn't be surprised at all to see her. just an eyeroll and sigh would have been enough there

>>94734043
I liked Iron Fist but making idiot choices is what Danny did the whole time.

>>94734651
That's sort of what I was hoping. Was hoping Matt would point out how stupid it is for a multibillionaire (multimillionaire?) figure like Danny to go around without a mask, and then say he has a guy who could help with that or something.

As Elektra stabs Wasted Potential, she tells her that Dardevil's name is Matthew

Gao's face when. She's gotta survive long enough to tell Kingpin this new juicy info.

>>94734698
Doesn't Fisk already know who the Daredevil is?

>>94734676
They keep on portraying her as too cool to give a shit. Kind of annoying.

>>94734732
I think he suspects. When Matt gave him that punch in the prison, he was all like
"This punch feels familiar"

So what are the next confirmed shows?
Punisher>JJ S2>DD S3> IF S2?

Also do we know who's the Feige/producer of all the shows?

>>94734698
>Fisk and Gao
My hope for DD season 3.
>>94734732
No

>>94734622
Fuck if I know. He was the reasonable person, in a shit storm of crazy

>Jessica Jones, do yourself a favor and don't look for John Raymond
Fucker, she already wasn't going to

>>94734741
I loved it!

>>94734777
I swear, my first thought was that the wife did that just to make sure JJ did investigate.

>>94734754
Loeb

>>94734741
I wouldn't even mind that, it's that they do that but also have the scene written like she does care even though she plays it like she doesn't. Seems like some kind of conflict between what the writer intended and what the director did. It's just bad.

>>94734754
IF and LC were both given s3cond seasons as well. Im sure a defenders 2 is on the back burner as well.

>>94734829
>like she does care even though she plays it like she doesn't.
That's been her character from the very start, anon.

>>94732796
it's flat as shit
I've seen 14 year olds with bigger butts

Is it just me or is directing of action scenes kind of nauseating?

>>94734791
I thought it was the kid. Who in the fuck would think a threatning phone call would have anything but the opposite effect

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So what did you think of the Luke-Danny dynamic?

>>94734847
Looked fine to me

>>94734860
Danny just wants Luke to think he's cool. I kind of like that.

>>94734860
That's what I want to know. Is it big brother little brother stuff? Is the chemistry good?

>>94734860
I liked it, they actually acted kinda brotherly, with Danny the screwup younger brother too Luke's seen it all older brother.

>>94734838
I mean the actress, not the character. It's fine if the character is pretending not to care but does, that fine. The problem is that the words coming out of her mouth are written like she cares, but the actress delivers them like she's bored out of her mind with no subtext that she's putting on a front.

I'm glad the Hand part is over I hope.
The regular mafia stuff is the way stronger part of the shows.
Maybe Daredevil season 3 will be actually good now.

If Daredevil wasn't in this I wouldn't have been able to watch through.

>>94734847
Yes

Does it get better after the intro? Because so far all it's doing is reminding me why I hated Iron fist.
You have a guy who's fists can glow! Use that! If you didn't want to show a fight at least imply one using the glow-y hand in the dark room. Come on man.

>>94734860
They worked better than i was expecting. I wish they would've had a post-battle moment like everyone else had.

The namedrop was nice.

>>94734912
DDS3 will be BULLSEYE hopefully.

>>94734901
Danny gonna be a better brother than Diamondback.

>>94734906
Yeah thats Bullshit and you should fuck off already

>>94734931
everything gets better except Danny I guess

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>>94734970
>yfw they introduce Bullseye in Punisher for Fisk to hire for Born Again

>>94734840
>I've seen 14 year olds with bigger butts
MODS

>>94733747
It looks like a depressed bag of sand.

>>94732788
>you'll never find jessica passed out in some back alley and rape her ass triggering her ptsd and she punches your stomach out

>>94734651
God damn it that's so fucking stupid.
Of all the characters to fuck up they fuck up Iron Fist.

>>94734651
I'm surprisingly OK with this. I gave up on a comic accurate Danny so anything that improves his actual character is good.

>>94734985
I don't mean the whole time, usually she's fine. From what I've seen so far it was just those two scenes I described, seemingly because they struggled to have her scenes end with shocking moments while making sure she keeps not giving a shit.

>>94735035
>It looks like a depressed bag of sand.
A little rough on the edges but if you smack it and heat it up well enough it'll be as delicate as glass.

>>94735053
But his costume is dumb, like super dumb. Why care if he wears it or not.

>>94735050
>rape
>not pay a couple of dollars to some hobo, dress him in all purple and tell him to go wake her up by screaming her name

>>94735083
>Why care if he wears it or not
Because that way a competent stunt double can do the martial artsing instead of his sorry ass.

>>94735093
What? No, anon, I don't have any interest in torturing her.
The intention of that post was to convey that I want to fuck Jessica IN THE ASS while accepting that I'll probably will get killed.

>>94735083
But it's not though. It's extremely simple and effective

>>94735083
Read a comic, i'm begging you.

>>94735097
I thought he was pretty good in this though. Plus we dont need more of that, like its not obvious when they use a stunt double. Heck in the alley fight when Danny put his hood up at one point its pretty obvious its an older asian dude doing the fighting. Not to mention Elektra turning into a dude at several points.

>>94734651
He needed a costume bad. It didn't work with just Matt being in costume

>>94735168
A comic costume always looks way better then in real life. So how about you grow up and realize foot long frills look dumb in the comics and they would look worse in the show.

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>>94735220
This one would work in live action

>>94735220
>foot long frills look dumb in the comics and they would look worse in the show
You do realize that's not the only costume Danny has worn in the comics right?

>>94735245
Exactly, I was thinking of that one.

>>94735083
t. Scott Buck

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>>94735245
>>94735263
There's already a costume that works in live action, especially if Danny is wearing it as a homage to Daredevil.

>>94735073
But by that point the skin will have burnt off.

>Colleen repeats the same shit she did in Iron Fist

>>94735316
Is it just me or does she kinda suck in this? Waste of screen time.

>>94735341
>Is it just me or does she kinda suck in this?
Her sex scene in Iron Fist was nowhere close to being that explicit.

>based Stick telling JJ to shut the fuck up
He's officially my favourite character now.

I only care about Danny and Luke. Do they work and is it worth it to watch them together?

are elektra have super strength now? iron fist dont do shit to her

WHERES THE FIRST THREAD

>>94735510
Elektra was too OP. Bitch was physically hurting Cage.

>>94735708
>>94713048

>>94735752
thanks anon

Anyone else think Jessica has more chemistry with Matt than with Luke?

>>94735832
Yes desu. Jessica/ Matt, Claire/ Colleen, Like/ Danny, Misty/Hospital OTPs

>>94735832
Everyone has more chemistry with anyone that's not Luke. Which is weird because Luke is great otherwise

>>94735852
>implying Danny and Luke weren't gay for each other
They were a step away from going full CURRENT YEAR with the other

>>94735852

Well Danny has good chemistry with Luke unless I'm crazy

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>guy holds other guy hostage, assuming she's from "them"
>Jessica asks who
>It's "they"
>JJ asks who's "they"
>YOU KNOW
>never actually bothers answering when it's clear she doesn't fucking know

>>94735866
Anon I'm stuck at work. Pls tell me more

>>94735852
Danny just wanted Cage senpai to notice him. But yeah other than that Luke's interactions with the others weren't very good.

>>94735872
I didn't feel it at all. I had a lot of disappointments with this show though

>>94735891
Which is just more evidence for him and Danny to have show together

>>94735891
> Turning Luke and Danny into notice me Senpai/ gay

Netflix was a mistake

>>94735872
>that scene where luke humors danny to tell his dragon story despite having zero interest on actually hearing it
That was sweet.

>>94735890
I've seen gay pornos less gay than Luke and Danny

>>94735872
They had the worst chemistry actually

>>94735922
Well, he was really amazed with the whole super hero act. So much he took over Matt's hero duties at the end of the show.

>>94733747
It'd look hot if you stripped her nude and tied her up.

>>94735940
That you anon. Power man and Ironfist was the first comic I've ever read, so it's a relationship that I care about.

>>94735952
Like he did during Civil war that one time? Huh. That's actually a good way to turn Danny into a better character instead of naive douche

>>94735957
Any girl looks better tied up this a 1000% fact.I

>>94735929
I liked that too. Tumblr is going crazy over him calling out Danny's privilege which shows how they've never read a single comic in their entire lives

> No Misty/ Danny interaction so far

Fuck this show

>>94735981
Kind of. He feels guilty about Matt dying (don't worry he gets better) and decides to defend the city he loved.
Danny even gets a pseudo-costume and poses like DD on his last shot, but sadly no mask.

>>94736065
Misty/Danny is dead in the comics too, i'm pretty sure she's still fucking Sam. White men having sex with black women is bad optics in the current year

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>>94733747
I dig it

>>94735832
>TV writers write the two of them in relationshit
>Bendis is forced to make Matt cuck Luke due to SYNERGY
Please

>>94736065
Misty will cuck Danny with Colleen.

>>94734043
>Dannys the only one who is willing to fight the hand for most of the show
>every other defender is being a bitch about it

How is Danny getting all the hate again, what fucking idiotic choices??

Him jobbing all the time is annoying though

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Danny and Luke's first interaction was pretty good.

>Stick cutting off his hand and booking it[\spoiler]

Kek

>the cgi when the japanese guy is thrown off of the elvator
Holy fuck that looked bad.

>>94736095
>no mask

WAS THE PERFECT WINDOW

ONE

FUCKING

JOB

>>94736116
Why did marvel break them up again. What as the excuse.

>>94736410
Chi baby

>>94736410
Because Marvel sucks and they listen to white guy Soencer who wants her with Sam instead of black guy Walker

>>94733616
Awful exposition has been the weakness of all these shows. Pop telling Luke Cage Cages's personal history in that first episode was so damn lazy.

>>94736332
The dust in the hole looked worse

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>>94736129
God. She's so fucking cute!

>Foggy talking about Matt's vigilantism like it was a crack addiction
Lel

>>94732844
Dubs of truth.

Just finished it. Everything except Iron Angstypants was awesome. Few minor plot holes, mostly predictably story and dialogue but still still a fun time for a Marvelfag.

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More Luke and Danny bromance when? Also why doesn't Luke just fight Black Sky? I'm only on episode 4, but there's really not much she can do to hurt him.

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disappointing they got all the side characters in a room together but none of them speak to each other and compare notes

>>94737091
Iron Fist was easily the least angsty one there

>>94737131
misty's mistys keep being impressive

>>94732759
This show is very whatever. I would expect something they took 4 other shows first to set up would go big and spectacular. But this was just mundane whatever.

>>94734435
neither could stick that scene was bullshit

I could've done with about 40% less JJ.

>>94736332
the explosion looks worse, it look like straight todvd from early 2000's

>>94734754
heroes for hire when

>>94737234
Jesus, were you expecting it to put 500 dollars in your bank account, give you a blowie and solve the Israel-Palestine conflict? Its just capeshit tv anon

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You know, I'm cool with this costume, looks pretty good. Hopefully he gets a mask though.

Also Matt not dying has a lot of potential, like going completely off the grid

>>94737234
I blame the very "meh" villain.
She's all bark and no bite whatsoever.

So does the buff roidmonster from the end of Daredevil S1 make an appearance?

>>94737393
I expected some entertainment. Weird how you defend this show with such radical extremes. Why so defensive about criticism to the show?

>>94737433
Hey I'm just saying, its capeshit entertainment. Its easily hit or miss, and it seems it missed for you. Well, that sucks I guess.

>>94737430
Stone? I think everyone forgot about him.

>>94737463
Thats some bullshit

On a scale of 1-10 how was the Luke and Danny bromance?

>>94737529
1 maybe a 2.

>>94737421
Thats seriously what they decided to go with? Ironslav? For fucks sake, they were doing ok adapting the costumes from the comics before this. Makes me wish Nolan never did a Batman movie so this gritty and realistic bullshit never happened

>>94737529
was good but they didnt give it much screentime, not even post final battle

>>94737529
3, it's only building the foundation at this stage.

>>94737421
>iron slav
What the fuck is this?

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>>94737575
>>94737589
I think it's supposed to be based off this

lotto momma didnt deserve this

>>94734640
>Defend Ya Neck

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SHE SAYS BAKA.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER AUDIBLY UTTERS BAKA.

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>>94737691
Donald Trump really did make anime real

>>94737691
>no "baka inu"
What's the point.

>>94733014
>Welcome, joyful readers!
>Welcome...to City 17!

>>94737584
>>94737546
>>94737578
Disappointing especially after the slow ass first episode. They should've focused more on that and less of the shit villains

>>94735413

The last fight scene they have together starts with Luke telling Danny to light it up and music starts playing. It's kind of great. And scene when they're fighting in boardroom together, they get scenes together that build the bond better than I expected like them joking around when danny is tied up. They definitely shit all over danny's character in this and brought him down a few notches to what his abilities were in the first season of IF though,
which makes it kind of shitty but they do have surprisingly good chemistry

Her name is Electra Nachos? Like some kind of electrical cheese and chip snack?

>>94737691
Shit, when is that?

>>94737908
Episode 6

>>94737180

She comes off as way too old though, so i'm glad they're not trying to pair her with danny.

>>94737934
Maybe Danny has /co/'s MILF fetish

>>94737621
But without the mask and color or dragon it's trash. It's nothing. It's not a costume it's what I wear when I go to wal-mart.

>>94737977
I meant collar not color

>>94737977

Bro you roll to walmart as ironfist?

doesn't that make you seem like an asshole?

>>94738002
well its not like you're wrong. Netflix Danny's tracksuit is so drab its practically dirt brown

>>94738025
Hey jerk I EARNED my iron asshole by training with the sagely monks of Kunt-Lun

Just finished first episode, why is fight choreography so garbage? WTF happened to Netflix shows after Daredevil season 1?

IF was an excellent comedy

>>94738051
All the talent left to go work on Arrow and got lost on the way.

watched ep 1 and was bored. Whats the bare minimum episodes I need to watch to understand the last ep and be done with it.

>>94738105
Most video players have a x2 speed setting. Try that.

>>94736227
Danny and Luke's bro moments were great in general.

>>94738159
I actually find this a legitimate suggestion

>>94738197
Funny high pitch voices and fast wacky action. What's not to like?

Why does one guy only speak Japanese but understands everyone speaking English?

>>94738231
The lack of a "Yakety Sax" button on video players.

>>94738105
You know this isn't homework, right anon? Sounds to me like you have 500 different things you'd rather be doing, stop wasting your time watching TV

Isn't she supposed to be dead? I mean, Walter White made sure of it, didn't he?

>>94738270
There are things I'd rather be doing, I think these shows are terrible outside of Matt/DD/Charlie Cox. Yet the part of me thats a comics fan feels compelled to watch them.

>Jessica walks out because ???
>goes home, does research, finds out the exact same shit she'd have learned if she'd stayed
The fuck was the point of her fucking off, then?

>>94738257
He rules over the Japan region, which is kind of weird since Madame Gao already sort of covers the East Asian region herself, but don't pay attention. I guess it's a nod to the fact the Hand is supposed to be Japanese (and they did mention him being the manipulator behind Nobu).

Easier to get a person who speaks Japanese to just speak in Japanese the whole time than get someone to speak in some South African language or Bakuto in whatever Hispanic ethnicity he's supposed to be.

>>94732833
Jizzskin detected

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>dat FRANK teaser
FRANK

do I need to see Iron Fist for the Defenders? because honestly, I have zero interest otherwise.

>>94738444
>trips

>>94738398
I think all her research just told her that something was off about Midland Circle and that there was something dubious behind the people running it, hence why she went to explain to the widow that the husband wasn't completely crazy.

Since she was probably guilty over his suicide, knowing that same organization that sent an assassin to kill him is now watching the widow (which is weird and uncharacteristic of the Hand), I guess her leaving was for her to find her own motivation? Like, man, these guys will kill everyone.

>DUDE I'M RUDE TO EVERYONE AND DRINK A LOT LMAO
There's no way people actually like Jessica is there? Almost every review I read said she was the best part of the show, but I can't stand her. Is it a le stronk womyn thing?

>>94738471
I feel the same way but I guess she's supposed to be the funny character because of the snark.

>>94738471
>I DON'T BELIEVE THIS MYSTICAL MUMBO JUMBO
>super strong herself
>has fucked a bulletproof man
>this is fine
>but chi is too fucking far

>>94738498
>fucked by a bulletproof man and a mind-controlling man
FTFY

>>94732759

>Luke Cake scenes are gross and yellow
>Daredevil scenes are red
>Jessica scenes are bluish
>Danny scenes are green

I know it's a theme but it's fucking jarring when they all take place during the same time of day

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>>94738103
>>94738051

>>94738471
She was also the least important character

At least Cage had connection to the cops and the kid. What did Jessica have, the PI case that went no where?

>>94738446

pls respond.

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Who put that apple there

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This garbage has barely been out for ten hours and Mousketeers are already in full damage control mode

>>94738614
No you don't. There's a guy the shows up later from IF but he's not really important

Finished it. I'd rate it about the same as Daredevil S2, mainly because whole show feels like Daredevil S3 pre-cum and Matt just steals it in every scene he is in.

Pluses:
- Charlie Cox absolutely owns it, best actor, best character, best supporting cast, best fights.
- aside from 3v3 in episode 7 I thought all fights were ok, nothing Daredevil good, but nothing Luke Cage bad. Hell, Luke finally got himself a fight to be proud of.
- This is first time I feel like ABC-Marvel show would have benefited from more episodes. Like 2, because i do think for the most part cast has great chemisty (but i wanted to see even more of them together)
- Daredevil's sidekick's trailer at the end of episode 8
- somehow they managed to utilize good chunk of supporting cast across all the shows (except for Trish and Karen)
- OP is excellent

But unfortunately, Ike the kike won't let something with great potential become great, minuses:
- sometimes feels very budget, that sword break with Iron Fist looked bad, they still can't figure out how to show Jessica fly poorly and etc
- only Danny x Luke and Matt x Jessica got any time to really work. Luke and Danny especially need more time, i do think actors have chemistry, but Matt and Jessica moments are just straight out of comics and even better, I can see Jess actually going to Matt for advice on something and just generally value what he has to say and even hang out with them. But Danny x Jess, Matt x Luke, Matt x Danny had almost zero fucking time, Matt almost had zero connection to Luke.
- that out of place rap in episode 8
- Weaver's character is pointless
- Not explained OC shit, we still don't know what is Black Sky and why it's important and why Elektra is it, we don't know how Shou Lao ended up beneath New York
-They can't figure out how to write Danny, he comes across as whiny even when he is right and everyone should have listened to him

I have more to say, but it's all right, Daredevil is still the king.

>>94738614
It'll be a bit confusing but you dont have to. I recommend seeing it anyway its good and better than LC despite what the hive here will tell you

>>94732759
>the only good show was daredevil
WHAT
THE
FUCK
MARVEL NETFLIX
Fucking SHIELD was better than this trash

Well, was pretty retarded. It was like fucking Daredevil and Luke Cage where the villains were brought down by petty infighting.

except in the end we only actually see like 2 people fucking die so we know they'll be back because marlel can't set up any conflicts that don't involve the fucking hand.

>not only does Matt lets the looters get away with the things they're stealing (a freaking television), but he SLAMS the store owner's head into a wall
>all because the store owner tried to stop them
What did Matt want the store owners to do? Just bend over and let the looters have their way with them? Like, okay, I get the point, it's supposed to say that a life is not more important than some material objects that are being stolen, and I get it. And I would've been okay had he just disarmed the store owners, but he literally slams one of their heads in a FUCKING BRICK WALL. All because, why, because he was defending his property from thieves? How is this acceptable?

Dropping this shit, honestly, unless there's a scene later where Matt reflects and regrets that he went too far. Is there?

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>>94732759
Fuck this pile of corporate shit. That's not how a black guy acts. That's not how a blind man acts. Thats not how a dumb chick acts. That's not how a average fit fag acts.

CANT WAIT TILL THEY FACE OFF AGAINST KANG!

>>94739325
Well, think of it like Matt, would you rather stop petty theft, or murder? Because shooting eith a shotgun from behind is not a justified self-defense

He later reflects on how he regrets he went at all and most definitely enjoyed it.

>94739398
>Well, think of it like Matt, would you rather stop petty theft, or murder?
I get that. I really do. It's just, he literally knocks one of the store owners out by slamming his head into a brick wall. That really seems extreme considering the circumstances.

>He later reflects on how he regrets he went at all and most definitely enjoyed it.
Oh, that's good to hear.

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>>94737393
I dunno, DC Cape shit still give us a moment of pic related once a week.

This had 1 good fight scene, where there was good lighting, some really sweet destruction. I think it was episode 3 or 4 where they all meet up in the Midland building for the first time. Then the rest of it was just drama to pad out the next 4-5 episodes until they could fill the quota and finish the series.

Oh man who did the scene design for this. Every scene has either Red/Blue/Yellow/Green or White in it.

>>94739509
Like I posted in the previous thread:
>Jessica
>>scenes toned blue
>Matt
>>high contrast, lights and darks, red lights
>Danny
>>scenes toned blue or green
>Luke
>>CUE HIP HOP AND R&B (and yellow tint)
Then there's Weaver, which is where the white tones comes out. Makes it really obvious who we're about to see in the first, like, 5 episodes.

>>94739509
So you're saying that scenes have colors? Shit, man.

>>94739509
Its supposed to be thematic or something. The restaurant they hid out in after their first fight was a whole kaleidoscope of reds, greens, blues, yellows and purples. Guess they're trying to make up for the grimdark "realistic" tone

>>94739566
Why don't you just shut the fuck up you autistc piece of shrill shit. Nobody hear gives a fuck. Please reply declaring your suicide you fucking marvel dick suck.

>>94739566
Could be part of a Defenders drinking game; anytime a Defender shows up in a scene splashed with one of their colors, drink

>tfw you will never motorboat Misty

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>>94736033
Righters and lefters are going nuts over it, not even gonna bother to search Twitter.

White Privilege has always been a theme with Danny. In the pass I was looking forward to this, but in the current Internet age we live in, I know they're gonna make it into a cringey Internet meme.

>>94738671
>we don't know how Shou Lao ended up beneath New York
It wasn't him, just another dragon. When IF says "You desecrated Shou Lao!" it was meant as a "So you were banished for desecrating the Dragons!".

Or it was his corporeal form. Danny never fought him "live" just as a "projection". In fact, "The Immortal Dragon" has not been "alive" for thousands of years. Maybe he never was.